August 28, 2003 5:52 AM

My mom is cooler than your Mom

This is why some people simply should not be allowed to breed:

AUGUST 27--You would be hard-pressed to find a more disturbing picture of a mother gone wild than the below criminal complaint filed this month against Patricia Johnson, a 34-year-old Pennsylvania woman. Seems that a drunk and drugged-up Johnson tried to throw her teenage son a lewd birthday party at a local hotel, where she offered the boy and some of the teen's friends beer and drugs, tried to perform a striptease, and asked to be spanked. Johnson allegedly exposed herself at one point, licked the faces of some boys, and, according to the teens, "kept trying to touch them in their pants." Johnson has been charged with an assortment of crimes, including indecent exposure, corruption of minors, and reckless endangerment.

So, does this mean she's off the "Mother of the Year" ballot??

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