Recently in The war against terrorism Category
- April 19, 2012
How many of us HAVEN'T thought about stripping at a TSA checkpoint? - April 6, 2012
Security Theater 2012: "Protecting" us from threats only the TSA has the power to see - March 8, 2012
Today on "Security Theater of the Absurd".... - February 22, 2012
You know you're dealing with a terrorist when...they pay cash for their latte - January 14, 2012
This just in: Marines piss on Taliban...and Americans lose sight of the real outrage - December 19, 2011
The last vehicle departs a war we shouldn't have been fighting in the first place - October 25, 2011
Mission (not exactly) Accomplished - October 22, 2011
A tyrant's dead. So what? Remember, people...Job One is making sure this President fails. - September 19, 2011
A test most of the American Sheeple would fail - September 10, 2011
The 9.11 Tenth-Anniversary Badvertising Winners - September 9, 2011
So, do you feel safer since 9.11?? - August 31, 2011
Funny thing how God always seems to agree with the Dominionist zealots, isn't it? - August 19, 2011
Since when are soldiers considered expendable commodities? Oh, right...since the Bush wars.... - July 27, 2011
A lesson we could stand to learn - June 19, 2011
Vote Republican: 'Cuz it's all about freedom, don'tchaknow? - May 24, 2011
The elite US Army Clown College, 2011 - May 16, 2011
Something to think about after we finish with the chest-thumping - May 16, 2011
Why won't Obama release Osama's porn collection? What is he hiding?? - May 14, 2011
Next week, we'll learn about Osama's collection of blow-up sex dolls.... - May 11, 2011
And you thought he was all about jihad - May 10, 2011
We got Osama!! Yay!! Now what?? - May 10, 2011
An opportunity for chest-thumping, apropos of nothing - May 6, 2011
Time for a (tasteful, understated) celebration - May 6, 2011
'I bet Bin Laden regrets allowing his iPhone app to "use his current location"' - December 20, 2010
Making lemonade after your lemons have been groped - December 17, 2010
In case you were wondering how to avoid a terrorist attack - December 13, 2010
You know the terrorists have won when.... - December 7, 2010
Another good reason to get out of Afghanistan - December 4, 2010
It was on da Interwebs...so it MUST be true - December 3, 2010
Remember, it's about defeating the Evildoers - November 30, 2010
Verily, but we're a nation of over-compliant sheep - November 28, 2010
Floating blissfully down the River Denial - November 27, 2010
May your holiday season be a happy (but not explosive) one - November 24, 2010
Yet another celebration of the TSA keeping us safe from the Evildoers - November 23, 2010
Today's not exactly comforting TSA news.... - November 23, 2010
When Security Theater becomes the stuff of parody, we have a problem
Comments (1) - November 23, 2010
Is that a bomb in your shorts...or are you just glad to see me?? - November 22, 2010
It might be funny if it wasn't so insulting
Comments (1) - November 21, 2010
It would be so much easier if we just summarily executed them - November 19, 2010
Somewhere warm and breezy, Eugene Ionesco is smiling - November 19, 2010
Security Theater of the Absurd, Act II - November 19, 2010
How is the new TSA patdown procedure like bad porn? Here's your answer.... - November 18, 2010
A celebration of the TSA keeping us safe from the Evildoers - October 27, 2010
Beware of Muslims who love iced summer drinks - October 25, 2010
What the fabulous America-haters are wearing these days.... - September 24, 2010
So, how's that whole "Global War on Terror" thing working for you? - September 13, 2010
Ignorance of reality does not negate said reality - September 1, 2010
Not unless the Taliban has a navy - August 30, 2010
Meanwhile, more young Americans continue to return home in flag-draped boxes - August 5, 2010
That's right...not all terrorists are swarthy Brown People - June 10, 2010
Is it any wonder why we're not universally loved? - June 4, 2010
No, he wasn't perfect. Just forgiven. And a war criminal. - May 8, 2010
We can only hope that we learn the lessons of Times Square - April 7, 2010
Something to think about before you buy that Hummer - April 6, 2010
This is what a civilized nation committing murder looks like
Comments (3) - January 17, 2010
More than we probably need to see.... - January 3, 2010
So we provide them with yet another reason to hate America? - December 2, 2009
How many more? - October 8, 2009
The plan to defeat al Qaeda? Clog their arteries. - April 23, 2009
Congratulations, America; you have only yourself to blame for this - December 17, 2008
Vice President Torquemada to rule of law: "(&^% you!!" - September 6, 2008
Heroism comes home
Comments (1) - September 5, 2008
Rank hypocrisy? Check. Exploiting our national pain for political purposes? Check. Willingness to employ whatever propaganda they deem necessary and sufficient? Check. - August 25, 2008
When we do it, it's free speech. When you do it, it's America-hating, anti-democratic coddling of terrorist sympathizers. - July 10, 2008
Disclaimer: war can be hazardous to your health...and the truth can be hazardous to your career - June 25, 2008
And they'll be at least as successful at capturing Osama bin-Laden - June 17, 2008
Mom & Dad went to Guantanamo Bay, and all I got was this lousy (&^%$#@ t-shirt
Comments (1) - June 16, 2008
No, it's not Hell...but no doubt you can see it from there
Comments (-1) - June 13, 2008
Look, if she weren't some sort of America-hatin' Librul, she'd have valid ID - June 9, 2008
So how long before the cavity searches? - April 8, 2008
In memoriam...and no, I couldn't do it with a straight face, either - March 21, 2008
Verily, only John McCain can save us now....
