October 2015 Archives
- October 31, 2015
Halloween in Portland - October 31, 2015
October: National Pinkwashing Month in the NFL - October 31, 2015
Kitteh can haz sick beats - October 31, 2015
Iowa Republicans: Proof that an IQ test really should be a prerequisite to being allowed to vote - October 31, 2015
Carly Fiorina: When you want a President with no integrity or moral center - October 31, 2015
Cafeteria Christianity: Pick and choose...or just make things up - October 30, 2015
As a get away vehicle, Bubba's scooter left much to be desired - October 30, 2015
Greetings from what evidently is the epicenter of evil and mayhem - October 30, 2015
Perspective is everything - October 30, 2015
Public displays of overt religiosity: Be careful what you ask for.... - October 30, 2015
Being a Republican means that facts suck- unless they can be manipulated to your advantage - October 29, 2015
Ah...so that's what they mean by "lusting for righteousness" (I am SO going to Hell for this) - October 29, 2015
This week's meeting of the Brotherhood of the Tiny Penis will please come to order.... - October 29, 2015
Technology existed before we know we needed technology - October 29, 2015
Dishonesty in the service of God and country is no crime...except when it really should be - October 29, 2015
Ben Carson: So maybe brain surgery isn't really a big deal after all? - October 29, 2015
Now THAT'S some fine Republican leadership, don'tchaknow?? - October 28, 2015
Say hello to President Grumpy Cat - October 28, 2015
What part of "Equal Rights" should we consider a threat? (Part Deux) - October 28, 2015
When dishonesty, propaganda, and deliberate misinformation become the dominant narrative.... - October 28, 2015
News flash: Women aren't property...even if you're a Christian - October 28, 2015
One small step for mankind, four giant steps backward for men - October 28, 2015
How not to be just another malleable, easily propagandized member of the American Sheeple - October 28, 2015
Welcome to our Stoopid Amerika - October 27, 2015
An open letter to Daniel Murphy: Being an athlete doesn't mean having a license to spread bigotry and homophobia - October 27, 2015
Finally- a place so thoroughly addled not even Texans could out-crazy it - October 27, 2015
Progress: Sometimes baby steps are the toughest and most rewarding steps - October 27, 2015
The real threat to our freedumb - October 27, 2015
The Gun Lover's Anthem - October 26, 2015
You can keep him in a cage, but you can't take his dignity - October 26, 2015
Black Lives Matter. So does free speech. - October 26, 2015
When new math masks a much deeper problem - October 26, 2015
American Presidential politics need not be about hatred, anger, homophobia, and exclusion - October 26, 2015
How to make a difference - October 26, 2015
It's all about safety - October 25, 2015
When you believe the separation of Church and State is only for losers and Liberals.... - October 25, 2015
Republicans can't create jobs, but they excel at creating unnecessary suffering - October 25, 2015
Why Republicans hate women - October 25, 2015
If you think this sort of thing makes you a "good Christian", yer doon it rong - October 25, 2015
Christian values: Not what you think they're supposed to be - October 25, 2015
Democracy is wonderful...except when it's not - October 24, 2015
You know you're almost home when.... - October 24, 2015
Daniel Murphy: World champion homophobe, soon perhaps a world champion baseball player - October 24, 2015
How to know you're probably too stupid to vote - October 24, 2015
Banning guns: It CAN be done and it's NOT unconstitutional - October 24, 2015
It's what friends do - October 24, 2015
The perfect Republican candidate for Speaker of the House - October 23, 2015
How to properly care for your introvert - October 23, 2015
I have nothing to say, so I'm only going to say it once - October 23, 2015
If you want to learn how to tailgate properly, get thee to Buffalo - October 23, 2015
When you have nothing of substance to offer, racism and cheap personal attacks are great options - October 23, 2015
How the NRA gets to rule the world - October 23, 2015
Ban criminals? Right after we ban Proudly Closed-minded Gun Control Foes © like her. - October 22, 2015
At least they're honest about what you'll leave with - October 22, 2015
America's Responsible Gun Owners ©: The occasional casualty is merely the price of freedom - October 22, 2015
Today on "Great Moments in Numerology" - October 22, 2015
When lobbyists for merchants of death know and respect no boundaries - October 22, 2015
Paradise for Libertarians and Proudly Closed-minded Gun Control Foes © - October 22, 2015
Republicans are people, too: Mean, intolerant, greedy, and self-righteous people - October 21, 2015
A beginner's guide to playoff baseball - October 21, 2015
Another great moment in terrible, horrible, very bad business decisions - October 21, 2015
