January 2006 Archives
- January 31, 2006
The State of the Union Address for Dummies - January 31, 2006
Just trying Googling "miserable failure" - January 31, 2006
Shouldn't this woman be in jail?...oh, right; she's a Republican. Never mind. - January 31, 2006
OK, this explains Michelle Malkin. What about Ann Coulter??
Comments (1) - January 31, 2006
I must have slept through these classes - January 30, 2006
They are, unless it's their Big Government - January 30, 2006
Sounds as if someone may be taking themselves just a wee bit too seriously
Comments (6) - January 30, 2006
Which, I suppose, is preferable to the taint of corruption - January 30, 2006
Hey, it's only a name, right??
Comments (2) - January 30, 2006
OK...but you go first.... - January 29, 2006
Too cute for words...really....
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (2) - January 29, 2006
Power may come from the barrel of a gun, but it's a hell of a way to run a democracy
Comments (1) - January 29, 2006
Must we accept mistakes for the "Greater Good"?
Comments (1) - January 29, 2006
Side effects may include insensitivity, ineptitude, and the inability to countenance Democrats
Comments (1) - January 29, 2006
Arrongant and built to stay that way, #1 - January 28, 2006
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us - January 28, 2006
So much for being the party of smaller government - January 28, 2006
Denial: so much more than just a river in Egypt
Comments (1) - January 28, 2006
And this is why I wasn't a math major - January 28, 2006
And the rest of us will just have to settle for whatever crumbs fall off the table - January 27, 2006
It's a dessert topping AND a floor wax!! - January 27, 2006
Well, that would explain the moaning and heavy breathing - January 27, 2006
If you don't have anything nice to say...well, come sit next to me, dear
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (1) - January 27, 2006
And it's all about protecting us from the terrorists, eh?? - January 27, 2006
Hey, come on now...it's only Baytown.... - January 27, 2006
Once again, Republicans kill the messenger - January 27, 2006
Don't ask...don't tell...don't question...and don't worry about the expense - January 27, 2006
Apparently, Timothy McVeigh was a Muslim. Who knew?? - January 26, 2006
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us - January 26, 2006
Yes, it's just this simple
Comments (3) - January 26, 2006
When do we hold people responsible for their own stupid decisions?
Comments (3) - January 26, 2006
Principles are all well and good, but ya still gotta answer to the shareholders, eh?
Comments (1) - January 26, 2006
Game on, eh? Uhh...wait.....
Comments (2) - January 26, 2006
They belong in re-education camps
Comments (2) - January 25, 2006
They'll be easy to spot...they'll be the ones wearing the starched brown shirts and the Sam Browne belts
Comments (4) - January 25, 2006
Liberty isn't blown up all at once; it's nibbled to death by ducks
Comments (2) - January 25, 2006
Whining is so unpatriotic
Comments (1) - January 25, 2006
And it's not nearly as messy as a tube of Astroglide and a box of Kleenex - January 24, 2006
Because the American Sheeple don't want to know...they want to believe - January 24, 2006
Cry me a river...please
Comments (2) - January 24, 2006
The Oprah Winfrey Effect - January 24, 2006
It's what Republicans do - January 24, 2006
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (1) - January 24, 2006
But He apparently does hear the prayers of those who vote Republican - January 23, 2006
So, we're back to fear-mongering, then?
Comments (1) - January 23, 2006
And it's easier than dealing with the truth, eh? - January 23, 2006
Christian charity is no match for the Almighty Dollar - January 23, 2006
Not bad, coming from perhaps the stupidest man ever to walk the halls of Congress - January 22, 2006
Go Seahawks!! - January 22, 2006
Methinks thou protesteth too much
Comments (1) - January 22, 2006
It must have been one of Joe Biden's monologues - January 22, 2006
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - January 22, 2006
It would be so much easier if y'all remembered to act like second-class citizens
Comments (1) - January 22, 2006
And George W. Bush will be declared Emperor-for-Life
Comments (1) - January 21, 2006
Greetings from the World's Best Puppy
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (1) - January 21, 2006
Another freedom fighter passes from the scene - January 21, 2006
There once was a man from Nantucket.... - January 21, 2006
What, like they were going to be allowed into River Oaks?