Comments (1) - February 13, 2008
Propaganda? Or is someone just develping a taste for red herring? - December 28, 2007
The definition of courage
Comments (1) - October 5, 2007
So tell me again that the terrorists haven't already won
Comments (1) - September 11, 2007
So 9.11 wasn't quite the trip to Paradise they might have expected?? - August 16, 2007
Isn't it about time that the pain was shared? - July 10, 2007
How far do we have to travel down this slippery slope before we realize we can't go back?
Comments (10) - April 26, 2007
Mr. Gorbachev, tear down that wall!! Uh, wait.... - April 2, 2007
Uh...there's another choice??
Comments (2) - February 3, 2007
And the winners of a one-way trip to Club Gitmo are.... - February 3, 2007
If you can't find terrorists, you can always create your own. It certainly worked in Iraq. - December 13, 2006
'Cuz you never know when one of those things will explode, eh?
Comments (1) - December 12, 2006
We love our troops...it's just too bad our government doesn't
Comments (3) - December 9, 2006
The latest terrorist weapon: the burrito?? - December 7, 2006
Burn the witch.... - December 5, 2006
Ah...so that's what they mean by "victory in Iraq".... - December 3, 2006
Next stop: strip searches and cavity searches - November 2, 2006
Your tax dollars at work...OK, not really....
Comments (2) - October 12, 2006
Mission Accomplished?
Comments (1) - October 11, 2006
Greetings from Baghdad: another day, another senseless murder - September 29, 2006
They would NEVER do that...would they??
Comments (6) - September 17, 2006
Everybody panic....
Comments (3) - September 11, 2006
The fog of war shouldn't obscure the truth - September 6, 2006
I want to believe...but I just can't
Comments (18)| TrackBacks (-1) - August 31, 2006
'Cuz you never know when a fraternity prank will involve hijacking an airplane
Comments (1) - August 31, 2006
A real American would shut up and take it like a man - August 30, 2006
If Republicans can have Fox News Channel....
Comments (1) - August 28, 2006
Well, it's not our fault they're Muslim, is it?? - August 26, 2006
Fighting for life, liberty...and the pursuit of gay porn? - August 21, 2006
This week in Hate - August 14, 2006
Our brave and diligent TSA identifies a threat to airline security
Comments (2) - August 14, 2006
We can't keep it, because it might explode...but the homeless can use it because it won't...??
Comments (5) - August 12, 2006
We may die, but we'll look good doing it - August 7, 2006
A record no reasonable person would want - August 5, 2006
Evidence of widespread death and destruction in Beirut...uh, wait....
Comments (6) - August 5, 2006
Nice double standard, eh?
Comments (3) - August 1, 2006
And you think your jobs sucks.... - July 30, 2006
War doesn't determine who's right...only who's left
Comments (8) - July 24, 2006
Can we lose the hypocrisy and face reality?
Comments (7) - July 24, 2006
Yep, just another day in Paradise - July 14, 2006
Same as it ever was....
Comments (1) - July 14, 2006
Sometimes, you've got to stop turning the other cheek
Comments (1) - July 12, 2006
'Cuz you never know when Jasper will have an underwater tunnel
Comments (1) - July 3, 2006
Another senseless death for Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader
Comments (5) - July 2, 2006
The "Ugly American" makes an ugly return - June 28, 2006
So much for accountability.... - June 26, 2006
It's a question that deserves to be asked...so why isn't it?
Comments (1) - June 21, 2006
War without end. Amen.
