April 2011 Archives
- April 30, 2011
Side effects of Republicanism may include feet in mouth, astonishing arrogance, and unjustified self-superiority - April 30, 2011
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year - April 30, 2011
Time to draw a line in the sand, before Trump announces he owns the sand - April 30, 2011
The more things change.... - April 30, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may well and truly be upon us - April 30, 2011
The good news for Rick Perry is that's he's polling better than jock itch - April 29, 2011
When they tell you it's not about race...you know it's all about race - April 29, 2011
It will be a great day when you have to fly to Bulgaria just to smoke a cigarette - April 29, 2011
Wound...meet salt. Or, Adding Insult To Injury For Dummies. - April 29, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may well and truly be upon us - April 29, 2011
Guaranteed to NOT get you laid on the first date...or your money back - April 28, 2011
It's all fun and games when you're questioning someone else's citizenship - April 28, 2011
Our economy circles the drain, and we're talking about...birth certificates? Really?? - April 28, 2011
Introducing the gasoline-free Chevy Birther. It runs on ignorance and blind rage. - April 28, 2011
Brandon, MS 1, Westboro Baptist Church 0 - April 28, 2011
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year - April 27, 2011
Separated at birth? Only their eugenicist knows for sure. - April 27, 2011
Just in case any of y'all were wondering.... - April 27, 2011
A man whose wisdom was ahead of his time - April 27, 2011
It's the end of the world as we know it, and I'm feelin' pretty good - April 27, 2011
Today's evidence that there might just be a God after all.... - April 26, 2011
If it's hypocrisy you're looking for, Lindsey Graham and John McCain have a surplus - April 26, 2011
If your ball comes to rest on an anti-personnel mine, you're entitled to relief no closer to the hole - April 26, 2011
Another argument for how we're digging our graves with our teeth - April 26, 2011
A tax break for yacht owners...because it ain't easy being rich, knowhutimean?? - April 26, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may well and truly be upon us - April 26, 2011
The return of Conservabot 9000 - April 25, 2011
Wanting to create an America for good, God-fearing White Folks isn't racist...is it?? - April 25, 2011
So you wonder why you're still single? Take the test. - April 25, 2011
Today's semi-regular list of lists - April 25, 2011
When a person does it, it's tax-dodging. When a corporation does it, it's protecting shareholder value. - April 25, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may well and truly be upon us - April 25, 2011
This is what happens when we let a city die - April 24, 2011
Who says religion can't be practical? - April 24, 2011
And you wonder why Americans don't respect politicians? - April 24, 2011
Great...now the Baptists are stealing marketing slogans from the Catholic Church - April 24, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may well and truly be upon us - April 24, 2011
What the Last Supper really looked like - April 23, 2011
Happy Caturday: It's Good To Be King - April 23, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may well and truly be upon us - April 23, 2011
No, it's not an oxymoron: reasonable, sensible Tea Party members. Who knew? - April 22, 2011
The Texas Diet: You are what you eat - April 22, 2011
Memo to Jon Kyl: Take your medicine and move on...or risk becoming a running joke - April 22, 2011
Hunting the wily vegans in Brooklyn - April 22, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may well and truly be upon us - April 22, 2011
Because some of us really are more equal than others - April 21, 2011
Conservatives: Billing victims of Conservatism for the bullet used to shoot them - April 21, 2011
The GOP vision of America's future - April 21, 2011
Hatred and religious bigotry- yer doon it rong - April 21, 2011
Today's "WTF?" moment: Don't you think there's a better way to define "trouble"? - April 21, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may well and truly be upon us - April 21, 2011
This is what happens when you let your campaign's domain registration expire - April 20, 2011
"We spend too much money on education...." - April 20, 2011
FL Gov. Rick Scott & Batboy: Separated at birth? Or twin sons of different mothers? - April 20, 2011
Texas: Where God, guns, and (hating) Gays starts early - April 20, 2011
This is why you shouldn't buy your vibrators via mailorder - April 20, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may well and truly be upon us - April 20, 2011
If it can do this for people, just think what it can do for the national debt - April 19, 2011
When does the GOP Presidential field resemble Clown College? - April 19, 2011
Anyone else see a quick and sensible way to solve our debt problem? - April 19, 2011
The real threat facing America.... - April 19, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may well and truly be upon us - April 19, 2011
Why extremism may actually be good for you - April 18, 2011
Of course, in the end it ain't nothin' but a number...right?? - April 18, 2011
Why make things any harder than you have to? - April 18, 2011
You say you just can't shake the feeling that you're being watched? - April 18, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may well and truly be upon us - April 18, 2011
It's serious! It's revolutionary! It's ground-breaking! Did I mention it's serious? - April 17, 2011
Still #notintendedtobeafactualstatement - April 17, 2011
Too big to fail...and evidently too big to pay taxes - April 17, 2011
And you wonder why I miss Texas politics.... - April 17, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may well and truly be upon us - April 17, 2011
