April 2013 Archives
- April 30, 2013
Happy 80th birthday, Willie Nelson - April 30, 2013
Jason Collins: Someday the words "I'm gay" will elicit yawns. That day's a little bit closer. - April 30, 2013
George W. Bush: War is great...from a safe distance, of course - April 30, 2013
The "Texas Miracle": A booming economy kills people while leaving jobs intact - April 30, 2013
The More You Know: A very good reason to pull your pants up - April 29, 2013
Something to consider then next time someone bleats about the "Liberal Media" - April 29, 2013
George W. Bush- Worst President EVER...or just a little misunderstood? - April 29, 2013
Why Texas is a shining example of Right Wing indoctrination and edumication - April 29, 2013
Voting against gun control: Sow the wind, reap the whirlwind - April 29, 2013
"I want a White President in the White House!" Be careful what you wish for.... - April 28, 2013
Dear Islamophobic Christians: Generalizing about religion goes both ways - April 28, 2013
Today in Weapons Grade Stupid: I hate America. Why? Because Bryan Fischer says so. - April 28, 2013
It's what Republican Jesus would do - April 28, 2013
Right Wing Watch: Allowing the Rabid Right to self-satirize since 1783 - April 28, 2013
An excellent reason not to go to church - April 27, 2013
Who says you can't go home again? - April 27, 2013
"You cannot argue with these folks, and the facts will not convince them...." - April 27, 2013
Not the face of the Earth...more like the other end: Mirny, Russia - April 27, 2013
Next, on "News That Will Come As A Shock To No One".... - April 27, 2013
Destroying America? Yeah, it's been done- by a guy with a library named after him. - April 26, 2013
Thank God it's Frida - April 26, 2013
A George Bush Library is like an Adolf Hitler Synagogue - April 26, 2013
Today on "Impeccable, Unassailable, Gun Nut Logic".... - April 26, 2013
Dear Republicans: If you're trying not to be the Stupid Party, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG - April 26, 2013
Bend it like Marilyn Monroe - April 25, 2013
The Texas Miracle: It works because it only kills people, not jobs - April 25, 2013
Today in Weapons Grade Stupid: Better to be thought a fool than to be Stella Tremblay - April 25, 2013
Ok, you have my attention.... - April 25, 2013
Another reason every day is Gun Appreciation Day - April 25, 2013
The real meaning of the 2nd Amendment - April 25, 2013
The Homosexual Agenda: Evidently it's worse than we thought - April 24, 2013
This just in from the WWJD Marathon, TX, bureau: A hole in the space-time continuum - April 24, 2013
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev is innocent: The cult of stupid sinks to new depths - April 24, 2013
Morning in New York City, as seen from the International Space Station - April 24, 2013
Houston Astros: Bush league in shiny new uniforms - April 24, 2013
How technology defeats terrorism - April 24, 2013
Today's nominee for (not exactly) Father of the Year - April 23, 2013
Texas Republicans and hypocrisy: Like peanut butter and jelly - April 23, 2013
Louie Gohmert cements his reputation as the dumbest Congressman - April 23, 2013
The Texas Miracle: Hey, workers can always be replaced - April 23, 2013
GOP: The party of business...except when it's not, which is frequently - April 23, 2013
Guns don't kill people...except when they do - April 22, 2013
Capitalism- making mass murder acceptable since greed was invented - April 22, 2013
Something that should make your Monday suck less - April 22, 2013
Today in Weapons Grade Stupid: I LOVE watching Republicans eat their young - April 22, 2013
When the NRA and felons have the same priorities, something is seriously wrong - April 22, 2013
The first sign of Spring? How about reading topless in Central Park? - April 22, 2013
Paula Deen gets nowhere near my butt...even with this stuff - April 21, 2013
It's what Republican Jesus would believe - April 21, 2013
If there is indeed a place called Hell, it will be full of "Christians" like Tony Perkins - April 21, 2013
A question for the Rabid Religious Right - April 21, 2013
One person's prostitution is another's impressive customer service - April 21, 2013
Drones: No problem, as long as they're killing someone else's children - April 20, 2013
