December 2002 Archives
- December 31, 2002
OK, maybe it was paraphrased just a little bit
Comments (1) - December 31, 2002
Worst...f*****g...store...ever....
Comments (6)| TrackBacks (2) - December 31, 2002
Can we fire Jerry, too??
Comments (2) - December 31, 2002
You know you have too much time on your hands when.... - December 31, 2002
Sweet Dreams are Made of This
Comments (2) - December 31, 2002
It's not the flying I hate; it's the security trolls - December 31, 2002
Happy New Year, y'all....
Comments (2) - December 31, 2002
It's not easy being me - December 30, 2002
It's true; a word really IS worth a thousand pictures. - December 30, 2002
A crisis of confidence? Or just too much coffee??
Comments (3) - December 30, 2002
Indeed, what about Chairman Ashcroft?
Comments (2) - December 30, 2002
But you're not going to give it back, are you? - December 30, 2002
And we learned what from our Vietnam experience?
Comments (5) - December 30, 2002
The year that was - December 30, 2002
Human rights? What human rights? | TrackBacks (2) - December 29, 2002
So what else am I going to do during a Packers game?? - December 29, 2002
So who IS crazier?? - December 29, 2002
Unequal justice
Comments (3) - December 29, 2002
Liberals could learn a few things as well
Comments (2) - December 29, 2002
And, once again, I don't even rate an "Honorable Mention" - December 29, 2002
Ask not for whom the bell tolls.... - December 29, 2002
Something to keep in mind for 2004 - December 29, 2002
The Ted Kennedy Rule - December 28, 2002
A helluva way to start your weekend, eh? - December 28, 2002
One can never be too rich or too Republican - December 28, 2002
From the Enron collection - December 28, 2002
Would you like blue eyes or brown?
Comments (3) - December 28, 2002
What's next? Internment camps??
Comments (2) - December 28, 2002
Macroeconomics made (too) simple - December 28, 2002
Now THIS is real suffering - December 28, 2002
Yeah, but he gets three squares a day - December 27, 2002
Am I missing something here??
Comments (3) - December 27, 2002
It's not a bonfire unless you can see it from space
Comments (4) - December 27, 2002
Take a left at the love seat.... - December 27, 2002
Help the generically impaired help themselves - December 27, 2002
A chip off the old block
Comments (2) - December 27, 2002
They want our white women?!? - December 27, 2002
If it wasn't for oil...? - December 27, 2002
When Mexico sneezes, Houston hands it a Kleenex - December 27, 2002
Progress through terrible things - December 26, 2002
Christmas? Just another excuse for pain and suffering. - December 26, 2002
The Opiate of the Masses - December 26, 2002
No, this was not the consensus on my last post
Comments (3) - December 26, 2002
They were the first to endorse Bill Frist
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (1) - December 26, 2002
'Splain this one, willya??
Comments (1) - December 26, 2002
He tried to kill my Daddy! - December 26, 2002
A mother knows her son - December 26, 2002
Shrub and Fundamentalist Islam: Twin Sons of Different Mothers?
Comments (1) - December 26, 2002
OK, so it was 1 in 120,000,000 - December 25, 2002
Christmas Thoughts - December 25, 2002
Talk about being ridden hard and put away wet.... - December 25, 2002
Just as long as they're barefoot - December 24, 2002
I Don't Know Jack?
Comments (2) - December 24, 2002
Merry Christmas to me!! - December 24, 2002
How many shopping days? - December 24, 2002
...And may your favorite fairy visit you on Christmas morning
Comments (8) - December 24, 2002
Machiavelli has nothing on Bob Mueller
Comments (1) - December 24, 2002
It's morning in Amerika - December 24, 2002
Why does the baby keep drinking out of the toilet? - December 24, 2002
Another scene from our Secure Republic - December 23, 2002
And you call this representative democracy?
Comments (3) - December 23, 2002
WWBLD - December 23, 2002
Hello, Clarice.... - December 23, 2002
A lack of humanity isn't a liability if you're blonde and attractive
Comments (5) - December 23, 2002
Steal this adjective! - December 23, 2002
Cats rule. Dogs drool. - December 22, 2002
Let the demonizing begin
Comments (4) - December 22, 2002
Maybe if we put some Prozac in the water....
Comments (1) - December 22, 2002
I think she deserves better
Comments (1) - December 22, 2002
It's not paranoia if you really are being Googled
Comments (3) - December 22, 2002
I'll certainly grant you the #1 choice - December 22, 2002
More Jailblazers...yawn....