So you're wondering how much Republicans value education? - April 16, 2011
We have a wiener!! - April 16, 2011
Today's semi-regular list of lists - April 16, 2011
You say "semantics"; I say it's all about feeling good about oneself - April 16, 2011
Then again, nothing ever happens here in Portland - April 15, 2011
A good night to be a soccer fan in Portland - April 15, 2011
Proof that it ain't easy being a superhero - April 15, 2011
For that kind of money, I want the right to conduct summary executions - April 15, 2011
It's what True American Patriots would do - April 15, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may well and truly be upon us - April 15, 2011
An apology to our Republican friends...and an alternative to politics as usual - April 14, 2011
#notintendedtobeafactualstatement - April 14, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may well and truly be upon us - April 14, 2011
Flying by "moonlight" - April 13, 2011
And to think that this used to be a family show.... - April 13, 2011
Yes, Virginia; there IS a Progressive alternative to Conservative madness - April 13, 2011
I'm not whining; I just happen to believe in truth in advertising (Ch. 2) - April 13, 2011
Yet another reason I miss Texas (not) - April 13, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may well and truly be upon us - April 13, 2011
How we got to where we are - April 12, 2011
Today's Third World America health care tip - April 12, 2011
I'm not whining; I just happen to believe in truth in advertising - April 12, 2011
It turns out there's a very simple way to solve our deficit problem - April 12, 2011
We just found the last person in the world who's never heard of the Internet - April 12, 2011
If we're going to demonize Planned Parenthood, let's at least get the facts straight - April 11, 2011
A cross and a noose: What could POSSIBLY go wrong? - April 11, 2011
Jon Kyl: The patron saint of Mathematical and Factual Relativism - April 11, 2011
Another WWJD public service, in case you were wondering about that egg - April 11, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may well and truly be upon us - April 11, 2011
If you were meant to have health care, you would have been born rich - April 10, 2011
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year - April 10, 2011
Panem et circenses...Or, anyone care to explain this bit of creative financing to me? - April 10, 2011
It's almost too bad the government didn't shut down. This would have been fun. - April 10, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may well and truly be upon us - April 10, 2011
Well, if she can find 7,000+ votes, this oughta be easy.... - April 9, 2011
All Hail The Kittehs!! - April 9, 2011
Isn't it about time we got real about our health care crisis? - April 9, 2011
This is why we're fat. Any questions? - April 9, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may well and truly be upon us - April 9, 2011
They hate us for our freedoms...and our fast food - April 8, 2011
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year - April 8, 2011
Magical thinking + made-up numbers + unicorn hunting = Paul Ryan's budget - April 8, 2011
No, I didn't...but I kinda wish I had ;-) - April 8, 2011
Doing the right thing a bit late...is still doing the right thing - April 8, 2011
The Oregon Legislature: unintentionally making beautiful music - April 7, 2011
So you say you want to make a difference.... - April 7, 2011
Everything you need to know about the dispute over the budget debate - April 7, 2011
If you keep saying, eventually you'll start believing it - April 7, 2011
Sir? I think we just found the soft underbelly. - April 7, 2011
Prosperity...it's just around the corner - April 7, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may well and truly be upon us - April 7, 2011
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year - April 6, 2011
Thanks, but I have a real girlfriend I'm pretty happy with - April 6, 2011
Barack Obama: the ennui candidate for 2012 - April 6, 2011
When love is hate and hate is love - April 6, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may well be upon us - April 6, 2011
GOP 2012: Back to the Stone Age - April 5, 2011
Lunch with Princess.... - April 5, 2011
Today's "WTF??" moment: Hey, it's not like they killed hundreds or anything.... - April 5, 2011
So, you need four more your years to give us "Change We Can Believe In"? - April 5, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may well be upon us - April 5, 2011
Presented without comment...because I got nothin' - April 4, 2011
Today's Conservatism: Can't you just smell the freedom? - April 4, 2011
What Would Jesus Do? He'd order extra garlic and pepperoni. - April 4, 2011
Sure...except that cooking her family (and her dog) is a felony - April 4, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may well be upon us - April 4, 2011
How about we keep in mind who got us into this mess? - April 3, 2011
Evidently, I'm in the wrong line of work - April 3, 2011
Coming soon to a sex offender registry near you - April 3, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may well be upon us - April 3, 2011
The best argument for whiskey you'll read all day - April 2, 2011
Sometimes, a picture really IS worth a thousand words...and then some - April 2, 2011
And now for something completely different.... - April 2, 2011
Presented without comment...because sometimes reality is amusing enough - April 2, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may well be upon us - April 2, 2011
What's next? Debtor's prisons?? - April 1, 2011
Will they stop at nothing?? - April 1, 2011
Is this REALLY what we need to be doing to advance our cause? - April 1, 2011
Won't you please help someone desperately in need? - April 1, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may well be upon us - April 1, 2011
Today is National Kiss A Lumberjack Day