February 2004 Archives
- February 29, 2004
Welcome to the Tyrant Hall of Shame - February 29, 2004
Whatever it takes, #3.... - February 29, 2004
When do we stop looking backward and try to make today's world a better place?
Comments (8)| TrackBacks (6) - February 29, 2004
If this wasn't an election year, it would be called "pandering" - February 29, 2004
You were expecting Club Med??
Comments (2) - February 29, 2004
Paying the price for the lies and deception - February 29, 2004
Damn...they're on to us, y'all....
Comments (3) - February 29, 2004
Whatever it takes, my man; whatever it takes.... - February 28, 2004
Uh.... - February 28, 2004
And the narrow-minded shall always be among us
Comments (5) - February 28, 2004
And they'll all be available in the lobby at intermission
Comments (1) - February 28, 2004
We'll believe this one when we see him
Comments (1) - February 28, 2004
Just wait until the rematch - February 28, 2004
ABOVE the law?? Hell, I AM the law - February 28, 2004
It's called pandering, and Bush is the Panderer-in-Chief - February 27, 2004
I'd be insanely jealous- if I still lived in Minnesota - February 27, 2004
Life is good when you can afford good lawyers
Comments (1) - February 27, 2004
Nice try, but the baseball gods aren't big into explosives - February 27, 2004
That ought to get their attention - February 27, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (1) - February 27, 2004
Hope still springs eternal in the Great White North - February 27, 2004
Why I will miss Howard Dean, #89
Comments (1) - February 27, 2004
Just as long as he gets to choose - February 26, 2004
Good Christians don't hide behind their faith - February 26, 2004
Uh...say what??
Comments (1) - February 26, 2004
Yet another (sort of) DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (5) - February 26, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (8) - February 26, 2004
Jackass alert....
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (1) - February 26, 2004
Of course, it depends on where they're registered - February 26, 2004
Lying liars lying their lies - February 25, 2004
I'll believe it when I see it....
Comments (2) - February 25, 2004
My love-hate relationship with technology continues....
Comments (5) - February 25, 2004
Oh, the humanity.... - February 25, 2004
Why I will miss Howard Dean, #32
Comments (4) - February 25, 2004
He's also head of the Unfortunate Pun Subcommittee
Comments (1) - February 24, 2004
We have nothing to fear but...well, pretty much everything
Comments (7) - February 24, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - February 24, 2004
I still think I did just fine, thank you.... - February 24, 2004
For the right price, ketchup can be proven to be a vegetable - February 24, 2004
Heaven forbid people should actually learn to think for themselves
Comments (3) - February 23, 2004
Every now and then, I do manage to learn something - February 23, 2004
Does anyone remember when we used to able to have substantive debates- about real issues??
Comments (3) - February 23, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (2) - February 23, 2004
Wait ten minutes...it'll change - February 23, 2004
Ralph Nader: CEO- Narcissism, Inc.
Comments (7) - February 23, 2004
Well, at least they'll be good at it by November - February 22, 2004
I got a Ph.D. for this?? - February 22, 2004
Let's get it right the first time, shall we??
Comments (7) - February 22, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - February 22, 2004
Hey, c'mon now; if it's on da Internet it must be true.... - February 22, 2004
If it's worth knowing, you'll hear it on SportsCenter - February 22, 2004
Why? Because we clearly have WAY too much time on our hands. - February 22, 2004
Keep looking.... - February 22, 2004
And it only got worse.... - February 21, 2004
OK, so this was an improvement, eh?
Comments (11)| TrackBacks (3) - February 21, 2004
It's a dog-eat-dog world, and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (3) - February 21, 2004
What, really, is the problem here? The feeder of those who are different? The fear that someone might define "family" differently? Or just fear in general?
Comments (12) - February 21, 2004
A little Photoshop goes a long way.... | TrackBacks (3) - February 21, 2004
And then they'll require all riders to douse themselves with rum.... - February 21, 2004
Welcome to Amerika - February 20, 2004
Anyone want to buy a parka?? It's not like I'll be needing it....
Comments (6) - February 20, 2004
Trolls come in all shapes and sizes
Comments (11) - February 20, 2004
Got mullah?
Comments (1) - February 20, 2004
Character assassination: it would help if you actually had an argument to make
Comments (1) - February 20, 2004
Yes, Virginia, there is hope....
