January 2004 Archives
- January 31, 2004
This is good- as long as "pork" is a noun and not a verb
Comments (2) - January 31, 2004
Now, if I could just find a way to make a living off of this....
Comments (4) - January 31, 2004
Can anyone REALLY and honestly claim to be surprised? - January 31, 2004
Cream? Sugar? An IPO?? - January 31, 2004
Just as long as someone else is doing the fighting and dying - January 31, 2004
Why not spend that half drinking beer and watching football?? - January 30, 2004
So what are we teaching our children??
Comments (4)| TrackBacks (3) - January 30, 2004
There's one born every minute, eh?? - January 30, 2004
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (1) - January 30, 2004
Well, that settles it, then.... - January 30, 2004
It's God's Will, right?? - January 29, 2004
OW!!! Yeah, whatever....
Comments (1) - January 29, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (7) - January 29, 2004
Damn, I really SHOULD have gone to law school.... | TrackBacks (1) - January 29, 2004
I'm not sure I want to know what makes us tick. I just like it.
Comments (1) - January 29, 2004
Random senseless violence: it's not just for breakfast anymore
Comments (6) - January 29, 2004
Civil rights: you won't miss them until they're gone - January 28, 2004
Stop the madness....
Comments (2) - January 28, 2004
Time to score some points
Comments (1) - January 28, 2004
I suppose life really is simpler if you allow it to be
Comments (3) - January 28, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (3) - January 28, 2004
If it were Rush Limbaugh, he'd be foaming at the mouth - January 28, 2004
Sometimes the jokes almost write themselves, don't they?? - January 28, 2004
I'm surprised he can say this with a straight face - January 27, 2004
The stupid will always be among us, no?? - January 27, 2004
Nope, I won't be digging my car out today, y'all.... - January 27, 2004
We've been down this road before, no? - January 27, 2004
Democracy in action? No, not really. - January 27, 2004
Aren't Democrats supposed to be the fiscally irresponsible ones?? - January 27, 2004
Nice assets....
Comments (1) - January 27, 2004
Yes, Virginia, it's about the money - January 26, 2004
You gotta love a Presidential candidate who knows a forecheck from an ICBM
Comments (2) - January 26, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (2) - January 26, 2004
Tap dancing through a minefield would be easier
Comments (1) - January 26, 2004
Ever wonder what might have happened if Arizona Cardinals wide receiver Nathan Poole hadn't made that catch to beat the Vikings and keep them out of the playoffs?
Comments (2) - January 26, 2004
One planet at a time should be enough - January 25, 2004
Not to rub it in or anything, but...
Comments (3) - January 25, 2004
Notes from a Texas hockey pilgrimage
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (1) - January 25, 2004
Overpaid, unmotivated, underperforming- Go Rangers!!
Comments (1) - January 25, 2004
No, being a Liberal isn't a bad thing, thank you - January 25, 2004
It may be fashionable to hate them, but we might just learn a thing or two from them
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (1) - January 25, 2004
Slashing prices on the backs of their employees - January 24, 2004
Political hacks engaging in political hijinks?? Why, I never.... - January 24, 2004
Lie, damn lies, and referees
Comments (2) - January 24, 2004
There's work to do on the ranch, George - January 23, 2004
The Boo Chronicles (cont.)
Comments (1) - January 22, 2004
Are you a good witch or a bad witch?
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (1) - January 22, 2004
Racist? Or just bad advertising??
Comments (37) - January 22, 2004
Sure, it's funny, but it really isn't
Comments (5) - January 22, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - January 22, 2004
Not exactly a terrific resume, is it??
Comments (1) - January 22, 2004
Crisis? Try being a single mother who has no money to feed her baby.... - January 22, 2004
Maybe nailing them was more fun?? - January 21, 2004
Time to pay for your irresponsibility....
Comments (3) - January 21, 2004
"Put Your Smile On. Company's Coming!"
