September 2012 Archives
- September 30, 2012
If you're feeling compelled to mock religion, this is a pretty good start - September 30, 2012
A Conservative History of the United States- America of, by, and for White Christians - September 30, 2012
If Jesus had been a Republican, feeding the masses would have looked a whole lot different - September 30, 2012
This week in Jesus: The "I'm going straight to Hell, aren't I??" edition - September 30, 2012
Freedom of religion should also mean freedom FROM religion - September 29, 2012
When Samuel L. Jackson speaks, it's time to let Mitt Romney know he won't get away with it - September 29, 2012
Yes, Virginia, being vegan doesn't mean you're condemned to being a 98-lb. weakling - September 29, 2012
Fox News Channel: Fair and Balanced...if silliness and sexism can be defined that way - September 29, 2012
Romney/Ryan 2012: Because America should leave the lying to the professionals (#7) - September 29, 2012
Sticks and stones.... - September 28, 2012
"Global Bacon Shortage": three words that prove the Apocalypse is nigh - September 28, 2012
Romney/Ryan 2012: Because nothing succeeds like...oh, never mind.... - September 28, 2012
America by the numbers: Counting is optional - September 28, 2012
A Philly Cheesesteak on a 1/2-lb biscuit...THIS is why you're fat, America - September 27, 2012
Greetings from our new idiocracy - September 27, 2012
NFL Replacement Referees: A nationwide case of misplaced priorities - September 27, 2012
Freedom is.... - September 27, 2012
GOP 2012: Because mean-spirited hypocrisy and dissembling is all we have left to offer - September 27, 2012
Dear America, this is why you're fat (#2) - September 26, 2012
Yet another shining example of the efficacy of our publick skool sistum - September 26, 2012
What's in a name? Try asking Gerry Sandusky...no, not THAT one.... - September 26, 2012
Romney/Ryan 2012: Because you really should be able to open airplane windows - September 26, 2012
GOP 2012: Because no one does mean-spirited, ignorant, and self-absorbed like Republicans do - September 26, 2012
Dear America, this is why you're fat - September 25, 2012
Without patriots like Debbie Riddle, we might be...a caring and compassionate people? - September 25, 2012
Yet another creative way of sticking it to The Man - September 25, 2012
GOP 2012: Because when it comes to mean-spirited character assassination, we wrote the book - September 25, 2012
Rev. Pat Robertson explains the Feminist Agenda - September 24, 2012
Happy Monday! Not to worry; it'll be over soon enough. - September 24, 2012
There's a time and a place for that, and it's called "College" - September 24, 2012
Terrorism: The definition shouldn't depend on your prejudice - September 24, 2012
After this, playing Russian Roulette in the bathtub will seem sensible - September 24, 2012
Doctor, will Fukitol (tm) help cure my Republican allergies? - September 23, 2012
A letter from God - September 23, 2012
Justice delayed is justice denied: A call for the prosecution of George W. Bush for war crimes - September 23, 2012
What Would Jesus Do? He'd practice what He preached. - September 23, 2012
This week in Jesus: The God's Army meets the Homosexual Agenda edition - September 23, 2012
If you view this as a threat to your faith, you have no faith - September 22, 2012
Something already on my 2017 Christmas list - September 22, 2012
We can wage two wars...so why we can't fix problems here at home? - September 22, 2012
GOP 2012: Because those who don't know history are...oh, never mind.... - September 22, 2012
Romney/Ryan 2012: Because America should leave the lying to the professionals (#6) - September 22, 2012
Romney/Ryan 2012: Because now they only need 95% of the 53% to win - September 21, 2012
iWant - September 21, 2012
Romney/Ryan 2012: Because you're tired of hearing about Kate Middleton's boobs...right?? - September 21, 2012
Fox News Channel: When objective journalism and the truth are just too Liberal for you - September 21, 2012
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us: Slow-cooking isn't just for dinner anymore - September 21, 2012
A sad and all too accurate look at the American electorate - September 20, 2012
Great moments in turd polishing - September 20, 2012
The Ballad of Holley Biffle: It was on da Interwebs, so of course it was true...right?? - September 20, 2012