Comments (1) - June 15, 2006
Real men don't pull out early - June 12, 2006
Opposing the war is NOT the same as not supporting our troops - June 10, 2006
Uh...I'll have the roast duck with the mango salsa.... - May 29, 2006
Greetings from our generation's My Lai - May 8, 2006
Pave Paradise, make it a parking lot.... - May 6, 2006
It's tough to be a martyr when you're locked for 23.5 hours a day - May 3, 2006
What does it say when the government is the one telling the tall tales? - April 30, 2006
If you sleep with dogs, don't feign surprise when you're bitten by fleas
Comments (1) - April 15, 2006
Say hello to the Iranian Navy
Comments (1) - April 11, 2006
Who says we haven't contributed something positive to Iraq? - April 9, 2006
Hey, why not? We're right next door.... | TrackBacks (1) - April 7, 2006
Almost five years later and still a raw wound
Comments (1) - April 3, 2006
Recently discovered top-secret US government mobile propaganda labs - March 25, 2006
Nah, we just need a few warm bodies - March 18, 2006
Be afraid...be very afraid...only Our Glorious Leader can save us now - March 4, 2006
But at least we FEEL safer, eh?
Comments (2) - February 23, 2006
I hate to say "I told you so", but....
Comments (3) - February 22, 2006
Hypocritical? Check. Self-serving? Check. Ridiculous in the extreme? Udamnbetcha.... - February 17, 2006
So what else might Enron and al Qaeda have in common?
Comments (1) - February 16, 2006
A human life shouldn't merely be tossed aside when we're done with it - February 5, 2006
If you want respect, act like you deserve it
Comments (3) - January 29, 2006
Power may come from the barrel of a gun, but it's a hell of a way to run a democracy
Comments (1) - January 27, 2006
It's a dessert topping AND a floor wax!! - January 23, 2006
So, we're back to fear-mongering, then?
Comments (1) - January 21, 2006
There once was a man from Nantucket.... - January 20, 2006
So much for happy endings - January 16, 2006
Oops...our bad....
Comments (1) - January 11, 2006
Those who would sacrifice an essential liberty for temporary security deserve neither liberty nor security - January 5, 2006
Even absolute power has it's limits - January 1, 2006
Gee...what a shock.... - December 31, 2005
And what is so wrong with telling the truth?
Comments (3) - December 29, 2005
And you wonder why I so detest Our Glorious Leader....
Comments (2) - December 29, 2005
Welcome to Ground Zero - December 28, 2005
We LOVE democracy, don't we?? - December 23, 2005
Make it a game the whole family can play! You deserve it!! - December 23, 2005
At least there's a bright side, eh?
Comments (1) - December 22, 2005
Since when is it necessary to kill the patient in order to save it?
Comments (1) - December 20, 2005
When is it OK to break the law to keep others from breaking it?
Comments (1) - December 18, 2005
At least he has a plan, eh? - December 17, 2005
A victory in the fight against knee-jerk tyranny
Comments (5) - December 17, 2005
Signs like this don't belong in the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave
Comments (2) - December 14, 2005
So, running for office in Iraq means having to look good in a swimsuit?
Comments (1) - December 13, 2005
So when do we invade?
Comments (1) - December 7, 2005
Won't you help make little Bobby's dream come true?
Comments (1) - December 7, 2005
Land of the free, home of the double standard
Comments (1) - November 25, 2005
That's what you get for creating your own terrorist threat where none had existed
Comments (2) - November 25, 2005
Repeating the Administration's talking point like a mantra doesn't necessarily make them true - November 20, 2005
Ah, ain't propaganda a wondrous thing?
Comments (1) - November 8, 2005
Don't worry; there are plenty more where they came from - November 3, 2005
It's not easy being a member of the oppressing class, is it? - February 15, 2005
Greetings from Hell
Comments (4) - February 9, 2005
It's like deja vu all over again
Comments (2) - February 7, 2005
Why? Well, we've kind of grown accustomed to the random, senseless violence and bloodshed - February 5, 2005
Hey, if you can't have the real thing.... - February 2, 2005
War should not be a profit center - February 2, 2005
There is no God but irony and hubris - February 1, 2005
Mediocrity is it's own reward - January 30, 2005
If only what happened there stayed there
Comments (1) - January 21, 2005
Who are you going to call when they come for you?
Comments (1) - January 16, 2005
When they risk being murdered in a pizzeria, can you blame them for their anger?
Comments (2) - January 16, 2005
Today's forecast in Hell: freezing temperatures
Comments (1) - January 14, 2005
It sure beats the Hell out of taking responsibility for your own sorry state of affairs, eh? - December 29, 2004
There goes the moral high ground we used to occupy
Comments (4) - December 9, 2004
Pave Paradise...make it a parking lot - December 9, 2004
Is that a bomb in your bag, or are you just glad to see me?
