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- May 8, 2012
The 2012 Presidential election eloquently summed up in one simple graphic - May 5, 2012
We don't hate gays; we just don't think there's any need to acknowledge their existence - May 4, 2012
And you think it's easy being a mom like Ann Romney? - May 4, 2012
Republican hypocrisy- another reason why we really should let women run the world - May 3, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Everything you need to know the GOP standard-bearer in one picture - May 1, 2012
GOP 2012: Because playing Russian Roulette isn't exactly a recipe for victory - April 30, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: In touch with real Americans...through his call center in Bangalore - April 29, 2012
Remember when Republicans feared interjecting religion into politics?? - April 28, 2012
A preview of the Republican plan for America - April 27, 2012
A message from the past for today's Conservatives - April 26, 2012
Who knew that "Ann Romney" is an anagram of "Marie Antoinette"? - April 26, 2012
When a Liberal does it, it's religious oppression. When a Conservative does it, it's standing up for decency. - April 25, 2012
Normally, I try not to speak ill of the dead. I'll make an exception for Chuck Colson. - April 22, 2012
GOP 2012: If you didn't believe there's a war on women before.... - April 21, 2012
There's clueless. There's mean-spirited. There's intolerant. And then there's Virginia Foxx. - April 21, 2012
GOP 2012: Because the war on women is real...and it's spectacular - April 20, 2012
Because it's Friday, here's a handy guide to Republican-speak - April 19, 2012
Kittens are cute. Mitt Romney? Not so much. - April 19, 2012
GOP 2012: Because compassion really IS Socialism - April 18, 2012
Paul Ryan 2012: Because since when is compassion a Christian value? - April 17, 2012
If I lived in Oklahoma, I'd be worried about the threat from wild turkeys...which is why I don't live in Oklahoma - April 17, 2012
Propaganda 101: How Conservatives successfully flip a legitimate issue into a "scandal" - April 17, 2012
How do we know the President has a secret plan to take away our guns? Because he hasn't taken way our guns yet. - April 16, 2012
If Paul Ryan's budget met Peanuts.... - April 16, 2012
The GOP's war on women: The more they protest, the more you understand it's real - April 16, 2012
How long before Arizona decides that life begins when a woman thinks about sex? - April 15, 2012
When we call the GOP "The Party of NO!!"...there's a very good reason why - April 13, 2012
Today's "How did I miss that?" news - April 13, 2012
GOP 2012: Remember, it's not a war on women if you can accuse Liberals of being behind it - April 13, 2012
The latest offering from WWJD University: PoliSci 101, or "You know you're losing when...." - April 13, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Profiles in mendacity #4 (Or, just what did Dan Savage have on Rick Santorum?)? - April 13, 2012
Manson 2012: The dream candidacy comes to an end - April 12, 2012
Greetings from Michigan: Where democracy is merely a hurdle for Republicans to overcome - April 12, 2012
Allen West: And you thought McCarthyism was dead? - April 11, 2012
Scott Walker: If he's good enough for the Prince of Darkness.... - April 11, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Profiles in mendacity #3 - April 10, 2012
If you want to know just how anti-democratic today's GOP is, look at what they're doing to Michigan - April 9, 2012
Rick Santorum's next career move: Commander of the Sex Police - April 9, 2012
If God had meant for you to be wealthy, you'd have been...born wealthy - April 7, 2012
The GOP stands firmly behind its presumptive nominee...or not - April 7, 2012
And yet Americans keep ordering from the Republican menu - April 6, 2012
Steve King: Bravely protecting this sacred land from evil, anti-American, Jesus-hating vegetarians - April 5, 2012
Remember, it's not a "threat to Liberty" when Republicans do it - April 5, 2012
GOP 2012: Because thinly-veiled Social Darwinism is still Social Darwinism - April 5, 2012
Congratulations, America; you've elected Republicans who're actively disassembling democracy - April 4, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: A man with a plan...to travel back in time and kill Liberal versions of himself - April 4, 2012
Female sexuality: The one thing Republicans fear above all else - April 2, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Profiles in mendacity #2 - April 1, 2012
The GOP healthcare plan: #1- Don't get sick; #2- If you do get sick, please die quickly - March 30, 2012
Rick Santorum 2012: Because you are what you obsess over - March 30, 2012
Hey, kids!! Now you can decipher Republican dog whistle politics!! - March 29, 2012
Universal health care: evidently only available to Conservatives - March 29, 2012
Conservative outrage: Not available to Liberals and women - March 28, 2012
When a Democrats does it, it's the worst sort of Socialist tyranny. When a Republican does it, it's inspired policy. - March 28, 2012
Paul Ryan: Because compassion is for losers and Liberals - March 28, 2012
Ron Paul 2012: Because the truth depends on what kind of crazy you believe in - March 27, 2012
Today's "WTF??" moment: No household pet is safe from Herman Cain - March 27, 2012
Newt Gingrich 2012: When you got nothin', rumor, innuendo, and character assassination are great options - March 27, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Because some things don't go away when you shake your Etch-a-Sketch - March 26, 2012
You know organ donation has its drawbacks when.... - March 26, 2012
Today in Right-wing hypocrisy and cheap, gratuitous anti-Semitism - March 26, 2012
Memo to Republicans: Truth is, stocks performs better when a Democrat's in the White House - March 25, 2012
The most telling example of Right-wing hypocrisy you'll see today - March 25, 2012
The Affordable Health Care Act: "Armageddon" ain't what it used to be - March 23, 2012
"A perfectly lubricated weather vane" - March 23, 2012
Patriots Awake! Take America Back From The Evil, Bloodthirsty, Dissolute Liberals!!! - March 22, 2012
Equality for women? That's so 2011.... - March 21, 2012
Rick Santorum 2012: Because who knew that the REAL threat to America is...wait for it...porn - March 21, 2012
What Republican governance really looks like - March 21, 2012
GOP 2012: Never let facts and truth trump ideology - March 20, 2012
Hitler said that upon taking power he'd eliminate a woman's right to control her body - March 19, 2012
Why the GOP will eventually go the way of the dinosaur - March 19, 2012
Today's communique from the Western Front in the War on Women - March 19, 2012
The war on women: Because middle-aged White men know best when it comes to lady parts - March 19, 2012
GOP 2012: Because America is SO much better when we react instead of think - March 18, 2012
The Republican health care plan: Back to the future - March 16, 2012
If you believe that women, knowledge, unions, and birth control are the enemy, you're a Republican - March 15, 2012
Dick Cheney: It seems Darth Vader is at heart a coward - March 14, 2012
Conservatives: Frequently wrong, but always willing to deflect responsibility for their errors - March 13, 2012
Fox News Channel: We report the Right-wing propaganda. You obey. - March 13, 2012
Too stupid to be allowed to vote? - March 13, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: He's just like you and me...he speaks fluent Redneck - March 12, 2012
The GOP platform in 12 honest- and very accurate- sentences - March 11, 2012
Pot, meet Kettle: Rick Santorum calls Mitt Romney a liar - March 11, 2012
GOP 2012: When crazy and unreasonable drive out good and decent - March 10, 2012
GOP 2012: Of course it's not a war against women...it's a police action - March 10, 2012
Newt Gingrich 2012: Better to be thought a blithering idiot than...oh, never mind.... - March 9, 2012
Sorry, ma'am...I think you have Republicans in your vagina - March 9, 2012
GOP 2012: Because it's not about you - March 9, 2012
Gas prices: time to get a grip on reality, don'tchathink?? - March 8, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Because he's been a "Simpsons" character for 20 years - March 8, 2012
Rush Limbaugh: Hypocrisy and smug arrogance make a damned poor defense - March 7, 2012
Rush Limbaugh: You know you're toast when both Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert ridicule you - March 6, 2012
Rick Santorum 2012: Because Satan would be a VERY good running mate - March 5, 2012
Moderates didn't leave the Republican Party; the Republican Party left the moderates - March 4, 2012
Memo to Conservatives: Condescion and smug arrogance do not a convincing argument make - February 29, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Because "elitist" is an epithet only when directed at Liberals - February 29, 2012
Rick Santorum 2012: A President for the ages- The Dark Ages - February 29, 2012
Trans-vaginal ultrasounds: Or, this is why cockroaches scatter when you turn on the lights - February 28, 2012
(Understandably) Rejected Rick Santorum campaign posters, #43 - February 28, 2012
Rick Santorum 2012: Because pissing off the Dutch is an epic win - February 27, 2012
IS taxpayer money being used to subsidize the orgasms of female government employees? Paging Andrew Breitbart.... - February 27, 2012
Rick Santorum 2012: Sounds like someone has a Google (and a religious bigotry) problem - February 27, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Leading the excited multitudes toward freedom...or not - February 26, 2012
A lesson Franklin Graham should have learned from his father - February 25, 2012
Today's IOKIYAR moment: Voter fraud...It's OK if you're a Republican - February 25, 2012
Memo to Rep. John Sullivan (R-OK): Civility- yer doon it rong - February 25, 2012
President Obama says he's pro-oxygen; Republicans immediately decry his hatred of carbon dioxide - February 25, 2012
Ron Paul 2012: What "small government" is really about - February 24, 2012
The GOP war against women: Protecting sperm receptacles from themselves - February 24, 2012
Our stupid republic: 16 things that really shouldn't part of our public dialogue - February 23, 2012
I'm guessing this is the street Bob McDonnell's office is located on - February 23, 2012
Bob McDonnell 2012: Not just VP, but Chief Executioner for the American Taliban - February 23, 2012
Better to be thought a bigot and a fool than to be Bob Morris and...oh, never mind.... - February 22, 2012
A WWJD Public Service: A portrait of RIck Santorum composed entirely of gay porn - February 22, 2012
After five abortions, you get a free microwave oven - February 22, 2012
Rick Santorum 2012: Because Godwin's Law doesn't apply to Social Conservatives - February 21, 2012
America: Where democracy is alive and well...except in Michigan - February 20, 2012
GOP 2012: You'll get nothing...and you'll like it - February 20, 2012
If (when) America is taken over by the American Taliban.... - February 20, 2012
GOP 2012: For a government so small it can fit in a woman's vagina - February 19, 2012
"Gay Republican" (n.): An inexplicable exercise in self-loathing and self-oppression - February 19, 2012
Rick Santorum 2012: Because Catholicism can be used when convenient and ignored otherwise - February 19, 2012
Rick Santorum 2012: Because he'll be the President of ALL (White, Socially Conservative, and Christian) Americans - February 18, 2012
First, they wanted to feed poor children...then they forced one-world government on us - February 17, 2012
GOP 2012: So, ladies; how's that "small government" thing working out for you? - February 17, 2012
GOP 2012: Because a sausage fest is EXACTLY how we should be parsing women's rights - February 17, 2012
Rick Santorum 2012: Because Bayer aspirin really is a wonderful and inexpensive contraceptive - February 17, 2012
Better to be thought an intolerant fool than to be Eric Bolling and...oh, never mind.... - February 16, 2012
Rick Santorum 2012: It's contagious!! - February 16, 2012
Rick Santorum 2012: If God wanted you to have human rights, you'd have been born Republican - February 15, 2012
Orrin Hatch: Not intended to be a factual Conservative - February 15, 2012
You know you're a Republican when...partisanship seems more important than patriotism - February 14, 2012
Better to be thought a fool and a bigot than to be James Lafferty and remove any lingering doubt - February 14, 2012
"Honey, how can I tell if Republicans care about me?" - February 13, 2012
Today's edition of WWJD is brought to you by the folks who made Vulture Capitalism a household word - February 13, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - February 13, 2012
Today's "WTF??" moment": And Republicans eat their young. What's your point? - February 13, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Because he represents the Juan Percent - February 12, 2012
Rick Santorum 2012: Who needs laws? We have Leviticus!! - February 12, 2012
Rick Santorum 2012: If marriage laws were based on Leviticus - February 12, 2012
GOP 2012: It's so much easier when you break things down scientifically - February 11, 2012
Lie, damned lies, and theocracy - February 10, 2012
You know you're a Republican when...you take an article from the Onion as factual and true - February 10, 2012
Everything you need to know about today's Conservatives - February 9, 2012
Susan G. Komen for the Cure: Time to hop aboard the Schadenfreude Express - February 9, 2012
Lies, damned lies, Pete Hoekstra, and Chinese straw men - February 9, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Because sometimes a picture really is worth a thousand words - February 8, 2012
Better to be thought despicable than to be...oh, never mind.... - February 8, 2012
Susan G. Komen for the Cure: This is what happens when you take your eye off the ball - February 8, 2012
"Tom Coburn" isn't an anagram for "hypocrisy," but it might as well be - February 7, 2012
GOP 2012: Mutually assured destruction (or, How to make certain neither of you win the Presidency) - February 7, 2012
This ain't the road to Prosperity; it's the road to Hell - February 6, 2012
Better to be thought a fool and a racist than to be Pete Hoekstra and remove all doubt - February 6, 2012
Voting: A privilege guaranteed by the Founding Fathers to Conservative White Christians - February 5, 2012
"Conservative devotion to truth"...and other oxymorons - February 5, 2012
And while we're at it, let's make Super Bowl Sunday a holiday for White Folks - February 4, 2012
Republicans see a level playing field; the rest of us see an elevated green at a country club - February 4, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Take it from Mitt; it ain't easy being poor - February 3, 2012
Damn...and I wanted to use this name for my band.... - February 2, 2012
Rick Santorum 2012: Ladies, why worry about controlling your body when he'll do it for you? - February 1, 2012
Mitt & Newt's America: Not like the America the rest of us live in - February 1, 2012
I'd like to dedicate this next song to Sam Brownback.... - February 1, 2012
In Sam Brownback's uber-Jesus-y Kansas, constitutionality is optional - February 1, 2012
There's ignorant. There's offensive. Then there's Allen West opening his mouth. - February 1, 2012
Republican debates: Now with 45% more crazy!! - January 31, 2012
To the moon, Newt!! (apologies to Ralph Kramden) - January 31, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Because he's just like you and me...if we were Mitt Romney - January 31, 2012
Better to be thought a fool than to be than to be Reince Priebus and remove any lingering doubt - January 31, 2012
Newt Gingrich 2012: Because infidelity and lack of integrity come naturally - January 30, 2012
Low IQ, Conservatism, and prejudice: Here comes the science.... - January 30, 2012
Mittbucks: Like you need to feel worse about your miserable, pointless existence - January 30, 2012
Newt Gingrich 2012: Because Christians really ARE an oppressed majority - January 29, 2012
GOP 2012: Because who doesn't love a good Floriduh bloodbath? - January 27, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Because greed is good...for Mitt Romney - January 27, 2012
Pot, meet kettle: Tom DeLay, ethics and integrity consultant - January 26, 2012
Vote Republican: Because it so hard to know who to hate these days - January 25, 2012
Move along, people...no Republican double standards here.... - January 25, 2012
So you want to be a lying hypocrite and philanderer? It's easy; Newt Gingrich will show you how. - January 25, 2012
Newt Gingrich 2012: Because the best defense is a good offense...and a boat load of chutzpah - January 24, 2012
When government begins to talk sense, you can bet Republicans will soon muddy the waters - January 24, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Because he was for it before he was against it - January 23, 2012
Today's poetry lesson - January 22, 2012
The GOP guide to Situational Morality, by Newt Gingrich - January 22, 2012
Memo to Social Conservatives: In American, Christians can't be an oppressed majority - January 21, 2012
Newt Gingrich 2012: Because adultery and lack of integrity come naturally - January 21, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: You can tell a lot about a person from the way he treats his dog - January 20, 2012
Newt Gingrich 2012: Because hypocrisy and sanctimoniousness come naturally - January 20, 2012
The GOP Health Care Plan in <140 characters - January 19, 2012
You can learn a lot about a candidate from watching how he treats his dog...er, workers - January 18, 2012
If Social Conservatives want to be relevant, meeting in Brenham, TX, isn't a great way to start - January 18, 2012
If past is prologue, then Newt Gingrich has no business running for President - January 18, 2012
A WWJD Public Service: Now you can create your very own racist Ron Paul newsletter!! - January 18, 2012
The best comparison of Mitt Romney to a urinal you'll see all day - January 18, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Because Republican tax plans haven't screwed us nearly enough - January 17, 2012
Before you vote Republican, shouldn't you understand what they REALLY stand for? - January 16, 2012
Mitt Romney's America in cartoon form: Leveraged, downsized, and closed for business - January 15, 2012
If you believe that corporations are people, then Mitt Romney is a serial killer - January 15, 2012
Jesus to Republicans: "If you loved me, you would" - January 14, 2012
Stalking the not so elusive Vulture Capitalist - January 14, 2012
Dogs Against Romney: Because you CAN judge a candidate by how he treats his dog, #2 - January 13, 2012
"And that hurts so bad...to leave my home because of one man that's got 15 homes." - January 12, 2012
Dogs Against Romney: Because you CAN judge a candidate by how he treats his dog - January 11, 2012
Finally...a Republican debate format that feels honest - January 10, 2012
If only Democrats would demand that Republicans address the facts.... - January 9, 2012
Lie, damned lies...and Rick Santorum's love of all things Gay - January 9, 2012
Drug testing the poor and unemployed: It's all fun and games until someone turns the tables - January 9, 2012
Newt Gingrich 2012: Sometimes it's better if you don't ask questions - January 8, 2012
Today on "Spreading Santorum"...When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro - January 8, 2012
