December 2015 Archives
- December 31, 2015
If this is what you're debating, you have WAY too much time on your hands - December 31, 2015
Today's burning question: "DID HE POOP??" - December 31, 2015
Republican politics explained - December 31, 2015
You can always send thoughts and prayers, which beats actually doing something - December 31, 2015
If you look up "demagogue" in the dictionary, this is what you'll see - December 30, 2015
My superhero alter ego - December 30, 2015
The 2015 WWJD Worst Person of the Year: Donald Trump (Quelle surprise, eh?) - December 30, 2015
America the truly, deeply, distressingly stupid - December 30, 2015
When talking to tornadoes is not altogether different from talking to hair dryers - December 30, 2015
Truth can be SO inconvenient when you can't massage it to fit your agenda - December 30, 2015
America By The Numbers: 2015 Year-end Edition - December 30, 2015
America belongs to ALL of us - December 30, 2015
A late Christmas gift for the ammosexual in your life - December 29, 2015
Parents, let this be a lesson to you: Buy your child a personal computer - December 29, 2015
When the suffering of others isn't your concern because your gun rights are primary - December 29, 2015
The runner-up for the 2015 WWJD Worst Person in the World: Ted Cruz - December 29, 2015
Today's cheap entertainment: Watching Conservatives eat their young - December 29, 2015
Dreaming of a world where politics reflects truth and reality? Dream on. - December 29, 2015
Why try to solve problems when you can blame a minority class for our tribulations? - December 29, 2015
What? You think it's easy being the Chosen One?? - December 29, 2015
The real extremists speak English and shill for the gun industry - December 28, 2015
Taking cover to shield your child from gunfire isn't freedom - December 28, 2015
When enforcing gun laws already on the books means "declaring war on the 2nd Amendment" - December 28, 2015
Another Great Moment in Fashion Felonies - December 28, 2015
Conservatives: Just think what they could do if their considerable righteous outrage was directed at things that matter - December 28, 2015
Another holiday tradition - December 28, 2015
Donald Trump: He is what we've always known him to be - December 27, 2015
If you're reading this, you're lucky you won't need this advice until next Christmas - December 27, 2015
Turns out "religious freedom" ain't cheap - December 27, 2015
America: Liberals, atheists, non-Caucasians, and other traitors need not apply - December 27, 2015
What do the NFL and NRA have in common...besides a profound lack of concern for human beings? - December 27, 2015
Remember, freedom OF religion doesn't mean freedom from MY religion - December 27, 2015
The reason why the 2nd Amendment is obsolete- not sacrosanct, immutable, and inviolable - December 27, 2015
ISIS: About Islam in the same way the American Taliban is about Christianity - December 26, 2015
When you exploit my children, it's shameless and inappropriate; when I do it, it's fundraising - December 26, 2015
The Republican Party: Screwing the poor and minorities since...well, since forever - December 26, 2015
'Murrica!! The politerest, saferest country in world!! - December 25, 2015
Have a very Opus Christmas - December 25, 2015
A little Christmas perspective on the impact we make on the world - December 25, 2015
A Merry NRA Christmas - December 25, 2015
Merry Christmas, America! - December 25, 2015
Sometimes there's just enough light to defeat the darkness - December 25, 2015
A shining example of a Republican Christmas - December 24, 2015
Christmas Eve in Portland - December 24, 2015
If by "joy" you mean oppressing who believe differently, you might consider seeking professional help - December 24, 2015
The best advertisement for Thorazine you'll see all day - December 24, 2015
Tolerance and acceptance: Only for losers, Liberals, and atheists...right?? - December 24, 2015
What every Packers fan dreams of - December 24, 2015
We're Americans, damnit! We don't want a President who has to poop or pee! - December 23, 2015
Smug. Arrogant. Conservative. - December 23, 2015
Words have meaning - December 23, 2015
All roads lead to yellow - December 23, 2015
What common sense gun control is all about: Common sense - December 23, 2015
Looks like somebody's about to lose a trailer - December 23, 2015
A WWJD Christmas wish - December 22, 2015
Merry Republican Christmas - December 22, 2015
A chance to think about what kind of America we want to be - December 22, 2015
And you think your day sucks.... - December 22, 2015
Today's threat to the Homeland and Christendom: Arabic calligraphy (Be afraid!!!) - December 22, 2015
#11 on the list: Christian terrorists - December 22, 2015
If we're going to discuss monsters, let's not forget those who enable monstrosity - December 21, 2015
I don't want anyone else - December 21, 2015
Acceptance, compassion, and inclusion aren't signs of weakness or sinfulness - December 21, 2015
You will know a person of faith not by their hateful words, but by their loving deeds - December 21, 2015
It's getting so a good Christian can't even hate and discriminate against gays any more - December 21, 2015
For those patriots who believe democracy should be limited to wealthy White Conservatives - December 21, 2015
How to know you're a Republican - December 20, 2015
If this doesn't buy affection, nothing will - December 20, 2015
What doesn't kill me wears me out - December 20, 2015
The best argument for being good without God you'll see today - December 20, 2015