Comments (2) - January 21, 2004
Well, it's not news, but it's as close as we're likely to get for awhile
Comments (1) - January 21, 2004
Yep...pretty much what I expected. I'm glad I watched the hockey game.... - January 21, 2004
Stoopid really is as stoopid duz
Comments (1) - January 21, 2004
Not exactly "Must See TV"....
Comments (1) - January 21, 2004
Bring it on.... - January 20, 2004
Bill Clinton's not looking so bad anymore, eh??
Comments (1) - January 20, 2004
Do we really need a campaign speech?
Comments (3) - January 20, 2004
Thanks for sharing...well, not really....
Comments (1) - January 20, 2004
The Barbarians are coming....
Comments (1) - January 20, 2004
Repeat after me: "Get over yourself!"
Comments (1) - January 20, 2004
Preaching to the choir - January 20, 2004
Being a True Believer means never having to say that you're sorry - January 19, 2004
If it's a Democrat, it's a crime against nature. If it's a Republican, it's a lifestyle choice.... - January 19, 2004
Stadium envy? Not in this town....
Comments (2) - January 19, 2004
Orwell's "Thought Police" come to life
Comments (3) - January 19, 2004
Orson Gore?? - January 19, 2004
Only $50?? Hey, the line forms at the rear, buddy!! - January 18, 2004
You say "time-waster" like it's a bad thing....
Comments (2) - January 18, 2004
It really was easier when you could any color you wanted- as long as it was black
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (1) - January 18, 2004
500+ dead Americans...and for what??
Comments (6) - January 18, 2004
What if politicians really WERE superheroes?? - January 18, 2004
Too bad it's the same weekend as Baghdad's Shia Car Bomb Festival - January 18, 2004
Given this, why would anyone vote for George W. Bush? - January 17, 2004
Au revoir to a class act - January 17, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - January 17, 2004
We spent HOW much to find this out?? - January 17, 2004
Freaks of the Week - January 17, 2004
There is no right way to do the wrong thing, is there? - January 16, 2004
Why Howard Dean can't win, #403 - January 16, 2004
Well, a man could do worse, I suppose.... | TrackBacks (1) - January 16, 2004
Mine eyes have seen the glory
Comments (3) - January 16, 2004
And while you're at it, feel free to waste my time and insult my intelligence
Comments (2) - January 16, 2004
Being Chinese can have it's advantages, eh? - January 16, 2004
Yeah, a grip on reality is a GOOD thing.... - January 15, 2004
We all need a goal, eh?? - January 15, 2004
Well, somebody's got to live there, right? Just so it isn't me.... - January 15, 2004
So who let him in?? - January 15, 2004
What? You couldn't settle for a trip to Disneyland?? - January 15, 2004
Of course, they still can't feed themselves.... - January 15, 2004
No, the passage of time cannot right a wrong - January 14, 2004
I can hardly wait for the statue
Comments (1) - January 14, 2004
I had no idea that the whining of New Yorkers could be so melodious
Comments (1) - January 14, 2004
Reality is where you find it, I suppose - January 14, 2004
No, but it should be.... - January 14, 2004
Um, not at the moment- but you sure seem the reasonable type.... - January 13, 2004
Sticking it to "the Boss"
Comments (1) - January 13, 2004
...and we're only 30 miles from Reliant Stadium - January 13, 2004
Thoughtful? Homely? Bad hair? Yep, that's me....
Comments (1) - January 13, 2004
Back when we used to be relevant.... - January 13, 2004
Well, at least he didn't have to declare anything - January 13, 2004
No, wait...don't tell me...I've almost got it.... - January 12, 2004
Why Howard Dean can't win, #126 - January 12, 2004
A Pledge to She Who Endures My Myriad Eccentricities
Comments (4)| TrackBacks (1) - January 12, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - January 12, 2004
You can help make a difference - January 12, 2004
Duh...doesn't the Army administer IQ tests anymore?? - January 12, 2004
And people wonder why I had all of my children vicariously - January 11, 2004
Puck the Fackers!!!!