One person's free expression is another's blasphemy worthy of death - September 20, 2012
GOP 2012: Because we never lose; that's what happens when you make stuff up as you go - September 20, 2012
Romney/Ryan 2012: If it's for you, it's Socialism. If it's for us, it's the free market working its magic. - September 19, 2012
Today in History: In case you were wondering.... - September 19, 2012
You have to know world peace is attainable when this is possible - September 19, 2012
Romney/Ryan 2012: Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory...and lying every step of the way - September 19, 2012
If Jesus really was a Republican, He'd sound a lot like this - September 19, 2012
America by the numbers: For lo, the Apocalypse is nigh - September 19, 2012
In case you were wondering who needs a tax break and who doesn't.... - September 18, 2012
Teach them to hate while they're young and you'll have a Conservative for life - September 18, 2012
Greetings from Edumication Nation: Whoo needz skoolz? Wee haz Jesus!! - September 18, 2012
Fox News Channel: Where geography majors go to die - September 18, 2012
America by the numbers: If this doesn't have you contemplating playing Russian Roulette.... - September 18, 2012
Pro tip: If you're going to take a leak behind the President, at least find a tree - September 17, 2012
Romney/Ryan 2012: Because decency is for losers and Liberals - September 17, 2012
I have seen the future...and it tastes suspiciously like Halloween candy - September 17, 2012
Romney/Ryan 2012: If they're good enough for the guys in the white sheets.... - September 17, 2012
GOP 2012: Because no one does mean-spirited, ignorant, and self-absorbed like Republicans can - September 17, 2012
GOP 2012: If we wanted things to get better, we'd put a White man in the White House - September 16, 2012
Sure, He SAYS He's the Son of God...but how do we know he's not an evil Liberal?? - September 16, 2012
"If you like Dr. Pepper you're going to get hit by a truck driven by the Holy Ghost" - September 16, 2012
And as we all know, JesusCare doesn't cover pre-existing conditions - September 16, 2012
This week in Jesus: Because Teh Gayz and their Homosexual Agenda are responsible for the NHL lockout - September 16, 2012
Romney/Ryan 2012: Because everyone should have a personal relationship with Jesus - September 15, 2012
Innocence of Muslims: 13:51 of my life I'll never get back - September 15, 2012
Romney/Ryan 2012: Creating our own truth for America - September 15, 2012
Romney/Ryan 2012: Because America should leave the lying to the professionals (#5) - September 15, 2012
Love is love; what's so difficult to understand about that? - September 14, 2012
Romney/Ryan 2012: Because hypocrisy is something only losers and Liberals worry about - September 14, 2012
Another triumph in American marketing - September 14, 2012
Income inequality: One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. - September 14, 2012
In a perfect world, all new parents would fly like this - September 14, 2012
Romney/Ryan 2012: If not for the poor, how would you know who was rich? - September 14, 2012
This is what happens when you consider a corporation to be a person - September 13, 2012
Pessimist? Optimist? I just wanted my coffee.... - September 13, 2012
This is what I mean when I say that free speech can be, and often is, ignorant and offensive speech - September 12, 2012
Santayana had no idea just how right he was - September 12, 2012
You know what this country needs? More angry White guys. - September 12, 2012
Right-wing ignorance and reaction: Proof that history really is circular - September 12, 2012
GOP 2012: If reality isn't working, we create our own - September 12, 2012
If you own a hockey team, you never want to hear it described as like "watching paint dry" - September 11, 2012
Romney/Ryan 2012: If you're poor, it's because you're lazy and unmotivated - September 11, 2012
Romney/Ryan 2012: Because honesty and integrity is for losers and Liberals - September 11, 2012
If you're wondering, I'm leaving the 9/11 solemnizing to those who actually have something to say - September 11, 2012
Romney/Ryan 2012: An expensive choice for seniors...and those who hope to retire someday - September 11, 2012
America by the numbers: It's not as bad as you think...it's FAR worse - September 11, 2012
