June 2006 Archives
- June 30, 2006
That sound you hear is the death rattle of the separation of Church and State
Comments (2) - June 30, 2006
Edgar & Charlie's Excellent Adventure - June 30, 2006
Let the weeping and gnashing of teeth begin
Comments (1) - June 30, 2006
Better to be thought a fool than to be David Brooks and remove all doubt - June 30, 2006
And for dessert, we'll shove bamboo shoots under their fingernails
Comments (2) - June 30, 2006
Replace "Communists" with "Republicans"...and welcome to the New World Order - June 29, 2006
But he's very Presidentiary, don'tcha think?? - June 29, 2006
This should go straight to the Headline Writers Hall of Fame - June 29, 2006
"Would you say that opening a vagina-themed Mexican restaurant has always been a dream of yours?"
Comments (1) - June 29, 2006
OK...remind me again why y'all voted Republican?? - June 29, 2006
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - June 29, 2006
Ya gotta love those odds, eh? - June 29, 2006
Vote Republican, 'cuz it sure beats thinking, eh?? - June 29, 2006
Better to be thought a fool than to be Jerry Falwell and remove all doubt
Comments (3) - June 28, 2006
Honey...you know that second job I've been talking about...?
Comments (1) - June 28, 2006
If you don't like being treated like a second-class citizen, you have a simple choice...quit smoking
Comments (5) - June 28, 2006
This theory also works well with pointless wars - June 28, 2006
...and if Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader said it, well, it must be true....
Comments (2) - June 28, 2006
So much for accountability.... - June 28, 2006
Legitimate questions? Or too many overamped, overcooked, hyperactive imaginations?
Comments (34) - June 28, 2006
Taking care of the truly important things
Comments (1) - June 27, 2006
For God, Country, and Oil
Comments (1) - June 27, 2006
C'mon...don't tell me you're surprised - June 27, 2006
Actually, I could get used to being considered a threat - June 27, 2006
Man, I had NO idea we were responsible...I feel HORRIBLE (not) - June 27, 2006
I can't solve those problems, but I can sure pander to my base, can't I?? - June 27, 2006
Doing the right thing for all the right reasons - June 27, 2006
It's almost July...yep, time to pander to our Conservative base - June 26, 2006
Finally...the real threat exposed - June 26, 2006
It's a question that deserves to be asked...so why isn't it?
Comments (1) - June 26, 2006
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - June 26, 2006
Greetings (hack) from (hack) Paradise - June 26, 2006
Ignorant, self-righteous, xenophobic, and built to stay that way - June 26, 2006
And you think your daily commute sucks.... - June 25, 2006
I get by with a little help from my friends
Comments (4) - June 24, 2006
This would all be funny if it weren't true - June 24, 2006
Let the fun begin
Comments (2) - June 24, 2006
A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier - June 24, 2006
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (3) - June 24, 2006
Greetings from Cloud Cuckoo Land, #2 - June 23, 2006
I'm usually not big on Aggie jokes, but....
Comments (2) - June 23, 2006
Divided loyalties
Comments (2) - June 23, 2006
So, does this make "Godless" the Republican equivalent of "Mein Kampf"
Comments (1) - June 23, 2006
Well, we almost got it right
Comments (3) - June 23, 2006
Can we get a "Hallelujah!" from the congregation?? - June 23, 2006
Time to deal with the real problem facing our great nation - June 23, 2006
Remember, real Americans don't cut and run...but they should be able to admit a mistake - June 23, 2006
The biggest reason why "Spandex" and "Well-fed Chickenhawk" should never appear in the same sentence- EVER - June 23, 2006
Greetings from Cloud Cuckoo Land - June 22, 2006
Taking out the trash...it's about damn time....
Comments (4) - June 22, 2006
Yep, they can't deal honestly with the war in Iraq, but there's plenty of time for this.... - June 22, 2006
Ah, to be rich, White, Conservative...and clueless....
Comments (3) - June 22, 2006
AT&T: When the old rules no longer work for us, we simply change them. Gottaproblemwiddat?? - June 22, 2006
A real American would never question Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader - June 22, 2006
Yeah, but people marry Republicans all the time - June 21, 2006
It's a whole lot easier to sacrifice someone else's children - June 21, 2006
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (1) - June 21, 2006
Nothing like a little information management to keep the sheeple in line - June 21, 2006
Laurel and Hardy go to Iraq - June 21, 2006
Religious freedom? In your dreams....