Hypocrisy, lack of integrity, double standards...and Republicans eating their young - January 7, 2012
Today on "Spreading Santorum"...Hypocrisy goes mainstream - January 7, 2012
Seriously...can we talk about Rick Santorum? - January 7, 2012
Rick Santorum 2012: We need a President who will kill things for no apparent reason - January 6, 2012
Newt Gingrich 2012: If you're going to speak to the NAACP, you're going to need a 3-second head start - January 6, 2012
Republican economic theory in picture form - January 6, 2012
Today on "Spreading Santorum".... - January 6, 2012
The meeting of Dateless Men for Ron Paul will now come to order.... - January 5, 2012
Hypocrisy? What hypocrisy? It's what Republicans do. - January 5, 2012
Michele Bachmann: Back to baby farming? - January 5, 2012
Newt Gingrich 2012: Because crybabies are the most fun to watch, aren't they? - January 4, 2012
Iowa: Full of sound and fury and...well, signifying nothing - January 4, 2012
Late-breaking news from Iowa.... - January 4, 2012
GOP 2012: Goose-stepping not optional - January 4, 2012
Mitt Romney: Just like you and me...if we were multimillionaires famous for killing jobs - January 4, 2012
GOP 2012: Honestly, "mediocre" would be a serious upgrade - January 4, 2012
Let's call Ron Paul's supporters what they largely are - January 3, 2012
God's miracles: Evidently only available to White Teapublicans - January 3, 2012
The GOP Presidential primary campaign: A Club of Liars, Demagogues and Ignoramuses - January 2, 2012
You have to know you're hosed...when Ron Paul is your voice of reason - January 2, 2012
Rick Perry: "Women should be considered sperm receptacles...and that's why I'm running for President" - January 1, 2012
Rick-rolling...or, why a President's surname shouldn't be a euphemism for the remnants of a sexual act - December 30, 2011
Michele Bachmann 2012: The campaign's new official portrait - December 26, 2011
Ricky Perry 2012: Republican, Conservative, Christian, and TOTALLY Not Gay - December 24, 2011
A last-minute gift guide for Republicans - December 24, 2011
Today on Right-wing Theater: "How The Gingrich Stole Christmas" - December 24, 2011
Democracy in Wisconsin: What about the poor, impressionable children?? - December 24, 2011
Merry Newt-mas! Clean your toilet?? - December 23, 2011
Jingo Bells...Jingo Bells...Jingo All The Way...Oh, What Fun It Is...ah, fuhgeddaboudit.... - December 23, 2011
Republican (n.): inept, corrupt, posturing ideologues wholly owned by the very wealthy - December 22, 2011
The only science Conservatives will get behind - December 20, 2011
A monkey washing dishes...or, more accurately, the Republican Jobs Plan - December 20, 2011
So how much does Fox Noise Channel hate Mitt Romney? This much.... - December 20, 2011
Newt Gingrich 2012: Because screwing and dishonesty come naturally - December 19, 2011
Newt Gingrich: But he'd be such a nice Benevolent Dictator - December 18, 2011
The reason Newt Gingrich will never campaign at Disneyland - December 18, 2011
Better to be thought a fool than to be Allen West and remove any lingering doubt - December 18, 2011
Memo to Republicans: If Newt Gingrich is the best you can do, you're well and truly hosed - December 16, 2011
Now do you believe that Republicans care only for their narrow, hate-driven agenda? - December 16, 2011
Are rats more empathetic than Republicans? Here comes the science.... - December 15, 2011
Newt 2012: Oh, pleasepleaseplease.... - December 14, 2011
Look up "intellectual" in the Republican Dictionary, and you'll see a picture of Rick Perry - December 14, 2011
Today's oxymoron: "Principled Tea Party Republican" - December 14, 2011
Rick Perry: Strong, bad lip reading - December 12, 2011
Memo to Lindsay Graham: Would it be too much too expect you to know what you're talking about? - December 12, 2011
Rick Perry: And you thought it was easy hating Gays - December 12, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us: Newt Gingrich edition - December 11, 2011
No, it's not fair, but Republicans can thank Kenneth Starr - December 10, 2011
Herman Cain: The time to kick the body is when it's still warm, knowhutimean?? - December 10, 2011
Newt Gingrich: Renaissance man, messiah, and beach volleyball aficionado - December 9, 2011
Mitt Romney explained.... - December 9, 2011
One person's "crazy" is another's "eccentric" is another's "diabolically evil" - December 9, 2011
Rick Perry 2012: If You Ain't Got Jesus, You Ain't [expletive deleted] - December 8, 2011
The GOP 2012: Being your own worst enemy means pulling the trigger as you stare down the barrel - December 8, 2011
Memo to Conservatives: Demonizing an idea whose time has come doesn't invalidate that idea - December 7, 2011
You have to admit that this is better than the lame excuse the real Herman Cain fed us - December 7, 2011
"When I'm President, I'll end Obama's war on our ability to hate Gays, non-Christians, Liberals, and...." - December 7, 2011
Rick Perry: If you have to ask, you can't afford him - December 6, 2011
Newt Gingrich: Child labor is what made this country great...and it can again - December 6, 2011
It's not hard to win when you're the only adult in the field...assuming there's an adult in the field - December 6, 2011
Remember, it's ALL about small government - December 5, 2011
In the greatest and most powerful nation in the world, how is it that "hunger" can be part of our vocabulary? - December 4, 2011
It's called "Separation of Church and State" for a reason - December 4, 2011
Memo to the party of family values: Newt Gingrich? Really? Is hypocrisy no longer a burden? - December 4, 2011
Herman Cain: When performance art becomes theater of the absurd - December 3, 2011
The official Herman Cain bra goggles: get 'em while you still can - December 3, 2011
Today's "WTF??" moment: Women for Herman Cain? Really?? - December 2, 2011
Lies, damned lies, and virtually anything Newt Gingrich says - December 2, 2011
Michele Bachmann: Addressing real issues that impact real people. Or not. - December 1, 2011
And now for a Herman Cain reality check.... - December 1, 2011
If you're a Democrats, it's immorality; if you're a Republican, it's private behavior - December 1, 2011
Alabama: When the say it's not about race.... - November 30, 2011
Just in case y'all might have lost sight of how we got to where we are.... - November 30, 2011
Herman Cain: If you live in a gas tank, you'd best know where the matches are, knowhutimean? - November 29, 2011
Freedom of speech 1, Crybaby Conservatives 0 (and it wasn't even that close) - November 29, 2011
It's the only way to bring the suffering to an end - November 29, 2011
We now have confirmation of the one thing Congressional Republicans do very well: nothing - November 28, 2011
If a Democrat does it, it's called "genocide". If a Republican does it, it's called "principled leadership." - November 28, 2011
Family values: not what they used to be, eh? - November 26, 2011
The new and improved 1st Amendment: Guaranteed freedom of (Conservative) speech - November 24, 2011
Bill Maher on today's oxymoron: "GOP Compassion" (Or, "You say 'commie' like it's a bad thing") - November 23, 2011
Better to be thought a liar than to be Mitt Romney and remove any lingering doubt - November 22, 2011
Newt Gingrich: Who knew the "Flavor of the Month" could be so foul and unpalatable? - November 22, 2011
Beneath the $1500 suit of a Conservative.... - November 21, 2011
Memo to the Far Right: You have no credible argument, and you don't get to make stuff up - November 20, 2011
"Newt Gingrich" (n.): Grifter, hypocrite, egomaniac with messiah complex - November 19, 2011
Today's coffee-spew moment: refilling your medication might be a good idea - November 19, 2011
The new GOP 2012 slogans: "Amerika Über Alles" and "I got mine. You can get your own." - November 19, 2011
On the road to democracy in Wisconsin: Does this ass make my car look big? - November 18, 2011
Michele Bachmann to Planet Earth: I r seryus canidate...rlly - November 17, 2011
Time to announce the MVP of Occupy Wall Street: Mayor Michael Bloomberg - November 16, 2011
The GOP: The party of pain, punishment, misery, and death - November 14, 2011
If we have exactly the quality of leadership we deserve, we're completely hosed - November 13, 2011
When the truth is not your friend...well, there's always the Big Lie - November 13, 2011
No, "Mitt Romney" isn't an anagram for "lying hypocrite"...but it probably should be - November 12, 2011
Today's example of (not exactly) Conservative Christian tolerance - November 11, 2011
Memo to Republicans: Stay classy, y'all! - November 11, 2011
What? You think it's easy being batsh-t crazy?? - November 10, 2011
Lies, damned lies, and Conservatives learning lessons - November 10, 2011
If one is racism, both are. If one isn't racism, both aren't. Which is it? - November 9, 2011
Panem et circenses: Herman Cain and corrupt Conservative activists as performance artists - November 9, 2011
Land of the "free", home of the wealthy White Conservative Christian males - November 8, 2011
Herman Cain: Presidential campaign politics as performance art. How else can you explain it? - November 8, 2011
The GOP: All about "Jobs! Jobs! Jobs!"...unless they can get away with being dicks - November 8, 2011
Being a Republican means being able to give free reign to your hatred and prejudice - November 7, 2011
Republicans to America: You're welcome - November 5, 2011
If the Family Research Council is all about "family", then I'm the Queen of England - November 4, 2011
How about we place the blame where it belongs? - November 3, 2011
The WWJD Word of the Day: "Hypocrisy" - November 3, 2011
Vote Republican: The well-being of the oligarchy depends on your obedience and acquiescence - November 1, 2011
No more room in Hell: When the rich fight back, you know they're scared - November 1, 2011
When America suffers a Category Five HermanCain, America looks to Stephen Colbert - November 1, 2011
America: Is a President with no convictions the best we do? - October 31, 2011
A recipe for the scariest Halloween EVER.... - October 31, 2011
Another WWJD public service: How to understand Republican-speak - October 29, 2011
They who have the gold gets to make the rules...to their advantage, of course - October 29, 2011
Social Conservatives declare war on women: Film at 11 - October 28, 2011
How change REALLY happens in America - October 27, 2011
If God had meant for you to have health insurance, you'd have been born rich - October 27, 2011
Herman Cain 2012: He Who Has The Gold Makes The Rules - October 27, 2011
Michelle Bachmann 2012: Fiddling While Rome Burns - October 26, 2011
Compassionate Conservatism is...well, neither - October 25, 2011
When a Republican President does it, it's prudent leadership. When a Democratic President does it, it's treason. - October 25, 2011
Stoopid is as stoopid votes - October 24, 2011
Panderocracy...or how to elevate propaganda to an art form - October 24, 2011
So...how's that "small government" thingie workin' out fer ya?? - October 23, 2011
It's not about the economy, stupid...it's about abortion and gay rights - October 23, 2011
Perhaps God isn't a Republican after all.... - October 23, 2011
Herman Cain and his buddies get the gold mine...and we get the shaft - October 22, 2011
A tyrant's dead. So what? Remember, people...Job One is making sure this President fails. - October 22, 2011
Better to be thought an unabashed fool and bigot than to be Allen West and...oh, never mind.... - October 21, 2011
Everything you need to know about Herman Cain...but were afraid to ask (#2) - October 21, 2011
"Democracy": Such a quaint, outdated, pie-in-the-sky Liberal concept - October 20, 2011
This just in: Barack Obama to blame for global climate change. And bunions. - October 19, 2011
Everything you need to know about Herman Cain...but were afraid to ask - October 18, 2011
Could you have Deficit Attention Disorder (Republican hypocrisy over the deficit)?? - October 18, 2011
This just in: Compassionate Conservatism is neither - October 18, 2011
A look at the future of Tea Party America - October 14, 2011
Conservative Constitutional Rule #1: Free speech is permissible only when we agree with said speech - October 13, 2011
Better to be thought a dick than to be Erick Erickson and...oh, never mind.... - October 12, 2011
When Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in a flag and kneeling in prayer - October 11, 2011
Today's GOP: Ignorant. Pathetic. And disturbingly proud of it. - October 11, 2011
Today's communique from the "They're Poor 'Cuz They Wanna Be" Department - October 10, 2011
Things to do in Denver when you've been denied your right to vote - October 10, 2011
So, what's next? Competitive wife-beating?? - October 9, 2011
Republican Compassion- the definition of "Oxymoron" - October 6, 2011
Today's GOP: A compassion-free environment - October 5, 2011
We can do better than the cheaper insults used against us...right?? - October 5, 2011
If Michele Bachmann was Queen.... - October 4, 2011
Much ado about nothing...which of course means it's the worse sort of racism imaginable - October 4, 2011
The real reason America is in such a mess is...wait for it...school lunch fraud - October 3, 2011
Rick Perry: Profiles In Lack Of Compassionate Leadership - October 3, 2011
When the Neanderthals can't defeat your argument, sexism and smug arrogance are ALWAYS good options - October 2, 2011
Somewhere warm and breezy, Jesus weeps into his Corona.... - October 2, 2011
How is it that evil, crazy, and unbalanced all got seats at the table? (#15) - September 29, 2011
Rick Perry: A profile in leadership, if not intellectual agility - September 29, 2011
If corporations are people, shouldn't a lethal injection put them out of our suffering? - September 28, 2011
"Save a pretzel for the gas jets!!" - September 28, 2011
Rick Perry's Rx for America: Prayer...because that's all you'll have - September 28, 2011
We come together today to mourn the passing of the Social Contract - September 28, 2011
How is Rick Perry like Chuck Norris? (#3) - September 27, 2011
If it's class warfare, we really should be fighting back - September 26, 2011
How is Rick Perry like Chuck Norris? (#2) - September 26, 2011
When implacable hatred supplants reason and evidence, you're an NRA member - September 26, 2011
How is it that evil, crazy, and unbalanced all got seats at the table? (#14) - September 25, 2011
How is Rick Perry like Chuck Norris? - September 25, 2011
How is it that evil, crazy, and unbalanced all got seats at the table? (#13) - September 23, 2011
If you had deluded yourself into thinking that Republicans actually care about America.... - September 23, 2011
How is it that evil, crazy, and unbalanced all got seats at the table? (#12) - September 22, 2011
Republicans at their mean-spirited and classless best - September 22, 2011
Ignorance is dangerous. Arrogance isn't cool. So why do Republicans embrace both? - September 22, 2011
Texas politics: You can't fix stupid...or Louie Gohmert - September 21, 2011
It will be a great day when Republicans have to hold a bake sale to finance their lies - September 21, 2011
If Rick Perry was King.... - September 21, 2011
Gentleman, start your cheap, emotional, uber-patriotic propaganda!! - September 21, 2011
Tone deaf, insensitive...and evidently built to stay that way - September 20, 2011
Welcome to the Republican New World Order - September 20, 2011
Explaining the Tea Party in a format teabaggers can understand: comics - September 20, 2011
If Ron Paul was King.... - September 19, 2011
Smart people understand that hearing the voice of God usually means they forgot to take their medication - September 18, 2011
Evidently, God really DOES speak to Rick Perry - September 18, 2011
How is it that evil, crazy, and unbalanced all got seats at the table? (#11) - September 17, 2011
The first mistake was assuming that they actually care about anything save their own interests - September 16, 2011
How is it that evil, crazy, and unbalanced all got seats at the table? (#10) - September 15, 2011
Rick Perry: He sure knows how to create jobs, doesn't he? - September 15, 2011
The modern-day equivalent of the Know-Nothing Party - September 15, 2011
How is it that evil, crazy, and unbalanced all got seats at the table? (#9) - September 14, 2011
Why does Eric Cantor hate America? - September 12, 2011
On one side, cowardice and fear. On the other, lies and demagoguery. Good luck with that choice. - September 9, 2011
Faster, Pussycat!! Faster!! KILL!! KILL!! - September 7, 2011
Don'tcha just LOVE watching Republicans eat their young? - September 6, 2011
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good people to do nothing - September 4, 2011
Meet the 2012 Christocrat standard bearer: "Like Bush only without the brains" - September 4, 2011
Rick Perry: Putting America back to work. Or not. - September 2, 2011
If you don't pay attention, this is what we could end up with - September 1, 2011
Memo to Republicans: Denying reality doesn't make it any less real - September 1, 2011
How is it that evil, crazy, and unbalanced all got seats at the table? (#5) - August 30, 2011
How is it that evil, crazy, and unbalanced all got seats at the table? (#4) - August 30, 2011
So who is Rick Perry? Someone more evil, Jesus-y, and dense than you know - August 29, 2011
How Barack Obama is EXACTLY (not) like Rick Perry - August 29, 2011
Two things you'll never see in the same sentence: "Republicans" and "Fiscal Responsibility" - August 28, 2011
Hurricane relief...optional. Continuing to blow up Iraq and Afghanistan...necessity. - August 27, 2011
He couldn't put Texas back to work...and he can do the same thing for America - August 27, 2011
How is it that evil, crazy, and unbalanced all got seats at the table? (#3) - August 24, 2011
How is it that evil, crazy, and unbalanced all got seats at the table? (#2) - August 23, 2011
Mean-spirited, clueless, out of touch...and evidently built to stay that way - August 22, 2011
A picture can be worth a thousand words: Rick Perry edition - August 22, 2011
The Texas Miracle: there's no place lower than the bottom - August 20, 2011
A handy WWJD guide to understanding Republi-speak - August 20, 2011
Been there, done that, got the (Worst President EVER) t-shirt - August 19, 2011
Rick Perry: A man who shouldn't be trusted to run a Dairy Queen, much less lead America - August 19, 2011
How is it that evil, crazy, and unbalanced all got seats at the table? - August 18, 2011
So you think that you know what Rick Perry is about? - August 18, 2011
If you liked George W. Bush.... - August 17, 2011
The GOP does Iowa, or politics as if it hardly mattered - August 16, 2011
And you wonder why we're in the mess we're in? (#2) - August 15, 2011
Sometimes, a picture really IS worth a thousand words - August 14, 2011
If you think that Jesus sat at the right hand of Ronald Reagan...you might be a Republican - August 14, 2011
Tim Pawlenty ponders his increasingly bleak political future - August 12, 2011
If the American Taliban ruled the roost.... - August 10, 2011
Thank you for being willing to burn it all down in the name of your narrow, brain-dead ideology - August 9, 2011
I reject the fundamental tenets of science and logic...and I vote!! (#3) - August 9, 2011
Bat$%!& crazy and frickin' laser beams.... - August 4, 2011
Nice to know the adults are in charge, eh? - August 3, 2011
Accusing others of being an idiot is no insulation against being an idiot yourself - August 2, 2011
Effective 9.1.11, Wisconsin will be changing its name to something more reflective of current reality - July 31, 2011