Uh...you mean that's not how it goes?? - October 21, 2015
In America, only a good toddler with a gun can stop a bad toddler with a gun - October 21, 2015
Not being an asshole: A surprisingly effective way to get along with others - October 21, 2015
NRA: Compromise and common sense are for those who hate America - October 20, 2015
College sports brings out the best in our progeny...except when it doesn't - October 20, 2015
Be it ever so humble...yep, there's no place like home - October 20, 2015
Wait...there was life before Twitter?? - October 20, 2015
Proof that the suffering of others need not be your suffering...especially if there's money to be made - October 20, 2015
Tragedy (n.) - A horrific event that can be used effectively to push a reflexively Right-wing agenda - October 20, 2015
The mystery is how she's still single - October 19, 2015
Today on "To Live and Die in L.A." - October 19, 2015
SoCal: One more item crossed off my bucket list - October 19, 2015
It's the after-party you have to worry about - October 19, 2015
You'll get nothing, you'll like it, and if you can't we'll find someone who can - October 19, 2015
Since when do 8% of Americans get to set the agenda for the other 92%? - October 19, 2015
Hillary Clinton is responsible for Benghazi, but George Bush can't be faulted for 9/11 - October 18, 2015
The grace of Pepsi, Miller Lite, and Almighty God showing down upon Tom Brady - October 18, 2015
Faith: America, yer doon it rong...but one former President has it nailed - October 18, 2015
You have to know you might have picked the wrong God when.... - October 17, 2015
Taste the rainbow.... - October 17, 2015
A long weekend spent hoping to reclaim our misspent youth - October 17, 2015
Compassion: Yer doon it rite - October 17, 2015
An "agreement with God"...or just another self-righteous zealot who believes themselves above the law? - October 17, 2015
Anti-choice Christians: The more you know.... - October 17, 2015
Winners never cheat and cheaters never...oh, never mind.... - October 16, 2015
Mama, don't let your babies grow up to be writers.... - October 16, 2015
Today's nominee for "NRA Responsible Patriotic American Gun Owner of the Year" - October 16, 2015
Lesbian porn: The perfect way to wrap up your 15 minutes of hyper-religious infamy - October 16, 2015
A job no sane and/or rational person would ever apply for - October 16, 2015
Wanna be a Prophet? It's easier than you might think. - October 16, 2015
When gun propaganda drowns out truth, this is what you get - October 16, 2015
Ensuring they'll grow up to be ignorant ideologues...just like Mom and Dad - October 15, 2015
Keep Portland grumpy - October 15, 2015
Better to be thought a monster than to hit "ENTER" and remove any lingering doubt - October 15, 2015
If maps of America accurately reflected our current state of affairs - October 15, 2015
Proudly Closed-minded Gun Foes ©: Callous, heartless...and built to stay that way - October 15, 2015
Why Republican logic can't explain global climate change - October 15, 2015
It's OK...we don't judge - October 14, 2015
Finally, leadership we can get behind - October 14, 2015
Come to the Dark Side; we have bagels!!! - October 14, 2015
Not exactly the Ben Carson campaign slogan - October 14, 2015
Personal responsibility: Walking the walk shouldn't be such a radical idea - October 14, 2015
Republican priorities: Politics before people - October 14, 2015
When "Not to be a sexist" means "Yeah, I'm TOTALLY a sexist" - October 13, 2015
Just another morning in Paradise...er, Portland - October 13, 2015
If government can forcibly implant IUDs in our daughters, how long before they take our guns? - October 13, 2015
What it would look like if Proudly Closed-minded Gun Control Foe © logic was the rule - October 13, 2015
A Floriduh Bloody Mary: Just replace the tomato juice with goat's blood...and a dollop of hubris - October 13, 2015
No matter how cynical you become, Alabama makes it impossible to keep up - October 12, 2015
Happy Genocide and Conquest Day! - October 12, 2015
#CocksNotGlocks: My God, I miss college sometimes - October 12, 2015
This is why the NRA can't debate gun control on the facts of the matter - October 12, 2015
There's ignorant, there's offensive, there's filter-less...and there's Dr. Keith Ablow - October 12, 2015
Save the planet: Si se puede - October 12, 2015
Another example of why gun-free zones don't work...except when they do - October 11, 2015
My dream job - October 11, 2015
So you think we can't fix our "gun problem?" - October 11, 2015
Why I'm good without God - October 11, 2015
When "religious freedom" doesn't mean what you think it means - October 11, 2015
Conservative, religious...and completely devoid of anything resembling a sense of humor - October 11, 2015
The poor and unemployed aren't the enemy: They're us - October 11, 2015
Wazzu wins da Interwebz - October 10, 2015
Today's "WTF???" moment - October 10, 2015
