May 2014 Archives
- May 31, 2014
More writing humor: Why proofreading is a good thing - May 31, 2014
The is what happens when you hate The Black Guy in the White House. Just. That. Much. - May 31, 2014
The Texas Republican Party: The Big Tent Party (if your tent is White, Christian, and heterosexual) - May 31, 2014
Hmm...al-Qaeda attacking Texas might actually be an improvement - May 31, 2014
Better to be thought a fool than to be Ben Carson and remove any lingering doubt - May 30, 2014
Sometimes you feel like a nut.... - May 30, 2014
You know you're a gun nut when you care more about firepower than human life - May 30, 2014
Exploitation and sexism? Or just WAY too much of a good thing? - May 30, 2014
Proof the politics of the Christian Right have nothing to do with the teachings of Jesus Christ - May 30, 2014
The story of 2.7 million refugees forced to flee Syria - May 29, 2014
For Erin...Happy Birthday! - May 29, 2014
When you believe your guns are more important than human life, you're a miserable excuse for a human being - May 29, 2014
No one is worth 2,511 the salary another person makes - May 29, 2014
Joe the Plumber: This is why we can't have a conversation about common sense gun laws - May 29, 2014
Texas: Land of the free, home of the White, Conservative...and male - May 28, 2014
Because nothing says "I LOVE AMERICA!!" like a hot breakfast - May 28, 2014
A glimpse into our New Theocracy - May 28, 2014
Because gun owners have rights, damnit! - May 28, 2014
For the troglodytes and knuckle draggers shall always be among us - May 28, 2014
#YesAllWomen need guns - May 27, 2014
This is what happens when the Brotherhood of the Tiny Penis decides to become a political movement - May 27, 2014
When a Liberal does it, it's a crime; when a Conservative does it, it's supporting a Republican candidate - May 27, 2014
I don't think this is what Grandpa meant when he said, "Pull my finger...." - May 27, 2014
Only a Republican could accuse a gravely wounded war veteran of lacking patriotism - May 27, 2014
Digging our graves with our teeth: And people wonder why I'm vegan - May 26, 2014
Because Republicans care enough about veterans to use them as political footballs - May 26, 2014
If we care so much about the troops, why aren't we actually DOING something to help them? - May 26, 2014
'Merica the Beautiful: Because sometimes the classics need to reflect current reality - May 26, 2014
Texas Republicans: Classy, dignified, and fighting fair to the bitter end - May 26, 2014
The best argument in support of same-sex marriage you'll see today - May 25, 2014
Sunrise at Trillium Lake near Mt. Hood - May 25, 2014
Freedom of religion doesn't mean freedom FROM religion...amiright?? - May 25, 2014
Today's moment of Zen - May 25, 2014
In what universe is "Redskins" not an offensive racial slur? - May 25, 2014
Watch New York City come to life - May 24, 2014
Don't try this at home kids; we're (not even close to being) professionals. - May 24, 2014
Never Forget...with this beautiful pewter Twin Towers key chain - May 24, 2014
Lies, damned lies, and Ted Cruz - May 24, 2014
Many aspire to be morons, few attain...and then there's Pat Sajak leading the parade - May 23, 2014
What's on my bedside table these days - May 23, 2014
Arrogance, ignorance, and hatred: A recipe for nullification (or not) - May 23, 2014
Doctor, could I have Common Sense Deficit Disorder?? - May 23, 2014
I'm sorry I didn't model the hatred, homophobia, and self-righteousness I know you expect of me - May 23, 2014
Who knew women were almost solely responsible for divorce? - May 22, 2014
The Brotherhood of the Tiny Penis defends their 2nd Amendment rights - May 22, 2014
Portland divests itself of Walmart: Doing the right thing...just not enough of it - May 22, 2014
Terrorism: The same among Muslims as it is among Christians - May 22, 2014
If you still don't believe the Tea Party is racist, you really need to start paying attention - May 22, 2014
Learning history through drinking games: Nazis vs. Jews beer pong - May 21, 2014
