August 2013 Archives
- August 31, 2013
You're not an adulterer; you're suffering the effects of chronic Obama Derangement Syndrome - August 31, 2013
The NFL's concussion problem: The truth will (not exactly) set you free - August 31, 2013
The real Future Shock...probably not what Alvin Toffler had in mind - August 31, 2013
Jerome Corsi: God's gift to Stupid - August 31, 2013
You know you have Obama Derangement Syndrome when.... - August 30, 2013
If it wasn't for unintended irony, we'd have no irony at all - August 30, 2013
The biggest threat facing America today: greedy, uppity fast food workers - August 30, 2013
Today's nominee for Worst Person in the World: Donald Rumsfeld - August 30, 2013
Racist, homophobic, and ignorant- EXACTLY what Jesus would do - August 30, 2013
The GOP plan to prevent the (not so) rampant election fraud problem from growing - August 29, 2013
Nice to know we Americans have our priorities in order, eh? - August 29, 2013
John Boehner: When chutzpah and hypocrisy are the coin of the realm, you're a Republican - August 29, 2013
The Republican definition of "high crimes and misdemeanors" - August 29, 2013
Peter LaBarbera: If only Teh Gayz would remember their place and keep their mouths shut.... - August 29, 2013
Republicans: Wrong so often that they MUST be right this time, eh? - August 28, 2013
August 28, 1963: The more things change.... - August 28, 2013
Hey, Republicans!! It's not failure if you're the one who broke it. - August 28, 2013
Stupid is as the anti-choice lobby does - August 28, 2013
If you use religion to clear your conscience, YER DOON IT RONG - August 27, 2013
Syria: A moral dilemma wrapped in a question and surrounded by a quandary - August 27, 2013
Facts can be stubborn things...especially when they don't work in your favor - August 27, 2013
Memo to Bryan Fischer: Christians don't get to lay claim to being an oppressed majority - August 27, 2013
Smug arrogance & aggressive ignorance aren't reasons to vote Republican - August 26, 2013
You know your Monday's REALLY going to suck when... - August 26, 2013
When lying is the coin of the realm, you're ruled by liars, cheats, and criminals - August 26, 2013
What good is capitalism if you can't create a servant class? - August 26, 2013
The biggest threat facing America today: Militant, domineering, and pregnant lesbians - August 26, 2013
Remember when the middle class had a chance? - August 25, 2013
Back to school: People unclear on the concept - August 25, 2013
Ayo Kimathi: Free speech really can be offensive, reprehensible, and repulsive speech - August 25, 2013
Memo to Republicans: Obamacare isn't a failure if you're the one ensuring it fails - August 25, 2013
Today' victim of Obama Derangement Syndrome: Phyllis Schlafly - August 25, 2013
Republicans are people, too...willfully ignorant, mean-spirited, selfish, insensitive people - August 24, 2013
Worst DJ name EVER - August 24, 2013
Ignorant, offensive, racist...and evidently built to stay that way - August 24, 2013
Not exactly the writing rules you might have expected - August 24, 2013
Memo to Republicans: You don't get to impeach the President merely because you hate him - August 24, 2013
What's (not) on my bedside table these days - August 23, 2013
Happy Friday! You're just in time for the Kitty Apocalypse. - August 23, 2013
It's time to lose the Puritan ethic when it comes to teaching our children about sex - August 23, 2013
Ted Cruz: You can take the boy out of Canada, but you can't take Canada out of the boy - August 23, 2013
Next they'll be telling us Obamacare will require forced sterilization of Christians - August 23, 2013
Impeachment: Convict The Black Guy in the White House first. Evidence later. - August 22, 2013
Birthers: "You call us crazed hypocrites like that's a bad thing" - August 22, 2013
You know you have Obama Derangement Syndrome when.... - August 22, 2013
Where's the birther outrage? Oh, wait...Ted Cruz isn't African-American. Never mind - August 22, 2013
Ted Cruz: Canadian terror baby? Don't laugh; it just might be true. - August 22, 2013
In Texas, EVERYTHING is bigger- even the hypocrisy - August 21, 2013