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (1) - February 20, 2004
Just wait, y'all...this man will be President some day - February 19, 2004
Is there room on the cake for another candle??
Comments (1) - February 19, 2004
Who says God doesn't speak directly to us??
Comments (1) - February 19, 2004
So when do I get to achieve my dreams?
Comments (2) - February 19, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - February 19, 2004
Yep, we got unresolved issues up to the bitter end
Comments (1) - February 19, 2004
Whatever it takes, #2.... - February 19, 2004
So, you're wondering how George W. Bush will steal this election?
Comments (2) - February 18, 2004
Proud to serve
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (1) - February 18, 2004
Repeat after me: "It's only a movie...."
Comments (4) - February 18, 2004
Separation of Church and State: It's more than just a good idea; it's enshrined in the Constitution
Comments (8) - February 18, 2004
If only Jesus could skate
Comments (2) - February 18, 2004
Just in case you were wondering
Comments (1) - February 18, 2004
Google logos we'd like to see - February 18, 2004
The passage of time does not negate the gravity of the crime
Comments (1) - February 17, 2004
Hey kids!! Now you can build your very own Air Force!!
Comments (3) - February 17, 2004
Lifetime employment? Udamnbetcha....
Comments (2) - February 17, 2004
So who is really in the pocket of special interests?
Comments (1) - February 17, 2004
And this, kids, is why they play the game - February 17, 2004
Making hockey a better game??
Comments (2) - February 17, 2004
Whatever it takes.... - February 17, 2004
OK, enough already; can we get on to something that actually matters?? - February 16, 2004
The ultimate goal
Comments (9) - February 16, 2004
And I thought Democrats were supposed to be the "Tax & Spenders"??
Comments (1) - February 16, 2004
What is it about hyperglandular men in short pants?
Comments (3) - February 16, 2004
The road more travelled - February 16, 2004
What if the world really was like junior high school? - February 16, 2004
Who needs Barbie?
Comments (1) - February 16, 2004
What part of "everything" do you not understand? - February 15, 2004
Mission Accomplished? Yeah, right....
Comments (6)| TrackBacks (2) - February 15, 2004
Gentleman, start your slander....
Comments (8) - February 15, 2004
Valentines Day- Texas Style
Comments (1) - February 15, 2004
Well, what else are you going to do with a '59 Buick?? - February 15, 2004
You can't hide the truth - February 14, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (2) - February 14, 2004
And now the truly hard work begins
Comments (5) - February 14, 2004
And it only gets worse - February 14, 2004
Bad taste! Less filling!! - February 14, 2004
If it's good for the goose.... - February 13, 2004
Constitution? What Constitution?? - February 13, 2004
Rupert Murdoch: Is he or is he not the Black Angel of Death??
Comments (1) - February 13, 2004
Karma can be a real b***h, no?? - February 13, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (5) - February 13, 2004
Well, I suppose it beats being known for having a bad football team - February 13, 2004
This employee is DEFINITELY destined for management
Comments (2) - February 13, 2004
Welcome to the Imperial Presidency
Comments (1) - February 12, 2004
Yeah, this will convince the American electorate to vote Republican, eh?
Comments (5) - February 12, 2004
When good things happen to good people - February 12, 2004
You know he's perceived as a threat when Republicans begin the character assassination - February 12, 2004
Time to make a statement? - February 12, 2004
We can't handle the truth? Says who??
Comments (1) - February 12, 2004
Good thing he's not running for Prime Minister, eh??
Comments (5) - February 12, 2004
I thought Democrats were supposed to be the irresponsible spenders?? - February 11, 2004
Your arteries may be clogged, but at least you'll be thin
Comments (2) - February 11, 2004
Bowing to the inevitable...with class and grace
Comments (5) - February 11, 2004
Don't you just LOVE American ingenuity?
Comments (2) - February 11, 2004
Jimmy Hoffa's body found!! Film @ 11!!
Comments (2) - February 11, 2004
Imagine what the wedding night must have been like.... - February 11, 2004
'Tis better to be thought a fool than to be Pat Robertson - February 10, 2004
Ouch...with friends like this, who needs enemas?
Comments (6) - February 10, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (4)| TrackBacks (1) - February 10, 2004
So long...don't let the door hit you in the @$$ on your way out of town, eh?