More writer's humor: So you think it's easy writing real good? - May 21, 2014
Michele Bachmann: Intolerant, judgmental, bat-$#!& crazy...and built to stay that way - May 21, 2014
This must be the "slippery slope" Conservatives warned us about - May 21, 2014
Operation American Spring: Self-parody at its finest - May 21, 2014
When you're so stupid it hurts.... - May 20, 2014
Yesterday Oregon, today Pennsylvania: It seems equality is contagious - May 20, 2014
I see the Brotherhood of the Tiny Penis met in Dallas over the weekend - May 20, 2014
Marriage equality in Oregon: A victory for all of us - May 20, 2014
Why walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death when you can drive? - May 20, 2014
Equality's victory is bigotry's defeat - May 20, 2014
You might be Republican if: You love America but hate most of the people in it - May 19, 2014
Another brick removed from the wall - May 19, 2014
Mama told me I needed more fruit in my diet - May 19, 2014
This Week in Crazy: God, Gays, and Guns - May 19, 2014
The reason why feminism is necessary - May 19, 2014
Another example of Americans digging their graves with their teeth - May 19, 2014
Wayne LaPierre: Stupid and dangerous is no way to go through life, son - May 18, 2014
34 years ago, the weekend ended with a bang...literally - May 18, 2014
Time to live and let live, don'tchathink? - May 18, 2014
Fill in the blank: A man is decisive, a woman is a _____ - May 18, 2014
Because it's not about what the Sheeple want; it's about what the gun industry demands - May 18, 2014
Sometimes, words fail me...and this is one of those times - May 17, 2014
And you think you have problems to worry about.... - May 17, 2014
Gay football players will destroy life as we know it...or not - May 17, 2014
The Oregon Coast: Not for sissies - May 17, 2014
Michael Sam: Another step down the path to enforcing Sharia law and the Homosexual Agenda - May 17, 2014
Lies and propaganda: Things only a Republican could be proud of - May 16, 2014
More writing humor: A time when the use of commas isn't optional - May 16, 2014
Freedom OF religion is guaranteed by the Constitution. Freedom FROM religion not so much. - May 16, 2014
Or you could just go with the "angry pit bull guarding the front door" approach - May 16, 2014
Takers, makers, and fakers: Begging for money at Bundy Ranch; it's not socialism when we do it - May 16, 2014
Unfortunately, this solution makes far too much sense to be of practical value - May 15, 2014
It was all fun and games until I found a hairball on my keyboard - May 15, 2014
Turns out that writers tend to be depressed, unbalanced loners...who could have seen that coming? - May 15, 2014
When you want to frustrate your Conservative friends by dropping some facts on them.... - May 14, 2014
You're welcome - May 14, 2014
Intolerance and bigotry is bad for business...and it should be - May 14, 2014
Common sense: The NRA defines it as "un-American" - May 14, 2014
Hatred is stupid- THIS stupid - May 14, 2014
Keep the government out of my Medicare! Wait...what?? - May 13, 2014
Because freedumb ain't free - May 13, 2014
How to talk to your kids about Michael Sam? It's not hard to do. - May 13, 2014
You can have my ICBMs when you pry my cold, dead fingers from the launch button - May 13, 2014
Religious freedom: Now that we've opened Pandora's box, things will only become weirder - May 13, 2014
Bengahzi!! Benghazi!! Benghazi!! When you just can't get enough Right-wing silliness. - May 12, 2014
More writer's humor: Speling iz kee - May 12, 2014
Proof that hatred and Conservative Christianity need not walk hand in hand - May 12, 2014
Hurry, we've less than 3 years to find a scandal that sticks to Barack Obama - May 12, 2014
When will we admit God intended that only those with a penis should rule the Earth? - May 12, 2014
Stacey Campfield: For those times when "stupid" is wholly inadequate - May 11, 2014
Remember, it's all about "location, location, location" - May 11, 2014