He listens to God when God tells him what he wants to hear - July 28, 2011
When you do it, it's playing the victim card. When we do it, it's protecting our interests. - July 28, 2011
Today on "Pet Peeve Watch".... - July 27, 2011
A pledge I would think any sane candidate should sign - July 26, 2011
Sinking to the level of those already lower than a snake's belly serves no useful purpose - July 26, 2011
Better to be thought a fool and a dick than to be...oh, never mind.... - July 25, 2011
A solution so simple you just have to know Republicans will NEVER stand for it - July 24, 2011
Actually, calling Louie Gohmert a clown would be an upgrade - July 23, 2011
The most frightening Teapublican Princess portrait you'll see today - July 23, 2011
The high priests of our American Idiocracy - July 23, 2011
Today, on "Propaganda Watch".... - July 22, 2011
That was then. This is now. 'Cuz Reagan was a Godless Librul spendthrift. - July 22, 2011
Propaganda done poorly: Yep, this is what it looks like - July 21, 2011
Kids in the workplace: At least parents always knew where their children were - July 21, 2011
If A + B = C, then GOP + propaganda = default on reality - July 20, 2011
Louie Gohmert: Lord and Master of our American Idiocracy.... - July 20, 2011
It's not about doing what's best for the country...it's about burning things down - July 18, 2011
It's all fun and games until someone goes all Danton and Robespierre on you - July 17, 2011
The GOP: Dragging America kicking and screaming back to the 1930s - July 17, 2011
The GOP Survival Suit: Reliable protection from evil, toxic Librul ideas - July 16, 2011
But it has NOTHING to do with a Black man being in the White House.... - July 15, 2011
American Democracy: dysfunctional, brain-dead...and evidently built to stay that way - July 15, 2011
Today's GOP: now a personal responsibility-free zone - July 13, 2011
No, I didn't sleep with the Sun God demon...but thanks for asking - July 13, 2011
Edumication in the new Amerika - July 12, 2011
So...reassure me again that Republicans aren't deliberately trying to tank the economy.... - July 12, 2011
Oprah Winfrey...harbinger of the Anti-Christ?? - July 11, 2011
And yet y'all keep voting for these clowns.... - July 9, 2011
When women are considered property, this is about all you can expect - July 8, 2011
A government of the oligarchs, by the oligarchs, and for the oligarchs - July 3, 2011
You can't claim to be surprised when they do what they told you they'd do - June 29, 2011
Remember when Liberals ruined the economy? Me neither.... - June 28, 2011
The reason why a Texas Republican shouldn't be President - June 28, 2011
When the truth is what you make up as you go, this is what you get - June 23, 2011
Another day in Conservative World - June 18, 2011
So you think Rick Perry's qualified to be President? - June 17, 2011
How much do Republicans hate Americans? This much. - June 15, 2011
Desperate times call for desperate measures - June 13, 2011
If American History was written by a certain former GOP half-governor - June 12, 2011
Truth in (Republican) advertising, #2 - June 11, 2011
Move along, people...no double standard here.... - June 10, 2011
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year - June 10, 2011
Prayer...the last refuge of a scoundrel - June 9, 2011
Mommy, do we have a "David Vitter problem"?? - June 8, 2011
When "Republican" is an anagram for "inconsistency and hypocrisy" - June 7, 2011
So you taught them that honesty was always the best policy.... - June 6, 2011
The GOP plan: if you get sick, die quickly - June 5, 2011
So, just how inept and pathetic is the GOP's plan to create jobs? - June 5, 2011
Hypocrisy for fun & profit: Floriduh edition - June 5, 2011
Whether you're selling a Republican candidate or tampons, it's the same idea - June 3, 2011
A Republican and their money are soon parted - June 3, 2011
Buyer's remorse: Floriduh edition - June 2, 2011
Truth in (Republican) advertising - June 1, 2011
Of course, the free market makes EVERYTHING better! - May 30, 2011
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year - May 28, 2011
Thankfully, Newt's the "family values" candidate - May 27, 2011
Paul Ryan is rumored to be next in line for a disaster declaration - May 27, 2011
Fear not, fellow zealots!! It's all about message discipline!! - May 25, 2011
Republican truth in advertising...how did I miss this prior to Election Day? - May 24, 2011
You have to know that your candidacy is dead on arrival when.... - May 23, 2011
It seems the Motherland has lost it's freakin' mind - May 23, 2011
Lest any of us forget how we got to where we are - May 22, 2011
10 Reasons why Alan Grayson is brilliant - May 19, 2011
A graphic representation of Republican intentions toward the middle class - May 18, 2011
Sex, lies...and Mike Huckabee - May 18, 2011
Just in you'd forgotten how we came to be where we are - May 15, 2011
"A downward influence on American politics...." - May 14, 2011
It seems this is the direction we're heading in the New America - May 14, 2011
If I was a Republican, I'd be playing Russian Roulette - May 13, 2011
No matter how far he runs, Newt just can't escape himself - May 12, 2011
Today's talking points: Newt Gingrich edition - May 12, 2011
Wife #3 is a Borg. You WILL be assimilated.... - May 12, 2011
The best argument you'll hear today for the separation of Church and State - May 6, 2011
Remember, there's no "i" in "72 virgins"...oh, wait.... - May 5, 2011
Closer to Republican truth than even they realize - May 4, 2011
Three ways to save Medicare that Paul Ryan wishes you would ignore - May 1, 2011
Texas: Proof that Republican leadership works (except for the 24/7/365 when it doesn't) - April 30, 2011
Side effects of Republicanism may include feet in mouth, astonishing arrogance, and unjustified self-superiority - April 30, 2011
The more things change.... - April 30, 2011
The good news for Rick Perry is that's he's polling better than jock itch - April 28, 2011
It's all fun and games when you're questioning someone else's citizenship - April 28, 2011
Introducing the gasoline-free Chevy Birther. It runs on ignorance and blind rage. - April 26, 2011
If it's hypocrisy you're looking for, Lindsey Graham and John McCain have a surplus - April 24, 2011
And you wonder why Americans don't respect politicians? - April 22, 2011
Memo to Jon Kyl: Take your medicine and move on...or risk becoming a running joke - April 21, 2011
The GOP vision of America's future - April 19, 2011
When does the GOP Presidential field resemble Clown College? - April 18, 2011
It's serious! It's revolutionary! It's ground-breaking! Did I mention it's serious? - April 17, 2011
Still #notintendedtobeafactualstatement - April 17, 2011
So you're wondering how much Republicans value education? - April 14, 2011
#notintendedtobeafactualstatement - April 12, 2011
Today's Third World America health care tip - April 11, 2011
Jon Kyl: The patron saint of Mathematical and Factual Relativism - April 11, 2011
If you were meant to have health care, you would have been born rich - April 10, 2011
Panem et circenses...Or, anyone care to explain this bit of creative financing to me? - April 10, 2011
It's almost too bad the government didn't shut down. This would have been fun. - April 10, 2011
Well, if she can find 7,000+ votes, this oughta be easy.... - April 8, 2011
Magical thinking + made-up numbers + unicorn hunting = Paul Ryan's budget - April 6, 2011
GOP 2012: Back to the Stone Age - April 4, 2011
Today's Conservatism: Can't you just smell the freedom? - April 4, 2011
How about we keep in mind who got us into this mess? - April 1, 2011
Won't you please help someone desperately in need? - March 25, 2011
Republican Governors: Evil Incarnate or tone-deaf servants of their corporate overlords? - March 25, 2011
Sorry, but you just don't get to make up your own "truth" - March 24, 2011
Don't make me spell it out...because you know that I know that you can't spell - March 23, 2011
Presented without comment...because sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words - March 23, 2011
And you thought Republicans were all about controlling deficit spending.... - March 22, 2011
Sharia- it's only bad if it's not the GOP version - March 21, 2011
Greetings from the set of "Idiocracy 2: My Brain Hurts"
Comments (1) - March 20, 2011
The law of unintended consequences - March 18, 2011
Marriage is a sacred vow...between a philanderer and his three wives - March 14, 2011
What Newt Gingrich really meant to say - March 11, 2011
Dog-whistling past the graveyard - March 9, 2011
Leadership: The courage to make the tough decisions. Or not. - March 5, 2011
This is what happens when Republicans actually live their beliefs - March 1, 2011
It's all about JOBS, JOBS, JOBS!! Or not. - February 26, 2011
All that's necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing - February 26, 2011
Tunisia, Egypt, Libya...Wisconsin, Indiana, Ohio - February 25, 2011
Republican budgeting 101 - February 23, 2011
What standing up to tyranny looks like - February 23, 2011
It's not about the money; it's about busting unions - February 21, 2011
Nah, let's just bust a few public employee unions.... - February 18, 2011
Balancing the budget on the backs of public employees- it's easy and it's fun!! - February 16, 2011
A new rule we should all be obeying - February 16, 2011
Is murder now a viable political tool in this country? - February 14, 2011
Ah, so women ARE property?? - February 14, 2011
News Item: House Republicans introduce "Women Are Property" Bill - February 11, 2011
Welcome to the New World Order...of indentured servitude - February 10, 2011
Rumor has it that the first centerfold will be Michele Bachmann - February 9, 2011
Obama Derangement Syndrome...sadly, there appears to be no cure - January 24, 2011
So long, farewell, auf widersehen...goodbye, door, backside, way out, etc. - January 23, 2011
Insert gratuitous Al Gore joke [here] - January 13, 2011
Some food for thought Re: accountability - December 30, 2010
'Tain't the heat...it's the stupidity - December 29, 2010
Greetings from Third World America.... - December 28, 2010
Truth is the first casualty.... - December 28, 2010
John McCain's worst nightmare - December 27, 2010
OK, y'all...remind me again why you voted for these maroons?? - December 24, 2010
Merry Christmas. Or not. - December 23, 2010
Finally...Obama's insidious plot has been revealed
Comments (2) - December 21, 2010
Virginia is for haters - December 21, 2010
You can't defeat hatred; you can only give in to it and enable it - December 20, 2010
A tough day to be a bigot - December 19, 2010
So who says history isn't circular? - December 18, 2010
Why would compromising with people like this even be considered an option? - December 17, 2010
Republicans hate "death panels"...unless they're in charge of them (Part Deux) - December 16, 2010
Republicans hate "death panels"...unless they're in charge of them - December 15, 2010
What do Republicans and Amish have in common? Hint: it involves shunning. - December 13, 2010
Hypocrisy in the service of liberty is...really rather entertaining - December 10, 2010
GOP channels Dick Cheney to 9.11 first responders: "Go [bleep] yourself" - December 10, 2010
Shh...he's busy figuring out where to move the goalposts to next - December 9, 2010
Work harder!! Those tax cuts for the wealthy aren't going to pay for themselves!! - December 8, 2010
A two-fer: so which one is the more accurate memoir? - December 4, 2010
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us - December 4, 2010
Leadership...wee haz it!1!!11 - December 3, 2010
The GOP as non sequitur...gridlock by any means necessary - December 3, 2010
We have the numbers; do we have the courage to do the right thing? - December 2, 2010
Back to the future? - December 2, 2010
Which movie will our demise resemble? - December 1, 2010
Want to help? Then help the unemployed. - November 30, 2010
Product placement as historical commentary - November 29, 2010
Somewhere warm and breezy, Ayn Rand is smiling - November 29, 2010
The new, top-secret location of Tea Party HQ - November 27, 2010
Is our presidential candidates learning? Apparently not so much.
Comments (1) - November 26, 2010
"Tom DeLay" and "Guilty"...words that still put a smile on my face - November 26, 2010
President Obama's really IS bigger - November 22, 2010
Case closed...and so much for "Tax & Spend Liberals" - November 17, 2010
Better to be thought a miserable human being than to be John McCain - November 15, 2010
Only because the bookstore doesn't have a "war crimes" section
Comments (1) - November 14, 2010
Way to take a stand for equality...and hypocrisy - November 13, 2010
Why sowing hatred and fear can be a great career move - November 10, 2010
Rand Paul rules the world...you just don't know it yet - November 9, 2010
Careful what you ask for...because you just got it - November 7, 2010
Facts? We don't need no stinkin' facts! We got Jesus!! - November 7, 2010
For the ignorant and the hateful shall always be among us - November 6, 2010
Pride and arrogance goeth before a...oh, never mind.... - November 5, 2010
What's good for Texas is not necessarily good for the country - November 5, 2010
Is this the sort of prejudice we want in someone who would be President? - November 4, 2010
We come in peace...and we bring Thorazine - November 4, 2010
Send in the clowns - November 3, 2010
Roseanne Cash: my new hero - November 2, 2010
Nope, no double standard here. Thanks for asking, though....
Comments (1) - November 2, 2010
Go ahead...vote for the party of the Apocalypse - November 1, 2010
If you didn't fall for it, they wouldn't do it - November 1, 2010
Something to keep in mind tomorrow as you head off to vote - October 30, 2010
When you vote, remember which party brought us to where we are - October 30, 2010
They'd talk to you, but they'd have to kill you - October 29, 2010
Being a brain-dead zealot doesn't mean you win the debate
Comments (1) - October 28, 2010
When you do it, it's treason. When I do it, it's standing up for freedom.
Comments (1) - October 27, 2010
Today's rich, creamy, truly ironic moment
Comments (1) - October 27, 2010
Today's "WTF??"moment...or, we'll be needing less Kleenex and hand lotion
Comments (4) - October 27, 2010
Everything you wanted to know about Clarence Thomas, but were afraid to ask in 1991 - October 25, 2010
More man-on-dog sex...or, OHMIGOD!!! RICK SANTORUM WAS RIGHT!!! - October 22, 2010
The GOP: making racism fashionable again - October 22, 2010
The finest democracy foreign money can buy - October 21, 2010
Is that in the First Amendment?? - October 20, 2010
In case you'd forgotten who's responsible for the mess we're in - October 18, 2010
Vote...because Grizzlies have higher IQs than these brain-dead zealots - October 16, 2010
Math 101 with Christine O'Donnell - October 16, 2010
Beware the evil, America-hating Muslim agenda. Or not. - October 15, 2010
Hating Harry Reid: it's as American as baseball, apple pie, and stripper poles
Comments (1) - October 14, 2010
With friends like this, who needs enemas? Or a Constitution? - October 14, 2010
It would funny...if it wasn't so true - October 13, 2010
Sure, why not vote against your interests? You do it every two years, anyway. - October 12, 2010
Killing the patient in order to save...their political careers - October 12, 2010
A postcard from Republican America - October 12, 2010
A question for Nevada voters: This is even an option? Really?? WTF? - October 11, 2010
So, just who is too extreme to be a Republican? - October 9, 2010
18:46 of my life that I want back - October 9, 2010
No, "Compassion" isn't in the Republican Dictionary - October 8, 2010
Willie Horton redux: an open letter to Sharron Angle - October 7, 2010
'Cuz you never know when they might ask an uncomfortable question - October 6, 2010
How to save money on crayons - October 5, 2010
She'd go to Washington and do what you'd do- criminalize masturbation - October 5, 2010
If Republican Jesus wanted you to be considered valuable, you'd have been born male
Comments (1) - October 5, 2010
Delaware presents the gift that just keeps on giving - October 4, 2010
Yes, America...Democrats really DO want to put you in a re-education camp - October 4, 2010
When politics become bad performance art...or, the ballad of Carl Paladino - October 2, 2010
She not a fan of recreational sex, but she's OK with dishonesty - October 1, 2010
Crazy racist nonsense...or, "Welcome to today's GOP!!" - October 1, 2010
Time to force McCain to decide which of his homes he'll retire to - September 27, 2010
In their own words: not a functional ounce of human decency between them - September 26, 2010
A convincing argument for the separation of Church and State - September 25, 2010
The people who drove the bus into the ditch want the keys back?? - September 25, 2010
Uh...were y'all asleep from 2001-2006?? - September 24, 2010
So, how's that whole "Global War on Terror" thing working for you? - September 24, 2010
When you have no ideas, you have to come up with something to fool the Sheeple - September 23, 2010
Come on, America; there's no wrong way to do the right thing - September 22, 2010
Evil, demagoguery, self-righteous arrogance, and the Politics of Pretty (cont.) - September 22, 2010
John McCain: liar, hypocrite, and miserable excuse for a human being - September 22, 2010
Just in case you were wondering how we got to where we are - September 21, 2010
I'm Christine O'Donnell...and I approved this message - September 21, 2010
The gift that just keeps on giving....
Comments (1) - September 20, 2010
Clint Didier: Teabagger unclear on the concept of "Majority Rule" - September 19, 2010
Wow...an intelligent, articulate, and REASONABLE dissenting point of view - September 15, 2010
The dumbest political ad you'll see this year...THIS is how Republicans will take back Washington?? - September 10, 2010
OK, I'll cop to it...I admire Meghan McCain
Comments (2) - September 10, 2010
When you have no ideas of your own, this is about all you can expect - September 9, 2010
I'm voting Republican because the Constitution is just a piece of paper - September 6, 2010
You may be a Republican, but you still don't get to revise history - September 6, 2010
Hypocrisy, thy name is David Vitter - September 4, 2010
Doctor, could I have Bush Apology Syndrome?? - September 3, 2010
Six more weeks of 9.11!! Yay!! - September 3, 2010
On today's edition of "Inconvenient Historical Facts".... - September 2, 2010
Rule #1: DUDE!!! NEVER debate your opponent when you're high.... - September 2, 2010
Credit where credit is due - August 31, 2010
I have a dream. It doesn't apply to you. - August 28, 2010
The only thing missing was a call to kill all Infidels and Unbelievers - August 28, 2010
Because elections ads require too damn much thinking.... - August 27, 2010
This is what happens when you preach hate - August 27, 2010
Rights? They're whatever Conservative White Christian Males want them to be. - August 27, 2010
Play time at the Republican Indoctrination Camp - August 26, 2010
From the "Things That Just Don't Make Sense" Department.... - August 25, 2010
Michele Bachmann: Almost enough to make me rethink being a Twins fan - August 24, 2010
More random, poorly organized thoughts on the "Ground Zero Mosque" - August 23, 2010
Well, this is certainly one way to leave an imprint - August 22, 2010
Right...he's obviously a Muslim. Then how do you explain this? - August 20, 2010
Why does Barack Obama hate our bananas??
