January 2016 Archives
- January 31, 2016
Another Great Moment in Religious Hypocrisy - January 31, 2016
The first sign of religious tyranny and hypocrisy: Believing America to be a Christian nation - January 31, 2016
Franklin Graham: Proof that truth has a well-known Liberal, atheistic, baby-murdering bias - January 31, 2016
Hateful, gratuitously mean-spirited, homophobic...and Republican - January 31, 2016
The official musical duet of the Apocalypse - January 31, 2016
Todd Starnes: (not quite) America's Best Christian - January 31, 2016
If you feel you need religion to lead a moral life, you have bigger problems than you know - January 31, 2016
Truth can be SO inconvenient when you can't figure out how to blame it on Liberals - January 30, 2016
This is what it would look like if Karma and Schadenfreude had a baby together - January 30, 2016
Forgiveness: Just a little too convenient, don'tchathink? - January 30, 2016
Why do mainstream Democrats believe we need to "settle" for Hillary Clinton? - January 30, 2016
Because elections have consequences - January 30, 2016
The Senate said it. I believe it. That settles it. Except when it doesn't. - January 30, 2016
You broke it, you can fix it - January 29, 2016
Do you want to be the one who has to tell him he can't fly? - January 29, 2016
Memo to Seahawks fans: Don't you think it's time for y'all to grow up? - January 29, 2016
The original grammar nazis - January 29, 2016
Arrogance and self-importance, thy name is Cliven Bundy - January 29, 2016
And now he's doing 15-20 for child molestation - January 29, 2016
When "Reefer Madness" remains official policy, you must be in Oklahoma or Nebraska - January 29, 2016
When birding takes a dangerous turn - January 28, 2016
When parody and real life become indistinguishable - January 28, 2016
Paging David Daleiden: Please meet your party at the intersection of Karma and Schadenfreude - January 28, 2016
Today's chilling double standard - January 28, 2016
Republicans: Can you claim to be Christians while ignoring the teachings of Christianity? - January 28, 2016
How tyranny begins - January 28, 2016
When you've lost snake owners, you have no shot - January 27, 2016
Redneck recycling - January 27, 2016
The "personal responsibility" crowd meets "something for nothing" - January 27, 2016
The vain hope for a nation in which the idiots don't hold sway - January 27, 2016
The Bundy Brigade: One person's "hate mail" is another's "sexual harassment" - January 27, 2016
Republican politics broken down for children - January 27, 2016
GOP Presidential politics explained in one handy tweet - January 26, 2016
Why some people shouldn't be allowed to name dogs - January 26, 2016
Right-wing journalism: the definition of oxymoron - January 26, 2016
Dear Republicans: Project much? - January 26, 2016
America should be more than just a government of, by, and for commercial interests - January 26, 2016
The real problem with Republicans: They're an embarrassment - January 26, 2016
If they weren't Republicans, they'd be forcibly medicated for our protection - January 25, 2016
What's on my bedside table these days - January 25, 2016
Another Great Moment in Nonprofit Political Hamhandedness - January 25, 2016
Just in time for the 8th Annual "Obummer's Gonna Take Yer Gunz!!" Sale - January 25, 2016
Memo to anti-vaxxers: Saying "Oops...sorry!!!" doesn't absolve you of your sins - January 25, 2016
America: A place where even Canadian boys can dream of being President - January 25, 2016
Ted Cruz through the eyes of his freshman year roommate at Princeton - January 24, 2016
Tonight on HBO.... - January 24, 2016
Calling your self a Christian isn't camouflage for a lack of human decency - January 24, 2016
Proof that being good without God is not a recipe for evil, decadence, and moral breakdown - January 24, 2016
When the free exercise of religion is a cover for child abuse - January 24, 2016
The reason Jesus goes commando - January 24, 2016
Six reasons why Patton Oswalt is a poet laureate and a national treasure - January 23, 2016
Good help with kneepads is SO hard to find - January 23, 2016
You know you're a sorry excuse for humanity when.... - January 23, 2016
Hypocrisy, thou art Republican - January 23, 2016
No American- not even Conservative White patriots- are above the law. - January 23, 2016
This is why we separate Church from State - January 23, 2016
Of the people, by the people...as long as you're Conservative, White, Christian, and heterosexual - January 23, 2016
Dear Proudly Closed-minded Gun Control Foes: Yes, your argument is just this silly - January 23, 2016
My new favorite soccer player - January 22, 2016
If it weren't for character assassination, the New York Post would have no character at all - January 22, 2016
Being rich means not having to play by the same rules as the proletariat - January 22, 2016
Is there common ground to be found in the argument over common sense gun control? - January 22, 2016
Not all Republicans are created equal - January 22, 2016
Why can't government just leave good, God-fearing, Christian White folks alone? - January 22, 2016
15 excellent reasons to support Bernie Sanders for President - January 22, 2016
Facts are for losers, Liberals, and godless atheists - January 21, 2016
The advantage of being bombed by a Nobel Peace Prize winner - January 21, 2016