Michael Sam kisses another man: OMG, WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN??? - May 11, 2014
Isn't it time we stopped subsidizing churches? - May 11, 2014
The Tea Party: Playground of bigots and hypocrites with an inflated sense of self-importance - May 11, 2014
You don't need religion to be a good and kind person - May 10, 2014
I'm glad we didn't go into downtown Portland last night - May 10, 2014
The "Texas Miracle": So what if the poor, the sick, and minorities have to suffer to attract business? - May 10, 2014
In case you're wondering where your dog's been.... - May 10, 2014
Treating gays like second-class citizens: EXACTLY what Jesus would do - May 10, 2014
Frustrated? Depressed? Have you asked your Republican doctor about Benghazi?? - May 9, 2014
The New York Post: Classy, Dignified, Respectful...and built to stay that way (or not) - May 9, 2014
Be the change you wish to see in the world - May 9, 2014
Facebook: Home to the unbalanced, the self-righteous, the delusional...and the rest of us - May 9, 2014
Denying facts doesn't make those facts any less factual - May 9, 2014
If you do your own thing authentically, you don't have to worry about the haters - May 8, 2014
How I start my days - May 8, 2014
What Would Jack Do? is moving on up...but not out - May 8, 2014
News you can use...but probably won't - May 8, 2014
Your first mistake is believing anyone considers you to be of any significance at all - May 8, 2014
The difference between a murderer and the NRA? Less than you might think. - May 7, 2014
More writer's humor: Spell check isn't foolproof - May 7, 2014
The first legal crack in the wall separating Church and State - May 7, 2014
Not available in Vancouver, Calgary, Edmonton, Winnipeg, or Toronto - May 7, 2014
White Privilege ain't what it use to be - May 7, 2014
A surprise is in the eye of the beholder - May 6, 2014
One false move and the dog gets it - May 6, 2014
The Texas Miracle: At what price? - May 6, 2014
Today's "WTF???" moment: Be thankful you don't live in Oklahoma - May 6, 2014
Pat Robertson: "Stop us before we kill again!!" - May 6, 2014
Some look at things and say "Why not?" I look at things and say "WTF???" - May 5, 2014
This aggression will not stand, man - May 5, 2014
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us - May 5, 2014
Racism? In Alabama? Whodathunkit?? - May 5, 2014
Today's WWJD Factoid of the Day - May 4, 2014
If God's a Republican, we're in more trouble than I'd feared - May 4, 2014
Ignorance and hyper-religious reaction trump artistic expression...every time - May 4, 2014
Propserity Jesus: He who dies with the most toys wins - May 4, 2014
National Day of Prayer: Because, as any good Christian knows, God's a Conservative Republican - May 4, 2014
If you find yourself in Austin today, do something good for some good people - May 4, 2014
You don't need a Supreme Being to be a good person - May 3, 2014
One city's euphoria is another's abject despair - May 3, 2014
.9 seconds: The difference between joy and despair - May 3, 2014
When you hate someone...but not too much - May 3, 2014
Sedition: only a crime if you're a Liberal - May 3, 2014
This would bring about gun control in record time - May 2, 2014
Be careful where you park in Portland - May 2, 2014
Rule #1: White Christians can't commit acts of terror - May 2, 2014
T-shirt patriotism - May 2, 2014
I blame Miley Cyrus: Some dream of stupid...others have stupid thrust upon them - May 2, 2014
This is exactly why we must protect the sanctity of our elections...or whatever it is we're doing - May 1, 2014
Donald Sterling: A fitting remembrance - May 1, 2014
If it's about fear, ignorance, and hyper-religiosity, it's probably about Idaho - May 1, 2014
Stoopid Kriminul Trix: Dude, you couldn't wait six days?? - May 1, 2014
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year: The "Man, that's gotta hurt!!" edition - May 1, 2014
Corporations are people, my friend- hypocritical, self-righteous, hyper-religious people