Comments (1) - August 20, 2010
Today's "WTF??" moment
Comments (3) - August 19, 2010
Minnesota Republicans: Stay classy (or not) - August 19, 2010
If you don't think the terrorists have won...well, here's your sign - August 18, 2010
Conclusive proof of the approaching Apocalypse - August 18, 2010
If churches aren't good enough for Saudi Arabia, then let the inane arguments commence - August 18, 2010
The First Amendment and demagogues...like peanut butter and jelly - August 17, 2010
We honor the Constitution...as long as you're not Muslim - August 16, 2010
The true legacy of the party that Richard Nixon built - August 14, 2010
Now there's some principled leadership, eh? - August 14, 2010
So who's the real "tax and spend" party?? - August 13, 2010
Joan Heffington: Righteous, Jesus-y, and (not quite) just what Kansas needs - August 13, 2010
First Amendment 1, Eric Cantor 0 - August 12, 2010
Lies, damn lies...and Republican talking points. And you thought Richard Nixon was dead.... - August 10, 2010
Leadership? Nope, nothin' to see here...move along, sheeple.... - August 10, 2010
If you REALLY love Jesus, you can invent statistics to justify your hatred and prejudice - August 7, 2010
Truth is whatever you can convince the American Sheeple that it is - August 6, 2010
The unbearable lightness of bike sharing (damn Communists....) - August 6, 2010
Survery SAYS...58% of Americans are morons - August 6, 2010
A question for the American Sheeple: Where were you?? - August 6, 2010
'Cuz being a Republican means never having to say you're sorry - August 6, 2010
In case you'd forgotten what a miserable excuse for a human being Richard Nixon was.... - August 5, 2010
Cojones...you don't know the first thing about 'em - August 5, 2010
Is it really that hard to find reasons to get along? Islam is not the enemy. - August 4, 2010
Because wealthy White Conservative men really should control female reproductive functions - August 4, 2010
Bobby Jindal speaks to his base: four-year-olds - August 4, 2010
The only things they worship are money and power
Comments (1) - August 3, 2010
Scaring White Folks: It's what Republicans do
Comments (1) - August 2, 2010
The more things change...or, where do you think Arizona learned it? - August 2, 2010
Do the right thing...fight Republican dishonesty and propaganda - July 31, 2010
Meanwhile, I'm eagerly awaiting Comrade Obama's top-secret plan to centralize the economy - July 31, 2010
I'd look for work, but I'm kinda busy learning how to freebase - July 31, 2010
So you're a Liberal? Well, here's a kick in the nuts. - July 30, 2010
Principled Conservative obstruction and inaction in action - July 30, 2010
Say hello to the poster boy for rational Conservatism
Comments (1) - July 29, 2010
Arizona: the intersection of hypocrisy and racism - July 28, 2010
Man, I had NO idea I was so thoroughly enslaved - July 28, 2010
If God's a Republican, can we blame him for Kansas??
Comments (3) - July 28, 2010
Andrew Breitbart gets a dose of his own medicine - July 27, 2010
When one of your own calls you out for being ideologically vacant.... - July 26, 2010
The 2012 campaign in under two minutes...it's so much easier when you break it down scientifically - July 26, 2010
When you have no argument or facts, just blame your "opponent", who does the research you won't - July 25, 2010
Arizona: Land of the free, home of the White - July 24, 2010
When you have no ideas, it's time to break out the smoke and mirrors - July 23, 2010
An open letter to Ben Stein: a miserable excuse for a human being
Comments (3) - July 23, 2010
From the "And we care about this...why??" Department - July 23, 2010
Government IS the problem, so of course Sharron Angle wants to be part of the problem - July 22, 2010
When Fox News says it's not about race...it's about the scary Black People - July 22, 2010
If you need any more evidence that Andrew Breitbart is a miserable human being....
Comments (1) - July 22, 2010
Behold the empty suit...it speaks....
Comments (1) - July 22, 2010
Shirley Sherrod = Albert Dreyfus. Quelle surprise.... - July 20, 2010
The #1 threat to America? No, it's not bears. Try Libraries.
Comments (2) - July 20, 2010
A question deserving of an answer
Comments (1) - July 20, 2010
Hypocrisy: the only truly universal Republican value - July 19, 2010
Let's send DiaperBoy to the unemployment line - July 19, 2010
So...d'ya still miss George W. Bush? Really?? - July 19, 2010
Republican propaganda: It's what's for breakfast
Comments (1) - July 18, 2010
Pay no attention to the Republicans behind the curtain - July 18, 2010
And Republicans would be leading the charge - July 17, 2010
So...you're wondering how we got to where we are today? - July 15, 2010
A rising tide floats all boats...that's if you have a boat, of course - July 15, 2010
People unclear on the concept of...basic accounting - July 13, 2010
Because Republicans would rather subsidize death and destruction than support Americans in need - July 13, 2010
Hypocritical. Insensitive. Ignorant. Republican. - July 12, 2010
Hypocritical, brain-dead, and just plain wrong. Yep, Jon Kyl's a Republican. - July 11, 2010
I'm crazier than a March hare...and God speaks through me! - July 10, 2010
If it's inevitable, you might as well lie back and enjoy it, eh?
Comments (1) - July 9, 2010
And if elected, I will decree that all Liberals be summarily executed by firing squad
Comments (3) - July 9, 2010
I'd look for a job, but I'm kinda busy snorting coke off the backside of a supermodel - July 9, 2010
What Would Jesus Carry? - July 8, 2010
A pox on all their houses
Comments (1) - July 6, 2010
Freedom isn't freedom, but Conservatives apparently think it grows on trees - July 5, 2010
Ignorant, brain-dead, Louie Gohmert...and built to stay that way - July 4, 2010
Why not? Conservatives think we're lazy, anyway.... - July 3, 2010
Remember...two Wongs STILL won't make it White - July 2, 2010
May there be a very special place in Hell waiting for them
Comments (1) - July 2, 2010
Leadership and sanity: not exactly what it used to be
Comments (1) - July 2, 2010
Sharron Angle: Bringin' da crazy...and channeling Rick Barber - July 1, 2010
Sharron Angle: the woman in the bubble - July 1, 2010
We all know what their true allegiance is - June 30, 2010
Pamela Gorman: hotter, a better shot, and WAY more Jesus-y than you! - June 29, 2010
This is what happens when the blood supply to the brain is cut off during birth - June 29, 2010
Rick Barber: Bringin' the Crazy like few others can - June 25, 2010
A personal message for Republicans: Go fornicate yourselves - June 23, 2010
If you live in Texas, how can you possibly justify voting for Rick Perry?
Comments (1) - June 23, 2010
Fiddling while Rome is soaked in crude oil - June 22, 2010
All hail the Queen of Stupid - June 21, 2010
You know we're hosed when this is the best "leadership" the Far Right has to offer
Comments (1) - June 21, 2010
You might be a redneck (and a bigot) if.... - June 20, 2010
Leadership 101: How not to be Presidential - June 18, 2010
All hail the Princess of Darkness - June 18, 2010
Alabama: where crazy isn't just a good idea. It's the law. - June 15, 2010
Greetings, Citizens of the Internets!!!1!11!! - June 14, 2010
J. Gresham Barrett: Taste the rich, creamy, Jesus-y goodness - June 13, 2010
Vote Republican: They'll protect you from things that have no direct effect on you - June 12, 2010
Ignoring reality does not render that reality moot...unless you're a Texas Republican - June 11, 2010
Those who can, think. Those who can't think represent Iowa in the Senate. - June 8, 2010
Fiddling while Rome burns - June 4, 2010
No, he wasn't perfect. Just forgiven. And a war criminal. - June 4, 2010
History is written by the victors, after all.... - June 1, 2010
Being a bigot is a GREAT way to make up for having a small penis - May 30, 2010
Insert canned outrage here - May 29, 2010
And he's NOT a Librul furriner like his opponent, Hung Far Low - May 27, 2010
Freedom: you'll know it when Rand Paul sees it - May 24, 2010
Living proof that not all Right-wing wackjobs are White. Lucky us. - May 23, 2010
Greetings from the set of "Idiocracy II: Racists Revenge" - May 21, 2010
Rick Perry: a true man of the Sheeple - May 20, 2010
Civil Rights: just another government intrusion upon free speech rights? - May 20, 2010
Dale Peterson. A man's man. AND he'll kick Liberal @$$.... - May 19, 2010
Holier than thou...and built to stay that way - May 18, 2010
Vote for me...or I'll shoot your sorry America-hatin' @$$....
Comments (1) - May 18, 2010
I'm John McCain...and I'm the Black Angel of Death - May 17, 2010
Time for another episode of "When Republicans eat their young" - May 17, 2010
If King is right, there should be no Christian churches near the Murrah Federal Building in OKC - May 16, 2010
So, who's the #1 brain-dead demagogue? - May 15, 2010
From the keynote address at the Maine GOP Convention - May 15, 2010
The chair recognizes the Senator from Big Oil...er, Alaska.... - May 14, 2010
It wouldn't hurt if it wasn't so true - May 14, 2010
When Conservatives do it, it's humor. When Liberals do it...oh, never mind.... - May 14, 2010
Isn't about time we rid this country of illegal Canadians (and Swedes)?? - May 13, 2010
Better to be thought a fool than to be Steve King and remove all doubt
Comments (1) - May 12, 2010
Remember, it's only "judicial activism" when a Liberal does it - May 11, 2010
Insufficiently Jesus-y: political suicide in Alabama - May 10, 2010
And this sorry excuse for a human being was almost President - May 8, 2010
I'm Tim James...and I'm no Liberal pansy - May 7, 2010
Truth in publishing - May 7, 2010
Stupid, xenophobic, and built to stay that way over the long haul - May 7, 2010
Arizona's state of the art law enforcement technology - May 6, 2010
Facts? Those are for Losers and Liberals. - May 5, 2010
The rule of law: more than merely a matter of convenience
Comments (1) - May 5, 2010
Drill, baby, drill...no one care about Louisiana, anyway.... - May 4, 2010
But drilling is completely safe and risk-free...right?? - May 2, 2010
You know your Congressman is a moron when....
Comments (3) - April 30, 2010
If these folks are driving the bus, it's time to get off - April 29, 2010
Morals? Those are for losers and Liberals.... - April 28, 2010
Yes, if America was a Third World country, she'd be a hero - April 26, 2010
And how about we pay our leaders in livestock?? - April 26, 2010
Idiocracy: more than just a movie. It's a movement. - April 25, 2010
Principled Conservative leadership in action - April 23, 2010
Human stupidity: now with rich, creamy racist goodness! - April 23, 2010
Of course, Hitler and Stalin were also misunderstood - April 22, 2010
No, this isn't political news from The Onion. It's better; it's from Nevada. - April 16, 2010
Better to be thought a sexist and a misogynist than to be Thomas Mitchell
Comments (1) - April 13, 2010
If these two maroons are the best representation that Arizona can hope for.... - April 12, 2010
And yet they'll expound at length about protecting democracy - April 11, 2010
Running for President in 2012 almost seems like a step down - April 10, 2010
We already have enough ignorant, self-righteous hypocrites, don'tchathink? - April 8, 2010
Bartender, I'll have a round of "hopey changey". Make that a double. - April 7, 2010
Tim Pawlenty gets what he's always wanted: a threesome - April 7, 2010
It's all fun and games...until an innocent census worker gets killed - April 6, 2010
A place for everyone, and everyone in their place - April 1, 2010
Boys will be boys.... - April 1, 2010
No one's love of country is more (or less) worthy than anyone else's - March 31, 2010
Rather telling that "Idiocracy" is the biggest circle, don'tchathink?? - March 28, 2010
Ignorance of reality in the pursuit of liberty is no crime...but it probably should be - March 27, 2010
American demagogues - March 26, 2010
Irrelevant, brain-dead, incompetent...AND he's from Texas! - March 26, 2010
It's not what's true. It's what you can get Sheeple to believe. - March 25, 2010
A communique from Crybaby Nation - March 25, 2010
Not they're encouraging violence against Democrats or anything.... - March 25, 2010
This generation's "Tastes Great!! Less Filling!!" - March 25, 2010
Randy Neugebauer: I'm a lying dirtbag, and I'll never stop speaking for the people of Texas - March 24, 2010
Just when thought they couldn't possibly become any sillier or more juvenile.... - March 22, 2010
Neugebauer (n.): Latin for "ignorant cretin", also an argument for abortion - March 20, 2010
When you do it, it's Socialism. When we do it, it's standing up for morality. - March 17, 2010
Dumb (Oklahoma) or Dumber (Texas)? - March 16, 2010
Better to be thought a fool than to be J.D. Hayworth.... - March 15, 2010
What we're tired of is obstructionism smothered in balloons and ribbons - March 14, 2010
The new McCarthyism - March 8, 2010
The Brotherhood of the Tiny Penis Hero of the Day: Tom DeLay - March 4, 2010
Now THAT'S leadership, eh?? - March 3, 2010
A picture that really is worth 1,000 words
Comments (1) - March 3, 2010
Yes, Virginia...they are lying, hypocritical sacks of dog excrement - March 2, 2010
If you're a Republican, I'll be happy to explain this to you - March 1, 2010
Unfortunately, mental instability is no impediment to serving in the Senate - February 28, 2010
Republican (n.): hypocritical, insensitive, out of touch - February 28, 2010
Finally, a career path that matches his skill set - February 27, 2010
Compassionate Conservatism: OXYMORON ALERT!!!
Comments (3) - February 27, 2010
Are you scared enough?? - February 26, 2010
After yesterday, can there be any doubt? - February 21, 2010
Nothing quite like advocating for violent, armed revolution, eh? - February 20, 2010
In Right Wing World, truth is what you want it to be - February 17, 2010
Right-wing logic...no, it only seems like an oxymoron - February 17, 2010
Thanks...uh, I think I'll go to Subway - February 16, 2010
Ignorant, racist, dishonest...and built to stay that way - February 14, 2010
When we do it, it's leadership. When you do it, it's cowardice. - February 14, 2010
Thanks, but I think they'd rather be sodomized by a wookie - February 14, 2010
Well, it IS a simpler choice.... - February 13, 2010
Once for all, a blizzard does not debunk global climate change - February 11, 2010
When you lack shame or ethical standards, this is what you get - February 11, 2010
When the truth just isn't enough to win an argument.... - February 11, 2010
Eggs. Milk. Bread. Bomb Iran. Impeach Obama. - February 11, 2010
Yay Sarah Palin!! Yay Rick Perry!! Yay edumication!! - February 10, 2010
Better to be thought a fool than to be Jim DeMint.... - February 10, 2010
Ignorant, unprepared, dishonest...and built to stay that way - February 8, 2010
When Democrats do it, it's hypocrisy. When Republicans do it, it's honesty. - February 7, 2010
Just in case you were doubting that the system is broken.... - February 7, 2010
Plus, Doritos taste better - February 6, 2010
Better to be thought a fool than to be a member of the Virginia GOP - February 5, 2010
And you wonder why we seem to be circling the drain? - February 4, 2010
Bat s--t crazy...and built to stay that way - February 3, 2010
Jeebus...if this idjits can have a byline, then when do I get one? - January 28, 2010
No, you're a hypocrite...and soon you'll be a convicted felon - January 27, 2010
Stoopid kriminull trix - January 26, 2010
Lies, damn lies...and Republican propaganda - January 23, 2010
Another insightful, nuanced analysis of Liberal perfidy and treason - January 21, 2010
Frankly, we'd rather watch YouTube videos of muskrats mating - January 13, 2010
Terrorball: it's not for sissies - January 13, 2010
Fiddling while Rome burns - January 12, 2010
But she can see Russia from the studio - January 12, 2010
When lies and propaganda are the currency of the realm, Liz Cheney is what you get - January 9, 2010
"A noun, a verb, and 9/11...." - January 6, 2010
Any doubt about who's responsible for where we are today? - January 5, 2010
Of, by, and for the People...or not - January 5, 2010
Stay classy, Andy! - January 3, 2010
So we provide them with yet another reason to hate America? - December 31, 2009
Welcome to the freak show that was 2009 - December 31, 2009
I'm not certain which one is worse - December 29, 2009
It's more than a river in Egypt...it's the Republican platform - December 24, 2009
Well, less IS more...right?? - December 24, 2009
There's a reason.... - December 23, 2009
Yeah, how dare they question his hypocrisy and fealty to the health care industry? - December 19, 2009
MA!! There's Bolsheviks under my bed again!!
Comments (1) - December 18, 2009
When in doubt, flaunt your faith, ignorance, and ideological fealty - December 16, 2009
This is what happens when you mix Republicans and household chemicals - December 14, 2009
Hey, it's not like we have to worry about a recession or anything - December 8, 2009
Sometimes arrogance and ignorance are their own reward - December 6, 2009
"Compassionate Conservative"? Eh, not so much.... - December 6, 2009
Like Republicans don't have enough anchors dragging them down - December 1, 2009
Everything you need to know about Texas politics - November 27, 2009
A blonde moment from a blonde career - November 26, 2009
Tastes Great!! Less Filling!! - November 25, 2009
Putting the "CON" in CONservative - November 24, 2009
Only in Republican World does 193% = 100% - November 24, 2009
Dude...she's, like totally awesome and stuff...uh, what was the question? - November 21, 2009
Well, you could start by laughing her off the stage - November 20, 2009
In the wild, the elusive Puff-Chested Wingnut travels in pairs - November 20, 2009
The chair recognizes the Representative from "No discernible brain-wave activity" - November 18, 2009
Yes, but how long can she survive in the wild? - November 17, 2009
Not even in her wildest dreams.... - November 16, 2009
And then she parted the Red Sea and healed the sick - November 16, 2009
Justice is blind...unless you're a Conservative White Republican
Comments (1) - November 12, 2009
And these idjits think they represent the future of our country? - November 11, 2009
Better to be thought a fool than to be Jonah Goldberg and remove any lingering doubt - November 7, 2009
Bullies hate it when you call "bulls--t" on them
Comments (1) - November 5, 2009
Announcing the "Hypocrites and Media Whores Tour 2009" - November 3, 2009
Guaranteed to work...or your money back - November 1, 2009
Yeah, when all was right with the world and a White man was in the White House - October 31, 2009
The scariest thing you'll see this Halloween - October 30, 2009
Being a Republican means never having to worry about a grip on reality - October 29, 2009
So, who says Republicans lack a sense of humor...uh, besides me? - October 28, 2009
All I want for Christmas....