Comments (1) - June 21, 2006
War without end. Amen.
Comments (1) - June 21, 2006
Ah, those were good times.... - June 20, 2006
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (3) - June 20, 2006
Where do we sign up for a campus tour?? - June 20, 2006
So much for inclusiveness and Christian charity - June 20, 2006
So Don Quixote was a Democrat?
Comments (1) - June 20, 2006
Too good to be true...or the answer to our prayers for 2008? - June 19, 2006
Nothing could be finer than Game Seven in Carolina
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (-1) - June 19, 2006
Conclusive proof that, in our democracy, any despot, panderer, and/or moron can run for office - June 19, 2006
Isn't it about time someone called out the chickenhawks for the cowardly despots they truly are? - June 19, 2006
It's easy to be so cavalier when none of your own children are in harm's way - June 19, 2006
Your son or daughter could be next - June 19, 2006
Jeez...warn a guy, willya??? - June 18, 2006
Happy Fathers Day, y'all.... - June 18, 2006
Stick with me, kid...you'll be just fine
Comments (2) - June 18, 2006
Better to be thought a fool than to be Ann Coulter and remove all doubt
Comments (2) - June 18, 2006
Hypocrite, thou art Republican
Comments (3) - June 18, 2006
Rick Santorum, brave defender of family values and traditional marriage - June 18, 2006
Hey, a girl's gotta eat - June 17, 2006
An argument for the separation of Church and State
Comments (3) - June 17, 2006
It's sure beats the hell out of accepting personal responsibility, eh? - June 17, 2006
Playing the race card has it's privileges - June 17, 2006
You try living on less than $2 a day....
Comments (1) - June 16, 2006
From the "Department of Foregone Conclusions" - June 16, 2006
Great Moments in Pandering (or Panem et Circenses), Chapter 37
Comments (2) - June 16, 2006
Yessirree, nothing says "Most Favored Nation" status like a mobile execution chamber, eh?
Comments (3)| TrackBacks (-2) - June 16, 2006
No, you just cannot make this stuff up....
Comments (1) - June 16, 2006
It sure is easier than actually governing - June 16, 2006
Better to be thought a fool than to be elected to Congress and remove all doubt
Comments (2) - June 15, 2006
Your Social Conservative base is gonna love THIS, eh?
Comments (3) - June 15, 2006
Finally, a porn star, er, Republican everyone can get behind
Comments (1) - June 15, 2006
Real men don't pull out early - June 15, 2006
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - June 15, 2006
We are at war with...aw., fuhgeddaboudit.... - June 15, 2006
...and no respect or dignity - June 14, 2006
That's the best you can do to create a diversion? - June 14, 2006
We all have to die of something...clogged arteries are as good as anything else, eh?
Comments (3) - June 14, 2006
Why can't we just be what we are? - June 14, 2006
Another refugee from Attention Whores 'R' Us - June 14, 2006
It's all about taking care of your base - June 13, 2006
Uh, that reminds me...Robert Byrd just passed Strom Thurmond as the longest-serving Senator - June 13, 2006
Oh, well, that changes everything
Comments (3) - June 13, 2006
So in other words, it's achieved it's desired purpose- tons of free publicity - June 13, 2006
You can expect your problems to be addressed only if you donated large sums of money
Comments (2) - June 13, 2006
How to steal an election while convincing people you won fair and square - June 13, 2006
No wonder they always seem so untroubled - June 12, 2006
It's a bird...it's a plane...no, it's the Iowa Water Schlong!!
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (-1) - June 12, 2006
Happy Hurricane Season! - June 12, 2006
Yes, but can your personal Lord and Savior hit a curve ball? - June 12, 2006
Opposing the war is NOT the same as not supporting our troops - June 12, 2006
Regardless of what you'd like to think, this is Republican orthodoxy
Comments (1) - June 12, 2006
Right; there was a very fine line between the Nazis and the Founding Fathers - June 11, 2006
Be careful what you ask for.... - June 11, 2006
You mean there's an alternative to building a wall?
