November 2003 Archives
- November 30, 2003
But it's fair and balanced, eh?? | TrackBacks (1) - November 30, 2003
Man, I have got to check my email more often - November 30, 2003
Repeat it often enough and people will begin to believe it
Comments (3) - November 30, 2003
Party on, Larry - November 30, 2003
It's a dessert topping AND a floor wax.... - November 30, 2003
Well, at least it wasn't his baby sister
Comments (1) - November 29, 2003
Read it and weep - November 29, 2003
Yes, it's true...I'm a closet etymologist - November 29, 2003
Yep, it's a real weenie-shrinker - November 29, 2003
It sounds like someone has been shopping at "Demagogues 'R' Us" again
Comments (2) - November 29, 2003
Don't you normally fire a coach because you want to improve??
Comments (1) - November 29, 2003
Who says ignorance, intimidation, and censorship are dead?
Comments (4) - November 29, 2003
Too little, too late
Comments (1) - November 29, 2003
Sometimes it's better to be lucky than good
Comments (1) - November 28, 2003
Our world from a Conservative point of view, Chapter 2 - November 28, 2003
He's still not a good President, but he shows flashes of being a decent human being
Comments (1) - November 28, 2003
Just in case y'all were looking for somone else to hate
Comments (1) - November 28, 2003
AND he won by a landslide....
Comments (1) - November 28, 2003
So she's not a "Compassionate" Conservative? - November 27, 2003
A Thanksgiving wish - November 27, 2003
Sometimes you're just very, very, very bad - November 27, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - November 27, 2003
Being on the Internet means never having to worry about getting a grip on reality
Comments (6) - November 27, 2003
Like ohmigod.... - November 26, 2003
We got ours. You get your own.
Comments (1) - November 26, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener - November 26, 2003
Perhaps now people will remember that Jesus wasn't a Republican
Comments (3) - November 26, 2003
What's a few dead Americans when it comes to keeping power?
Comments (7) - November 26, 2003
Mission Accomplished, indeed - November 25, 2003
Fair and balanced? Yeah, if you're a member of the NRA....
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (1) - November 25, 2003
I got mine. You go get yours.
Comments (7) - November 25, 2003
It's the last time we'll trust a neocon.... - November 25, 2003
Just living the American dream....
Comments (1) - November 25, 2003
Americans are dying in Iraq and this is what we're worrying about??
Comments (1) - November 25, 2003
Let's wait and see before we declare victory - November 25, 2003
Understanding George W. Bush 101 - November 24, 2003
Or perhaps "A Boy Named Sue"? - November 24, 2003
Yeah, it was a REAL weenie-shrinker - November 24, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (3) - November 24, 2003
Time for some cautious optimism or some optimistic caution? - November 24, 2003
We seem amazingly tolerant of ignorance and incompetence in the White House, eh?
Comments (3) - November 24, 2003
Ignoring reality does not make it any less real
Comments (11) - November 23, 2003
And some people think hockey was made in Canada...Newsflash: IT WAS
Comments (1) - November 23, 2003
My God can beat up your God
Comments (4) - November 23, 2003
Well, that would explain the kneepads the women got at orientation, eh?? - November 23, 2003
It beats playing liar's poker.... - November 23, 2003
It's true...people AM stupid - November 22, 2003
No, Conservatives DON'T have a corner on reality - November 22, 2003
Canada's having a party and we're not invited
Comments (1) - November 22, 2003
This is most definitely NOT a city holiday in Dallas
Comments (3)| TrackBacks (8) - November 22, 2003
At least he talks a good ball game
Comments (1) - November 22, 2003
Nope, no Paris Hilton sex videos here.... | TrackBacks (1) - November 22, 2003
Mission Accomplished? Whatever....
Comments (3) - November 22, 2003
I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you - November 21, 2003
Next time, I'll just go through the drive-through lane - November 21, 2003
How's about y'all chase some real kriminulz??
Comments (7) - November 21, 2003
"I wish President Bush would ask me to write a speech for him now."
Comments (2) - November 21, 2003
Because we're mean, nasty, horrible people - November 21, 2003
Now he's beginning to talk some sense, eh??
Comments (1) - November 20, 2003
Hi Mom!! We love it here!!
Comments (1) - November 20, 2003
Can we try to fix something that might actually be broken??
Comments (8) - November 20, 2003
Taking one for the Party
Comments (2) - November 20, 2003
I'm not certain I could think of a sillier political statement
Comments (5)| TrackBacks (1) - November 20, 2003
Don't try this at home, kids - November 19, 2003
This oughta get rid of those pesky questions about your expense account - November 19, 2003
Umm...you wouldn't settle for flowers??