Comments (1) - October 28, 2009
Truth? That's for losers and Liberals. - October 27, 2009
So, tell me again that Republican opposition isn't rooted in racism.... - October 26, 2009
Thank a Republican.... - October 24, 2009
Yep...that's pretty well sums it up - October 23, 2009
They screwed up our country...now let them screw up your business!! - October 23, 2009
Which one is more accurate? - October 22, 2009
Another Oregon Republican for medical marijuana - October 22, 2009
If you can't traffic in reason, character assassination always works - October 20, 2009
One of Michele Bachmann's ancestors? - October 18, 2009
When you have no ideas of your own, this is what you get - October 17, 2009
Karma...or, "What goes around eventually comes back around"
Comments (2) - October 17, 2009
Yes, you CAN take it too far - October 16, 2009
Tonight...We Are All Racist, Misogynistic Blowhards - October 15, 2009
Just wondering.... - October 13, 2009
It wouldn't hurt if it wasn't spot on true - October 12, 2009
Ah, who doesn't love Schadenfreude?? - October 11, 2009
He was born one...and he'll die one
Comments (1) - October 10, 2009
Just in case you were wondering who's responsible for this mess.... - October 9, 2009
Thankfully, they're not - October 7, 2009
Lies, damn lies...and Rick Perry - October 6, 2009
Racist, brain-dead, classless...and built to stay that way - October 6, 2009
It wouldn't hurt if it wasn't true
Comments (1) - October 5, 2009
Racism 101: The only thing missing is the bone through his nose
Comments (1) - October 5, 2009
Won't you please help?
Comments (1) - October 4, 2009
Going rouge...or, a Photoshop contest looking for a place to happen - October 3, 2009
When partisanship trumps patriotism, you must be a Republican - October 3, 2009
When you have no ideas of your own.... - October 2, 2009
Those who don't know history are condemned to vote Republican - September 30, 2009
Republican ideology: where truth, reality, and simple human decency go to die - September 29, 2009
Well, it does get the government out of the health care business, no? - September 26, 2009
Of the people, by the...oh, wait...never mind.... - September 25, 2009
Nurse!! Where's my Thorazine??
Comments (1) - September 23, 2009
This is why you're on the bottom and looking up
Comments (1) - September 22, 2009
Better to be thought a fool.... - September 21, 2009
Must. Refrain. From. Making. Cheap. Sexual. Innuendo. - September 18, 2009
Ah, yes...the Good Ol' Days - September 17, 2009
Jeff Miller: celebrating incivility and boorishness. Stay classy, eh? - September 11, 2009
Guess who's grateful for Joe Wilson? - September 10, 2009
Unrestricted abortions on demand!! Free sex change surgery!! Oh, the humanity!!
Comments (2) - September 8, 2009
Personal responsibility? Hard work? Now THAT'S Socialism!
Comments (2) - September 6, 2009
In a perfect world.... - September 5, 2009
Wrong...dead wrong...and Dick Cheney. Don't be a dick. - September 3, 2009
A postcard from our generation's Vietnam - September 2, 2009
Revisionist History 101...or Lies, Damn Lies, and Tom Ridge - August 31, 2009
Republicans: do you fear that Liberals will use their anal probes on you? - August 27, 2009
Stay classy....
Comments (2) - August 24, 2009
Truth is not a negotiable concept - August 14, 2009
Glenn Beck: (n.), ignoramus, intellectual midget, racist, liar - August 14, 2009
You might just be too stupid to vote when.... - August 12, 2009
Karma can be a real b---h, knowhutimean?? - August 12, 2009
A convincing argument for a border wall...on the Mason-Dixon Line - August 10, 2009
The death of rational debate - August 9, 2009
This is what happens when you pander to the lowest common denominator - August 9, 2009
If you admitted it was real, you'd have to do something about it - August 8, 2009
Uh...WTF?? Please tell me this is someone's idea of a joke.... - August 6, 2009
Even if Conservative outrage is as artificial and contrived as a $3 bill - August 6, 2009
Anyone have a tattoo gun and a Harley I can borrow? ;-) - August 5, 2009
The rebirth of the Flat Earth Society...complete with astroturf - August 5, 2009
Taking care of the REALLY important things.... - August 3, 2009
At least someone has a birth certificate, eh? - August 2, 2009
To you it's racism. To us it's principled leadership. - August 1, 2009
2012 can't get here soon enough - July 31, 2009
How is Hawaii like a Kenyan slum? Lou Dobbs explains.... - July 30, 2009
Birther of a nation...or how to murder the truth in three easy steps
Comments (1) - July 30, 2009
A communique from the High Priestess of Cougar Nation - July 29, 2009
Lie and grow rich...the American way - July 28, 2009
With "experts" like these, who needs edumication? - July 26, 2009
And now...because today hasn't been nearly amusing enough....
Comments (1) - July 24, 2009
Another communique from the "Egregious Waste of Humanity" Department
Comments (1) - July 23, 2009
If Fox Noise Channel was a newspaper - July 21, 2009
Another communique from the "Egregious Waste of Humanity" Department - July 21, 2009
What's not on my iPod today - July 20, 2009
We're not racist...we've been chosed by God - July 18, 2009
I prefer arms that aren't primed to kill someone - July 17, 2009
Another communique from the "Egregious Waste of Humanity" Department - July 17, 2009
Finally...a race she can win - July 16, 2009
Better to be thought a fool than to...ah, fuhgeddaboudit.... - July 16, 2009
Hopefully, the hunger will motivate her - July 15, 2009
So...there are instances when abortion is a good idea?
Comments (1) - July 15, 2009
Hypocrisy: sometimes words just don't do it justice - July 13, 2009
Time to recognize the many contributions Republicans have made to the English Language - July 12, 2009
Daddy's little heart attack.... - July 12, 2009
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro - July 11, 2009
Compassion is for losers and Libruls - July 11, 2009
Hey, if y'all can elect George W. Bush, THIS could absolutely happen
Comments (1) - July 11, 2009
Alaska: a stage too small for Caribou Barbie's ego - July 10, 2009
We generally get the quality of leadership we deserve...and our standards are low - July 10, 2009
No, you do not want to piss off David Letterman - July 9, 2009
If past is prologue.... - July 7, 2009
Being incompetent, evil, and imperial is OK- if you're a Republican - July 7, 2009
Misplaced anger and obstructionism - July 6, 2009
Caribou Barbie can't stand heat; leaves kitchen - July 6, 2009
I couldn't agree more.... - July 5, 2009
The same as it ever was - July 4, 2009
The most frightening portrait of a Republican you will see today - July 3, 2009
Another trip down the Far Right's rabbit hole.... - July 2, 2009
Then again, he IS a Real American patriot, eh?
Comments (1) - July 2, 2009
True courage? It ain't the cabal on the left.... - July 1, 2009
They're not fighting and dying to force a class of Americans to remain second-class citizens - July 1, 2009
Denial...it ain't just a river in Egypt - June 30, 2009
I got mine. You'd best damn well get your own.
Comments (1) - June 30, 2009
And they have only themselves to blame - June 29, 2009
Better to be thought a fool than...oh, never mind.... - June 29, 2009
Let's hope he's not "hiking" in Argentina - June 27, 2009
Yep...he's been busy - June 27, 2009
Just another family values Conservative with a Liberal penis - June 25, 2009
Repeat a lie often enough...and it's still a lie - June 25, 2009
Uh...no, we don't want him, either
Comments (1) - June 25, 2009
Conservative porn - June 23, 2009
Because Lord knows all Iranians are Republicans who watch nothing but Fox Noise Channel - June 22, 2009
Well, they're poor for a reason, right? - June 21, 2009
Isn't it about time someone pulled his anterior out his posterior?
Comments (2) - June 21, 2009
Why John Culberson is an egregious waste of humanity - June 19, 2009
Like I need to answer this question.... - June 18, 2009
When free speech and expression goes horribly, irretrievably wrong - June 17, 2009
And it's ready in no time flat - June 16, 2009
Ignorant. Irrelevant. Built to stay that way.
Comments (1) - June 16, 2009
Republicans and racism go together like strippers and professional athletes - June 16, 2009
Sarah Palin: n., Latin for "media whore" - June 15, 2009
Never go full dickhead...because Bill O'Reilly already has - June 14, 2009
You know you're scraping the bottom of the barrel when.... - June 13, 2009
The dumber they are...the dumber they are - June 10, 2009
It's a good thing Jesus is a Republican - June 8, 2009
If not for all the Brown People, this would be such a fabulous country - June 7, 2009
It turns out that "Sarah Palin" is Latin for "blithering idiot" - June 6, 2009
Because talking to our adversaries and advocating for peace really is un-American - June 5, 2009
Minnesota held hostage: Day 214...with no end in sight - June 4, 2009
And it's MUCH tastier than exercising actual leadership - June 3, 2009
Ignorance in praise of lunacy...or is it lunacy in praise of ignorance? - May 31, 2009
Ah, so this is what they mean by "Pro-Life"
Comments (2) - May 31, 2009
There's hateful, there's brain-dead...and then there's Tom Tancredo
Comments (1) - May 28, 2009
Better to be thought a twit than to be Newt Gingrich on Twitter - May 27, 2009
Two words: Harriet (&^%$#@ Miers. Now STFU.... - May 25, 2009
A legend in his own mind
Comments (1) - May 23, 2009
Why is this man not wearing an orange jumpsuit in a federal prison?
Comments (2) - May 21, 2009
US out of Texas...NOW!!! - May 20, 2009
Because when squirrels attack, you need to be ready - May 20, 2009
Dick in a box.... - May 19, 2009
You'll get nothing...and you'll like it - May 15, 2009
He could power a small village for months - May 14, 2009
What? You have a better idea for a new GOP logo?? - May 13, 2009
And they're also Republican career options - May 12, 2009
And wouldn't you know it; he's from Texas.... - May 12, 2009
Just sayin'.... - May 7, 2009
Better to be though a fool than to be John Boehner and...oh, never mind.... - May 6, 2009
Arlen Specter: one-man sleeper cell? Or blithering idiot?? - May 6, 2009
But she looked good failing, eh? - May 5, 2009
Well, it beats the Hell out of having to come up with actual ideas, knowhutimean? - May 4, 2009
Yeah, that worked out well, eh?? - May 2, 2009
Ignorant, hateful, and insensitive is no way to go through life, ma'am.... | TrackBacks (1) - May 1, 2009
How stupid do you have to be? Don't make me answer that....
Comments (2) - April 30, 2009
Yes, it's true; God really IS a Republican
Comments (2) - April 29, 2009
Sour grapes often make the most satisfying whine - April 28, 2009
Better to be thought a raving loon.... - April 27, 2009
Finally...a Republican who almost makes Michele Bachmann look sane - April 24, 2009
Impotent, bitter, and ignorant is no way to go through life - April 23, 2009
Congratulations, America; you have only yourself to blame for this - April 23, 2009
When wingnuts attack...Rick Perry will be there to save the day - April 22, 2009
Being a Texas Republican means never having to make any sense
Comments (2) - April 22, 2009
And maybe coffee, if you're get there early enough - April 21, 2009
Because truth is for losers and Libruls - April 20, 2009
Now, if Americans ever learned that Republicans don't care about them.... - April 17, 2009
When fantasy becomes reality: inside today's GOP - April 16, 2009
Pandering sure beats having to...oh, I don't know...show leadership??
Comments (1) - April 15, 2009
An open letter to Norm Coleman
Comments (1) - April 15, 2009
Hmm...perhaps to keep Liberals and Socialists at bay??
Comments (1) - April 14, 2009
When the Law of Unitended Consequences turns hilarious - April 13, 2009
Actually, hating America is kinda fun.... - April 11, 2009
Because unfocused anger and rage is easier than sober reflection
Comments (1) - April 10, 2009
Because it really should be about the convenience of ignorant White folks
Comments (1) - April 9, 2009
Some people really are more equal than others, eh?
Comments (1) - April 6, 2009
Choose your battles wisely...or not at all - April 2, 2009
An ode to The Dumbest (&^%$#@ Human Being on the Face of the Planet © - April 1, 2009
Is he, or is he not, the Black Angel of Death?? - April 1, 2009
This would be why he's the Dumbest (&^%$#@ Human Being on the Face of the Planet - March 31, 2009
If you're not ashamed of your country, you should be - March 28, 2009
Oh, so that's why we need volcano monitoring.... - March 27, 2009
This is what it must feel like to be nibbled to death by ducks - March 26, 2009
If you think it's about what's best for the country, guess again - March 25, 2009
Governor Goodhair to Texas: (&^% y'all!! - March 23, 2009
Vlad the Impaler hasn't let the building...but it's time he did - March 20, 2009
Only they could mistake irrelevance for power and influence - March 17, 2009
Greetings from Hooverville.... - March 15, 2009
This just in: vast small-penis conspiracy following Karl Rove and Bill O'Reilly - March 14, 2009
Governor inserts anterior in posterior...Film @ 11 - March 13, 2009
Hey, it's always worked before.... - March 12, 2009
Today's stop on the "BushWorld Revisionist History" Tour
Comments (1) - March 9, 2009
A spokesman for the party of "No (&^%$#@ way" inserts his anterior in his posterior - March 8, 2009
Lies, damn lies, and Republican propaganda.... - March 7, 2009
Republican hypocrisy...yes, I know it's redundant...ad infinitum, ad nauseum - March 6, 2009
We've come a long way, ba...oh, never mind....
Comments (1) - March 4, 2009
I didn't know that "hypocrisy" could be spelled with "G", "O", and "P"
Comments (5) - February 27, 2009
Memo to Republicans: You don't think there's a message here?? - February 25, 2009
Memo to the GOP: Ronald Reagan is still dead
Comments (1) - February 24, 2009
Better to be thought a dick than to be Richard Shelby and remove all doubt - February 24, 2009
It would be funny if it wasn't true - February 22, 2009
Because ignorance and empty, self-serving rhetoric should never be an impediment to the lust for power - February 21, 2009
And here I'd been thinking that the #1 threat to this great nation was bears - February 19, 2009
Grab a cup of coffee, sit back, and let the stupid wash over you - February 18, 2009
Yeah, that being the "Party of 'No'" sure is working out well, eh?? - February 16, 2009
Eh...we'll just cut taxes. That'll fix everything...right?? - February 7, 2009
We. Deserve. Better. Not that we're going to get it.... - February 5, 2009
When you have no honor or ideas of your own.... - January 24, 2009
The worst example of wasted humanity I can think of
Comments (5) - January 16, 2009
Do not pass "Go". Do not collect $200. Go directly to jail. - January 15, 2009
Bill Kristol and the truth: separated at birth
Comments (2) - January 12, 2009
Can I have my country back now? - January 11, 2009
Sarah Palin: the gift that keeps on giving...and giving... - January 8, 2009
Wishful thinking...or have Republicans really (&^%$# things up beyond repair this time?
Comments (1) - January 3, 2009
How 'bout them familee valyews? In 2012, she'll be a grandmother! - January 2, 2009
Clueless, completely devoid of compassion...and built to stay that way - December 29, 2008
And you wonder why Republicans deserve to be a permanent minority? - December 25, 2008
Ah...the joys of a free market economy - December 24, 2008
The war on Christmas, sponsored by the Republican Leadership Council - December 17, 2008
Vice President Torquemada to rule of law: "(&^% you!!" - December 17, 2008
With any luck, they'll be wandering in the wilderness for generations to come - December 16, 2008
The "War on Christmas" may be a myth, but the "War on the Middle Class" is not - December 15, 2008
Could it be possible? A Republican not mired in dogma and denial??
Comments (1) - December 15, 2008
Not if I have anything to say about it - December 14, 2008
Nah, not even he's going to be able to help them - December 13, 2008
Uh...don't we have real problems in need of solutions??
Comments (1) - December 10, 2008
Who loves our troops now?? - December 7, 2008
Oh, please.... - December 5, 2008
Yes, journalism died in 2008...but not for the reasons Sean Hannity thinks
Comments (1) - December 4, 2008
How should we be thankful? Let me count the ways.... - December 3, 2008
Sen. Saxby Chambliss: Coming soon to a sex-offender registry near you - December 2, 2008
Being ignorant of history makes it no less real or true - December 1, 2008
Sir...put down the KoolAid and slowly step away....
Comments (1) - November 29, 2008
Well, it beats the Hell out of accepting responsibility for your party's miserable, abject failure - November 28, 2008
Lies, damn lies...and Joe LIEbermann - November 27, 2008
Speaking of giving thanks.... - November 26, 2008
Warning: please swallow your coffee before watching this video...or "What were those ingredients for the moose chili??"
Comments (2) - November 22, 2008
And you can wash it down with ignorance, fear-mongering, and reaction. Yum.... - November 21, 2008
From the Department of Truly Unfortunate Visuals....
Comments (1) - November 21, 2008
If there really is a war on Christmas, WalMart just declared victory
Comments (1) - November 20, 2008
So...if we killed a few off, then we'd have a problem?? - November 20, 2008
Memo to Alan Keyes: What part of "American by birth" do you not understand?
