August 2014 Archives
- August 30, 2014
If you need me, I'll be in Canada - August 30, 2014
A little perspective on the challenges we accept - August 30, 2014
The Cubs still suck. Thanks, Obama.... - August 30, 2014
It's good to know where your meat comes from - August 29, 2014
Lunch is served - August 29, 2014
New at 11: Women don't like Republicans. Who could have seen this coming?? - August 29, 2014
Cletus takes the Ice Bucket Challenge...what could possibly go wrong? - August 29, 2014
Texas Justice: Available only to Conservative Christian White Folks - August 29, 2014
Remember, it's only a scandal when a Democratic President does it - August 28, 2014
We need more of these everywhere - August 28, 2014
Caring for immigrants: It's What Jesus Would Do, don'tchathink?? - August 28, 2014
A very good reason why Rick Perry should be all for gay rights - August 28, 2014
Stupid?...or Louie Gohmert Stupid?? - August 28, 2014
In Texas, only dead people make history...according to the Conservative Whites who write it - August 27, 2014
The separation of Church and State: Intended by the Founding Fathers only for losers and Liberals - August 27, 2014
Women: Like men only far less relevant - August 27, 2014
They're here. They're queer. Who cares?? - August 27, 2014
GOP: Of, by, and for oligarchs. The rest of y'all can go fornicate yourselves. - August 26, 2014
Oh, no...Burning Man isn't - August 26, 2014
Oh, by the way...a weather apocalypse of truly epic proportions may soon be upon us - August 26, 2014
Cheap, Dishonest Propaganda: The game good, God-fearing White Children should be playing - August 26, 2014
If you're White, you've benefited from racism - August 26, 2014
Smearing a dead teenager in the name of a racist Right-wing agenda is no crime - August 25, 2014
Now this is my kinda place.... - August 25, 2014
When do we forgive and admit sex offenders as full members of free society? Or do we? - August 25, 2014
Better to be thought a homophobic "Christian" and a fool than to be Bryan Fischer and...oh, never mind - August 25, 2014
Being Barack Obama: Damned if he does, damned if he doesn't - August 25, 2014
Officer Wilson's White...so of course he was within his rights - August 25, 2014
No double standard here.... - August 24, 2014
It's hard to go to a Hell you don't believe exists - August 24, 2014
The 11th Commandment should have been "Don't be a dick" - August 24, 2014
Games children shouldn't play in St. Louis - August 24, 2014
Today's Consurdity: Conservatives whose love for the Constitution is conditional - August 24, 2014
Today on "Great Moments in Schadenfreude": Rick Perry sees his gun rights curtailed - August 24, 2014
Who says White doesn't make Right? - August 23, 2014
Introducing the latest evolution in state of the art policing technology - August 23, 2014
Am I my brother's keeper? Or should I kick him to the curb if he's poor or sick? - August 23, 2014
Sure, attempted murder is a bad thing...but full credit for creativity, no? - August 23, 2014
The Brotherhood of the Tiny Penis on their monthly play date - August 23, 2014
If not for self-righteousness, Rick Perry would have no righteousness at all - August 22, 2014
Evidently the Flying Spaghetti Monster was otherwise engaged - August 22, 2014
The Dumbest Man on the Internet trolls Ferguson...and fails - August 22, 2014
Texas Republicans and corruption go together like strippers and professional athletes - August 22, 2014
The Ice Bucket Challenge: How about you just write a check and call it good, 'kay?? - August 22, 2014
Who needs critical thinking when we have Jesus? - August 21, 2014
This is why friends shouldn't let friends do math - August 21, 2014
There's no other way to spin it: The NFL must stop condoning and endorsing racism - August 21, 2014
Sure, kids were killed...but it's not like they were Americans or anything - August 21, 2014
So...d'ya think Kim Jong-un is spending his days trolling PornHub?? - August 21, 2014
Rick Perry's indictment: Almost enough to make me believe in a benevolent God - August 20, 2014
One reason I love my adopted hometown - August 20, 2014