Comments (3) - January 21, 2006
Isn't she a bit underdressed?
Comments (2) - January 21, 2006
Perhaps a good, long look in the mirror might be in order - January 20, 2006
Who says government isn't for sale?
Comments (1) - January 20, 2006
Think it hasn't already happened?
Comments (2) - January 20, 2006
So much for happy endings - January 20, 2006
"We want people to love these cars - but not in that way"
Comments (1) - January 20, 2006
And he wonders why his poll numbers are in the crapper? - January 19, 2006
Just keep repeating it...it'll become true soon enough
Comments (2) - January 19, 2006
Your tax dollars at work...or not
Comments (2) - January 19, 2006
Since when is a man not allowed to look after his family?
Comments (3) - January 19, 2006
We don't know what they stand for, but we're guessing they look great naked - January 19, 2006
And teaching them WHAT to think sure beats teaching them HOW to think, eh?
Comments (1) - January 18, 2006
Well, the horses are all gone, so we might as well shut the barn door
Comments (1) - January 18, 2006
A culture of death? Or simply a victory for the sovereignty of the individual?
Comments (2) - January 18, 2006
Oh...I always wondered how they did it - January 18, 2006
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - January 18, 2006
Well, we can hope that you'll be reincarnated as a cockroach - January 17, 2006
A choke for the ages
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (-1) - January 17, 2006
I'm guessing he's a huge Springsteen fan
Comments (1) - January 17, 2006
Evil is still evil, even if Democrats condone it by their silence - January 17, 2006
How long can you hold back the truth? - January 17, 2006
Well, that would explain all of the child-size brown shirts in your office, eh?
Comments (1) - January 16, 2006
Indeed...'cuz I was beginning to wonder
Comments (1) - January 16, 2006
Oops...our bad....
Comments (1) - January 16, 2006
Deja vu all over again - January 16, 2006
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - January 16, 2006
Learn new skills...see the world...kill infidels - January 16, 2006
So this whole "one man, one vote" thing is redundant? - January 15, 2006
From the Republican Dictionary, #13
Comments (1) - January 15, 2006
So what have we learned about the Democratic Party?
Comments (4) - January 15, 2006
Hey...ignorance and xenophobia have served us well, don't you think?
Comments (3) - January 15, 2006
Well, it IS easier to fear than it is to understand - January 15, 2006
If an Evangelical Republican falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does he even make a sound? - January 14, 2006
From the Republican Dictionary, #12
Comments (3) - January 14, 2006
So much for taking care of the People's business - January 14, 2006
Everyone wants to rule the world. Vince actually does. - January 14, 2006
Sow the wind....
Comments (1) - January 13, 2006
Won't you help stop the violence?
Comments (5) - January 13, 2006
NOW will you admit that you miss Bill Clinton?
Comments (2) - January 13, 2006
So dissent really IS the highest form of patriotism - January 13, 2006
Hmm...that would be greed, corruption, and self-righteous hypocrisy? - January 13, 2006
Decisions, decisions....
Comments (1) - January 12, 2006
Corruption? In a Republican-controlled Congress? Whodathunkit??
Comments (2) - January 12, 2006
The triumph of decency over flaming moonbats
Comments (3) - January 12, 2006
No, we're not hypocrites. We're Republicans. - January 12, 2006
Freedom of speech? Not exactly.... - January 12, 2006
And I wake up screaming every morning
Comments (1) - January 12, 2006
If it's about Republican and/or Christian values, then I'm the Queen of England - January 11, 2006
The intersection of politics and commerce doesn't have to be a place of Evil
Comments (1) - January 11, 2006
I'm shocked...SHOCKED...to discover that there is corruption taking place here
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (-3) - January 11, 2006
Or perhaps he really IS that stupid
Comments (1) - January 11, 2006
So, having an honest debate on the issues is "giving aid and comfort to the enemy"??
Comments (1) - January 11, 2006
Inept, incompetent, and built to stay that way - January 11, 2006
Those who would sacrifice an essential liberty for temporary security deserve neither liberty nor security - January 11, 2006
I will never look at a belt sander in quite the same way again - January 10, 2006
Sometimes I just have to wonder....