Firearm liability insurance: An idea whose time has come - October 10, 2015
Actually, I am anti-gun...and I'm also proudly anti-idiot-with-guns - October 10, 2015
When the inmates run the asylum, it's time to learn from the inmates and fight them on their turf - October 10, 2015
How about fixing the problem instead of blaming it on things that only serve to confirm your prejudices? - October 10, 2015
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us: Because there's just no way you can make this up - October 10, 2015
How to know when you're lacking in compassion and humanity - October 9, 2015
Ben Carson: Proof that being a brain surgeon is no guarantee of native intelligence - October 9, 2015
ADD: The road goes on forever and the party never ends - October 9, 2015
Welcome to the decline and fall of American Civilization - October 9, 2015
The National Rifle Association: Dishonest, disingenuous...and built to stay that way - October 9, 2015
All that separates "class" from "ass" is two letters...and a whole lot of compassion - October 8, 2015
The blonde on the left wanted the cheeseburger - October 8, 2015
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year: Great moments in "WTF???" - October 8, 2015
Like it or not, mass shootings are politicized; the question is what to do with that reality - October 8, 2015
A simple fix for the 2nd Amendment - October 8, 2015
As if there was any doubt about GOP priorities - October 8, 2015
As any red-blooded patriotic Christian will tell you, Jesus was an Open Carry advocate - October 7, 2015
I don't think this was what the Founding Fathers had in mind - October 7, 2015
Today on "Great Moments in Self-Righteousness": Bobby Jindal...and the horse you rode in on, Governor - October 7, 2015
What buying a gun would be like if we truly cared about life - October 7, 2015
Compassion and a functional give-a-damn should be a prerequisite for being President - October 7, 2015
The fact that we fail to demand action only confirms our cowardice - October 7, 2015
Better to be thought a fool than to be Vince Vaughn and remove any lingering doubt - October 6, 2015
It's always darkest just before the lights go out - October 6, 2015
One who has a reputation as a liar shouldn't be calling the President a liar - October 6, 2015
Yep, as every REAL American knows, an armed society is a polite society...except when it's not - October 6, 2015
"Responsible gun owners" don't threaten those who believe in common sense gun control - October 6, 2015
Dear Proudly Closed-minded Gun Control Foes: The 2nd Amendment doesn't mean what you think it means - October 6, 2015
REAL Americans need our prayers! - October 5, 2015
"Peanuts" meets "The Walking Dead" - October 5, 2015
A massacre in your hometown shouldn't be an opportunity for profit - October 5, 2015
When you look up "hypocrisy" in the dictionary, this is what you'll see - October 5, 2015
Time to be the change we want to see in the world - October 5, 2015
Thoughts and prayers are no longer enough...as if they ever really were - October 4, 2015
An honest depiction of Wayne LaPierre - October 4, 2015
What it will take to change our addiction to guns - October 4, 2015
How is it we let Proudly Closed-minded Gun Control Foes get away with this perversion of truth? - October 4, 2015
Sheriff John Hanlin: Don'tcha just LOVE it when Karma and Schadenfreude come together? - October 4, 2015
Move along, people...no hypocrisy here - October 4, 2015
Republicans don't have a problem with killing, merely with the method of doing so - October 3, 2015
An armed society is neither a polite nor evidently a literate society - October 3, 2015
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year: Being gay isn't like a flat tire, something that can be fixed with the right tool - October 3, 2015
Republicans: Princes of selective outrage - October 3, 2015
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us: Is a civilization tolerant of weekly bloodbaths even worthy of the name? - October 3, 2015
So you still think the real threat to Americans is terrorism?? - October 2, 2015
How women could ensure America gets common sense gun control immediately - October 2, 2015
Senseless gun violence and bloodshed makes its weekly stop...this time in rural Oregon - October 2, 2015
Congress should be ashamed...if they possessed the capacity for shame - October 2, 2015
America learns what "Kinsey gaffe" means: A politician speaking an unfortunate and embarrassing truth - October 2, 2015
This will remain a pipe dream until we stand up to Proudly Closed-Minded Gun Control Foes - October 1, 2015
I want to believe - October 1, 2015
Today on "Great Moments in Classless Behavior: Aaron and Melissa Klein" - October 1, 2015
A look into Portland's future? - October 1, 2015
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us: Just when you think you've reached the bottom of the barrel.... - October 1, 2015
Another great "straight to video" idea