A Boston Friday rush hour unlike any other - April 20, 2013
This is why I refuse to believe in American Exceptionalism - April 20, 2013
Yet another reason to spend four years in Austin - April 20, 2013
Documenting the NRA's descent into Cloudcuckoo Land - April 20, 2013
Remember, it's not "terrorism" when America does it - April 20, 2013
Today in Weapons Grade Stupid - April 19, 2013
Sometimes, even us creative types need a little extra...something - April 19, 2013
Gun control: No easy solution...but can we at least talk about it? - April 19, 2013
Sometimes, I need to remind myself that Da Interwebs really are a vast cesspool - April 19, 2013
Republicans and compassion: Oxymoron alert - April 19, 2013
Another reason every day is Gun Appreciation Day - April 19, 2013
Something you didn't know Coca-Cola could do - April 18, 2013
The Adult ADD Cheer - April 18, 2013
Today in Weapons Grade Stupid - April 18, 2013
Don't Mess With Texas (Ex-wives, that is) - April 18, 2013
The only thing Texas Republicans fear more than North Korea? Democrats?? - April 18, 2013
Republican outreach: You're doing it wrong - April 18, 2013
Another reason every day is Gun Appreciation Day - April 18, 2013
Three very good reasons to rethink the 2nd Amendment - April 17, 2013
A rare photo of the greatest threat America faces - April 17, 2013
Love of country is one thing...but do we need to teach nationalism? - April 17, 2013
Kirk Cameron: Who needs science? Wee has Jesus!!! - April 17, 2013
Republicans and science: As the Cubs are to World Series championships - April 17, 2013
Another reason every day is Gun Appreciation Day - April 17, 2013
A state of the art North Korean road crew - April 16, 2013
So you want to be a writer. Here's Rule #1. - April 16, 2013
Jeff Duncan: Because Rwanda is EXACTLY like America when it comes to ethnic violence - April 16, 2013
Doing the right thing for the right reason...it even happens at Texas A&M - April 16, 2013
It's only a problem when the Black Guy does it - April 16, 2013
Another reason every day is Gun Appreciation Day - April 16, 2013
What's in a name? - April 15, 2013
Politics 101: Always know your surroundings - April 15, 2013
Mrs. Thatcher, your suite at the Scorched Hellscape Sheraton is ready - April 15, 2013
A few more random thoughts concerning Conservative "reality" - April 15, 2013
A Pyongyang Monday morning traffic jam - April 15, 2013
Another reason every day is Gun Appreciation Day - April 15, 2013
Why the GOP will never be the"High IQ" party - April 14, 2013
Ah, so THAT'S why you hit your knees to pray - April 14, 2013
Never underestimate the power of the Religious Right to develop a persecution complex - April 14, 2013
Istanbul at night as seen from the International Space Station - April 14, 2013
This just in: Most American want to guarantee religious freedom...as long as it's Christianity - April 14, 2013
Another reason every day is Gun Appreciation Day - April 14, 2013
The problem with arguing about religion - April 13, 2013
Steve Stockman: Convincing proof there's no minimum IQ requirement to serve in Congress - April 13, 2013
I'll have a BLT...with a crash cart on the side, please.... - April 13, 2013
Barry Smitherman: Doing his best to drag the gun control debate to a new low - April 13, 2013
An honest way to remember Margaret Thatcher - April 13, 2013
Another reason every day is Gun Appreciation Day - April 13, 2013
Yeah, I coulda been somebody.... - April 12, 2013
Thank God it's Frida - April 12, 2013
The war in Iraq: Those who don't know history are condemned to...oh, never mind.... - April 12, 2013
When I'm in the mood for a little self-improvement, I always turn to...Facebook?? - April 12, 2013
A collection of life's little stumbling blocks - April 12, 2013
Another reason every day is Gun Appreciation Day - April 12, 2013
I don't want government telling me what I can't do...except when.... - April 11, 2013
Guns- They're what made America great...right?? - April 11, 2013
Lies, damned lies, and gun nuts - April 11, 2013
Why am I a Liberal? It's simple; we're all in this together. - April 11, 2013
Everything you need to know about modern Conservatives in one sentence - April 11, 2013
Another reason every day is Gun Appreciation Day - April 11, 2013
Margaret Thatcher remembered appropriately - April 10, 2013