Comments (1) - December 22, 2002
If you figure it out, let me know - December 21, 2002
No, please, DON'T make me sing
Comments (1) - December 21, 2002
Answer me this....
Comments (2) - December 21, 2002
Setting a new world record for backpedalling
Comments (2) - December 21, 2002
It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine
Comments (3) - December 21, 2002
I'll go along with the "animal" part - December 21, 2002
Now THIS I can use - December 21, 2002
Greetings from the home of medical marijuana - December 20, 2002
They like me! They like me!! - December 20, 2002
Laughter is still the best medicine
Comments (1) - December 20, 2002
At least I'm not being ignored, eh? - December 20, 2002
And he's lusted in his heart
Comments (1) - December 20, 2002
When the gods want to punish us, they answer our prayers - December 20, 2002
And He hates campaign finance reform
Comments (2) - December 20, 2002
I had no idea it was so easy
Comments (1) - December 20, 2002
It's all about remaining competitive - December 19, 2002
Don't you feel edumicated?
Comments (2) - December 19, 2002
Enough already.... - December 19, 2002
Charity works in wondrous way, eh? - December 19, 2002
How many shopping days until Spring Training? - December 19, 2002
Political careers roasting on an open fire
Comments (8) - December 19, 2002
How badly do we want low gas prices?
Comments (2) - December 19, 2002
...and Republican Majority Leaders?
Comments (1) - December 18, 2002
I love American ingenuity, don't you? - December 18, 2002
What's Arabic for "Jackass"? - December 18, 2002
Help is on the way...finally
Comments (3) - December 18, 2002
WWJD? Probably a burro....
Comments (5) - December 18, 2002
Shouldn't we have figured this out by now? - December 18, 2002
Pets are people, too
Comments (1) - December 17, 2002
It's TRUE!! I'm a... - December 17, 2002
A lousy way to start your week - December 17, 2002
Tax policy for the wealthy and self-involved
Comments (5)| TrackBacks (1) - December 17, 2002
Yeah, well, at least we don't need 12 men to play football - December 17, 2002
Put me in, coach!! - December 17, 2002
Wasn't America founded on unpricipled capitalism? - December 17, 2002
Hopefully, a BIG rock - December 16, 2002
Jackass Alert!!
Comments (1) - December 16, 2002
After all, Jesus votes Republican - December 16, 2002
So what's the rush, eh? - December 16, 2002
Blame Canada? Why bother? - December 16, 2002
Yo, Hugo, catch a clue here, willya?? - December 16, 2002
So why is everyone so shocked at Lott's comments?
Comments (3) - December 16, 2002
And that is why I don't sing - December 15, 2002
Stoopid is as stoopid duz
Comments (3) - December 15, 2002
Taking one for the team - December 15, 2002
No more wooden Indian jokes.... - December 15, 2002
I sense that I'm being used....
Comments (1) - December 15, 2002
Show some love this holiday season... - December 15, 2002
Ho, ho, ho, eh??
Comments (3) - December 15, 2002
When it comes to stupid, size doesn't matter - December 15, 2002
Poor O.J.? Crying me a f*****g river....
Comments (3) - December 15, 2002
What separation of Church and State?
Comments (4) - December 15, 2002
Another step closer to ruling the world - December 15, 2002
If only Ground Zero was Ken Lay's house - December 14, 2002
Another one of life's mysteries - December 14, 2002
Breaking the long arm of the Law
Comments (1) - December 14, 2002
If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck....
Comments (1) - December 14, 2002
Through the Looking Glass
Comments (5) - December 14, 2002
The stuff heroes are made of - December 14, 2002
Bob Whitsitt: Public Enemy #1 - December 14, 2002
They're just a little too needy
Comments (1) - December 13, 2002
The future as we'd like to see it - December 13, 2002
My night as a lab rat
Comments (5) - December 13, 2002
Just when you think the man has no conscience....
Comments (3) - December 13, 2002
Denial is more than a river in Egypt - December 13, 2002
Like the White House is going to pay attention...
Comments (2) - December 13, 2002
Proper hygiene IS crucial during a nuclear attack - December 12, 2002
Maybe it's the "People's Republic" thing
Comments (1) - December 12, 2002
My night as a lab rat
Comments (1) - December 12, 2002
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (1) - December 12, 2002
Duuude, where's my kid?? - December 12, 2002
No, and it's not on the map, either - December 11, 2002
And can you explain the jackhammer in my head??
Comments (2) - December 11, 2002
So much for a White Christmas, eh??