A message from the North Carolina Department of Tourism - August 21, 2013
The latest front in the war on drugs...organic okra?? - August 21, 2013
A collective lack of self-awareness? - August 21, 2013
This is why you never see "Rabid Religious Right" and "science" used in the same sentence - August 21, 2013
Marijuana: (Not exactly) Truth in advertising - August 20, 2013
Today's nominee for my new personal philosophy - August 20, 2013
Russia: A shining example of what happens when you fail to learn history's lessons - August 20, 2013
A question for those who believe the 2nd Amendment is sacrosanct and inviolable - August 20, 2013
For a small minority, being a Christian means not having to worry about things like truth or decency - August 20, 2013
The real problems with American politics today - August 19, 2013
Today's retro moment - August 19, 2013
Neil Cavuto: Why engage in reasoned debate when ignorance and fear-mongering work so well? - August 19, 2013
Steve Stockman: Proof that Texas has a never-ending supply of arrogant, stupid, and racist - August 19, 2013
When the truth isn't on your side, lies and talking points are ALWAYS good choices - August 19, 2013
A UFO in Seattle? - August 18, 2013
The reason why you rarely hear "reason" and "religion" used in the same sentence - August 18, 2013
North Carolina: A "solution" in search of a problem - August 18, 2013
Remember, prayer's a great way to excuse your bad behavior and salve your conscience - August 18, 2013
What Would Jesus Do? He'd double up on his medication. - August 18, 2013
Keeping Texas safe from the ever-present threat of contraband vaginas - August 17, 2013
Rule #1 for a successful business: Marketing is everything - August 17, 2013
You have to know you have WAY too much time on your hands when.... - August 17, 2013
Congress (n.): Mean-spirited, hyperpartisan, detached from reality - August 17, 2013
Only the Rabid Religious Right would define hatred and homophobia as "moderation" - August 17, 2013
The truth about Social Security - August 16, 2013
The real reason America is such a mess - August 16, 2013
Republicans to the poor, minorities and the middle class: Drop dead - August 16, 2013
Global climate change doesn't care if you deny its existence - August 16, 2013
In Tea Party AmeriKKKa, women won't have to worry about little things like equality - August 16, 2013
How to know when you're what's wrong with America - August 15, 2013
Hey, Republicans! Here's a simple way to prove the superiority of your ideas. - August 15, 2013
Republicans: We come not to praise America but to burn it - August 15, 2013
The GOP's only hope: Appealing to the lowest common intellectual denominator - August 15, 2013
Today's coffee spew moment: "Senator McConnell's Progressive Liberal voting record" - August 15, 2013
Republicans are people, too...mean-spirited, selfish, insensitive people - August 14, 2013
Calvin and Hobbes meet Walter White and Jesse Pinkman - August 14, 2013
Today's Brave Defender of (not so very) Small Government: Ken Cuccinelli - August 14, 2013
In other news...In Sweden, outside the Russian Embassy - August 14, 2013
Barack Obama: EXACTLY like Vladimir Lenin - August 14, 2013
Why is it that the only people who know God's plan are uptight straight White males? - August 13, 2013
This is why I'm vegan: McDonald's new Anus Burger - August 13, 2013
And you thought your job sucks.... - August 13, 2013
When you have to cheat to win...yeah, your ideas kinda suck - August 13, 2013
The only class in America...is the class Rick Santorum lacks - August 13, 2013
August: When the full-throated Tea Party Boobie emerges from hibernation - August 12, 2013
An evening with Michael Frantti: A much-needed reminder of our shared humanity - August 12, 2013
Republican hypocrisy: Repetitive AND redundant - August 12, 2013
Bryan Fischer: Proof that fundies think hatred and discrimination are Christian values - August 12, 2013
A very good reason to miss Barney Frank's presence on Capitol Hill - August 11, 2013
And you thought Snow White was living a fairy tale.... - August 11, 2013
We've met the real threat...and the real threat is staring back at us from the mirror - August 11, 2013