Stay strange, my friend - April 10, 2013
Ken Cuccinelli: We must shrink government...so we can squeeze it into your bedroom - April 10, 2013
Mr. LaPierre? You clown car is here. - April 10, 2013
Wayne LaPierre: You can tell a lot about a person by the company he keeps - April 10, 2013
Another reason every day is Gun Appreciation Day - April 10, 2013
When life imitates art...it looks a lot like an episode of "The Simpsons" - April 9, 2013
Margaret Thatcher: Nothing like a whole lot of revisionist history, eh?? - April 9, 2013
It was all good...until the shark realized it was only a one-night stand - April 9, 2013
If guns equal safety and freedom, why aren't we safer and freer? - April 9, 2013
The debate over unions: Now thoroughly Godwinized for your protection - April 9, 2013
Another reason every day is Gun Appreciation Day - April 9, 2013
Memo to Republicans: This is NOT what "small government" is supposed to look like - April 8, 2013
Superior Erections: Because every guy needs a little help now and then - April 8, 2013
A few random thoughts concerning Conservative "reality" - April 8, 2013
It's only "collateral damage" when someone else is burying their child - April 8, 2013
It's a cookie with a creamy filling! No, it's a hair band from the '80s!! - April 8, 2013
Another reason every day is Gun Appreciation Day - April 8, 2013
You know Republicans are becoming WAY too extreme when.... - April 7, 2013
Welcome to Sunday Services at the Church of the Holy Milk Dispenser - April 7, 2013
Mike Huckabee: All that stands between true Christian patriots and Obama's plan to Nazify America - April 7, 2013
Prayer: Not a justification for bigotry - April 7, 2013
Another reason every day is Gun Appreciation Day - April 7, 2013
A much-needed reminder on the separation of Church and State - April 6, 2013
A very disturbing start to Caturday - April 6, 2013
Better to be thought a fool than to be Eric Bolling and...oh, fuhgeddaboudit.... - April 6, 2013
Wait for it...porn contract offers in 4...3...2.... - April 6, 2013
Another reason every day is Gun Appreciation Day - April 6, 2013
One country's criminal behavior is another's "freedom" - April 5, 2013
Thank God it's Frida - April 5, 2013
Louie Gohmert: Proof that there's no minimum IQ requirement for serving in Congress - April 5, 2013
Hey, Republicans...how are those "family values" working our for you?? - April 5, 2013
Another reason every day is Gun Appreciation Day - April 5, 2013
This just might have turned me into a science major - April 4, 2013
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year - April 4, 2013
Making death threats against gun control supporters only proves they're right - April 4, 2013
Man, I can hardly wait for the Big Lebowski bathroom tissue - April 4, 2013
Another reason why every day is Gun Appreciation Day - April 4, 2013
Yes, Virginia...there IS a Republican Paradise - April 3, 2013
Natural selection working overtime in South Africa - April 3, 2013
Evidently, we can only make our children safe by turning our schools into armed camps - April 3, 2013
Remind me again how same-sex marriage is a threat to the sanctity of "normal" marriage? - April 3, 2013
Another reason why every day is Gun Appreciation Day - April 3, 2013
Texas GOP: And a two-tier society is a bad thing because....? - April 2, 2013
Rejected HIV/AIDS education campaign slogans - April 2, 2013
You know you have too much time on your hands in Portland when.... - April 2, 2013
Guns? Constitutionally protected. Vaginas? What?? those things are dangerous! - April 2, 2013
Another reason why every day is Gun Appeciation Day - April 2, 2013
Texas Rally for Gun Sense, South steps at State Capitol in Austin, April 6th at 1pm - April 1, 2013
Hey, gun nuts!! Here's a little something for your listening and dancing pleasure. - April 1, 2013
Egypt bans humor: This explains why Bill Maher was declared persona non grata - April 1, 2013
Debate (n.): An argument based on opposing interpretations of facts...unless you're a gun nut - April 1, 2013
Gun violence: not a cost of doing business to protect our freedom - April 1, 2013
Another reason why every day is Gun Appeciation Day - April 1, 2013
The 2nd Amendment: Because we MUST have the right to topple the U.S. government with AR-15s