Comments (1) - November 19, 2003
One man's propaganda is another's Gospel truth
Comments (2) - November 19, 2003
Oil means never having to be held accountable
Comments (2) - November 19, 2003
Why Fred Phelps Won’t Be Vacationing In Vermont or Massachusettes
Comments (1) - November 19, 2003
Yeah, but he sure talks a good ball game, eh?? - November 18, 2003
So, why would ANYONE vote Republican??
Comments (2) - November 18, 2003
It's OK; I had Subway for lunch!!
Comments (2) - November 18, 2003
Bacon and eggs again? (Or, "So this is why the house always smells like fried food?")
Comments (1) - November 18, 2003
Finally, Satan gets serious...yeah, right - November 18, 2003
Canada has it's own football league??
Comments (2) - November 18, 2003
Sorry, Mark, but you really need to take off those rose-colored glasses
Comments (9) - November 17, 2003
A little dab'll do ya!!
Comments (1) - November 17, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (3) - November 17, 2003
Let's hope they at least got some extra credit for this
Comments (3) - November 17, 2003
Merry F*****g Christmas....
Comments (1) - November 17, 2003
A real leader could do this, but then we're talking about George W. Bush here....
Comments (6) - November 17, 2003
She isn't really talking about what I think she's talking about...is she?? - November 16, 2003
This is why I alway use UPS whenever I ship severed body parts - November 16, 2003
Prayer isn't the only thing you hit your knees for - November 16, 2003
What can I say? It's a slow news day.... - November 16, 2003
Isn't this what every woman dreams of?? - November 16, 2003
Man, I hate it when that happens.... - November 16, 2003
And kids love it, too!! - November 16, 2003
It's OK, just as long as someone else's kids are the ones doing the fighting and dying
Comments (9) - November 15, 2003
And the stupid will always be among us
Comments (1) - November 15, 2003
Be careful; ask too many questions and the terrorists will win - November 15, 2003
So where was Robert Durst at the time?? - November 15, 2003
From the Department of Irrational Fears
Comments (3) - November 15, 2003
Bad Political Theater - November 15, 2003
Yeah, but you still can't take it with you - November 14, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (2) - November 14, 2003
Memo to Judge Moore: This is what they mean by "separation of Church and State"
Comments (2) - November 14, 2003
It's all about keeping Dick happy
Comments (4) - November 14, 2003
They couldn't afford plates?? - November 14, 2003
She knows she's the Army's propaganda poster child
Comments (1) - November 13, 2003
Our world from a Conservative point of view, Chapter 61 - November 13, 2003
Greetings from South Texas...not!!
Comments (2) - November 13, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener - November 13, 2003
Yes, Justice may be blind, but she certainly can be purchased - November 13, 2003
Some folks really should not be allowed to breed
Comments (1) - November 13, 2003
Hey, no problem; last time I found Jimmy Hoffa
Comments (2) - November 13, 2003
Hey, as long as the checks clear....
Comments (2) - November 12, 2003
It's easy to warehouse people if you don't view them as human beings - November 12, 2003
Time for the circus to leave town
Comments (11) - November 12, 2003
Sometimes, you have to remember what is truly important- and it's not politics
Comments (1) - November 12, 2003
And the sad thing is...he's right
Comments (2) - November 12, 2003
Mine is bigger....
Comments (1) - November 12, 2003
That assumes, of couse, that democracy isn't for sale - November 11, 2003
Pole dancing really is a lost art, eh??
Comments (1) - November 11, 2003
Shoot from the lip, and you're to blame. You give politics a bad name.
Comments (1) - November 11, 2003
Does it come in strawberry...and do you deliver?? - November 11, 2003
So, Clinton was right; it isn't sex - November 11, 2003
Or you're President - November 10, 2003
Yes, some questions really ARE better off left unasked - November 10, 2003
You like me, you really like me!!
Comments (1) - November 10, 2003
Well, this would be one way to silence them pesky Democrats, eh?? - November 10, 2003
So how, exactly is this an effective and fair tax policy??
Comments (1) - November 10, 2003
You'd think Russians would recognize that they have bigger problems - November 10, 2003
Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges.... - November 9, 2003
One man's lies and proganda is another's Gospel truth - November 9, 2003
Get a roll of stamps and mail it in, y'all....
