March 2004 Archives
- March 31, 2004
And I can quit any time I want....
Comments (4) - March 31, 2004
Greetings from Hell....
Comments (1) - March 31, 2004
One man's journey to Hell and back - March 31, 2004
Why I will miss Howard Dean, #5 - March 31, 2004
Yep, he got his war- and 600 dead American soldiers to prove it - March 30, 2004
This is why I love capitalism - March 30, 2004
Truth? In a case like this, it often lags far beind the character assassination.
Comments (1) - March 30, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (2) - March 30, 2004
Life really does begin on Opening Day - March 30, 2004
Eventually, you have to go back to what got you there in the first place | TrackBacks (2) - March 30, 2004
When you can't answer the truth, I suppose this is your only option - March 29, 2004
Day 4: Things look a bit different these days - March 29, 2004
Gentleman, start your whining....
Comments (1) - March 29, 2004
America gets it up again - March 29, 2004
If you believe in diversity, you might want to stay the heck away from Waco
Comments (1) - March 29, 2004
You might as well go with what works, eh? - March 28, 2004
And no one cares....
Comments (1) - March 28, 2004
Day 3: Jack learns how to see again
Comments (1) - March 28, 2004
Yet another reason to live in Texas - March 28, 2004
Education in Texas: it's not a right, it's a privilege- and an expensive one, at that - March 28, 2004
Those who have no defense can only resort to demagoguery
Comments (2) - March 28, 2004
At least no one died when Bill Clinton lied - March 27, 2004
Isn't it what we do to Presidents who lie? - March 27, 2004
Life is a blur...no, really
Comments (5) - March 27, 2004
We may not have much of a winter, but we certainly have a beautiful spring - March 27, 2004
Nobody likes a crapshoot- especially Republicans - March 27, 2004
The truth is what you make it, eh? - March 26, 2004
One nation, "under God"...but whose God?
Comments (10) - March 26, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (8) - March 26, 2004
No child left behind? Only if they write a check.... - March 26, 2004
Is it wrong to want to go to this church?? - March 26, 2004
'Tis better to be thought a fool than to be Ann Coulter and remove all doubt - March 25, 2004
Sure, doc, but will I be able to play the piano after the surgery??
Comments (5) - March 25, 2004
Sometimes, what you're looking for really is right in front of you - March 25, 2004
Gee, the next thing you know they'll be bringing guns to school
Comments (1) - March 25, 2004
Yeah, but they sure talk a good ball game, eh?
Comments (1) - March 25, 2004
Facts? We don't need no sinkin' facts! Iraq did it.... - March 24, 2004
Well, this would explain the whole gay marriage thing, eh??
Comments (4) - March 24, 2004
In other words, we're all equal, as long as our skin isn't white?
Comments (5) - March 24, 2004
It's not just a good idea- it's the law
Comments (1) - March 24, 2004
I suppose any standard is high if you have none to begin with - March 24, 2004
A man, a dream, and a vomitorium - March 24, 2004
It sure as hell beats discussing the issues, eh?
Comments (2) - March 23, 2004
Sometimes, politics really IS local - March 23, 2004
If only those responsible for spreading the lies would take responsibility - March 23, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (2) - March 23, 2004
Turnabout really IS fair play
Comments (3) - March 23, 2004
Steady leadership, my.... - March 22, 2004
Where there's smoke.... - March 22, 2004
No, you probably won't notice me, but that's the way I like it - March 22, 2004
An eye for an eye only leaves the whole world blind - March 22, 2004
It's hard to believe that George W. Bush has the balls to run on his "record"
Comments (2) - March 22, 2004
Don't wait too long to answer...something else might explode - March 22, 2004
Well, we could have handled him being a druggie.... - March 22, 2004
Well, I guess you won't be needing that calendar, then?? - March 21, 2004
No, I won't be defending my office pool title this year - March 21, 2004
Remember the Golden Rule: He who has the gold does indeed make the rules - March 21, 2004
No, it's actually much more important....
Comments (1) - March 21, 2004
In cyberspace, mean people still suck
Comments (1) - March 21, 2004
500 monkeys at 500 keyboards still couldn't touch this | TrackBacks (1) - March 21, 2004
$#@& the friendly skies.... - March 21, 2004
In short, it's been an almost total failure - March 20, 2004
Who would Jesus bomb?
Comments (1) - March 20, 2004
Perhaps Josef Goebbels was onto something....