Comments (1) - December 11, 2002
Does this scare the hell out of anyone else??
Comments (8) - December 11, 2002
At least she wasn't asked to demonstrate it's use - December 11, 2002
A case of being defined by the company you keep
Comments (1) - December 11, 2002
I suppose thinking too much can be a bad thing - December 11, 2002
Time for me to be nice to Owen.... - December 10, 2002
Hey, I think we hit a sore spot!
Comments (8) - December 10, 2002
Yes, Virginia, we're in south Texas
Comments (3) - December 10, 2002
They're not called the "Jailblazers" for nothing - December 10, 2002
A graduate of the Dick Armey School of Public Relations - December 10, 2002
One man's moron is another's... - December 9, 2002
A snapshot from our last trip - December 9, 2002
WWJD? Who cares? He doesn't have a license.
Comments (9)| TrackBacks (1) - December 9, 2002
Caution: Independent thinkers need not apply
Comments (3) - December 9, 2002
Gentlemen? Nah, these are the Packers - December 9, 2002
Jeez, guys; get a clue, willya???
Comments (1) - December 9, 2002
And I'm not sure about the rest of you - December 8, 2002
How in the hell did THIS happen??
Comments (1) - December 8, 2002
The day the music died
Comments (4)| TrackBacks (2) - December 8, 2002
Hello, my name is Saddam and I oppress people - December 8, 2002
I suppose travelling really DOES broaden one's horizons - December 8, 2002
Paging Owen Courrèges....
Comments (1) - December 7, 2002
Somebody wanna 'splain this one to me? - December 7, 2002
Time to change uniforms now. Your country awaits. - December 7, 2002
In a down economy, you can't be afraid to try new things, eh? | TrackBacks (1) - December 7, 2002
Enough of politics. Let's drink to happiness!! - December 7, 2002
Walking a mile in someone else's shoes - December 7, 2002
Get over yourselves.... - December 7, 2002
Joe Isuzu for President in '04 - December 7, 2002
From the Department of Clueless, Pompous Asses
Comments (5) - December 6, 2002
Truth really IS stranger than fiction
Comments (3) - December 6, 2002
I needed a quiz to tell me this? - December 6, 2002
Please welcome our next guest: The Migraine Fairy!!
Comments (-2) - December 6, 2002
Nice work if you can get it.... - December 6, 2002
I know..."10 miles, uphill, in the snow, both ways".... - December 6, 2002
A mind is a terrible thing.... - December 5, 2002
Because it needs to be said
Comments (9) - December 5, 2002
An embalmer's best friend
Comments (3) - December 5, 2002
There, but for the grace of God, freeze I - December 5, 2002
It's called a food chain for a reason, you commie!
Comments (5)| TrackBacks (1) - December 5, 2002
And they laughed at Shrub - December 4, 2002
But it was HUGE!! - December 4, 2002
Things could be worse
Comments (2) - December 4, 2002
Man, I can hardly wait for the garage sale. - December 4, 2002
Since when does the state belong in the bedroom?
Comments (3)| TrackBacks (2) - December 4, 2002
OK, kids; repeat after me: "IT'S ONLY A GAME!!"
Comments (1) - December 4, 2002
Did this come just a little bit late? - December 4, 2002
Otherwise I'd never hear from my Nigerian relatives - December 4, 2002
Who wants to be a figurehead? - December 3, 2002
Integrity. Isn't this the way it is supposed to be?
Comments (1) - December 3, 2002
The City of Brotherly Love is a misnomer
Comments (1) - December 3, 2002
Boston Archdiocese = Enron = WorldCom
Comments (1) - December 3, 2002
Vigilantism is not dead; it just moved to Houston
Comments (4) - December 3, 2002
Sometimes, being a good person isn't enough
Comments (1) - December 2, 2002
There is no finish line
Comments (2) - December 2, 2002
Revenge is a dish best served with a light cream sauce
Comments (1) - December 2, 2002
Much ado about nothing?
Comments (4) - December 2, 2002
These aren't your father's North Stars anymore
Comments (4) - December 2, 2002
Tomorrow: The health benefits of Russian Roulette
Comments (5) - December 2, 2002
Black Friday, indeed - December 2, 2002
I didn't think there was enough room to write all that
Comments (2) - December 1, 2002
This post has been brought to you by Philip Morris
Comments (1) - December 1, 2002
Meat = Terrorism?
Comments (4) - December 1, 2002
And just what changes would those be? - December 1, 2002
And perhaps running for office....