If this is the American Dream, I'd hate to see the American Nightmare - December 20, 2015
Women are from Venus, Men are from Hoboken - December 20, 2015
Faith: The belief that cheap symbols mean more than concrete action - December 19, 2015
Because when you get right down to it, people are people - December 19, 2015
American democracy: Government of, by, and for the lowest common denominator - December 19, 2015
Australia can deal with gun violence...but America can't? - December 19, 2015
We're Americans; we should be able to recognize that an eye for an eye only makes the whole world blind - December 19, 2015
Republican leadership: Yes, it really IS an oxymoron - December 19, 2015
Trump's wall: A multi-BILLION dollar idea...that won't work - December 18, 2015
Another Great Moment in Star War Promotional Tie-ins - December 18, 2015
A reminder that the difference between "ass" and "class" is two letters - December 18, 2015
The one person most responsible for this year's War on Christmas: J.J. Abrams - December 18, 2015
If you hear someone say "religious freedom," know that they're not referring to yours - December 18, 2015
When you do it to them, you're being prudent. When they do it to you, it's discrimination. - December 18, 2015
And now a word from our sponsor - December 17, 2015
Another Great Moment in Star War Promotional Tie-ins - December 17, 2015
When Fascism comes to America, it will be because we couldn't be bothered to pay attention - December 17, 2015
Sid Miller will never take "stupid" out of "stupidity" - December 17, 2015
Truth can be such a horribly inconvenient things when it doesn't mesh with your agenda - December 17, 2015
No longer will good, God-fearing American patriots have to fear anyone...thanks to Donald Trump - December 17, 2015
Another Great Moment in Delusional Gun Mythology - December 17, 2015
Dear Republicans: God isn't going to fix this problem, no matter how much you pray - December 17, 2015
What real Republicans are wearing - December 16, 2015
The latest item on the top of my Christmas list - December 16, 2015
Gender equity: Not what you're probably thinking it is - December 16, 2015
The inequality, dishonesty, and lack integrity America deserves - December 16, 2015
North Carolina: America's #1 producer of Conservative White Christian male terrorists - December 16, 2015
What do you prefer: progress and cooperation...or hatred and rage? - December 15, 2015
So I'm getting a Starbucks gift card for Christmas.... - December 15, 2015
Someday no one will care that a public figure is gay...and won't that be a great day? - December 15, 2015
I want a margarita...AND I WANT IT NOW!!!! - December 15, 2015
Those would sacrifice freedom and liberty for security deserve neither - December 15, 2015
Yeah, so about that drought.... - December 15, 2015
When we accepted the murder of children as the price of freedom, we lost all claim to being a moral society - December 15, 2015
Another Great Moment in First World Problems - December 15, 2015
The power of prayer: It beats actually doing something - December 14, 2015
Make America Grumpy Again - December 14, 2015
"Intolerance" doesn't mean refusing to accept someone's hateful, unsupportable delusions - December 14, 2015
Take two of these, stop watching Fox News Channel, and call me in the morning - December 14, 2015
Are we our brother's keeper...or is that "SOCIALISM!!!!" - December 14, 2015
Dave wins. Dave ALWAYS wins. - December 14, 2015
Christians: When you do it, it's barbaric. When we do it, it's defending the faith. - December 13, 2015
Today's awkward discovery - December 13, 2015
Republican America: Where terrorists can buy guns and first responders can fornicate themselves - December 13, 2015
You say "Nazi" like it's a bad thing - December 13, 2015
10 reasons why we can't deal with the real domestic terrorism threat: angry Conservative White Christian males - December 13, 2015
You know your party has hit bottom when Sarah Palin makes you look like Nobel laureates - December 13, 2015
Make America Hate Again - December 12, 2015
What I'm reading these days - December 12, 2015
Dear Republicans: THIS is what leadership looks like - December 12, 2015
Those who don't know history are condemned to...oh, never mind.... - December 12, 2015
Be afraid...of what we tell you to fear - December 12, 2015
What frightens Republicans? Just about everything. - December 12, 2015
Your ignorance doesn't qualify as a valid point of view - December 11, 2015
Wait...wait...let me guess; your marketing department is all male, amiright?? - December 11, 2015
Humanity and compassion shouldn't be optional accessories - December 11, 2015
Power corrupts; absolute power is kinda awesome - December 11, 2015
Love takes no effort. Hate is hard work. - December 11, 2015
The problem isn't Islam or even Muslims; it's ignorant, racist, compassion-free Conservatives - December 11, 2015
Great Moments in Institutional Islamophobia: You'll hate and fear whom we teach you to hate and fear - December 10, 2015
A very damp downtown Portland in a holiday mood - December 10, 2015
Compassion is not a sign of weakness, nor is it proof you hate America - December 10, 2015
Republican leadership inaction - December 10, 2015
7 ways Paul Ryan and the GOP will destroy America - December 10, 2015
Common sense gun control: It's time to do the right thing for the right reasons - December 9, 2015
Even Rudolph's in the holiday spirit - December 9, 2015
Demagogues 'R' Us: A trip down to the rabbit hole to a fascist future - December 9, 2015