If we were cared for and supported our troops, wouldn't we stop sending them into pointless wars? - January 21, 2016
Thank you for voting Republican! - January 21, 2016
When bad political theater is just bad theater - January 21, 2016
The textbook definition of "monster" - January 21, 2016
"Stoopid is as stoopid does" is not a great campaign slogan - January 20, 2016
Just another morning in Paradise...er, Portland - January 20, 2016
Greed is not good for children or other living things - January 20, 2016
Objective proof that Sir Patrick Stewart is the most awesomest person on da Interwebz - January 20, 2016
If mixing government and religion isn't a recipe for tyranny, what is? - January 20, 2016
Redefining "uncommitted" - January 20, 2016
Republicans for small government...just small enough to control female reproductive functions - January 20, 2016
You have to know you're a demagogue when.... - January 20, 2016
Another good reason to support Bernie Sanders - January 19, 2016
Everything your baby might need in one place - January 19, 2016
Today's shining example of Obama Derangement Syndrome - January 19, 2016
Only you can stop the post-apocalyptic hellscape that would be America in a Bernie Sanders presidency - January 19, 2016
NRA Fairytales: Just the thing to convince kids that only a good guy with a gun can...oh, never mind.... - January 19, 2016
The Bundy Brigade: Ignorance isn't a virtue...unless you're a militia "patriot" - January 19, 2016
Training our young 'uns to protect the Fatherland - January 19, 2016
Republicans hate government...until someone has to fix their screwups - January 18, 2016
Today's writer's humor - January 18, 2016
Why, I can believe a half-dozen ridiculous things before breakfast!! - January 18, 2016
Another fine example of patriotic Conservative manhood - January 18, 2016
The GOP primary season: What you get when you allow brutalism and lack of compassion free reign - January 18, 2016
Memo to Conservatives: A lesson about respect y'all could stand to learn - January 18, 2016
The Republican clown car explained in one tweet - January 17, 2016
And all this time I figured Jesus would be driving a Tesla - January 17, 2016
Ignoring Bernie Sanders doesn't mean he's going away - January 17, 2016
The lambchop of God - January 17, 2016
Atheistz R Dumm - January 17, 2016
Tell us how you really feel.... - January 17, 2016
The reason I don't go to church - January 16, 2016
If only Ted Cruz had an answer this perfect to the birther questions - January 16, 2016
Why you should never discuss ANYTHING race-related on Twitter - January 16, 2016
Change is good...right?? - January 16, 2016
Pete Santilli: Proof that free speech can be vile, offensive, objectionable speech - January 16, 2016
Yeah...about that whole "freedom of information" thing.... - January 16, 2016
The most revealing example of Republican hypocrisy you'll see all week - January 15, 2016
What's on the Victrola today - January 15, 2016
Leave it to children to remind us that football is only a game - January 15, 2016
And Jesus said, "Someone find me an adulteress to stone!" - January 15, 2016
Vanilla ISIS doesn't want your bag of dicks, thank you very much - January 15, 2016
Premature warjaculation: When you want war with Iran, but can't get it when you want it - January 15, 2016
If you're claiming ownership of Christianity, you're doing it wrong - January 15, 2016
Paul Ryan: Is he or is he not the Black Angel of Death? - January 15, 2016
Love Ronald Reagan? You can thank him for destroying America's middle class. - January 14, 2016
The question is when we'll be sick and tired enough to demand common sense gun control - January 14, 2016
Worst President EVER...amiright?? - January 14, 2016
Move along, sheeple; no racial double standards here.... - January 14, 2016
When facts become too burdensome and inconvenient.... - January 14, 2016
Which one is a clear case of misplaced devotion? - January 13, 2016
The official Fox News Channel investment strategy and commitment to the social contract - January 13, 2016
A consideration of the future of the American soul - January 13, 2016
Dear Mainstream Media: You do realize there's someone besides Hillary Clinton? - January 13, 2016
Proof you're dangerously delusional: Claiming "I was asked to do this by the Lord" - January 13, 2016
You're free to your opinions; you don't get to invent your own facts - January 13, 2016
Sorry, but your God doesn't get to be my government - January 13, 2016
If you're going to be an ignorant racist, you can't complain when you're called on it - January 13, 2016
Buffalo: Come for the scenery, stay because your car is a solid block of ice - January 12, 2016
Greg Abbott introduces a plan to repeal the 20th and 21st centuries - January 12, 2016
David Bowie's response to a letter from a 14-year-old fan (1967) - January 12, 2016
Syrian refugees: If Canada welcomes them with open arms, shouldn't we be able to do the same? - January 12, 2016
More Bundy erotic fan fiction - January 12, 2016
"Dog whistle politics": Not dead, just adapted to the Internet Age - January 12, 2016
Nick Offerman nails the problem with the debate over common sense gun control - January 12, 2016
Who's the real monster? They all are. - January 11, 2016
Say hello to the ghost of Vikings kickers past - January 11, 2016
Another Sunday afternoon in Paradise - January 11, 2016