Women are property: Why the naked female breast is something to be feared - August 20, 2014
When women control their own bodies, the primacy of men will be imperiled - August 20, 2014
Stupid...or Louie Gohmert Stupid?? - August 20, 2014
Dishonesty and the Seattle Times: Disinformation in the service of a Right-wing agenda is no crime - August 19, 2014
You might want to order something other than the duck - August 19, 2014
Beware the power of the boobies. Or not. - August 19, 2014
So...morality DOESN'T stem from religion, then?? - August 19, 2014
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year: I don't think you can blame this on the alcohol - August 19, 2014
Hell doesn't sound half bad - August 18, 2014
If you think this isn't happening in America, you're not paying attention - August 18, 2014
George P. Marshall is alive and well...and he looks like Daniel Snyder - August 18, 2014
#Ferguson: No, self-serving racism isn't dead - August 18, 2014
#Ferguson: WTF is happening to my country?? - August 18, 2014
Teach your child to obey Jesus...or they might learn to think for themselves - August 17, 2014
Spontaneity is highly overrated - August 17, 2014
Americans believe in helping those in distress...as long as they're not American - August 17, 2014
If not for self-delusion, Rick Perry would have no delusions at all - August 17, 2014
What "religious freedom" in the workplace might lead to - August 16, 2014
Those requesting James Taylor songs will be summarily executed - August 16, 2014
Rick Perry's indictment: Breaking the speed limit on the Schadenfreude Expressway - August 16, 2014
"America's Team": Because evidently Americans really love mediocrity - August 16, 2014
Women are property...or why Brazil is a Republican's idea of Paradise - August 16, 2014
Equality: Yes, even in Mississippi - August 15, 2014
I don't think I want to play this game anymore - August 15, 2014
Compassion: Only for losers and Liberals, 'cuz it doesn't sell newspapers - August 15, 2014
The price of ignorance: Much cheaper than you might have suspected - August 15, 2014
Because poverty builds character...in others; I couldn't live on minimum wage - August 15, 2014
Bats--t Crazy: No impediment to Republicans winning elections - August 15, 2014
It's not Iraq or Ukraine...it's Ferguson, Missouri - August 14, 2014
It's no wonder Americans are thriving in an idiocracy - August 14, 2014
Freedumb: Being a dick is a poor way to advance the cause of gun "rights" - August 14, 2014
More writer's humor: Why punctuation is your friend - August 14, 2014
Being Jewish doesn't give one carte blanche to object to anti-Semitic names...right?? - August 14, 2014
FREEDUMB: Greetings, citizen! Our militarized police will protect you. Papers, please!! - August 13, 2014
How to tell dogs from cats - August 13, 2014
Robin Williams: Another consequence of our lack of commitment to effectively treating mental illness - August 13, 2014
Today on "Great Moments in Poor Ad Placement" - August 13, 2014
Why, in the name of all that's Holy, won't Barack Obama stop murdering Christians?? - August 13, 2014
Conservative callousness and insensitivity: Trying to score political points off a tragic suicide - August 12, 2014
Daddy, why is Mommy on Pornhub? - August 12, 2014
Doing the right thing doesn't have to be newsworthy for its rarity - August 12, 2014
Greetings from North Carolina...where only good, God-fearing White Patriots get to vote - August 12, 2014
Evidently being a Christian doesn't protect one from certain...um, urges - August 12, 2014
Today on "People Unclear on the Concept".... - August 11, 2014
A surprisingly accurate map of an introvert's heart - August 11, 2014
If you need me, I'm nowhere to be found - August 11, 2014
When you work for Fox News, truth is what suits the company's Right-wing agenda - August 11, 2014
You can only camouflage stupid for so long before it comes back to bite you - August 11, 2014
It's only abuse of power when the man in the Oval Office isn't a White Republican - August 10, 2014
Ah, screw it...let's take a nap - August 10, 2014