They told me that mayo was cheaper than toner - September 10, 2012
Just another Monday morning on the floor of the content factory.... - September 10, 2012
How "different" is different enough in a child...or too much? - September 10, 2012
GOP 2012: We don't hate women; we just want them to remember their place - September 10, 2012
GOP 2012: Because reality ain't what it used to be...or even should be - September 10, 2012
Didja ever stop to think that some folks just shouldn't be allowed to reproduce? - September 9, 2012
Memo to Conservatives: This is not a Christian nation; it's a secular nation with a Christian majority - September 9, 2012
Chuck Norris' 1000 Years of Darkness: Please, for the love of God...vote for the White guy - September 9, 2012
Memo to the Rabid Religious Right: Government is not the enemy; it allows you to be what you are - September 9, 2012
This week in Jesus: The "Isn't it about time for the plague and locusts?" edition - September 9, 2012
Right-wing irresponsibility: Why care for the environment when the Rapture is nigh? - September 8, 2012
The odds of having a rational conversation are slim when your opposite arrives with a bull horn - September 8, 2012
Romney/Ryan 2012: Because America should leave the lying to the professionals (#4) - September 8, 2012
GM is alive, Osama bin-Laden is dead...and Republicans claim they can do better? - September 8, 2012
If you love the troops so much, then how about acknowledging and celebrating a previous generation? - September 8, 2012
Today's communique from the front lines of the war on women - September 7, 2012
....And then we'll pave Paradise and make it a parking lot - September 7, 2012
Conservative pundits: hateful, insulting, and self-righteous foot soldiers in the war on women - September 7, 2012
GOP 2012: Because irony is lost on Republicans - September 7, 2012
The first 100 days under President Romney: the short version - September 6, 2012
Another line crossed off on my bucket list - September 6, 2012
Something Republicans will do...well, never - September 6, 2012
Today's Republican Dick Move - September 6, 2012
OK...so explain to me again how a Romney Presidency would be a good thing for America.... - September 5, 2012
Romney/Ryan 2012: Because sometimes a picture is (unintentionally) worth a thousand words - September 5, 2012
A $60 million example of backassward priorities comes to life: Hey, it's Texas.... - September 5, 2012
Today's WWJD fashion tip (you can thank me later) - September 5, 2012
GOP 2012: Because we know where (and how) to bury the bodies - September 5, 2012
If this is your biggest accomplishment...yeah, your life's pretty much over - September 4, 2012
Today's horribly inappropriate stock photo - September 4, 2012
What do you call someone unable to distinguish truth from lies? "Paul Ryan." - September 4, 2012
A Republican primer on female anatomy - September 3, 2012
Happy Labor Day: We built this...yes, ALL of us built this- individuals AND government - September 3, 2012
Shamelessness (adj.): The willingness to blame those who weren't born with a silver foot in their mouth - September 3, 2012
Today's exercise in redundancy: "Republican Hypocrisy" - September 3, 2012
GOP 2012: For an America that's more...uh, White - September 3, 2012
Passive-agressive technology - September 2, 2012
Now you, too, can insult an invisible Barack Obama in the comfort of your own home - September 2, 2012
Romney/Ryan 2012: If they'll lie to us on the campaign trail, they'll lie to us once they're in the White House - September 2, 2012
Romney/Ryan 2012: Because all we really have to offer are lies, rage, and character assassination - September 2, 2012
This week in Jesus: Bring unto me your poor, your sick, and your self-righteous.... - September 2, 2012
GOP 2012: Yeah, you did build that, didn't you? - September 1, 2012
Romney/Ryan 2012: Because diversity means having a mix of blonde and brunettes - September 1, 2012
Romney/Ryan 2012: Because America should leave the lying to the professionals (#3) - September 1, 2012
Romney-Ryan 2012: Because rapists have rights, too - September 1, 2012
Memo to Republicans: Smug arrogance is not an effective argument - September 1, 2012
When the President's done with Eastwood's chair, he'll talk to Mitt Romney's invisible tax returns