HYPOCRITE, n. One who, professing virtues that he does not respect secures the advantage of seeming to be what he despises.
- Ambrose Bierce
Hypocrisy can afford to be magnificent in its promises, for never intending to go beyond promise, it costs nothing.
- Edmund Burke
With any luck, after the New Hampshire Primary, Rick Santorum will be relegated to the scrap heap as yesterday’s Flavor of the Moment. The good news about Santorum’s rapid ascent after Iowa is that America gets to acquaint itself with the skeletons in Little Ricky’s closet. Let’s face facts, shall we? Any Right-wing politician who would wear a lavender suit and a pink tie has got to be either unclear on the concept or doing a damn poor job of hiding his true peccadilloes.
Wide stance, anyone??
Kinda makes you wonder what Little Ricky’s so afraid of, knowhutimean??
Rick Santorum’s Anal Sex Problem: As if having a credibility problem wasn’t bad enough.
Rick Santorum’s Idea of Freedom: Enforcing Catholic Sexual Morality: So…how’s that “small government” thing working out for you??
After Santorum Left Senate, Familiar Hands Reached Out: Because Republicans always take care of their own, don’t they?
Rick Santorum’s Abortion Obsession: Things would be SO much easier if women simply acquiesced and accepted their God-ordained role as sperm receptacles and the property of men.
As senator, Santorum was obsessed with abortion: Things would be SO much easier if women simply acquiesced and accepted their God-ordained role as sperm receptacles and the property of men.
The Future Will Be an Eternal Loop of Watching Rick Santorum Whine about Gays: Because blaming all our problems on Teh Gayz means that you don’t actually have to DO anything to solve those problems.
Meghan McCain Blasts Rick Santorum: Don’tcha just LOVE watching Republicans eat their young?
Santorum To Mother Of Cancer Survivor: Sick To Blame For Pre-Existing Conditions, Should Be Charged More: If you want health insurance, you shouldn’t get sick. Simple, eh?
Rick Santorum’s School Scandal: Using Pennsylvania tax money to school your children in Virginia? Nice.
Santorum: America Needs ‘Jesus Candidate’: Hmm…I wasn’t aware that Jesus had registered as a Republican.
Rick Santorum With David Gregory: Either Completely Delusional Or An Epic Liar - Or Both: I’m going to go with both…because that clearly seems to be the case.
Romney Ahead In South Carolina, But Santorum’s Rising: Hey, is that a surge in your polls…or are you just glad to see me?
Press Goes After Santorum: About damn time, don’tchathink??
Yearbook photo of Rick Santorum reveals his Superbad past: Little Ricky looks just like McLovin. How creepy is that??
Maggie Gallagher and Penny Nance Gush Over Rick Santorum: Now there’s a menage a trois that will give your gag reflex a workout.
Tony Perkins to Rick Santorum: “Nothing is Inevitable and People’s Votes Do Matter”: As long as they OUR values.
Rick Santorum and the evil Bluh People: Jeebus, Santorum can’t even lie properly.
CatholicVote.org Endorses Rick Santorum: Because of all the Republican candidates only Little Ricky is Conservative and uber-Jesus-y enough to truly believe that women are sperm receptacles and the property of men.
Rick Santorum Is Nothing More Than a Slightly Polished Pat Robertson: If it’s true that God loves only crazy White bigots, He must LOVE Little Ricky.
Santorum Explains Unusual Choice After Baby’s Death: Santorum’s wife had an abortion. There’s no other word for it…and Little Ricky’s a world-class hypocrite.
Rick Santorum’s Big—and Pointless—Whopper: Rick Santorum lies in the same manner and with the same ease that most mere mortals breathe.
31 Rick Santorum Quotes That Prove He Would Be A Destructive President: I imagine the challenge was in winnowing down the list to only 31 quotes.
State Abortion Restrictions Hit Record High In 2011: Little Ricky must be SO proud….
George Will Endorses Rick Santorum and Stephen Colbert Approves: Because NO ONE knows fun like George Will.
