October 2013 Archives
- October 31, 2013
Today on "People Unclear On The Concept" - October 31, 2013
Today's "Welcome Back To the '50s Moment": Baptists terrified of Christians having fun - October 31, 2013
When you allow zealots to define women as property, this is what you get - October 31, 2013
The best use of the phrase "vegan strip club" you'll see all day - October 31, 2013
So if the website isn't the problem, how about admitting you hate Barack Obama? - October 30, 2013
Blasphemy...not a problem when Conservatives do it - October 30, 2013
The (not so) Great State of Texas - October 30, 2013
Greetings from Central Texas...where the stupid is VERY strong - October 30, 2013
Remember, it's not a problem if it keeps the poor, minorities, and Democrats from voting - October 29, 2013
Dead children: The cost of protecting our precious 2nd Amendment rights - October 29, 2013
The true definition of bullying: Denying Christians their inalienable rights to bully gays - October 29, 2013
Today's communique from the Texas Department of Denial and Deceit - October 29, 2013
Wendy Davis: An opportunity to restore some much-needed sanity to Texas - October 29, 2013
An example of the GOP's (not so very authentic) plan to appeal to women - October 28, 2013
The Parisian view of the world - October 28, 2013
Jesus loves you; everyone else thinks you're a total dick - October 28, 2013
The decline and fall of America as illustrated by three simple charts - October 28, 2013
Joe the Plumber: A political philosopher for the ages. Or not. - October 28, 2013
Today's "Welcome Back To The '50s" Moment: Like Jesus always said, a woman's place is in the kitchen - October 27, 2013
A reminder that it's not your world - October 27, 2013
Women in Saudi Arabia: Making history at 60 MPH - October 27, 2013
Respect is a two-way street - October 27, 2013
God Bless Texas, for the stupid is strong there - October 27, 2013
The federal debt and government spending: Only a problem when a Democrat's in the White House - October 26, 2013
God bless our first responders - October 26, 2013
Thanks; I'll have a side order of racism and disrespect with my football - October 26, 2013
When it comes to reproductive rights, progress is WAY Overrated - October 26, 2013
And yet Fox News Channel being the propaganda arm of the GOP is perfectly acceptable - October 26, 2013
One person's abject failure is another's lifesaver - October 25, 2013
Today on "Great Moments In Philosophy" - October 25, 2013
When nothing is true, EVERYTHING is true: A primer on Tea Party reality - October 25, 2013
No, "Republican" isn't Latin for "hypocrite," it just seems that way - October 25, 2013
Being a prophet means taking yourself WAY too seriously - October 25, 2013
It's amazing what you can overlook when a Republican's in the White House - October 24, 2013
Better to be thought a fool and a moron than to be this guy and...oh, never mind.... - October 24, 2013
Here in the 21st century, some are still dragging their knuckles as if they were in the 15th - October 24, 2013
"Let's say I married John Boehner...." - October 23, 2013
The latest addition to our backyard - October 23, 2013
It's not tyranny when you don't get your way; it's democracy - October 23, 2013
Today on "Separated At Birth?" - October 23, 2013
Any REAL American will tell you that Girl Scouts promote abortion and lesbianism - October 23, 2013
DUDE!!! Wouldja like some righteous fries with that?? - October 22, 2013
Autumn comes to Portland - October 22, 2013
GMO foods: A scientific fight without a lot of science - October 22, 2013
A handy graphic guide to understanding the Know Nothing...uh, Tea Party - October 22, 2013
God's a Conservative Republican; just ask Michele Bachmann - October 22, 2013
Another example of inspired Republican leadership - October 21, 2013
Sometimes doing the right thing means just doing the right thing - October 21, 2013
Sure, she's a lousy cook...but she's got her priorities straight - October 21, 2013
I'm filing a class action lawsuit against Christianity for giving us Rick Scarborough - October 21, 2013
In America, you don't get to use violence and bloodshed to enforce your narrow agenda - October 20, 2013