Comments (1) - January 10, 2006
Truth or fiction? Or does it even matter?
Comments (5)| TrackBacks (1) - January 10, 2006
Finally, a politician with some balls....
Comments (1) - January 10, 2006
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - January 10, 2006
All Right Wing spin, all the time - January 10, 2006
BECAUSE I'M TOM DELAY, B***H! - January 10, 2006
At his first campaign stop, he's going to chop-block Rick Santorum - January 9, 2006
Know your Supreme Court nominee
Comments (1) - January 9, 2006
Why not just force them to wear a Scarlet Letter, or keep them in stocks in the village square?
Comments (3) - January 9, 2006
It's all about the appearance of legitimacy - January 9, 2006
Shutting the barn door after the rats have escaped??
Comments (1) - January 9, 2006
And it couldn't have happened to a nicer and more worthy demagogue - January 9, 2006
Oh, the manhunts you'll launch.... - January 9, 2006
And Wilt's not talking.... - January 8, 2006
Absolute power...it's safer than sex, and no one asks you if you're through
Comments (2) - January 8, 2006
It's all fun and games until someone gets indicted - January 8, 2006
These seem like good rules to start a new year - January 8, 2006
Being a Republican means never having to worry about being held accountable - January 8, 2006
Perhaps Bill O'Reilly has an explanation.... - January 7, 2006
Hey, it's not like they're real Americans.... - January 7, 2006
Repeat after me: WOMEN ARE NOT PROPERTY.... - January 7, 2006
Use the force.... - January 7, 2006
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - January 7, 2006
Unchecked, he was free to pillage and plunder as he saw fit.... - January 7, 2006
And just think...pitchers and catchers report in about six weeks - January 6, 2006
Happy New Year from the Official State Cat of Texas
Comments (3) - January 6, 2006
DUMB@$$E$ on parade - January 6, 2006
A little foreign aid goes a long ways, no? - January 6, 2006
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (2) - January 6, 2006
Happy New Year from the World's Best Puppy | TrackBacks (2) - January 6, 2006
Karma can be a real b***h, eh? Yes, it can.... - January 5, 2006
Austin, TX: this morning's hangover capitol of the US - January 5, 2006
See the world...learn new skills...and die for no discernible purpose - January 5, 2006
Even absolute power has it's limits - January 5, 2006
Or...in Washington, everyone gets it in the @$$ - January 5, 2006
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - January 5, 2006
Only 60%???
Comments (2) - January 4, 2006
Gentleman, start your panic generators.... - January 4, 2006
Time to hide the women and children - January 4, 2006
If these are God's people, I'm the Queen of England
Comments (1) - January 4, 2006
Of course I'll respect you in the morning.... ;o) - January 4, 2006
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - January 4, 2006
Well, no one can say he doesn't have a plan.... - January 3, 2006
It's just a few blocks away near Great Satan Square - January 3, 2006
"This is the only sane member of this Administration...."
Comments (1) - January 3, 2006
How to be a successful Right Wing (chicken)hawk
Comments (4) - January 3, 2006
Governor Bell? I could get used to the sound of that. | TrackBacks (1) - January 3, 2006
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (2) - January 3, 2006
This one's for Adam, in recognition of being stuck in Carbondale, IL for four years - January 3, 2006
Oxymoron alert.... - January 2, 2006
Desperate measures from a desperate (and failing) regime
Comments (3) - January 2, 2006
Maybe next year, eh?
Comments (1) - January 2, 2006
So...when does he stop growing??
Comments (2) - January 2, 2006
Well, we DID go a bit above and beyond, didn't we?? - January 2, 2006
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - January 2, 2006
Somebody's been a VERY good boy....
Comments (2) - January 2, 2006
That day is now - January 1, 2006
New year...same old ignorance and demagoguery
Comments (24) - January 1, 2006
You know, I always thought there was something wrong with guys who wear knickers.... - January 1, 2006
Gee...what a shock.... - January 1, 2006
Next week, he'll be the new White House Press Secretary - January 1, 2006
Time to be all things to all people
Comments (3) - January 1, 2006
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - January 1, 2006
No, he wasn't a DUMB@$$, but only because no one nominated him
Comments (1)