The NRA wishes you a Merry Open Carry Christmas - December 9, 2015
Better to be thought a fool than to be Danny Kanell and remove any lingering doubt - December 9, 2015
Those who don't know history are condemned to be Donald Trump - December 9, 2015
When the psycopaths are running the asylum.... - December 9, 2015
Proof there really should be a minimum IQ threshold for those wanting to vote - December 9, 2015
History will not look kindly upon us if we don't denounce those who traffic in exclusion - December 8, 2015
Dear Columbus: Sometimes you just lose, knowhutimean? Crying about it doesn't help. - December 8, 2015
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year: "Excuse me, officer...have you seen my ass?" - December 8, 2015
Since when is appealing to hatred and religious intolerance an American value? - December 8, 2015
So we had a little bit of rain yesterday.... - December 8, 2015
Ignoring the reasons behind gun violence is not an effective strategy for solving the problem. - December 8, 2015
You're seriously going to argue that the 2nd Amendment is sacrosanct, inviolable, and immutable? - December 8, 2015
Yes, Portland loves its MLS Cup Champion Timbers just this much - December 7, 2015
Dear Columbus: Beer cans are for drinking from, not throwing...just in case you were wondering. Stay classy. - December 7, 2015
Say hello to your MLS Champion Portland Timbers - December 7, 2015
Portland Timbers win the MLS Cup: So, other than that, how was your Sunday afternoon? - December 7, 2015
December 7, 1941: The Greatest Generation's 9/11 - December 7, 2015
If we don't pay attention to what's being done in our name, we've no claim to anger when corruption reigns - December 7, 2015
As if Christmas could be any more depressing - December 7, 2015
"Conservative" doesn't have to be code for "ignorant, racist jerk" - December 6, 2015
What's NOT on my Christmas wish list - December 6, 2015
Dear America: WTF??? Sincerely, the rest of the world. - December 6, 2015
When your business means profiting off bloodshed and suffering.... - December 6, 2015
When amoral, pseudo-intellectual reprobates are running the asylum.... - December 6, 2015
This is what it looks like when you live with terrorism. Every. Single. Day. - December 5, 2015
Dear Proudly Closed-minded Gun Control Foes: Your immorality and inhumanity is over - December 5, 2015
The War on Christmas shouldn't be fought on decaf - December 5, 2015
Fox and Friends: America's shortcut to the truth...or, another great moment in smug arrogance - December 5, 2015
You might just be too stupid to own a gun if.... - December 5, 2015
Today's proof that our love affair with and slavish devotion to guns has gone way too far - December 5, 2015
How do you honor a Dick who has everything, including blood on his hands? - December 5, 2015
Shoot. Mourn. Repeat. - December 4, 2015
Finally, some honesty in journalism - December 4, 2015
When it comes to gun violence, it's hard to have a meeting of the minds when one side makes up their own facts - December 4, 2015
Yeah, but Congress isn't a wholly owned subsidiary of ISIS; that's the NRA you're thinking of - December 4, 2015
"Thoughts and prayers": For those who don't care enough to actually DO something - December 4, 2015
If you've been praying for a massacre, Hallelujah!! God does answer prayers!! - December 4, 2015
The biggest threat to our freedom isn't from foreign terrorists; it's from within...Congress - December 4, 2015
...and ye shall know the truth - December 3, 2015
Could it be that God expects thoughts and prayers to lead to action? - December 3, 2015
When it coms to gun violence, religion really IS the last refuge of a scoundrel - December 3, 2015
Graphic proof that we have a gun problem - December 3, 2015
Words have meaning and power, and in the hands of demagogues can do lasting damage - December 3, 2015
Another mass shooting? Leave a message at the beep. - December 3, 2015
That awkward moment when Republican Presidential candidates speak out of both sides of their mouth - December 3, 2015
Prayer: When you're not motivated or concerned enough to actually DO something - December 3, 2015
When leaders are cowards, people die because leaders refuse to do the right thing - December 2, 2015
Another day. Another gun massacre. When will enough be enough? - December 2, 2015
Today's Christmas wisdom from Santa Claus - December 2, 2015
The reason for the season - December 2, 2015
Ah...so that's what they mean by "shooting blanks".... - December 2, 2015
Today on "Great Moments in Numbers You Pull Out of Your Backside" - December 2, 2015
What was once a political parody has devolved into self-parody - December 2, 2015
Service or selfishness? Which do you think is a Christian value? - December 2, 2015
The more you know.... - December 2, 2015
The latest skirmish in the War on Christmas - December 1, 2015
All we did was plant the idea; surely we can't be held responsible for the consequences? - December 1, 2015
Ignorance and hatred in service of an agenda may not be a crime...but it should be - December 1, 2015
Proof that Right-wing hate speech is harmless - December 1, 2015
Today on "How to Build a Straw Man That Will Withstands the Stiff Winds of Liberalism" - December 1, 2015
If we fear terrorism, shouldn't we fear White Christian males even more than Muslims? - December 1, 2015
Religious freedom doesn't mean preventing persecution; it means being the ones to do it - December 1, 2015
What a Ben Carson Presidency would look like - December 1, 2015
You know you're a miserable excuse for a human being when....