It's not just news- It's The Onion, Fox News Channel for those with a sense of humor - October 20, 2013
I'm not afraid of a God I don't believe in; I'm terrified of His fan club - October 20, 2013
One person's traitor is another Right-wing ideologue - October 20, 2013
Sometimes the students have a better grip on common sense than adults - October 20, 2013
The Tea Party: Some things shouldn't be recycled - October 19, 2013
In the end, we become what we most fear - October 19, 2013
Because nothing says "I'm an American" like carrying an AR-15 into a Walmart - October 19, 2013
Today' oxymoron: "Republican political strategy" - October 19, 2013
Breast cancer awareness: a good thing. Pink Ducks: not so much. - October 19, 2013
The more things change, the more the wingnuts stay the same - October 18, 2013
Not exactly why Mom always told you to wear clean underwear - October 18, 2013
Teapublican Delusional Disorder: When nothing is true, everything is true (Chapter 2) - October 18, 2013
The government shutdown summed up in one brilliant graphic: Republicans got shut out - October 18, 2013
When you're less popular than dog poop, it's in the Congressional Record - October 18, 2013
Nice to know Republicans have their priorities in order, eh? - October 17, 2013
Well, that's one way to boost the troops' morale - October 17, 2013
Ted Cruz: Today's joyride on the Schadenfreude Express - October 17, 2013
The Tea Party motto: My way or we burn it all down - October 17, 2013
Who knew Ted Cruz was such a mean-spirited, dishonest jerk? Maybe the Houston Chronicle? - October 17, 2013
Sometimes Tea Party wingnuts are case studies in self-parody - October 16, 2013
A quick way to reduce the threat Republicans pose to America - October 16, 2013
Today's exercise in word association: Describe the Republican Party in one word - October 16, 2013
We shouldn't be running a government like this, either - October 16, 2013
Everything's bigger in Texas, even the arrogant, self-serving, McCarthyite Teapublicans - October 16, 2013
Blame The Black Guy in the White House - October 15, 2013
The Republican leadership test: It involves doing lewd things with a corn dog - October 15, 2013
Teapublican Delusional Disorder: When nothing is true, everything is true - October 15, 2013
Today's proof the Apocalypse is upon us: Ted Cruz and Caribou Barbie aren't the same person - October 15, 2013
Enslaving a race and access to affordable health care: Astonishingly similar, no? - October 15, 2013
The American Sheeple HATE Obamacare...but they LOVE the Affordable Care Act - October 14, 2013
Portland Timbers 1, Seattle Sounders 0: Timbers to the top of the table - October 14, 2013
You know Republicans are (not exactly) fighting for women when.... - October 14, 2013
In the Teapublican Dictionary, "freedom" has a much different meaning - October 14, 2013
How crazy are Teapublicans? It's a barrel with no bottom. - October 14, 2013
This is why "Republican compassion" is an oxymoron - October 13, 2013
And this is why Jesus decided to stick to his day job - October 13, 2013
A reminder of the true purpose of religion - October 13, 2013
Christianity: It's SO much easier when you only have to be holy once a week - October 13, 2013
Giving the people what they want...and they want porn - October 13, 2013
Remember when democracy didn't mean a minority could hold a majority hostage? - October 12, 2013
I suppose this beats the Blue Screen of Death - October 12, 2013
You know you need to get out more when schtupping a toaster seems like a good idea - October 12, 2013
It's only fiscally irresponsible when godless Libruls do it - October 12, 2013
You know your team sucks when even your mascot is out for the season - October 12, 2013
Another dispatch from our stupid republic: Facts are for losers and Liberals - October 11, 2013
I'm not certain this would be considered a perk of being a federal employee, but.... - October 11, 2013
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year: Glenn Beck fears for our toilet paper supply - October 11, 2013
Congratulations, America; we have exactly the quality of leadership we deserve - October 11, 2013