Comments (2) - December 7, 2004
War is not always the noble, heroic pursuit it is portrayed as
Comments (2) - December 2, 2004
The wrong war for the wrong reasons
Comments (6) - November 23, 2004
Perhaps it was just a bit TOO obvious - November 20, 2004
So what's Arabic for "Quagmire"??
Comments (5) - November 19, 2004
Playing catch with insurgents in Mosul
Comments (4) - November 19, 2004
Just how stupid do they think we are? Apparently, quite....
Comments (8) - November 18, 2004
Is that a box-cutter in your shorts, or are you just glad to see me??
Comments (5) - November 12, 2004
In the interest of fairness.... - November 10, 2004
It would appear that someone still believes in the rule of law
Comments (4) - November 10, 2004
Iron Chef?? - October 31, 2004
It's OK; it's not like we know any of these people, right?
Comments (8) - October 29, 2004
HE'S BAAAACK.... - October 28, 2004
Happiness is a warm gun - October 16, 2004
Compounding the mistake by refusing to acknowledge it
Comments (4) - October 15, 2004
We have nothing to fear but fear itself...and we're terrified - October 6, 2004
This just in from the "Masters of the Obvious" Department - October 1, 2004
Thank God we were saved from that act of terror - September 29, 2004
You know, this didn't start on 9.11.01
Comments (4) - September 27, 2004
Not exactly "Debbie Does Baghdad", eh? - September 23, 2004
Will someone please tell me what in the hell this is all about?
Comments (4) - September 15, 2004
A preview of things to come on our own shores?
Comments (14) - September 15, 2004
It's much worse than you thought
Comments (2) - September 14, 2004
So much for winning hearts and minds, eh? | TrackBacks (1) - September 11, 2004
What more is there to say? - September 11, 2004
Remembering.... | TrackBacks (2) - August 16, 2004
"Today, we are going to kill Americans." - July 20, 2004
So when do we get to pull down the statue of Khomeini? - June 2, 2004
Coping with the aftermath - May 27, 2004
Another reason to live in fear
Comments (1) - May 26, 2004
Killing the patient in order to save it
Comments (4) - May 23, 2004
WAS it worth it??
Comments (3) - May 22, 2004
Power corrupts, but absolute power is rather enjoyable - May 22, 2004
The genital electrodes were only used on holidays and special occasions - May 18, 2004
Is this what freedom means post-9.11?
Comments (2) - May 13, 2004
Someday I'm really going to have to learn to keep the promises I make to myself
Comments (1) - May 13, 2004
Scratching the surface
Comments (1) - May 3, 2004
Not exactly a Chamber of Commerce picture - April 27, 2004
Paul Bremer's fashion faux pas - April 24, 2004
Putting a face on the coffins | TrackBacks (9) - April 21, 2004
Hey, Ahmed...didja bring the marshmallows?? - April 17, 2004
You know, I've always wanted a Mercedes.... - April 2, 2004
Perhaps it's time to let the inmates run the asylum? - March 22, 2004
An eye for an eye only leaves the whole world blind - February 28, 2004
We'll believe this one when we see him
Comments (1) - February 21, 2004
And then they'll require all riders to douse themselves with rum.... - February 3, 2004
Like you need one more thing to be terrified of, eh?
Comments (1) - January 4, 2004
It's quite easy, really: terrorists have no fashion sense - January 4, 2004
Why are they there? - January 4, 2004
Of course, I'm not at all certain that this would even qualify as a "terrorist act" - December 30, 2003
The real winner is.... - December 29, 2003
Have we learned nothing from Vietnam?
Comments (1) - December 28, 2003
It's OK; they brought doughnuts
Comments (1) - December 26, 2003
Lies, damn lies, and history
Comments (2) - December 14, 2003
He was busted with Pee Wee Herman in a movie theater
Comments (4)| TrackBacks (5) - December 14, 2003
Well, we could just pave it, stripe it, and turn it into a parking lot - December 13, 2003
Something tells me these folks weren't planning to play Liar's Poker
Comments (1) - December 10, 2003
Was he looking out for the safety of his men or heading down a slippery slope towards a war crime?
Comments (9) - December 9, 2003
Thank God for true American heroes like the Secret Service, eh? - December 2, 2003
If they had witnessed terrorists slitting the throat of an American soldier, would they publish that picture? You bet they would.
Comments (5)| TrackBacks (2) - December 1, 2003
Something different.... | TrackBacks (1) - November 8, 2003
Why do the legal research when someone already has?? - September 13, 2003
Don't ask the question, because you're not going to like the answer - September 12, 2003
Think of the most terrible thing imaginable...and you're not even close.