Comments (1) - February 10, 2004
Wouldn't it be more fun if Presidents actually had a sense of humor? | TrackBacks (1) - February 10, 2004
Why see the movie when you've aleady read the book??
Comments (5) - February 9, 2004
How about fixing it before it breaks?
Comments (4) - February 9, 2004
Translation, please?? - February 9, 2004
Don't have a cow, man.... | TrackBacks (1) - February 9, 2004
Progress? That depends on who you're talking to, I suppose.... - February 9, 2004
Want to put something fun between your legs? Buy a bicycle. - February 8, 2004
Eleven years later, and I still miss them....
Comments (6) - February 8, 2004
What is really important here? Defeating Bush or assuaging Nader's ego? - February 8, 2004
Any more questions? Ask him yourself.
Comments (2) - February 8, 2004
Of course, it could be just poor leadership, no? - February 8, 2004
Thanks for sharing.... - February 7, 2004
Need a caddy? Hey, I'm not busy.... - February 7, 2004
Despite what y'all may think, this IS progress
Comments (4) - February 7, 2004
Is this man fit to be Commander in Chief??
Comments (3) - February 7, 2004
I'll take this seriously when they start bleating about the real problem
Comments (1) - February 7, 2004
"The State of Hockey"? It's more than just a state of mind. - February 7, 2004
Stop the madness! - February 6, 2004
We found them in a $19/night hotel room in Pasadena.... - February 6, 2004
The truth? Apparently, it's not what it used to be....
Comments (3) - February 6, 2004
This is what happens when you let interns pay the bills
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (1) - February 6, 2004
Hmm...what's an eight-letter word for "hypocritical, judgemental jackass"??
Comments (4) - February 6, 2004
Ah, God works in mysterious ways, doesn't she?
Comments (1) - February 6, 2004
...And then they'll come for the dogs
Comments (3) - February 6, 2004
George Orwell is alive and well and living in Ljubljana - February 6, 2004
Or was it my beer flaming and my homosexuals cold?? - February 5, 2004
Hey, at least she's doing something productive - February 5, 2004
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away....
Comments (2) - February 5, 2004
You need to know - February 5, 2004
It's liked being dragged, kicking and screaming, into the 18th century
Comments (1) - February 5, 2004
Paris Hilton is going to be P!$$&D!!
Comments (1) - February 5, 2004
Too bad it's just misplaced righteous indignation
Comments (2) - February 5, 2004
Now, if it would just stop raining.... - February 5, 2004
And he knows he got away with it
Comments (5) - February 4, 2004
Time for a career transition??
Comments (1) - February 4, 2004
Am I the only one who thinks this is silly?
Comments (6) - February 4, 2004
Gee, whodathunkit??
Comments (7) - February 4, 2004
This debate will never take place in southeast Texas | TrackBacks (1) - February 4, 2004
Hitler...Stalin...Milosevic...Kim Jong-il
Comments (3) - February 4, 2004
File this under "Well, DUHHH!!!".... - February 4, 2004
And the Paris Hilton no longer rents videos, either - February 3, 2004
Like you need one more thing to be terrified of, eh?
Comments (1) - February 3, 2004
So the mystery guest was Janet Jackson's breast??
Comments (-3) - February 3, 2004
This one time, at band camp....
Comments (1) - February 3, 2004
A miscarriage of justice? That would be something of an understatement. - February 3, 2004
Great view, eh?? - February 3, 2004
Compassionate Conservatism? *snicker* - February 2, 2004
Dubya: the early years - February 2, 2004
Hello, real world....
Comments (2) - February 2, 2004
Imitation truly IS the sincerest form of flattery.... - February 2, 2004
Well, a man's got to do something to keep himself entertained, eh?? - February 2, 2004
And this, kids, is why I don't eat red meat.... - February 2, 2004
The truth will always rise to the surface - February 2, 2004
Yeah, but if you have TiVo, it was the breast- er, best- part of the halftime show, eh??
Comments (1) - February 1, 2004
As if I needed another reason - February 1, 2004
Remembering the fallen on a day of celebration - February 1, 2004
Ebony & Ivory - February 1, 2004
Living the American Dream? Hell, yes.... - February 1, 2004
Why Houston will miss the Super Bowl hoopla: Reason #315
Comments (2) - February 1, 2004
Of shell games and strip clubs - February 1, 2004
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