Memo to Bryan Fischer: "Onward Christian Soldiers" is not a paean to our military - October 11, 2013
So you STILL think the Tea Party isn't racist? - October 10, 2013
Not exactly a great way to build a girl's self-esteem - October 10, 2013
GOP: The party of self-inflicted wounds - October 10, 2013
Pat Robertson: God's dietician - October 10, 2013
The Teapublican Zone: We've seen this movie before - October 9, 2013
A fitting farewell to Albuquerque's favorite meth mogul - October 9, 2013
This is what happens when you hate The Black Guy in the White House Just. That. Much. - October 9, 2013
American democracy as defined by well-fed Conservative White males who think they own it - October 9, 2013
What Would Jesus Do? He'd probably kick Gordon Klingenschmitt's @$$. - October 9, 2013
The difference between Ted Cruz and a weasel? Which one's the weasel?? - October 8, 2013
It's Tuesday...one day closer to your untimely demise - October 8, 2013
If this isn't enough to shake your faith in America, I don't know what would be - October 8, 2013
Today's GOP: (Not so very) brave defenders of the Constitution (and epic hypocrisy) - October 8, 2013
Today's Darwin Award nominee: A reminder of the importance of controlling your marijuana - October 8, 2013
North Carolina: Gateway to the 12th century - October 7, 2013
Why wingnuts should never be allowed to use Photoshop - October 7, 2013
Craig James: Jesus may love you, but the rest of humanity thinks you're an a##hole - October 7, 2013
Giving the sheeple what they want...or not - October 7, 2013
Texas State Board of Embarrassment: Who needs edumication? Wee haz Jeezus!! - October 7, 2013
Teapublican negotiating tool - October 6, 2013
If poor elderly women voted Republican, this would be a crisis of epic proportions - October 6, 2013
Religious freedom: The freedom to become a Christian...or be ostracized as a heretic - October 6, 2013
Watch how Conservatives worship...and then do exactly the opposite - October 6, 2013
The #1 threat to traditional American values? Flo. - October 6, 2013
Heaven: The exclusive property of Americans? - October 5, 2013
Yet another reason I'm glad I was born male - October 5, 2013
Fred Phelps' head exploding in 4...3...2.... - October 5, 2013
Worth 1000 words: The state of today's Teapublican Party - October 5, 2013
Liberals: Just a buncha spineless, America-hating surrender monkeys - October 5, 2013
Under Obamacare, how long will it be until we all have microchips implanted in our butts? - October 4, 2013
Today' dispatch from Our Stupid America - October 4, 2013
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year: Rick Santorum's worst nightmare - October 4, 2013
This is why you'll never hear "Tea Party Democrats" - October 4, 2013
Teapublicans: Corrupt, hypocritical, and ordained by Almighty God - October 4, 2013
Memo to Republicans: A little self-awareness goes a long way - October 3, 2013
Why today's GOP is far more the party of Lee Atwater than Ronald Reagan - October 3, 2013
"Give me the money and no one gets hurt" - October 3, 2013
Republican shame: A barrel with no evidence of a bottom - October 3, 2013
Lies, damned lies, and gun nuts trying to manipulate statistics - October 3, 2013
What do pigeons and Conservatives have in common? - October 2, 2013
The government shutdown explained by one newspaper front page - October 2, 2013
Only in America can science curriculums cater to people who believe Earth is 6000 years old - October 2, 2013
St. Ronald would be an outcast and a pariah in today's GOP - October 2, 2013
The high cost of low prices: The people who make your clothes are rioting - October 2, 2013
Today's communique from the Texas Department of Cognitive Dissonance - October 1, 2013
Today's moment of happiness - October 1, 2013
When politics becomes theater, we all lose - October 1, 2013
It's good to know the GOP can channel their outrages towards...something - October 1, 2013
Michele Bachmann: The reason the Minnesota State Bird is a loon - October 1, 2013
When Democrats do it, it's class warfare. When Republicans do it, it's protecting job creators.