Comments (3) - November 9, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (2) - November 9, 2003
So we're teaching our children what, exactly??
Comments (1) - November 9, 2003
Sorry, but only one person swabs MY poop deck, y'all.... - November 9, 2003
Critical thinking is SO overrated - November 8, 2003
Hey, big deal, we won't be the ones dying
Comments (1) - November 8, 2003
Why do the legal research when someone already has?? - November 8, 2003
Oh, my, Hamlet...what big teeth you have.... - November 8, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (3) - November 8, 2003
Sound advice? Perhaps so.
Comments (2) - November 8, 2003
It's sure helps to have friends in high places, eh?? - November 8, 2003
Only Conservatives march in lockstep - November 7, 2003
In case you're wondering, NO, I don't make this stuff up.... - November 7, 2003
Now that we understand each other....
Comments (2) - November 7, 2003
Ma'am, I think I'm going to need that air-sickness bag....
Comments (8) - November 7, 2003
The #1 threat to democracy? It comes from the Right.
Comments (3) - November 7, 2003
It's OK, people...move along...nothing to see here...you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.... - November 7, 2003
The concept is a bad idea; the execution could prove a disaster - November 7, 2003
Testing the laws of physics? - November 6, 2003
Anything to serve the cause, eh?
Comments (9) - November 6, 2003
Can you say "Brainwashing"??
Comments (8) - November 6, 2003
You know you're a cheapskate when...
Comments (3)| TrackBacks (3) - November 6, 2003
Yes, but will it make me witty, erudite, and improve my writing?
Comments (1) - November 6, 2003
If the Army had wanted you to have children, it would have issued them to you, soldier - November 6, 2003
...and the dickweeds will always be among us....
Comments (2) - November 6, 2003
Yep, these are my people, #3 - November 5, 2003
Why not just force them to wear targets? - November 5, 2003
Does this mean I have to pick up my own underwear??
Comments (1) - November 5, 2003
Fair and balanced, my @$$ - November 5, 2003
Not exactly a portrait in moral courage, eh?
Comments (24)| TrackBacks (1) - November 5, 2003
They don't make them like this anymore
Comments (1) - November 5, 2003
And Wesley Clark no doubt bayonetted babies in Vietnam
Comments (3)| TrackBacks (2) - November 5, 2003
If you live in Houston, you might want to hold off on buying those World Series tickets
Comments (1) - November 5, 2003
If you're expecting class from the Astros, prepare to be sorely disappointed - November 4, 2003
Something you will never see this President do
Comments (2) - November 4, 2003
No one died when Clinton lied
Comments (7) - November 4, 2003
I hear Canada is beautiful this time of year
Comments (10)| TrackBacks (4) - November 4, 2003
Mediocrity is OK- as long as you make a profit - November 4, 2003
And we have only ourselves (and our attorneys) to blame
Comments (3) - November 4, 2003
Just as long as someone else is doing the fighting and dying....
Comments (4) - November 4, 2003
Yep, these are my people, #2 - November 3, 2003
Well, at least it wasn't Jimmy Kimmel....
Comments (1) - November 3, 2003
Time to expand your horizons, y'all.... - November 3, 2003
Good and evil? Matter and antimatter? No, it's MUCH more important than that.
Comments (2) - November 3, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (4) - November 3, 2003
So much for the GOP being the "Big Tent" party.... - November 3, 2003
That hissing you hear is his ego inflating
Comments (1) - November 3, 2003
Yep, these are my people, #1
Comments (3) - November 2, 2003
The Mission Creep
Comments (2) - November 2, 2003
This nation-building thing isn't all it's cracked up to be, is it??
Comments (2) - November 2, 2003
From the "Department of Self-Promotion" Department
Comments (1) - November 2, 2003
Now, I may have been a History major, but if it sounds too good to be true....
Comments (2) - November 2, 2003
You can't legislate against bodily functions...can you?? - November 2, 2003
But has he lost his grip on reality?? - November 2, 2003
Oh, my....
Comments (1) - November 2, 2003
Wait until they discover Betamax.... - November 1, 2003
And you don't want the terrorists to win.... - November 1, 2003
Conservative Democrat? Isn't that an oxymoron- like Liberal Republican??
Comments (1) - November 1, 2003
Repeat after me: "LIGHTEN UP, Y'ALL...." - November 1, 2003
She's a man, baby!!!
Comments (1) - November 1, 2003
Our world from a Conservative point of view, Chapter 43 - November 1, 2003
So perhaps being a Liberal isn't such a bad thing??
Comments (1)