Comments (5) - March 20, 2004
A valid question, no? - March 20, 2004
Well, I suppose it beats illicit sex and recreational drugs, eh?? - March 20, 2004
If we couldn't laugh, we'd be crying | TrackBacks (1) - March 20, 2004
And she'd be a member of Bush's foreign policy team - March 19, 2004
Greetings from Hell. You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
Comments (6) - March 19, 2004
Once you steal one election, it becomes habit-forming
Comments (3) - March 19, 2004
Just stay the hell away from the petting zoo.... - March 19, 2004
Umm...is there supposed to be blond hair in my breakfast sausage??? - March 19, 2004
Well, MY father use to hunt grouse with hand grenades - March 18, 2004
It says here it's a man's world. I wonder sometimes if that's such a good thing....
Comments (1) - March 18, 2004
Where does a 300-lb gator go?? Pretty much wherever it wants. - March 18, 2004
Time was that this sort of behavior earned you a trip to the principal - March 18, 2004
It's only rock & roll, but I like it...? - March 18, 2004
Not exactly the moral equivalent of John Kerry's service, eh?? - March 18, 2004
He really was born with a silver spoon in his mouth - March 17, 2004
And you won't even notice
Comments (1) - March 17, 2004
So when, exactly, is a debt finally paid?
Comments (8) - March 17, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (3) - March 17, 2004
Are you now, or have you ever been a member of the...ah, fuhgeddaboudit.... - March 17, 2004
What else are you going to do on a rainy morning?? - March 17, 2004
Hey, we got it all wrong.... - March 16, 2004
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us - March 16, 2004
Why some people shouldn't be allowed a copy of Photoshop
Comments (1) - March 16, 2004
Hey, come on now...if it were important, it would be in "People" magazine.... - March 16, 2004
Whatever it take, y'all...whatever it takes.... - March 16, 2004
Never underestimate the power of the Internet (or someone with Photoshop) - March 16, 2004
What if we elected a Governor and got the Invisible Man? - March 16, 2004
And the point would be...to prove you're a complete dickweed??
Comments (1) - March 16, 2004
It wouldn't hurt if it weren't true - March 15, 2004
Truth is relative, and you know how you can't pick your relatives, eh?? - March 15, 2004
Hey, I'm Presidentiary!
Comments (2) - March 15, 2004
Or we could just call it International Piss Off A Vegan Day
Comments (1) - March 15, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (2) - March 15, 2004
This is to Christianity what Hitler was to race relations
Comments (1) - March 15, 2004
A TPRS Public Service....
Comments (1) - March 15, 2004
Whatever it takes to maintain power.... - March 14, 2004
Time well-spent on a rainy Sunday morning
Comments (1) - March 14, 2004
Wait; wasn't the world supposed to come to an end or something??
Comments (6) - March 14, 2004
Turnabout is fair play, no??
Comments (1) - March 14, 2004
'Tis better to be thought a fool than to be Tom DeLay and remove all doubt
Comments (2) - March 14, 2004
Don't we deserve better than this in a President?
Comments (1) - March 14, 2004
It looks as if Einar has already learned this lesson
Comments (1) - March 14, 2004
Maybe he foresaw George W. Bush? - March 14, 2004
Separated at birth? - March 13, 2004
Muhammad Horton?? - March 13, 2004
Coming soon to a multiplex near you - March 13, 2004
It's the little things, and you never know it until they're gone
Comments (1) - March 13, 2004
It's a typical Saturday morning. Jack has little of any value to say, so he makes up for it by posting cheap, gratuitous pictures of his cats. - March 13, 2004
Must rape and obscenity also be politicized?
Comments (1) - March 13, 2004
It's not easy being King of the World
Comments (1) - March 13, 2004
Who says money doesn't grease political skids? - March 12, 2004
If you start walking now, you might be home by, oh, the year 3216 - March 12, 2004
There is only so much a poor writer can do, no?
Comments (6)| TrackBacks (5) - March 12, 2004
And the clueless and mean-spirited will always be among us
Comments (4)| TrackBacks (2) - March 12, 2004
Enforcers, policemen...whatever you call them, they're still thugs
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (6) - March 12, 2004
Get over yourselves and your feigned outrage
Comments (11) - March 12, 2004
Texan living in Madrid: 'This is Spain's 9-11'
Comments (1) - March 11, 2004
Your tax dollars at work
Comments (1) - March 11, 2004
This will become an issue only when "body count" appears in the box scores
Comments (6)| TrackBacks (1) - March 11, 2004
Well, it is less demanding than the Gandhi Bread & Water Diet - March 11, 2004
Mommy, what is that woman doing on her knees?
Comments (3)| TrackBacks (1) - March 11, 2004
Definitive proof that the Internet really IS a vast wasteland
Comments (3) - March 11, 2004
Indeed.... - March 10, 2004
Now I'm all confused....
