Our Lord God the Almighty Father sought today to distance Himself from both Mourdock and the entire right-wing fundamentalist Christian movement, sources confirmed…. “I want to make one thing absolutely clear: Mr. Mourdock’s comments from last night in no way reflect my position on this or any other issue,” said the Divine Creator, speaking at a press conference this afternoon to address Mourdock’s remarks that rape-induced pregnancies were God’s intent. “And furthermore, I would like to take this opportunity to say definitively that I, God, do not officially sanction or condone the words or actions of anyone involved in the fanatical, conservative Christian faction that Mr. Mourdock represents.”…. “Many people hear my name in connection with the Christian Right and start to assume we are aligned in some capacity, and I’m here to say, for the record, that we are not,” God continued. “So let me just be clear: I don’t want women to get raped—not ever. I don’t think their resulting pregnancies are my divine will. And if a woman is raped, then she has the right to get an abortion, period. I do not agree with Mourdock. I do not agree with the Christian Right. End of story.”
God Distances Self From Christian Right: When even Almighty God wants no part of you, isn’t it time to clean up your act?
Joyner: Obama Helping to Merge Christianity and Islam: Hey, if mergers are good for Wall Street, then why not theology?
Westboro Baptist Church Praises God For Hurricane Sandy’s Wrath: Because God is a mean-spirited, vindictive S.O.B. who gets off on the suffering of others.
Kuhner: ‘Gay Gestapo’ Will Have Opponents ‘Burnt at the Stake’: It’s What Jesus Would Do.
Will the Christian Right Hang Itself With Its Own Homophobia?: We can only hope.
Porn Superstar Ron Jeremy Tells Churchgoers That Porn Stars Are Not Going To Hell: I’m not certain Ron Jeremy is the best spokesperson, but OK….
Beisner: Hurricane Sandy was Sent By God as ‘a Matter of Grace’: I’m guessing that if he peddled this crap on the Jersey Shore, he’s get his ass kicked pronto.
Most U.S. Catholics Back Marriage Equality, But Knights of Columbus Pour Millions into Opposition: Because how can you know that you’re superior without a class of people you can oppress and discriminate against?
Hurricane Sandy Spawns Right-Wing Theodicy: Better to be thought a brain-dead religious zealot than to find theological reasons for natural disasters and remove all doubt.
Religious Right Rabbi Blames Hurricane Sandy on Gays, Marriage Equality: Who knew Teh Gayz had so much power??
All year, Gary Cass of the Christian Anti-Defamation Commission has been releasing monthly videos laying out “irrefutable proofs that Barack Obama is NOT a Christian!”…. Today the CADC released its latest video focusing on Obama’s support for gay rights, claiming that he has “recently come out of the closet” in support of marriage equality and thus “has revealed his true anti-Christian colors.”…. But Cass is particularly upset by the way Obama “invokes Christ to try and justify his anti-Christ position” because “the Bible is very clear about homosexual acts being a very evil thing”
Voters in Florida Are Set to Weigh In on Two Contentious Ballot Questions: Because the separation of Church and State is for losers and Liberals.
Knock-Knock-Knocking On Hell’s Door: Cheap, exploitative emotional manipulation: It’s what Jesus would do.
How Patriarchal, Christian Backlash Politics Have Only Become More Vicious- This kind of hatred goes way beyond ordinary politics and deep into the realm of abnormal psychology: My Sunday School days make be long behind me, but I don’t recall be taught that Jesus was about hatred, rage, and the desire to destroy those who aren’t severe and unforgiving Christians.
Wilson: Obama acts like a ‘Junkyard Dog’; ‘Homosexual Practitioners’ may soon Censor Pastors: Have you noticed that some folks just can’t stomach the idea of a Black man in the White House?
‘Religious Freedom’ Rallies Barely Conceal Anti-Obama Activism: Because, as any REAL American patriot knows, God’s a Republican.
Embattled Mormon blogger leaves LDS Church: Some folks don’t appreciate it when you tell the truth.
Obama is Not a Christian Because ‘the Bible is Very Clear About Homosexual Acts Being a Very Evil Thing’: And Gary Cass should be heavily sedated.
New allegations of sexual abuse against priest rock Miami Archdiocese: Is it just me, or has the Catholic Church been revealed to be a clubhouse for pedophiles?
Cass: ‘You Can’t Be a Christian if You Don’t Own a Gun’: If Gary Cass is a Christian, I’m the Queen of England. The man understands the teachings of Jesus Christ about as much as I understand colon cancer.
