April 11, 2012 6:59 AM

Today's dispatch from the attic

Rick Santorum ends presidential campaign after conceding to Mitt Romney in phone call. Odd…I thought Little Ricky didn’t believe in pulling out.

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STILL not convinced that that Republicans are waging war on women? Just listen to the condescending manner is which Herman Cain speaks about women.

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Board seeks Marine’s dismissal for anti-Obama Facebook posts Free speech, yes…but if you dissed your boss in such a thoroughly disrespectful manner, don’t you think you’d be fired immediately…and deservedly so??

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Lawyer falls for Nigerian e-mail scam, sues Wells Fargo. Because taking personal responsibility for your own stupidity is just not what lawyers do.

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Ozzie Guillen suspended five games. Because Miami is the one town where expressing your admiration for Fidel Castro will land you smack in the middle of a Category 5 $#!%storm.

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The GOP’s Problem With Women And Caterpillars. There’s something about gratuitously pissing off roughly half the electorate that seems…well, self-destructive and stupid.

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California Inmates Get Better Health Care than Ordinary Citizens. Uh…anyone else see a problem with this??

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Remembering Rick Santorum for President. There were so many great moments. Well, OK; maybe not “great,” but certainly entertaining. And highly disturbing.

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Hillary Clinton Takes Stab At ‘Texts From Hillary’ Meme. Now there’s one B.A.M.F.

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Man who survived 0.552% blood-alcohol level arrested again. This time his B.A.C. was only 0.297%…which means he was almost lucid by comparison.

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