Comments (1) - June 11, 2006
It's not called "God's Own Party" for no reason, eh? - June 11, 2006
Doing our part to keep out the Evil Brown People
Comments (2) - June 11, 2006
Panderers are as panderers do - June 10, 2006
It's what's for dinner - June 10, 2006
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - June 10, 2006
Uh...I'll have the roast duck with the mango salsa.... - June 10, 2006
If hatred and ignorance didn't sell, she'd find another shtick
Comments (2) - June 10, 2006
Because no matter what happens, Liberals are to blame - June 9, 2006
Ignorance, hatred, and resentment are not components of a reasonable political philosophy
Comments (2) - June 9, 2006
No retreat, baby, no surrender (apologies to Bruce Springsteen) - June 9, 2006
Satan's Child leads the GOP - June 9, 2006
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - June 9, 2006
Man, I can hardly wait until Fred Phelps discovers NASCAR - June 9, 2006
Don't say you weren't warned.... - June 9, 2006
Yummm.... - June 8, 2006
My favorite time of year: Game Two - June 8, 2006
Live and learn...and learn...and learn...and learn....
Comments (7) - June 8, 2006
Perhaps we could donate a few bags to the "family values" crowd? - June 8, 2006
Merry Christmas to me.... - June 8, 2006
Therefore, we are superior to you less-worthy mere mortals, #2 - June 8, 2006
Therefore, we are superior to you less-worthy mere mortals
Comments (1) - June 7, 2006
Don't ask, don't tell.... - June 7, 2006
It couldn't have happened to a nicer demagogue (Epilogue) - June 7, 2006
Normally, pissing into the wind only leaves you wet and smelly - June 7, 2006
This week's sign the Apolcalypse is upon us - June 7, 2006
I guess this means I'm not an American, eh? - June 7, 2006
Because fear,ignorance, and prejudice are perfectly legitimate political tools - June 6, 2006
My favorite time of year: Game One
Comments (2) - June 6, 2006
The Bush Dynasty: Inept, incompetent....and built to stay that way - June 6, 2006
Consider yourself warned
Comments (1) - June 6, 2006
Time for the obligatory "When Hell freezes over...." story, eh?
Comments (5) - June 6, 2006
Isn't it about time to stop taking yourselves so damned seriously?? - June 6, 2006
So, remind me again exactly what your job is?? - June 6, 2006
And nothing works to perpetuate that belief better than narrow bigotry and hatred - June 5, 2006
In Utah, all televisions by law receive only Fox News Channel
Comments (4) - June 5, 2006
Gee, do you think they'll be in the audience for the Decider's speech on the Defense of Marriage Amendment? - June 5, 2006
But it sure will keep a few people from whining about Iraq for awhile - June 5, 2006
NEWS FLASH: California National Guard troops massing on the Mexican border for an invasion of Carlos & Charlies
Comments (4) - June 5, 2006
Another brave defender of the sanctity of traditional marriage
Comments (1) - June 5, 2006
How else are our children going to learn the truth? - June 4, 2006
Sure, you're bigger, but I'm smarter. I'm in front of you, aren't I??
Comments (3) - June 4, 2006
Over the river and through the woods, to granm...oh, never mind....
Comments (2) - June 4, 2006
God is NOT a Republican
Comments (3) - June 4, 2006
An afternoon at Busch Stadium
Comments (1) - June 3, 2006
Trust us, we're Republicans - June 3, 2006
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - June 3, 2006
...and God is a Republican
Comments (1) - June 3, 2006
Greetings from Cloud Cuckoo Land
Comments (2) - June 3, 2006
Apparently, hatred never takes a holiday
Comments (4) - June 2, 2006
It's a bird, it's a plane...no, it's THE DECIDER!!! - June 2, 2006
Land of the free, home of the White, Christian, and Straight....
Comments (3) - June 2, 2006
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - June 2, 2006
Happy Hurricane Season!!
Comments (1) - June 1, 2006
A shot in the arm...or too little too late?
Comments (4) - June 1, 2006
The going rate for a US Senate seat? Apparently, it's $10 million.
Comments (4) - June 1, 2006
How long before we rule the world?
Comments (1) - June 1, 2006
Jerry Falwell's gonna have a coronary....
Comments (1) - June 1, 2006
Do not leave this candidate alone with your children
Comments (1)