September 2011 Archives
- September 30, 2011
Happy Blasphemy Day!! Party Responsibly...Or Not.... - September 30, 2011
When we all come together, sometimes amazing things can happen - September 30, 2011
Occupy Wall Street: The real threat is the bearded guy wearing a bandana and carrying a sign - September 30, 2011
Only when Americans are free of compassion and selflessness will American truly be free...or not - September 30, 2011
Can you spare some change? If we don't support the oligarchy, who will?? - September 30, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - September 30, 2011
Oh noes!!! Will Teh Gayz come for me, too?? - September 29, 2011
Today's "WTF??" moment": The Boston Red Sox. Need I say more?? - September 29, 2011
Southwest's business model: Discrimination isn't exactly a recipe for success - September 29, 2011
Rick Perry: A profile in leadership, if not intellectual agility - September 29, 2011
Greetings from the set of "Idiocracy" - September 29, 2011
If corporations are people, shouldn't a lethal injection put them out of our suffering? - September 29, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - September 28, 2011
"Save a pretzel for the gas jets!!" - September 28, 2011
Rick Perry's Rx for America: Prayer...because that's all you'll have - September 28, 2011
We come together today to mourn the passing of the Social Contract - September 28, 2011
How is Rick Perry like Chuck Norris? (#3) - September 28, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - September 27, 2011
If it's class warfare, we really should be fighting back - September 27, 2011
Rick Perry: With friends like these, who needs enemas?? - September 27, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - September 27, 2011
A musical interlude to sooth the chattering masses - September 26, 2011
Justice delayed is justice...oh, never mind.... - September 26, 2011
If you ain't cheatin', you ain't tryin'.... - September 26, 2011
Today in stupid boycotts: Charles Bukowski spins furiously in his grave - September 26, 2011
How is Rick Perry like Chuck Norris? (#2) - September 26, 2011
When implacable hatred supplants reason and evidence, you're an NRA member - September 26, 2011
When divorce is just too damned much trouble.... - September 26, 2011
How is it that evil, crazy, and unbalanced all got seats at the table? (#14) - September 25, 2011
Does God have a flan for me?? - September 25, 2011
"Spanky McFarland Could Be Running, And If He Could Beat Obama I'd Vote For Him" - September 25, 2011
How is Rick Perry like Chuck Norris? - September 25, 2011
How is it that evil, crazy, and unbalanced all got seats at the table? (#13) - September 24, 2011
Not your usual Caturday post...and you thought I just make this stuff up?? - September 24, 2011
When you're reduced to complaining about ice cream, can you be called anything but pathetic? - September 24, 2011
Today's autobiographical anatomy lesson - September 24, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - September 24, 2011
No one gets rich alone - September 23, 2011
If I was King, Lewis Black would be Chief Executioner - September 23, 2011
A few random thoughts on a Friday morning - September 23, 2011
If you had deluded yourself into thinking that Republicans actually care about America.... - September 23, 2011
Another success story from rHarmony (Rick Santorum's for-profit dating service) - September 23, 2011
From the Department of Evidently I Was Born Yesterday.... - September 23, 2011
How is it that evil, crazy, and unbalanced all got seats at the table? (#12) - September 22, 2011
Republicans at their mean-spirited and classless best - September 22, 2011
The death penalty: a conversation we really need to have - September 22, 2011
Time was you got a free toaster...now you get a free AK-47 - September 22, 2011
Ignorance is dangerous. Arrogance isn't cool. So why do Republicans embrace both? - September 22, 2011
Today's "WTF?" moment: It's just down the street from Cougar Town - September 22, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - September 22, 2011
Texas politics: You can't fix stupid...or Louie Gohmert - September 21, 2011
It will be a great day when Republicans have to hold a bake sale to finance their lies - September 21, 2011
The sad thing is that we need to celebrate a class of people being granted equal rights - September 21, 2011
If Rick Perry was King.... - September 21, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - September 21, 2011
Gentleman, start your cheap, emotional, uber-patriotic propaganda!! - September 21, 2011
Tone deaf, insensitive...and evidently built to stay that way - September 20, 2011
Welcome to the Republican New World Order - September 20, 2011
In case anyone's interested.... - September 20, 2011
Explaining the Tea Party in a format teabaggers can understand: comics - September 20, 2011
If Ron Paul was King.... - September 20, 2011
Memo to Fred Phelps: Foo you.... ;-) - September 20, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - September 19, 2011
A test most of the American Sheeple would fail - September 19, 2011
It's good to know that standards exist - September 19, 2011
A sequel that probably should have been made - September 19, 2011
Smart people understand that hearing the voice of God usually means they forgot to take their medication - September 19, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - September 18, 2011
Evidently, God really DOES speak to Rick Perry - September 18, 2011
Science is empirical. Right-wing propaganda can't define "empirical." - September 18, 2011
Somethin' tells me yer doon it rong.... - September 18, 2011
How is it that evil, crazy, and unbalanced all got seats at the table? (#11) - September 18, 2011
Sometimes the jokes just write themselves, eh?? - September 17, 2011
The first mistake was assuming that they actually care about anything save their own interests - September 17, 2011
The Top Ten Excuses For Ignoring Unemployment - September 17, 2011
Just in case y'all had forgotten who got us to where we are.... - September 17, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - September 17, 2011
Move along, people...no racism here.... (#2) - September 16, 2011
If I'm overexposed, I must be doing something right - September 16, 2011
Sir Jack valiantly defends the realm from the threat of the R.O.U.S. - September 16, 2011