Comments (3) - March 10, 2004
Yeah, but at least there are no mosquitoes within a 40-mile radius
Comments (5) - March 10, 2004
All they export are cold fronts and hockey players, anyway
Comments (3) - March 10, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (4) - March 10, 2004
Yet another reason to vote Bush out of office
Comments (1) - March 10, 2004
Evil is still evil, lesser or not
Comments (1) - March 9, 2004
Your daily moment of Zen
Comments (2) - March 9, 2004
The "United" States of America? I wonder sometimes....
Comments (3) - March 9, 2004
I'll be they never had to worry about this at Southfork - March 9, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - March 9, 2004
More hilarity from the TPRS poster boy, #2
Comments (5) - March 9, 2004
Desperate times call for desperate measures - March 8, 2004
It must have been early; they still had their clothes on - March 8, 2004
In the end, it's about who calls the shots - March 8, 2004
If you want it done right, sometimes you just gotta do it yourself
Comments (1) - March 8, 2004
P.T. Barnum was right- there really IS one born every minute
Comments (2) - March 8, 2004
It's easier to catch a bowl of shredded tuna
Comments (1) - March 8, 2004
Truth, justice, and anything that will help win an election
Comments (1) - March 7, 2004
At least this morning, all of the planets are aligned - March 7, 2004
Are we really prepared to ruin someone for the "Greater Good"? - March 7, 2004
Keep this up long enough, and we'll be England - March 7, 2004
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us - March 7, 2004
So much for civil rights - March 6, 2004
Coming soon to a multiplex near you.... - March 6, 2004
It's not easy being Austin's Invisible Man - March 6, 2004
Is this sort of thing really necessary?
Comments (3) - March 6, 2004
Why I will miss Howard Dean, #4
Comments (1) - March 6, 2004
No doubt there were any number of volunteers willing to help warm these folks up.... - March 6, 2004
No, I can't see Bill Clinton in a clerical collar, either - March 5, 2004
Any more time and someone might begin asking uncomfortable questions - March 5, 2004
This cannot be allowed to stand
Comments (12) - March 5, 2004
Who says faith needs to be hard? This is America, home of the ecclesiastical shortcut and drive-through theology. - March 5, 2004
How Conservatives View The World
Comments (2) - March 5, 2004
Every male's fantasy gone horribly wrong. - March 5, 2004
Living well can be the best revenge, but beating up on your old employers can be even better - March 5, 2004
Because he was born with a silver foot in his mouth.... - March 4, 2004
Is dismantling a mediocre team even newsworthy? - March 4, 2004
So much for higher education - March 4, 2004
This is a start, but the heavy lifting needs to be done at home
Comments (3) - March 4, 2004
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us - March 4, 2004
At least rats and cockroaches scatter when you turn on the lights
Comments (3) - March 4, 2004
Fine. Be that way. I'll just order two large fries and get the same effect.
Comments (1) - March 4, 2004
Because it's easier to oppress someone than deal with the real problems plaguing our country
Comments (1) - March 3, 2004
Um...you couldn't have just gone to see a doctor?? - March 3, 2004
Sometimes, you really can't solve all problems
Comments (5) - March 3, 2004
Do these guys work for Halliburton??
Comments (1) - March 3, 2004
Hate is not a family value, but it sure seems to be a political one
Comments (1) - March 3, 2004
Wait; isn't a college education supposed to broaden your horizons??
Comments (4) - March 3, 2004
You'd think her arms would have been tired, eh?
Comments (1) - March 3, 2004
Welcome to this week's episode of "When Hypocrites Attack" - March 2, 2004
What's worse is that's he's a snivelling little rat-faced git
Comments (2) - March 2, 2004
So much for using your imagination
Comments (1) - March 2, 2004
Is it news or is it a commercial? Or is there even a difference?
Comments (1) - March 2, 2004
What WOULD Jesus Do??
Comments (4) - March 2, 2004
Can y'all not see what George W. Bush is trying to take from you?? - March 2, 2004
A legitimate attempt to right a wrong, or another poorly-veiled attempt to nibble away at reproductive rights?
Comments (5) - March 2, 2004
Too late; my laptop's already been initiated
Comments (3) - March 1, 2004
Putting your money where your mouth is (no pun intended) - March 1, 2004
All we need is an aircraft carrier for these things to land on.... - March 1, 2004
Time for a little creative problem solving
Comments (1) - March 1, 2004
Yeah, winter can be a real b***h here sometimes - March 1, 2004
This is why golf, beer, and morons don't mix - March 1, 2004
Hey, it's a start.... | TrackBacks (1)