Comments (1) - November 18, 2008
Ah, irony...a bit late, don'tchathink?? - November 12, 2008
You got any better ideas?? - November 12, 2008
Insightful leadership and policy-making in action...or not
Comments (1) - November 11, 2008
Admitting you're an @$$hole is the first step...or, it can't be easy to admit that you're irrelevant - November 10, 2008
And you wonder why they lost the election?? - November 10, 2008
The beginning...and probably the end...of my career as a book reviewer - November 9, 2008
And you wonder why public education in Texas is so completely FUBAR??
Comments (1) - November 8, 2008
Denial: yeah, it ain't just a river in Egypt, knowhutimean?? - November 7, 2008
Republican: (n.) poor loser; morally and ideologically bankrupt; corrupt - November 5, 2008
This message was paid for by Ignorant, Hateful Rednecks for McCain-Palin
Comments (10) - November 4, 2008
Not so much fun when the tables are turned, is it?? - November 3, 2008
Vote carefully, Comrade.... - November 3, 2008
Sometimes, a few pictures really are worth a thousand words - November 3, 2008
Today's signs that the (McCain-Palin) Apocalypse is upon us - November 3, 2008
When you'll do whatever it takes, this is what you get - November 2, 2008
The amazing thing is that this woman is even allowed to vote - November 2, 2008
When being called "The Worst Person in the World" doesn't begin to do justice....
Comments (1) - November 2, 2008
Jesus, save me from your followers...PLEASE.... - November 1, 2008
Today's signs that the (McCain-Palin) Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (1) - October 31, 2008
Lies, damn lies...and John McCain
Comments (1) - October 31, 2008
I'm Joe the Plumber, and...uh, I approved this message...because Libruls are evil, craven sonsabitches who will sell Israel to the P.L.O. and tax us back to the Stone Age - October 31, 2008
And infinite human stupidity is why we are where we are today - October 30, 2008
Can someone get this guy some BandAids for his knuckles?? - October 30, 2008
Sometimes, a picture really is worth a thousand words. In this case, though, five will do just fine.
Comments (1) - October 29, 2008
Time for another visit from Captain Obvious - October 29, 2008
Sometimes, the best explanation is the simplest one
Comments (1) - October 29, 2008
Better to be thought a fool than to be Elisabeth Hasselbeck and remove all doubt - October 28, 2008
The death of objective journalism - October 28, 2008
Ted Stevens,US Senatorconvicted felon. I'll bet he looks fabulous in an orange jumpsuit. - October 27, 2008
These people are allowed to vote?? (#2) - October 27, 2008
Meanwhile, in the "pro-America" part of this great country, #2.... - October 26, 2008
These people are allowed to vote??
Comments (3) - October 25, 2008
Meanwhile, in the "pro-America" part of this great country.... - October 25, 2008
Better to be thought a fool than to be Marcia Stirman and remove all doubt
Comments (2) - October 25, 2008
Reaping what John McCain and Sarah Palin have sowed - October 24, 2008
When you have nothing to offer, you have...Liddy Dole??
Comments (1) - October 24, 2008
I'm Michele Bachmann, and I approved this message...because I'm a fool for Christ - October 24, 2008
OK, so it's NSFW, and it does contain the "C" word...but it is pretty funny.... - October 23, 2008
Decency makes a cameo
Comments (2) - October 23, 2008
Vote Republican! It's easier than thinking!! Country First!!! - October 23, 2008
Can you be "just folks" in an Armani suit and Manolo Blahnik pumps?
Comments (2) - October 22, 2008
Jesus really is a Republican - October 21, 2008
Reason #236 why McCain-Palin don't deserve to win
Comments (4) - October 20, 2008
Say hello to Joseph McCarthy in a skirt - October 19, 2008
Yeah, I think you pretty much nailed it - October 18, 2008
They're not called the party of "fear and smear" for nothing, eh?? - October 18, 2008
Yes, Virginia...these people really are the lowest common denominator. And they vote. - October 18, 2008
And you think this couldn't happen?? - October 17, 2008
Stoopid...and not afraid to let the world know - October 17, 2008
Apparently, Sen. McCain thinks he's running against Kunta Kinte - October 16, 2008
This is what appealing to the lowest common denominator produces
Comments (1) - October 16, 2008
It's not about standing up for your beliefs. It's about winning.
Comments (4) - October 16, 2008
And we had to go all the way to Venice...California, that is...to find the truth - October 15, 2008
Yet another fine example of Republican "family values" - October 15, 2008
It wouldn't hurt if it weren't so completely and sadly true - October 15, 2008
Yes, it's going to be a very long three weeks - October 15, 2008
Today's signs that the (McCain) Apocalypse is upon us - October 14, 2008
Now do you understand what not paying attention has cost us? - October 14, 2008
McCain-Palin: full of sound and fury...and ultimately signifying nothing - October 14, 2008
And you can rest assured they'll do the same thing they did for the war on terror as they did for the economy - October 14, 2008
Today's signs that the (McCain) Apocalypse is upon us - October 13, 2008
When you play with fire, you can't ask for a "do over" when you get burned - October 13, 2008
So, 'splain to me again why y'all vote Republican?? - October 12, 2008
An important message from Passionately Credulous Bigots for McCain - October 11, 2008
And this empty suit could potentially be a heartbeat away from the Presidency?? - October 11, 2008
Yep...and she's going to clean up Washington in the same way she cleaned up Alaska. Be afraid. Very afraid. - October 11, 2008
Is "lightweight" spelled with one "l" or two?? - October 11, 2008
When you make a deal with the Devil, you can't claim to be surprised when you get burned - October 11, 2008
This is almost enough to make me swear off sex - October 10, 2008
Stoopid...and not afraid to display it openly and unabashedly - October 10, 2008
Remind me again why John McCain deserves to be President?
Comments (1) - October 10, 2008
And perhaps Gov. Palin could run for czar - October 10, 2008
John McCain is going to lose this election...and look like a fool and a demagogue in doing it
Comments (1) - October 9, 2008
This won't be well-received, but someone needs to say it - October 8, 2008
Congratulations, America; you have only yourself to blame - October 7, 2008
And you wonder why the McCain-Palin campaign is so desperately attacking and smearing Barack Obama?? - October 7, 2008
You'd think that someone who lives in a glass house would refrain from throwing stones - October 7, 2008
Good Lord...I certainly hope not - October 6, 2008
You knew better than that...right?? - October 5, 2008
It's not difficult to exceed expecations when there are no expectations - October 4, 2008
Go ahead...doggoneit, it's the American thing to do - October 3, 2008
(not exactly) Compassionate Conservatism in action
Comments (1) - October 2, 2008
This was only a matter of time, right?
Comments (1) - September 29, 2008
And you can thank a "free market" Conservative for this one
Comments (1) - September 28, 2008
Now, THAT'S leadership!! - September 27, 2008
Because if they start thinking, they're not going to vote Republican
Comments (1) - September 27, 2008
A picture that really is worth a thousand words....
Comments (1) - September 26, 2008
Yeah...a real hero of the common man, don'tchathink??
Comments (4) - September 26, 2008
Yeah, I think that pretty much sums up the entire McCain campaign, don'tchathink??
Comments (1) - September 25, 2008
Hey, John!! D'ya need a ride to the airport?? - September 23, 2008
The Giant Pink WHAT of Fate?? - September 22, 2008
John McCain: a man who would sacrfice his honor before losing an election - September 21, 2008
And that's why she a foreign policy whiz - September 18, 2008
Good ol' boys just wanna have fun - September 16, 2008
Haven't we seen this movie before?
Comments (2) - September 16, 2008
Just when you thought this campaign season couldn't possibly become any sillier....
Comments (1) - September 16, 2008
Apparently, John McCain's "Straight Talk Express" has vanity plates - September 16, 2008
Today's examples of pandering to the lowest common denominator
Comments (1) - September 15, 2008
And you wonder why Republicans LOVE Brown People? - September 15, 2008
Today's examples of pandering to the lowest common denominator - September 14, 2008
It wouldn't hurt so much if it wasn't so undeniably true - September 14, 2008
Today's examples of pandering to the lowest common denominator - September 13, 2008
Presidential politics is SO much easier when you break things down scientifically, eh??
Comments (1) - September 13, 2008
Yes, it really is apparently just this easy - September 13, 2008
Today's examples of pandering to the lowest common denominator - September 12, 2008
Today's examples of pandering to the lowest common denominator - September 12, 2008
And this is why John McCain and Sarah Palin have a chance to win in November - September 12, 2008
When homegirls strike.... - September 10, 2008
Inquiring minds should want to know...like we'll ever get the answers we deserve - September 10, 2008
And yet we heard exactly nothing about this during the Republican National Convention...perhaps because they got us to where we are? - September 10, 2008
That's right...if you've lost a loved one in Iraq or Afghanistan, YOU DON'T COUNT - September 10, 2008
In Sarah Palin's defense, she IS a lying sack of $#!%...and a self-absorbed narcissist - September 9, 2008
Remind me again why and how this woman is qualified to be Vice President.... - September 9, 2008
If you want substance, you'll be voting for Barack Obama in November - September 9, 2008
"Politicians lying about their records"...it's what Republicans do - September 8, 2008
In Sarah Palin's defense, she IS a lying sack of $#!%...and an ambitious careerist - September 8, 2008
Today's examples of pandering to the lowest common denominator - September 8, 2008
Prepare to be Barackrolled.... - September 8, 2008
And you thought the Twin Cities were populated by uptight Lutherans.... - September 7, 2008
Sarah Palin, hoisted on her own petard - September 7, 2008
Today's examples of pandering to the lowest common denominator - September 6, 2008
I'm more than leaning.... - September 6, 2008
Hypocrisy, thou art a Republican.... - September 6, 2008
Today's examples of pandering to the lowest common denominator - September 6, 2008
Such an empty vessel.... - September 5, 2008
Rank hypocrisy? Check. Exploiting our national pain for political purposes? Check. Willingness to employ whatever propaganda they deem necessary and sufficient? Check. - September 5, 2008
Just a quick question.... - September 5, 2008
You just had to know that this was going to happen sooner or later....
Comments (1) - September 5, 2008
Somewhere, Josef Goebbles is smiling - September 5, 2008
Today's examples of pandering to the lowest common denominator - September 5, 2008
Willingness to engage in childish, meaningless insults? Check. - September 4, 2008
Lindsay Lohan says it's time to talk about the issues...so whaddya say?? - September 4, 2008
They're more likely to vote Republican if you keep 'em barefoot and pregnant
Comments (1) - September 4, 2008
Today's examples of pandering to the lowest common denominator - September 4, 2008
You have to know you're in trouble when.... - September 3, 2008
The bigger the hair, the closer to God...and John McCain - September 3, 2008
So you still think Republicans are willing to and capable of discussing issues intelligently?
Comments (1) - September 3, 2008
When we do it, it's message control. When you do it, it's propaganda. - September 3, 2008
Today's examples of pandering to the lowest common denominator - September 3, 2008
Someone has a very special present for the nominee - September 2, 2008
Yeah, talk about yer disasters.... - September 2, 2008
Can we talk about the issues now??
Comments (5) - September 2, 2008
It wouldn't hurt if it weren't true - September 2, 2008
I got mine. You can damn well get yer own. - September 2, 2008
Fiddling while Louisiana drowns - September 2, 2008
Today's examples of pandering to the lowest common denominator - September 2, 2008
Family values, Republican style
Comments (3) - September 1, 2008
STFU, Liberal wussies. Brave Republicans like Pick Perry will save America. - September 1, 2008
If this isn't a sign from above of increasing irrelevance, I don't know what would be - September 1, 2008
Today's examples of pandering to the lowest common denominator - August 31, 2008
From the soon-to-be released documentary detailing how John McCain chose Sarah Palin - August 31, 2008
Today's examples of pandering to the lowest common denominator - August 30, 2008
Two words, y'all: Dan Quayle. In a blue dress. - August 30, 2008
Today's examples of pandering to the lowest common denominator - August 30, 2008
Uh...what's a Vice President??? - August 29, 2008
Today's examples of pandering to the lowest common denominator - August 28, 2008
Today's examples of pandering to the lowest common denominator - August 27, 2008
If this doesn't create a sense of shame in you, it's time for a humanity check - August 26, 2008
We welcome you and your wallets with open arms - August 26, 2008
Today's examples of pandering to the lowest common denominator - August 25, 2008
We are at war with Eurasia. We have always been at war with Eurasia. And John McCain is a brilliant, insightful, and wise leader.
Comments (1) - August 25, 2008
Today's examples of pandering to the lowest common denominator - August 24, 2008
Today's examples of pandering to the lowest common denominator - August 23, 2008
Today's examples of pandering to the lowest common denominator - August 22, 2008
Today's examples of pandering to the lowest common denominator - August 21, 2008
Today's examples of pandering to the lowest common denominator - August 20, 2008
When we do it, it's liberating an oppressed people. When you do it, it's unchecked, naked aggression. - August 20, 2008
Today's examples of pandering to the lowest common denominator - August 19, 2008
This is why you never hear "politics" and "truth" in the same sentence...especially when it comes to Conservatives - August 19, 2008
Today's examples of pandering to the lowest common denominator - August 18, 2008
Finally, someone in the Mainstream Media does their homework - August 18, 2008
When you get right down to it, Conservatives just aren't funny, #2 - August 18, 2008
Today's examples of pandering to the lowest common denominator - August 17, 2008
When you get right down to it, Conservatives just aren't funny - August 17, 2008
Today's examples of pandering to the lowest common denominator - August 16, 2008
Today's examples of pandering to the lowest common denominator - August 15, 2008
Uh...so how many morons can dance on the head of a pin??
Comments (1) - August 15, 2008
Today's examples of pandering to the lowest common denominator
Comments (3) - August 14, 2008
Today on "The Dumbest (&^%$#@ Human Being On The Face Of The Planet".... - August 14, 2008
Better to be thought a fool than to be Michele Bachmann and remove all doubt...repeatedly - August 14, 2008
Today's signs that the (McCain) Apocalypse is upon us - August 13, 2008
Fiddling while Rome smolders - August 12, 2008
And I've always harbored a secret dream of doing Bea Arthur
Comments (1) - August 12, 2008
Today's signs that the (McCain) Apocalypse is upon us - August 11, 2008
Drill here? Drill now? Sure...just as soon as you start drilling on what you already have, 'kay?? - August 11, 2008
Today's signs that the (McCain) Apocalypse is upon us - August 10, 2008
Today's signs that the (McCain) Apocalypse is upon us - August 9, 2008
Today's signs that the (McCain) Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (1) - August 9, 2008
How 'bout your wife? Oh, wait...she's Mexican, isn't she?? - August 7, 2008
Thankfully, the transfer of stupid was virtually instantaneous
Comments (1) - August 7, 2008
This just in...in case you were wondering.... - August 7, 2008
Today's signs that the (McCain) Apocalypse is upon us - August 6, 2008
And the winner: Cindy McCain!! - August 6, 2008
Today's signs that the (McCain) Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (1) - August 5, 2008
Sometimes, the jokes just write themselves.... - August 5, 2008
I can't believe I once voted for this (&^%$#@ moron
Comments (1) - August 5, 2008
Today's signs that the (McCain) Apocalypse is upon us - August 4, 2008
My God, I am SO proud to be an American.... - August 4, 2008
No, for sheer criminality, you couldn't hold Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader's © jock - August 4, 2008
Today's signs that the (McCain) Apocalypse is upon us - August 3, 2008
This barrel, it seems, has no bottom - August 3, 2008
Yeah...you're about to be assimilated.... - August 2, 2008
Can't a Republican get some love in this state? No? All right, then.... - August 1, 2008
Just before McCain begins his acceptance speech, his handlers will kill the elephant and hand McCain the still-beating heart - August 1, 2008
Today's signs that the (McCain) Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (2) - July 31, 2008
Today's signs that the (McCain) Apocalypse is upon us - July 30, 2008
Today's signs that the (McCain) Apocalypse is upon us - July 29, 2008
Today on "When Wingnuts Attack"....
Comments (1) - July 29, 2008
Today's signs that the (McCain) Apocalypse is upon us - July 28, 2008
Today's signs that the (McCain) Apocalypse is upon us - July 27, 2008
Ooops...looks like someone's secret is out of the box.... - July 27, 2008
So much for keeping the campaign on the "high road", eh?? - July 27, 2008
Today's signs that the (McCain) Apoclaypse is upon us
Comments (1) - July 26, 2008
Today's signs that the (McCain) Apocalypse is upon us - July 25, 2008
Thinks that make my gag reflex go into hyperdrive
Comments (1) - July 25, 2008
Today's signs that the (McCain) Apoclaypse is upon us
Comments (1) - July 24, 2008
Vacant, uninspiring...and apparently built to stay that way - July 24, 2008
Yeah..what Liberal Media?? - July 24, 2008
Today's signs that the (McCain) Apocalypse is upon us - July 24, 2008
John McCain's new media theme song - July 22, 2008
Turn-about is fair play, no? Even if this would never, ever happen. - July 22, 2008
Better to be thought a fool than to be Kevin Bryant and remove all doubt - July 18, 2008
Twin sons of different mothers? - July 17, 2008
The road to Hell really is paved with Republicans - July 16, 2008
Vice-President to country: "F--k you; I'm in charge here" - July 14, 2008
When brilliant and stoopid engage in a tug of war...and stoopid wins - July 10, 2008
Sometimes, ignorance can be it's own reward...or, too stupid to even recognize that he's stupid - July 8, 2008
Try blaming this one on the "Liberal Media"
Comments (-20) - July 8, 2008
Reaping what you sow
Comments (-1) - July 7, 2008
Because words matter...or, that was then and this is now
Comments (-2) - July 6, 2008
Some of us wouldn't so much as walk to the bathroom for this - July 6, 2008
The truth...and it ain't pretty - July 4, 2008
How stupid do you have to be? Yes...apparently this stupid.