This is why we can't have nice things - August 11, 2013
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year - August 11, 2013
Proof that comparing Republicans to sharks isn't hyperbole - August 10, 2013
This week's NSFW rap song brought to you by...Natalie Portman?? - August 10, 2013
Drunk, racist, and stupid is no way to go through life, son - August 10, 2013
The best argument you'll see today for the reality of global climate change - August 10, 2013
As any Republican knows, what good is a woman without a man to take care of her? - August 10, 2013
OK...explain to me again why a single-payer system is evil, Socialist, and anti-American?? - August 9, 2013
This is why I don't believe in superheroes - August 9, 2013
Is that an Amber Alert in your pocket, or are you just terrified to see me? - August 9, 2013
Rand Paul would be SO proud.... - August 9, 2013
Don'tcha just LOVE watching intolerant Conservatives eat their young? - August 9, 2013
The real reason Republicans love the free market - August 8, 2013
A lesson I could stand to learn - August 8, 2013
A glittering monument to some seriously backasswards priorities - August 8, 2013
The best use for a Walmart you'll see all day - August 8, 2013
What Would Jesus Do? Somehow I don't think it would be stockpiling weapons and ammunition. - August 8, 2013
Chechnya? Afghanistan? Somalia? Try Detroit. - August 7, 2013
Natural selection, courtesy of the North Carolina General Assembly - August 7, 2013
Today's victory for the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster - August 7, 2013
Women are not property: A concept lost on Texas Republicans - August 7, 2013
When you have no argument, calling the object of your hatred a Muslim is always a good choice - August 7, 2013
Republicans are people, too...mean-spirited, selfish, greedy people - August 6, 2013
What's on my bedside table these days - August 6, 2013
Despite what some in the Bible Belt think, America is NOT a Christian nation - August 6, 2013
A postcard from Tea Party AmeriKKKa - August 6, 2013
Discrimination, hatred, and fear-mongering: It's What Jesus Would Do, knowhutimean? - August 6, 2013
Rick Perry: A legacy only a mother (or a Texas Republican) could love - August 5, 2013
A trip down Memory Lane with Christine O'Donnell - August 5, 2013
In Texas, all speech is free...as long as you're a Conservative White Christian - August 5, 2013
Detroit: Our very own Third World city - August 5, 2013
Dear Republicans: If you have to cheat in order to win, your ideas suck - August 5, 2013
A sure way for women to escape the heavy hand of government regulation - August 4, 2013
A good philosophy for people of any (and even no) religion - August 4, 2013
An open letter to Tennessee: Being a Christian does NOT make you a superior human being - August 4, 2013
A preview of Texas' new World Geography textbook - August 4, 2013
When you have no real argument, racism is ALWAYS a good choice - August 4, 2013
Don't worry; global climate change won't be a problem...during our lifetime, at least - August 3, 2013
I love Austin...but this makes it look like a suburb of Hell - August 3, 2013
George Zimmerman in Texas. With a gun. What could POSSIBLY go wrong? - August 3, 2013
Today's example of an epic lack of self-awareness - August 3, 2013
Freedom of speech: A freedom valued only by losers and Liberals - August 3, 2013
The Republican Jobs Plan: Saving their own jobs - August 2, 2013
This is your brain; this is your brain in the hands of North Carolina Republicans - August 2, 2013
America: Land of the free, home of some seriously back assward priorities - August 2, 2013
Linda Harvey: Today's (not exactly) shining example of Christian charity and tolerance - August 2, 2013
KKK rally, St. Augustine, FL (1964) - August 1, 2013
Behind every deep thought is an irrational fear - August 1, 2013
Another (not so) great moment in Republican ethics - August 1, 2013
Remind me again why women vote for Republicans? - August 1, 2013
I had NO idea the homosexual lobby was powerful enough to stifle free speech - August 1, 2013
Channeling my inner William Faulkner