Comments (3) - January 11, 2004
Hell hath no fury like a "True Believer" who feels betrayed
Comments (2) - January 11, 2004
Who says Democrats don't have any sex appeal?? - January 11, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - January 11, 2004
It really WAS a good idea- the Iraqis just didn't roll over - January 11, 2004
Apparently, one man's version of the truth doesn't play well in Cincinnati
Comments (3) - January 11, 2004
Somewhere, Karl Rove is smiling - January 10, 2004
'Tis better to be thought a fool than to be Tom Cruise
Comments (4)| TrackBacks (1) - January 10, 2004
Only True Believers need apply
Comments (2) - January 10, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - January 10, 2004
You are too stupid to be reading this. Please pull ahead.... - January 10, 2004
'Tis better to be thought a fool than to be Ann Coulter
Comments (1) - January 9, 2004
And I still get blown away in the end
Comments (2) - January 9, 2004
With friends like this, who needs enemas?? - January 9, 2004
Why Howard Dean can't win, #83 - January 9, 2004
And this is in preparation to invade Neptune??
Comments (1) - January 9, 2004
Who else would be responsible?
Comments (1) - January 9, 2004
Unelectable? Maybe not quite yet
Comments (1) - January 8, 2004
Why Howard Dean can't win, #37 - January 8, 2004
Someone's got to clean our houses, right?
Comments (5)| TrackBacks (3) - January 8, 2004
Anothter DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - January 8, 2004
Well, THIS will certainly win the Democrats some votes, eh??
Comments (7) - January 8, 2004
Bring it on.... - January 7, 2004
In a perfect world...well, it would be a perfect world
Comments (5) - January 7, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener | TrackBacks (1) - January 7, 2004
It's a great day to be rich, white, and Republican in Texas
Comments (1) - January 7, 2004
...and his proclivity for biting the heads off kittens?? - January 7, 2004
In a heavy South Asian accent, this sounds even stranger than it looks - January 6, 2004
Come on, y'all...surely we can do better than this??
Comments (46)| TrackBacks (24) - January 6, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - January 6, 2004
So Redskins and Indians are OK, then??
Comments (1) - January 6, 2004
It's just a game, right??
Comments (2) - January 5, 2004
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us - January 5, 2004
Time to remove our anteriors from our posteriors?? - January 5, 2004
When, exactly, did God become a Republican?
Comments (1) - January 5, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (2) - January 5, 2004
Another brick in the wall....
Comments (3) - January 5, 2004
How about we fear something that is actually a problem?
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (1) - January 5, 2004
Just as long as someone replaces him - January 4, 2004
It's quite easy, really: terrorists have no fashion sense - January 4, 2004
What?? And give up the pretext of being "Fair & Balanced"?? - January 4, 2004
Why are they there? - January 4, 2004
Of course, I'm not at all certain that this would even qualify as a "terrorist act" - January 4, 2004
He's a child...NOT an hors d'oeuvre - January 3, 2004
Of course, children aren't very tasty raw
Comments (4) - January 3, 2004
OK, y'all; no more deer testicles. We've got all we need, thanks....
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (1) - January 3, 2004
There is a special place in Hell for people like this
Comments (2) - January 3, 2004
...and he's got a small penis.... - January 3, 2004
Yeah, it was a real weenie shrinker out there
Comments (1) - January 3, 2004
Because they all want to be on the press bus - January 2, 2004
Who says there's no such thing as a free ride? - January 2, 2004
Nothing ventured, nothing gained - January 2, 2004
This is true, but you're not the alternative - January 2, 2004
So much for equal rights, eh?
Comments (1) - January 2, 2004
My nominee for Mother of the Year
Comments (1) - January 1, 2004
Why Howard Dean can't win, #1
Comments (1) - January 1, 2004
Happy New Year, y'all....
Comments (1) - January 1, 2004
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - January 1, 2004
Sure, I'll get over it...someday - January 1, 2004
Callin' 'em as we sees 'em.... - January 1, 2004
Any questions??
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