Comments (-1) - July 4, 2008
Because it sure is easier to judge others.... - July 3, 2008
So, if you have nothing positive to add, why not just scare the Hell out of people?
Comments (-1) - July 1, 2008
Lost in the hue and cry is the reality that he's right - June 30, 2008
Dishonest? Check. Willingness to stretch the truth? Check. Gordon Smith? Check. - June 30, 2008
What's next? Public beheadings on the Mall? Well, then here's your man! - June 27, 2008
Things to do in Portland when your campaign's dead - June 24, 2008
Because women should never, ever be trusted to make decisions about their own bodies. Ever. - June 23, 2008
Self-righteous, hypocritical, and apparently built to stay that way
Comments (1) - June 23, 2008
Vote Republican. It's easier than thinking. - June 22, 2008
If you liked Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader ©, you're going to LOVE Bush Lite ©! - June 22, 2008
Don't forget the sunscreen.... - June 21, 2008
And all this time I thought we were limited to inarticulate grunts and crude sexual innuendo - June 21, 2008
Being a Republican means never having to worry about details like...oh, I don't know...accountability?? - June 20, 2008
Today's nominee for "Worst Political Ad of All Time": Norm Coleman - June 20, 2008
Let the cattiness begin, eh?
Comments (-1) - June 20, 2008
Double standard? What double standard?
Comments (-1) - June 18, 2008
So how many more have to die?
Comments (1) - June 16, 2008
Being a Republican means never having justify ignorance and misogyny - June 16, 2008
Buy two, and we'll throw in a free trip to Cleveland!! - June 15, 2008
Yes, but is our children learning?? - June 14, 2008
And the side effects of voting Republican are virtually identical...wierd, huh?? - June 14, 2008
John McCain...a traitor to his legacy and a man who will say anything to become President - June 13, 2008
I'm voting Republican because...well, because proto-fascist groupthink is less threatening than independent thought - June 10, 2008
But God is on his side, no?
Comments (1) - June 10, 2008
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us - June 9, 2008
Hey, a man can dream, no??
Comments (-1) - June 6, 2008
Arrogant, self-absorbed...and apparently built to stay that way
Comments (-1)| TrackBacks (-1) - May 30, 2008
So, Republicans really do eat their young?
Comments (-3) - May 28, 2008
Amazing how one can grow a conscience when one has a book to sell, eh??
Comments (3) - May 27, 2008
Vacant, hypocritical...and apparently built to stay that way. - May 26, 2008
Because only "real" Americans deserve to celebrate today - May 26, 2008
Next he'll be telling us he wants to bring our troops home from Iraq - May 23, 2008
Still glad you voted Republican? Don't you wish everyone would?? | TrackBacks (-1) - May 21, 2008
Freedom of speech...when it's convenient and doesn't advocate anything that might be construed as offensive - May 20, 2008
Ah, ya just gotta love dem familee valyews.... - May 19, 2008
The man who would say anything to become President - May 15, 2008
Ethel!! The g-----n Libruls are at it again!! Hide the kids!!!
Comments (-1) - May 13, 2008
If you experience an erection lasting more than four hours...well, you're probably a Republican Congressman - May 12, 2008
And you thought the tenor of debate was going to improve
Comments (-1) - May 11, 2008
Yo' mama's so ugly she'd make a mime scream....
Comments (-1) - May 10, 2008
If you hooked him up to an EEG monitor, I doubt the needle would budge
Comments (-2) - May 10, 2008
And the good news is that there's plenty of time for the remaining 2% - May 7, 2008
Being a neoConservative means being able and willing to bomb your problems away
Comments (-1)| TrackBacks (-1) - May 4, 2008
And you thought the Paultards went away....
Comments (1) - May 4, 2008
Keep 'em in the dark and feed 'em $#!& | TrackBacks (-1) - April 29, 2008
Maverick (n.): Republican for "I'll say (or do) whatever it takes to get elected."
Comments (2) - April 29, 2008
While Rome burned.... - April 28, 2008
Isn't this where our bile should be directed?? - April 28, 2008
Yeah, but at least it's fair and balanced.... - April 25, 2008
Go to Hell. Do not pass "Go". Do not collect $200. Go directly to Hell. NOW.
Comments (-1) - April 24, 2008
If Satan were a pundit, he'd be Tony Snow
Comments (-2) - April 17, 2008
I'm sure that the 4000+ who came home in flag-draped boxes would want in on the debate - April 11, 2008
And they call us defeatocrats.... - April 10, 2008
Like we don't already know which dickweed Texas Libertarian/Republican was the one vote
Comments (7) - April 4, 2008
Reality takes a holiday
Comments (2) - April 3, 2008
The breasts...they have spoken...and it was good
Comments (1) - April 2, 2008
Back to the Dark Ages
Comments (1) - March 31, 2008
After eight years of lies and wingnuts, isn't it time for some sanity? - March 30, 2008
The unofficial Conservative motto: "Don't hassle us; hassle those who don't agree with us" - March 29, 2008
They're not hating...they're differentiating - March 29, 2008
It appears that Republican fortunes really are in the toilet - March 29, 2008
It's healthy, it's fun...and apparently immoral - March 28, 2008
The crazy...it burns!!!
Comments (2) - March 23, 2008
I suppose this is why it's called the GOPee?? - March 18, 2008
He's back...and he ain't happy about it.... - March 16, 2008
Words do matter...and these are the ones we should be focusing on - March 15, 2008
Republicans are people too...mean, hateful, ignorant people
Comments (4) - March 14, 2008
- March 12, 2008
Because no one else will have them - March 6, 2008
The Kiss of Death - February 29, 2008
When critical thinking is outlawed, only outlaws will think for themselves - February 29, 2008
Get ready...you'll certainly be seeing and hearing more of this crap
Comments (2) - February 28, 2008
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us - February 28, 2008
Finally, a Republican politician with at least a shred of decency
Comments (10) - February 27, 2008
OK, but what happens when a German immigrant decides they want Holocaust commemorative plates? - February 22, 2008
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us - February 21, 2008
I did not have sex with that woman...I might have done another one, though....
Comments (2) - February 21, 2008
Ah, Schadenfreude...thou art a fickle (but highly entertaining) wench - February 20, 2008
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us - February 20, 2008
Yep...John McCain is a true Conservative - February 18, 2008
And thinking of Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader © gives him a woody - February 16, 2008
Better to be thought a lower form of life than to be Erick Erickson and remove all doubt - February 15, 2008
Somewhere, Josef Goebbels is laughing maniacally - February 15, 2008
Childish, disrespectful, immature...and built to stay that way - February 14, 2008
Virginia is for lovers...and those who would censor free speech and expression - February 12, 2008
Most college students would stick to pizza and beer
Comments (1) - February 11, 2008
Denial is more than a river in Sugar Land - February 10, 2008
If it walks like a duck and talks like a still...it still might not be a duck - February 9, 2008
So he could win the Republican and Democratic nominations?
Comments (3) - February 8, 2008
So long...goodbye...Auf Wiedersehen...don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out - February 6, 2008
Those who don't understand history are doomed to run on it as if it was the path to glory - February 5, 2008
Yeah, but Osama didn't get his helmet polished by a zaftig intern, did he?? - February 4, 2008
Lost a loved one in Iraq? Wondering who to thank? - February 3, 2008
If you're wondering what's so bad about the Far Right, you can start right here....
Comments (4) - January 31, 2008
Paultards: misguided, out of touch with reality...and apparently built to stay that way
Comments (5) - January 30, 2008
The stuff that Presidents and statemen are made of...or not - January 30, 2008
Is that a sand wedge in your pants? Or are you just glad to see me?? - January 29, 2008
If you have to consider the answer for more than a nanosecond, you should probably just forfeit your voter registration card - January 14, 2008
When you have no ideas of your own, misogyny and sexism start to look pretty good
Comments (5) - January 13, 2008
Thank God for the selfless leadership and foresight of Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader - January 12, 2008
Better to be thought a DUMB@$$ than to be Chris Matthews and remove any lingering doubt
Comments (1) - January 11, 2008
And they all went to Anbar Province to become IED fodder - January 11, 2008
And I want him lightly breaded on a bed of saffron rice. What's your point? - January 11, 2008
Once a DUMB@$$...oh, never mind.... - January 9, 2008
Can we skip everything else and go straight to the funeral pyre? - January 9, 2008
The Paultards are not going to like this one...nope, not one little bit....
Comments (5) - January 8, 2008
Must...fight...urge...to...puke.... - January 5, 2008
For the trolls shall always be among us
Comments (4) - January 5, 2008
More like an acid flashback.... - January 4, 2008
Sadly for Romney, it appears the undead don't vote in large numbers
Comments (2) - January 3, 2008
Greetings from the Republic of Fear
Comments (3) - January 2, 2008
'Cuz real heroes vote Republican - December 29, 2007
Attention all Paultards....
Comments (2) - December 28, 2007
Nothing quite like having a little fun at the expense of the humorless, don'tcha think?? - December 22, 2007
Yeah, that oughta shake things up....
Comments (2) - December 22, 2007
One less race-baiting, moralizing Republican thug.... - December 20, 2007
Have a very Larry (Craig) Christmas
Comments (2) - December 18, 2007
Uh...just another Republican with more money than sense?
Comments (5) - December 14, 2007
Princess Crazy Eyes declares her undying love for Ron Paul
Comments (5) - December 13, 2007
Clueless, arrogant...and built to stay that way
Comments (3) - December 13, 2007
Insult Jesus and you'll get a Texas lead enema - December 13, 2007
Because otherwise our children won't know who to hate
Comments (3) - December 13, 2007
Because the Republican Party isn't nearly (&^%$# up enough already - December 11, 2007
My nominee for "Worst Person in the World" - December 10, 2007
Nope...nothing to look at here, folks.... No double standard at work here.... - December 8, 2007
Pandering to the finish line - December 6, 2007
Hello. I'm Tom Tancredo, and I approved this message- because I'm a DUMB@$$ and a racist fearmonger - December 4, 2007
Apparently, I haven't done nearly enough - December 4, 2007
Nothing like keeping to your own kind, eh? - December 3, 2007
But he's still not gay. He's just a (&^%$#@ hyporcrite. - December 3, 2007
Lies, damn lies, and Republicans...same as it ever was
Comments (1) - December 2, 2007
Why, yes...that is me behind the beard.... ;O) - December 2, 2007
It's all about energizing the base, no? - December 1, 2007
Well, sure...self-delusion and perceived moral superiority will certainly do that for a person
Comments (1) - November 29, 2007
Enjoy your sojourn in Hell
Comments (5) - November 29, 2007
And you thought they were all about family values?
Comments (2) - November 28, 2007
Charity begins at home...with your favorite Republican Presidential candidate
Comments (2) - November 28, 2007
What do Soviets and Bushbots have in common? How about revisionist history? - November 27, 2007
Time to bite the hand that feeds me
Comments (1) - November 26, 2007
A wolf in sheep's clothing is still a wolf
Comments (7) - November 22, 2007
The only thing missing was a pair of kneepads and a tube of Astroglide
Comments (3) - November 20, 2007
Conclusive proof that Conservatives lack a sense of humor - November 19, 2007
From the "Conclusive Proof That Decency In Politics Really IS An Oxymoron Department" - November 19, 2007
Another trip to Bizarro World.... - November 18, 2007
...and Dick Cheney for Minister of War - November 17, 2007
If they're old enough to die for their country, they're old enough for...er...adult entertainment
Comments (3) - November 15, 2007
Keepin' 'em scared and stupid - November 15, 2007
The continuing persecution of good, God-fearing gay...uh, Republicans continues.... - November 14, 2007
Ron Paul? He's not a real candidate...is he??
Comments (2) - November 12, 2007
Mommie Dearest...and a VERY bad boy - November 11, 2007
Yeah, but Clinton was a Democrat...he deserved it - November 10, 2007
Yes, the fact that they're breeding SHOULD be a cause for concern - November 8, 2007
Looks like someone's got a zipper problem - November 7, 2007
Not exactly the record a Republican would want to run on
Comments (3) - November 5, 2007
They'd take care of you, but they're too busy taking care of themselves
Comments (3) - November 4, 2007
A communique from the "I'll do and/or say anything to win the Presidency" Department - November 1, 2007
It'a all about keeping your priorities straight
Comments (3) - October 29, 2007
The roar of the greasepaint, the smell of the crowd - October 27, 2007
Yep...that about says it all - October 26, 2007
Well, I didn't, but apparently someone did - October 26, 2007
The first...and hopefully last...in a series
Comments (1) - October 20, 2007
At least the airport men's rooms are nearby - October 19, 2007
Are you a real Republican looking for a candidate you can get behind? Well, here's your sign.... - October 19, 2007
Yeah, but non-partisanship is for losers and Libruls, right?? - October 18, 2007
Yeah, but the kid had it coming...didn't he?? - October 17, 2007
OK, people...he's still a Republican, capice??
Comments (7) - October 16, 2007
Speaking truth to demagogues and lunatics - October 15, 2007
Keeping America scared...er, strong.... - October 10, 2007
For the ignorant and the hypocritical shall always be among us - October 9, 2007
When the GOP talks about being the "Big Tent" party, I don't think they were referring to Larry Craigs shorts - October 9, 2007
The truth can be altered and massaged - October 8, 2007
The keynote address will be broadcast from the men's room at the airport
Comments (1) - October 6, 2007
The voice of reason and moderation checks in from rehab - October 6, 2007
Yes, Timmy, this is how Republicans weed out the sick, the infirm, and the Liberals - October 6, 2007
Yeah; who's supporting the troops now?
Comments (1) - October 5, 2007
He's here, he's queer...and you might as well just learn to live with it - October 5, 2007
For the Chickenhawks shall always be among us - October 3, 2007
Sometimes, Virginia, a picture really IS worth a thousand words.... - October 2, 2007
Perhaps the single most disturbing thing you will see prior to Election Day, 2008
Comments (1) - September 30, 2007
Please join me in mourning the death of comedy in the 2008 GOP Presidential campaign
Comments (1) - September 29, 2007
Yeah, if they were real soldiers, they wouldn't be coming home in boxes, would they? - September 29, 2007
Because there's nothing quite like playing on the suffering of others to make a candidate appear Presidential - September 28, 2007
Coming soon to an airport men's room near you
Comments (3) - September 27, 2007
Call now...operators are standing by!! - September 26, 2007
Because he'll do whatever it takes to become President - September 26, 2007
Yes, it does - September 24, 2007
You asked for it.... - September 22, 2007
Remember, it's only wasted effort if it can't be blamed on Democrats
Comments (3) - September 21, 2007
Yeah, but at least it's not "HillaryCare"
Comments (1) - September 19, 2007
Let Reagan be Reagan - September 19, 2007
Didn't someone start a revolution over taxation without representation?
Comments (1) - September 18, 2007
Jeebus, with all of the spinning, you'd think the guy would have motion sickness
Comments (3) - September 15, 2007
So how's them family values working out for you??
Comments (1) - September 12, 2007
Either a New Orleans hooker or a Republican Congressman is lying. Guess which one passed the polygraph test?
Comments (3) - September 7, 2007
Un-doing the right thing - September 6, 2007
Hey, at least he's up front about his ignorance - September 4, 2007
Old, but still true
Comments (3) - September 3, 2007
Once a DUMB@$$, always Tom Tancredo
Comments (1) - September 2, 2007
So long...farewell...Auf Wiedersehen...good riddance - August 30, 2007
Power corrupts, and apparently absolute power isn't nearly as much fun as we'd thought - August 30, 2007
'Cuz it's certainly easier than taking responsibility, eh? - August 29, 2007
Let the fun begin.... - August 29, 2007
Yeah...being a victim sure beats taking personal responsibility, eh?? - August 28, 2007
No, they're not all hypocritical perverts...it just seems that way - August 15, 2007
True, principled leadership is admitting that you've stepped in a large, steaming pile of DUMB@$$
Comments (2) - August 14, 2007
As if we needed any more evidence that the Bush Administration has spit the bit
Comments (1) - August 9, 2007
And on the plus side, there's a very low risk of and IED attack in Iowa
Comments (5) - August 6, 2007
College Republicans: Where ignorance, xenophobia, and self-interest always have a home - August 1, 2007
Looks like someone's having fun storming the castle
Comments (3) - August 1, 2007
Another day in terrorized America - July 30, 2007
Yes, America...THIS is the highest law enforcement officer in the land - July 28, 2007
Once a DUMB@$$...always Michele Bachman
Comments (1) - July 25, 2007
Standards? We don't need no stinkin' standards!!
Comments (2) - July 22, 2007
Once a DUMB@$$...always Mitt Romney
Comments (3) - July 20, 2007
Generation Chickenhawk - July 19, 2007
Hoisting them on their own petard - July 18, 2007
So guess who wears the pants in the Vitter family?
Comments (5) - July 17, 2007
Greetings from Cloudcuckooland
Comments (1) - July 16, 2007
If you're going to play, at some point you're going to have to pay
Comments (3) - July 15, 2007
Do hypocrites have more fun? Apparently so.
Comments (1) - July 15, 2007
Didn't we used to be a democracy? - July 14, 2007
I feel great...so what's the problem? - July 12, 2007
Once a DUMB@$$...always John McCain (Chapter 2)
Comments (1) - July 12, 2007
Yeah, so slap another magnetic ribbon on your SUV, eh?
Comments (2) - July 11, 2007
...and Nosferatu for VP.... - July 9, 2007
How about we talk about some honest-to-God issues??
Comments (4) - July 8, 2007
Uh...but he has no chance of winning, right??
Comments (19) - July 1, 2007
Or at a secure, undisclosed location - June 30, 2007
I'm not saying...but you've got to admit he fits the bill
Comments (1) - June 28, 2007
Well, at least we know how he'll treat Democrats
Comments (2) - June 28, 2007
You can say anything you want as long as you pander to the knuckle-draggers
Comments (2) - June 26, 2007
How else is John McCain going to finance his campaign? - June 23, 2007
#8: It will always be morning in America...except when it's not - June 22, 2007
No, you can't claim to be surprised.... - June 21, 2007
Hey, it worked for Ronald Reagan - June 20, 2007
Uh...this would be why he's the "law and order" candidate?