Sometimes it's not about personal freedom, it's about personal responsibility - January 11, 2016
Wait, wait...don't tell me.... - January 11, 2016
The tyranny of the minority: What happens when Proudly Closed-minded Gun Control Foes buy Congress - January 11, 2016
Bill-o the Clown tries out Fox News Channel's new marketing slogan - January 11, 2016
Proof that government employs a double standard when it comes to terrorism - January 10, 2016
Everything you need to know about our new idiocracy - January 10, 2016
One person's self-delusion and anti-intellctualism is another's sincerely held religious belief - January 10, 2016
The reason the federal government doesn't crack down on the Bundy Brigade - January 10, 2016
Everything that's wrong with modern Christianity in one handy graphic - January 10, 2016
The problem with American democracy summed up beautifully in one tweet - January 9, 2016
Trollability: one thing ISIS and the Bundy Brigade have in common - January 9, 2016
When does Internet justice become too much justice? - January 9, 2016
Breakfast of Champions: The 1% version - January 9, 2016
Terrorism isn't a Muslim or Christian problem- it's a human problem. - January 9, 2016
My home state proves that prosperity and compassion aren't mutually incompatible - January 9, 2016
Evidently she was overcome by the love of Jesus Christ - January 8, 2016
The Bundy Brigade does an unwitting remake of "Brokeback Mountain" - January 8, 2016
The Bundy Brigade explained in picture form - January 8, 2016
Memo to the Bundy Brigade: "Militia" doesn't mean what you think it means - January 8, 2016
We wish to overthrow a tyrannical government...but first, we require snacks - January 8, 2016
Mansplaining the importance of the 2nd Amendment - January 8, 2016
Memo to the Bundy Brigade: THIS is what a real military operation looks like - January 8, 2016
Right...because only the truly, deeply mentally ill can't live without guns - January 7, 2016
Sorry, but our give a damn is broken - January 7, 2016
The Bundy Brigade proves that White privilege is real - January 7, 2016
God is on MY side...the rest of y'all are headed straight to Hell - January 7, 2016
The Right-wing media: Where facts are optional and racism is a recurring theme - January 7, 2016
How to know you're a sociopath - January 7, 2016
Marriage Equality: It's not legal until I say it's legal!! - January 7, 2016
WHAT global climate change?? - January 6, 2016
How to distinguish between Good and Evil in the debate over gun control - January 6, 2016
If you care about America, you'd hit your knees and pray for a Trump-free America - January 6, 2016
Dear Proudly Closed-minded Gun Control Foes: Time for 2nd Amendment 101 - January 6, 2016
Here we are again, with another opportunity to determine what kind of country America will be - January 6, 2016
Thanks to Proudly Closed-minded Gun Control Foes, it's open season on Americans - January 6, 2016
"Standing up for freedom" doesn't mean what you think it means - January 6, 2016
Common sense gun control just means common sense - January 5, 2016
Protest fail: When you can't afford to protest Big Government because you didn't get your government check - January 5, 2016
Yall Qaeda bravely goes where no militia has gone before: A wildlife sanctuary - January 5, 2016
Brave Defenders of the Realm...and their own self-serving ignorance - January 5, 2016
The Brotherhood of the Tiny Penis goes to war to protect our...er, their freedumb - January 5, 2016
You can't defend freedumb and liberty on an empty stomach - January 5, 2016
We demand liberty and freedumb...but first, could you send us some snacks?? - January 4, 2016
Don't bother with the local girls - January 4, 2016
And if a group of armed Muslims had taken over a federally-owned building? - January 4, 2016
Behold the awesome power of the magical blue uniform - January 4, 2016
In order to get your country back, you must first establish it was yours to begin with - January 4, 2016
You don't want to know what might happen if you lose your balance - January 4, 2016
Conclusive proof that some Americans are as morally bankrupt as they are inhuman - January 3, 2016
The 2015 Tweet of the Year - January 3, 2016
If God is telling you to run for President, it's time to have your medication adjusted - January 3, 2016
Marvel Comics wrote it. I believe it. That settles it. - January 3, 2016
Greetings from our new idiocracy - January 3, 2016
Reality is for people with no imagination - January 3, 2016
Does this ass make my truck look big? - January 2, 2016
Behold the awesome power of the apostrophe - January 2, 2016
"HAS 2 GOLF BALLS UP RECTUM AND WANTS TO HAVE REMOVED" - January 2, 2016
The problem with worrying about the future - January 2, 2016
Immature? Unprofessional? Poor judgment? You must work for the state of Pennsylvania. - January 2, 2016
My latest merit badge - January 2, 2016
Pope Francis: Redefining loving your fellow man (or woman) - January 1, 2016
Everything that's wrong with America in a single drawing - January 1, 2016
Human, heal thyself - January 1, 2016
My new hero: Standing up to the idiots - January 1, 2016
When you hear "religious freedom," you should know they're not referring to yours - January 1, 2016
Another (Not So) Great Moment in American Ignorance - January 1, 2016
MOR GUNZ!!! won't make us MOR SAFER!!!