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (2) - September 11, 2003
A tribute in lights
Comments (1) - June 24, 2003
Governor Perry's hair is on high alert
Comments (1) - June 19, 2003
And no one ever left mints on the pillow, either.... - June 18, 2003
Doh!! - June 18, 2003
Beware of swarthy men bearing mullets - June 6, 2003
I'd tell you why, but then I'd have to kill you - June 2, 2003
It's so much easier to just hate America
Comments (2) - May 4, 2003
This is an April Fools joke, right?
Comments (1) - May 1, 2003
And I suppose you have a better idea? - April 29, 2003
You know we've won when they break out the PowerPoint presentation - April 25, 2003
Can we all just relax now? - April 24, 2003
We are fortunate to have people such as this defending our freedom, no?
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (2) - April 22, 2003
Land of the free? Maybe not much longer.... - April 21, 2003
So this is why we went to war?? | TrackBacks (1) - April 21, 2003
Yes, you could be next.... - April 20, 2003
Giving credit where credit is due - April 20, 2003
I suppose gratitude may be the first casualty of war - April 20, 2003
Heroes aren't found in arenas
Comments (6) - April 19, 2003
To the victors go the spoils - April 18, 2003
I now inform you that you are too far from reality, Part Deux - April 18, 2003
I now inform you that you are too far from reality - April 17, 2003
What next? - April 16, 2003
Justice delayed does not mean justice denied
Comments (2) - April 16, 2003
They wouldn't lie to us, would they?? - April 15, 2003
Time to take our show on the road again?
Comments (3) - April 14, 2003
War news, Day 27 - April 14, 2003
Victory- it's already old news - April 14, 2003
'Nuff said - April 11, 2003
War News, Day 24 - April 10, 2003
War News, Day 23 - April 10, 2003
Facing reality
Comments (1) - April 10, 2003
Sure, there's a war on, but there's money to be made! - April 9, 2003
We may not be #1, but at least we're not San Antonio | TrackBacks (1) - April 9, 2003
War news, Day 22 - April 9, 2003
A trip down the rabbit hole, Part Deux - April 8, 2003
A trip down the rabbit hole
Comments (1) - April 7, 2003
Other rumors have the country's name being changed to "Halliburtonia"
Comments (1) - April 7, 2003
War against Iraq, Day 19
Comments (3) - April 6, 2003
What will you do when they come for you? - April 6, 2003
A little war news to start your Sunday morning - April 5, 2003
Thank you, Masters of the Obvious
Comments (2) - April 5, 2003
More war news - April 4, 2003
Yes, but it still doesn't get more hits than "Britney Spears naked" - April 4, 2003
On the road to Baghdad - April 4, 2003
Oh, right; loose lips sink ships
Comments (6) - April 3, 2003
It may not be the end, but you can almost see it from here
Comments (2) - April 3, 2003
Toby Keith would be proud - April 3, 2003
And Peter wasn't very smart about it, either - April 2, 2003
Give 'em what they want, redux - April 2, 2003
Give 'em what they want (Sean-Paul would be proud)
Comments (1) - April 2, 2003
I suppose laughing beats the alternative - April 1, 2003
Rushing to judgement - March 31, 2003
So much for the laws of war
Comments (1) - March 31, 2003
Arrogance in motion - March 31, 2003
Hong Kong today, upstate New York tomorrow - March 30, 2003
A message to our troops - March 30, 2003
Arabs are watching a different war - March 28, 2003
Freedom's just another word for "nothing left to lose"
Comments (1) - March 27, 2003
Is this a place anyone really wants to be? - March 27, 2003
The view from the ground - March 26, 2003
In the eye of the storm - March 26, 2003
Better to be thought a fool....
Comments (3) - March 26, 2003
Addicted to the War Channel - March 25, 2003
Just another day in Paradise - March 25, 2003
Cry me a river, y'all
Comments (1) - March 25, 2003
Straddling the line between news and propaganda?
Comments (3) - March 25, 2003
War is hell, regardless of where it happens to take place - March 25, 2003
Is it anyone wonder no one wants to represent their country? - March 25, 2003
Fair and balanced...or not - March 24, 2003
And I suppose the peace protesters will be all over this?? Not likely.
Comments (2) - March 23, 2003
Now is that a Christian attitude??
Comments (2) - March 23, 2003
Yes, war is brutal, but this is beyond the pale
Comments (3) - March 23, 2003
Gaining an understanding of the enemy
Comments (1) - March 23, 2003
Candygram for Mr. Hussein!?! - March 23, 2003
Liberty takes a trip down the rabbit hole