If Joseph McCarthy and Sarah Palin could have a child, it would be Ted Cruz - August 10, 2014
Separation of Church and State: Evidently only for losers and Liberals - August 10, 2014
In Luckenbach, sometimes you might need a little help with the blindingly obvious - August 9, 2014
THIS is why I want a dog - August 9, 2014
Hamas vs. Israel in Gaza: Mutually assured destruction is still destruction - August 9, 2014
True heroism lies in creating peace - August 9, 2014
Rover's last mortal act - August 9, 2014
Impeach the illegitimate Kenyan usurper: It's What Jesus Would Do - August 9, 2014
Now that we've put a stake in Benghazi, can we finally talk about things that are REAL? - August 8, 2014
How badly do you want that cookie? - August 8, 2014
Six years, 25000 tweets...and I'm still looking for something profound to say - August 8, 2014
Thanks, but I'm really looking for dairy-free and cruelty-free sheet metal - August 8, 2014
Today on "Great Moments in Marketing Genius" - August 8, 2014
Portland: Where the 90s never died, young people come to retire, and the daily newspaper sucks - August 8, 2014
Because more guns makes EVERYONE safer...even when they don't - August 7, 2014
This is why I'm a writer and not a scientist - August 7, 2014
Every country in the developed world provides universal health care- except the good ol' U.S.A. - August 7, 2014
Tea party headgear - August 7, 2014
It seems being talented, young, and rich isn't inoculation against poor impulse control - August 7, 2014
Pre-existing conditions are no longer grounds for denial of coverage: You're welcome, patriots! - August 6, 2014
Today on "Great Moments in Lack of Self-Awareness" - August 6, 2014
I'll see your TomKat and raise you KatPee - August 6, 2014
When you hit your knees tonight, thank God that Michele Bachmann will never be President - August 6, 2014
Paid maternity leave: So much for "American Exceptionalism"...and our families deserve better - August 6, 2014
The time is coming when women in a traditionally male role won't even attract attention - August 6, 2014
Looks like it's time for an update - August 6, 2014
Proud to be a foot soldier serving in the #WarOnWhites - August 5, 2014
A good reason to be a cat person - August 5, 2014
Memo to Dan Snyder: Time to get over yourself and do the right thing...don'tchathink?? - August 5, 2014
A tale told by an idiot - August 5, 2014
Retirement ain't what it used to be - August 5, 2014
Fortunately for Caribou Barbie, stupid is not an impediment to fame and fortune in America - August 4, 2014
Oh, the horror of being forced to interact with people face to face in real time - August 4, 2014
Advocating genocide: Not a great way to win friends and influence enemies - August 4, 2014
Remember: they're not children; they're the first wave of Obama's plot to destroy America - August 4, 2014
Because more guns makes EVERYONE safer - August 4, 2014
What did you learn in school today? I learned how to share. - August 3, 2014
"I was hungry And you asked for my papers...." - August 3, 2014
Memo to S.E. Cupp: If you don't believe in God, how can you be mad at Her? - August 3, 2014
Yet another reason why ammosexual gun nuts are just plain wrong - August 3, 2014
Women should be seen and not heard giggling - August 3, 2014
Lack of a triple-digit IQ is no impediment to Republican leadership in Texas - August 2, 2014
888,246 Ceramic Poppies Surround the Tower of London to Commemorate World War I - August 2, 2014
It's the 21st century; time to lose our Puritan fear of sex and sexuality, don'tchathink? - August 2, 2014
Hate- the gift that keeps on giving...and giving...and giving.... - August 2, 2014
Ted Nugent: Proof that even God makes a huge mistake now and again - August 2, 2014
Joseph McCarthy is alive and well...and he's the junior Senator from Texas - August 1, 2014
At least Fred Flintstone didn't beat his wife and get a slap on the wrist as punishment - August 1, 2014
Who Would Jesus Hate? - August 1, 2014
A very good reason not to be "normal" - August 1, 2014
If Geraldo Rivera is your expert on marriage.... - August 1, 2014
It's not food unless you can look into its eyes before killing it