When a lie become indistinguishable from the truth, you must be a Republican - September 16, 2011
And, because it's Friday, here's a picture of a rhino wearing a leather mask and a ball gag - September 16, 2011
How is it that evil, crazy, and unbalanced all got seats at the table? (#10) - September 16, 2011
Today in Badvertising: Hah!! Made you look, didn't we?? - September 15, 2011
Rick Perry: He sure knows how to create jobs, doesn't he? - September 15, 2011
A question crying out to be asked...and answered - September 15, 2011
The modern-day equivalent of the Know-Nothing Party - September 15, 2011
Now you know why it was called "The Good ol' Days" - September 15, 2011
How is it that evil, crazy, and unbalanced all got seats at the table? (#9) - September 15, 2011
As close as you'll ever get to seeing Sarah Palin naked - September 14, 2011
Why does Eric Cantor hate America? - September 14, 2011
WWJD relationship tip #371: You know it's serious when.... - September 14, 2011
Proof that Conservatives truly care for freedom of (only what agrees with their) speech - September 14, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - September 14, 2011
Tell me how much you miss the Worst President EVER - September 13, 2011
Sometimes when you ask a question, you get answers you'd never expect - September 13, 2011
A chance to recognize what we've done to ourselves...and make a difference - September 13, 2011
Hey, if you want respect, honor, and selflessness, go to an NFL game - September 13, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - September 12, 2011
What do humans, rum, and dolphin sex have in common? I have no idea, either.... - September 12, 2011
On one side, cowardice and fear. On the other, lies and demagoguery. Good luck with that choice. - September 12, 2011
Greed and self-interest is really not it's own reward - September 12, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - September 12, 2011
Well, that would explain the floods in the Northeast - September 11, 2011
Today I defer to those who have something to say, because I've got nothing - September 10, 2011
Evidently, our sense of tragedy (and our grip on reality) is out of whack - September 10, 2011
And now for something completely different.... - September 10, 2011
Those who don't know history are condemned to...oh, never mind.... - September 10, 2011
How is it that evil, crazy, and unbalanced all got seats at the table? (#8) - September 10, 2011
The 9.11 Tenth-Anniversary Badvertising Winners - September 9, 2011
So, do you feel safer since 9.11?? - September 9, 2011
A musical plea for some collective soul-searching - September 9, 2011
Faster, Pussycat!! Faster!! KILL!! KILL!! - September 9, 2011
Fighting "The Man": Same as it ever was - September 9, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - September 9, 2011
I always thought Jesus would be an iPhone guy - September 8, 2011
Casual hookups: It's What Jesus Would Do - September 8, 2011
Today's Facepalm Award winner: Ashley McDowell - September 8, 2011
This is why the dinosaurs died: The Postal Service's very public death throes - September 8, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - September 8, 2011
I flaunt the accepted norms of civilized society...and I vote!! - September 7, 2011
Every journey begins with a single (baby) step - September 7, 2011
Today, the Senate...tomorrow, Teh Gayz achieve total world domination - September 7, 2011
A recurring (and somewhat irregular) homage to my hometown - September 7, 2011
Don'tcha just LOVE watching Republicans eat their young? - September 7, 2011
How is it that evil, crazy, and unbalanced all got seats at the table? (#7) - September 6, 2011
Debbie Wasserman-Schultz 1, Gretchen Carlson 0...and it wasn't that close - September 6, 2011
Every action has an equal and opposite (occasionally unfortunate) reaction. - September 6, 2011
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good people to do nothing - September 6, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - September 6, 2011
"Mr. President, what the Hell is going on in the White House??" - September 5, 2011
Or, as we in the trade like to call them, "Clown Suits" - September 5, 2011
Being a Republican means never having to say your sorry...or be held accountable for war crimes - September 5, 2011
The latest communique from the Department of the Self-Evident - September 5, 2011
A disappointing soliticitation from a disappointing President - September 5, 2011
Another question I don't have an answer for - September 5, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - September 4, 2011
And you think it's easy being a Senator and trying to get by on $174,000 a year?? - September 4, 2011
Meet the 2012 Christocrat standard bearer: "Like Bush only without the brains" - September 4, 2011
Get government off our backs...unless we need to be rescued - September 4, 2011
How is it that evil, crazy, and unbalanced all got seats at the table? (#6) - September 4, 2011
Rick Perry: Putting America back to work. Or not. - September 3, 2011
Ten years later...and hopefully a little bit wiser - September 3, 2011
Greetings from Oregon: Even the bigots are stranger here - September 3, 2011
How can we prevail? How about by screaming and engaging in personal insults? Yeah, that's the ticket. - September 3, 2011
I can't predict the future, but if it involves a villa in Tuscany...well, that would be a good thing. - September 3, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - September 2, 2011
Yet another reason I miss Houston.... - September 2, 2011
A recurring (and somewhat irregular) homage to my hometown - September 2, 2011
Remember when antitrust laws actually used to be enforced? I don't, either. - September 2, 2011
In a perfect world, we'd be celebrating this - September 2, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - September 2, 2011
If you don't pay attention, this is what we could end up with - September 1, 2011
It doesn't suck to be Jack...but it ain't always easy - September 1, 2011
Sometimes you feel like a radish.... - September 1, 2011
Memo to Republicans: Denying reality doesn't make it any less real - September 1, 2011
How is it that evil, crazy, and unbalanced all got seats at the table? (#5) - September 1, 2011
We LOVE a man in a uniform: Full cavity search edition