Comments (3) - June 20, 2007
Be afwaid...be vewy afwaid - June 19, 2007
Know your place, Fraulein - June 18, 2007
Apparently, the race to the bottom has hit the home stretch
Comments (8) - June 14, 2007
A strange man for strange times?
Comments (1) - June 14, 2007
Hmm...is it too late to throw my hat into the ring?
Comments (1) - June 11, 2007
If nothing else, he's helped introduce the word "Paultard" into the political lexicon
Comments (2) - June 10, 2007
Man, it's like deja vu all over again.... - June 9, 2007
If he's thinking he's the solution, he's a bigger DUMB@$$ than I'd suspected
Comments (8) - June 6, 2007
Hypocrisy, thou art Republican - June 5, 2007
The death of integrity and honesty
Comments (3) - May 30, 2007
Once a DUMB@$$...always Tom DeLay
Comments (1) - May 29, 2007
When lies are the currency you trade in, this is about what you can expect - May 23, 2007
When your best ideas come from a dead man....
Comments (2) - May 22, 2007
Loopy, prejudiced...and built to stay that way
Comments (2) - May 14, 2007
The Idiot's Guide To The Department Of Justice
Comments (2) - May 13, 2007
And it used to be such a pretty little war.... - May 11, 2007
And he's still probably the best Republican candidate
Comments (3) - May 9, 2007
I suppose this is what a law degree from Regent University will get you - May 7, 2007
Thanks for that mental picture.... - May 7, 2007
Ah, yes...the "family values" candidate, I presume? - May 4, 2007
OK, we have a hate crimes bill. When do we get one for ignorance crime? - May 2, 2007
And all this time, I'd been thinking we were adding another dimension of random silliness - May 1, 2007
You can take my civil rights. You can steal elections. Mess with the chocolate, and you do so at your own peril. - April 30, 2007
Hypocrites, damn hypocrites, and Republicans
Comments (14) - April 30, 2007
Conservative Eye for the Liberal Guy - April 28, 2007
This is what happens when you call "bullshit" on a Chickenhawk - April 27, 2007
What separation of Church and State? - April 26, 2007
Because REAL Americans don't ask questions
Comments (3) - April 26, 2007
Captain America's a Republican
Comments (1) - April 25, 2007
Thank God for these brave defenders of the Fatherland, eh? - April 24, 2007
NOW can we impeach the lying, inept, propagandizing, self-righteous, incompetent murdering bastard??
Comments (1) - April 23, 2007
Clueless, dismissive, arrogant...and built to stay that way - April 23, 2007
This is what happens when you think with the wrong head - April 22, 2007
Yet another reason why Conservatives can't govern
Comments (1) - April 21, 2007
If the NRA ran our educational system
Comments (1) - April 21, 2007
When fake news and real news intersect, you're probably talking about the Bush Administration - April 20, 2007
Sometimes, a picture really is worth a thousand words
Comments (1) - April 19, 2007
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (2) - April 19, 2007
'Tis better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt
Comments (10) - April 17, 2007
Cue the self-righteous outrage in...oh, wait...it's OK; he's a Republican
Comments (2) - April 17, 2007
Hatred and ignorance are the true universal values
Comments (1) - April 14, 2007
Once a DUMB@$$...always Tom DeLay
Comments (3) - April 10, 2007
Inept, incompentent, lying thugs...and built to stay that way - April 8, 2007
War is always an option to those who've never experienced it - April 8, 2007
Once a DUMB@$$...always John McCain - April 6, 2007
And, in case you were wondering, the Earth IS flat... - April 5, 2007
But he did get some valuable face time on the news, eh? - April 4, 2007
Clueless and built to stay that way - April 2, 2007
I'm white...and I'm a prick!! Get used to it....
Comments (4) - April 2, 2007
Another dispatch from the Republican Hive Mind - March 30, 2007
Rudy 2008: Because he's in touch with his feminine side - March 30, 2007
Politics doesn't trump simple human decency...does it??
Comments (1) - March 29, 2007
I only wish I'd thought of it first - March 29, 2007
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us - March 28, 2007
Somewhere in Italy, Niccolo Machiavelli is spinning in his grave
Comments (1) - March 27, 2007
This sort of thing will happen when you're corrupt, arrogant, and self-absorbed
Comments (7) - March 26, 2007
Truth in advertising - March 25, 2007
Memo to Tom DeLay: No one (&^%$#@ cares anymore - March 25, 2007
Pardon me while I revel in the pitiful bleatings of a defeated and neutered bully
Comments (1) - March 24, 2007
Yeah, it sucks when you get caught - March 24, 2007
Yes, the rumors are true...Republicans really DON'T have a sense of humor - March 23, 2007
Liars, damn liars...and Tom DeLay - March 22, 2007
Side effects of reading this book may include furry palms, anal leakage, and delusions of grandeur
Comments (2) - March 22, 2007
Guess who's not coming over for Thanksgiving dinner?? - March 21, 2007
Yeah, but all you had to do was to selectively prosecute a few Democrats - March 20, 2007
This is what you might reasonably expect in a debate from a Fox News Republican - March 19, 2007
The tight shirts, the short haircuts, the hardbodies...hmm.... - March 18, 2007
No, you cannot lie, indoctrinate, and propagandize your way to the moral high ground - March 18, 2007
Because with enough money you can buy the truth
Comments (1) - March 16, 2007
Republican hypocrisy...yes, I know it's redundant....
Comments (3) - March 16, 2007
Three words that should terrify you: President Sam Brownback - March 15, 2007
It's OK...we're Conservative Republicans! - March 13, 2007
Well, yeah, he's amply proven that, hasn't he?? - March 13, 2007
Uh...WHAT Liberal media?? - March 13, 2007
Yet another reason why "Republican hypocrisy" is redundant - March 12, 2007
Backrubs and nude hot oil massages are optional...but appreciated
Comments (2) - March 10, 2007
The latest communique from Chickenhawk Nation
Comments (1) - March 10, 2007
The chickenhawks sure support our troops, eh? - March 9, 2007
Surrender monkeys unite!! - March 8, 2007
Corrupt, untouchable...and apparently built to stay that way
Comments (1) - March 7, 2007
Thank God for the Law of Unintended Irony....
Comments (5) - March 7, 2007
Separated at birth? Jesus, I certainly hope not....
Comments (1) - March 5, 2007
Politics, damn lies, and politics - March 2, 2007
So what's wrong with sucking up?? - March 1, 2007
Waiting for the faux outrage from the Rabid Right in 3...2...1....
Comments (1) - March 1, 2007
How about trying to understand the message instead of trying to smear the messenger
Comments (2) - February 28, 2007
This would explain why Cheney suddenly left the country
Comments (6) - February 26, 2007
Another triumph for the 101st Fighting Keyboarders - February 24, 2007
Liar, damn liars, and John McCain
Comments (2) - February 24, 2007
Thanks...you can keep him
Comments (2) - February 22, 2007
Comedy isnt pretty...and it apparently isn't a Republican, either - February 21, 2007
Will the real John McCain please step forward? On second thought.... - February 21, 2007
9.11...the gift that keeps on giving!
Comments (6) - February 19, 2007
You can't say you weren't warned
Comments (14) - February 17, 2007
The more things change, the more they...hey, wait a minute....
Comments (4) - February 17, 2007
If we ignore it, eventually it'll just go away...right? - February 14, 2007
Ignorant. Bigoted. Mean-spirited. And built to stay that way.
Comments (2) - February 13, 2007
I wish I could have at least asked the question before I was proved correct
Comments (4) - February 12, 2007
Republican hypocrisy: you won't find one without the other
Comments (1) - February 9, 2007
Time to operate, Dr. Mengele
Comments (2) - February 9, 2007
When you're a Republican, this is what passes for "debate" - February 7, 2007
it's true; once a DUMB@$$.... - February 7, 2007
There's stupid, there's dangerous...and there's dangerously stupid. Then there's Tom Tancredo - February 5, 2007
The definition of oxymoron: "Liberal Republican"
Comments (1) - February 2, 2007
Being all things to all people - February 2, 2007
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (3) - February 1, 2007
Ah, irony; thou art a Conservative Republican
Comments (3) - January 31, 2007
Time to polish the King's helmet, Mr. Beck....
Comments (2) - January 31, 2007
Reality...it's more than just a good idea - January 30, 2007
Because sometimes, a press release really IS worth a thousand words
Comments (1) - January 29, 2007
Mark my words: Vilsack vs. Huckabee in 2008. Or not....
Comments (1) - January 28, 2007
Once a mean-spirited, bigoted DUMB@$$.... - January 28, 2007
Welcome to America...now speak English, damnit!
Comments (8) - January 27, 2007
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (1) - January 27, 2007
Where is Jack Bauer when a desperate nation truly needs him? - January 27, 2007
Maybe she can get tips on baby farming from Michele Bachmann?? - January 26, 2007
Another stop on the Propaganda Superhighway - January 25, 2007
If you can't stay awake past 10pm, do you really deserve to be President (and yes, this would disqualify me, Adam) - January 21, 2007
Well...if they weren't beating the drums of war, we'd have...peace - January 20, 2007
Ah...if only this could happen.... - January 17, 2007
Apparently, proving himself a bigot and a troll wasn't nearly enough.... - January 17, 2007
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (1) - January 16, 2007
Today on "Heavily Medicated Delusions of the Rich and Famous".... - January 15, 2007
Separated at birth?? - January 14, 2007
How dare Democrats play politics with such a selfless and righteous public servant?
Comments (3) - January 13, 2007
It's no fun being on the receiving end, eh? - January 13, 2007
If you needed to know, you would have been told - January 13, 2007
Join the Glorious NeoCon Struggle!! - January 10, 2007
Paranoid, delusional...and built to stay that way.
Comments (1) - January 9, 2007
Any resemblance to Michelle Malkin is purely intentional
Comments (2) - January 8, 2007
Because when you're a Republican, you get to weigh a life based on it's political value - January 8, 2007
Just in case you don't speak fluent Republican - January 8, 2007
Not so much fun when you're on the receiving end, eh? - January 5, 2007
Mama, don't let your babies grow up to be Republicans - January 5, 2007
Scenes from the College Chickenhawk...er, Republican...convention - January 1, 2007
It's not a bubble...it's a Shining City on a Hill - December 29, 2006
Yep...real Americans don't "cut and run", eh? - December 29, 2006
The flip side of the Ford legacy - December 28, 2006
And for a moment there, I'd almost forgotten who to fear - December 27, 2006
How about trying to maintain some perspective?
Comments (7) - December 27, 2006
News Flash!! He also speaks in complete sentences!!! (Well, sort of....) - December 27, 2006
I hate to say "I told you so", but.... - December 27, 2006
Shouldn't have this happened...oh, four years ago?? - December 26, 2006
Good luck waiting for this responsibility to be met - December 26, 2006
What Liberal Media?? - December 24, 2006
When bigotry is your stock in trade, why would you apologize? - December 24, 2006
Because in the end, it's not about competence - December 23, 2006
Remember, kids...it takes a stiff shaft to play that game.... - December 23, 2006
Responding to ignorance and bigotry with...nothing
Comments (1) - December 22, 2006
Happy Holidays from the Portal of Evil - December 20, 2006
Hypocrites on parade - December 20, 2006
Never let it be said that the man doesn't eventually recognize the truth - December 20, 2006
Far too many - December 19, 2006
A dream come true if you're not burdened by integrity - December 19, 2006
Now there's a man who enjoys his work - December 18, 2006
"The most stubborn man on Earth" - December 18, 2006
Memo to Republicans: Get it now??
Comments (1) - December 17, 2006
He's The Decider...and he won't be rushed - December 16, 2006
This is what happens when someone stands up to a bully - December 16, 2006
Actually, no...no, it doesn't...not unless you plan on resigning
Comments (1) - December 15, 2006
Yeah, it sucked. Deal with it. - December 15, 2006
It's called "legacy building" - December 14, 2006
NOW can we impeach the lying, inept, self-righteous, incompetent murdering bastard??
Comments (2) - December 14, 2006
Irony...thy name is Bruce Tinsley
Comments (2) - December 13, 2006
Season's Greetings from Satan and his minions
Comments (1) - December 12, 2006
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (2) - December 12, 2006
An eye for an eye only makes the whole world blind - December 11, 2006
Complete with strap-on codpiece!
Comments (2) - December 11, 2006
I hope that you'll pardon the complete absence of sympathy - December 10, 2006
No matter what road you choose, the destination remains the same - December 10, 2006
Maybe he thought he was going to be able to visit some of his former colleagues?
Comments (6) - December 9, 2006
Don't tell me you're surprised?
Comments (5) - December 9, 2006
There ain't enough lipstick in the world to pretty up this piggie.... - December 8, 2006
You had to know this was going to happen.... - December 7, 2006
Don't let the door hit you in the butt on the way out of town, Sec. Baker.... - December 7, 2006
"The current approach is not working...."
Comments (3) - December 7, 2006
And they just happened to pick the absolute worst place in America to live (if you're "different")
Comments (4) - December 6, 2006
Out of touch with reality...and built to stay that way
Comments (1) - December 4, 2006
A little noblesse oblige goes a long way - December 3, 2006
Memo to Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader: So, how's that legacy thing coming along?? - November 30, 2006
Psychotics for Bush: Not to say "I told you so", but.... - November 30, 2006
Next, you'll be finding a way to blame us for the problems you created - November 30, 2006
It just might work.... - November 29, 2006
And this man is thinking about running for President....
Comments (3) - November 28, 2006
Legacy? Sure, as long as it involves a prison-orange jumpsuit....
Comments (2) - November 28, 2006
Imagine that - November 26, 2006
America doesn't torture...freedom tickles - November 26, 2006
Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader: A convincing argument for birth control - November 26, 2006
Congratulations, America. This is what you've installed in the Oval Office. - November 25, 2006
When you're Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader, reality is whatever you decide it to be - November 24, 2006
Didja get a whiff of that? Smells just like Vietnam, doesn't it??
Comments (2) - November 23, 2006
The law and order party...but only when the law supports their sense of order
Comments (2) - November 23, 2006
Yeah, that pretty well sums it up.... - November 21, 2006
Yep...it really is an oxymoron, isn't it?? - November 21, 2006
Hypocrisy and prostitution of your ideals as good career moves
Comments (2) - November 21, 2006
Man, I can hardly wait until she's sworn in
Comments (1) - November 20, 2006
Well...that certainly didn't take long, did it? - November 19, 2006
Low expectations? Man, you'd have to look up to see the bottom.... - November 18, 2006
35 years late and 3,000 dead American soldiers short
Comments (1) - November 18, 2006
Yet another reason I'll miss Republicans being the majority party
Comments (1) - November 17, 2006
Uh...you already have - November 17, 2006
Hmm...maybe he was "spiritually rehabilitated"?
Comments (1) - November 16, 2006
So, how's that "Big Tent Party" thing working out for you? - November 16, 2006
Just get it over with...you're already a pariah - November 15, 2006
14:59...14:58...14:57....
Comments (4) - November 15, 2006
Aim high
Comments (2) - November 14, 2006
To impeach or not to impeach?
Comments (12) - November 14, 2006
Learning the lessons of the midterm elections...or not - November 14, 2006
Karma and self-delusion: a deadly combination - November 13, 2006
Ah...so THAT'S why we went into Iraq - November 12, 2006
Repeat it often enough and it eventually will become the truth - November 12, 2006
It wouldn't hurt if it weren't true, eh? - November 12, 2006
Better to be thought a fool than to be Charles Johnson and to host these numbnuts
Comments (1) - November 10, 2006
Cynical and built to stay that way
Comments (5) - November 10, 2006
Now we find out once again that the Emperor has no clothes - November 9, 2006
Just not any time soon.... - November 7, 2006
Missouri's not called the "Show Me State" for nothing, eh? - November 7, 2006
Is there no depth to which Republicans will not sink?? ;p)
Comments (5) - November 7, 2006
It's election day...time to send a message to Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader - November 6, 2006
How low can you go (#4) - November 6, 2006
How low can you go? (#3)
Comments (3) - November 6, 2006
So when do we invade and conquer?
Comments (1) - November 6, 2006
'Cuz God votes Republican, don'tchaknow.... - November 5, 2006
Mom, what's an "oxymoron"?? - November 5, 2006
If you don't believe in gay marriage, then don't have one...uh, wait.... - November 4, 2006
How low can you go? (#2) - November 4, 2006
At least he'll be known for something - November 4, 2006
It's not a child...it's a cottage industry
Comments (2) - November 4, 2006
Thankfully for Republicans, he's not the smartest - November 3, 2006
How low can you go? (#1) - November 3, 2006
The incredible shrinking "Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader"
Comments (1) - November 3, 2006
Republicans are people, too...mean, selfish, nasty people
Comments (2) - November 3, 2006
If the integrity of an election is questioned, can the demise of democracy be far behind
Comments (1) - November 2, 2006
So, who do you think owes our troops an apology??
Comments (2) - November 2, 2006
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (6) - November 1, 2006
Sometimes a picture is worth more than a thousand words
Comments (1) - November 1, 2006
Because it's easier to kill the messenger than to focus on the message
Comments (5) - October 31, 2006
Today's "Vote Your Values" value: rank hypocrisy
Comments (3) - October 31, 2006
Is anyone else as sick of this crap as I am?? - October 31, 2006
Truth? It's whatever it takes to get the job done. - October 31, 2006
You don't have to be bat-s**t crazy to run for President, but it certainly helps - October 30, 2006
It's not a lie if you repeat it often enough - October 30, 2006
You didn't really think they were going to accept responsibility...did you?? - October 23, 2006
Story time with George W. Bush
Comments (2) - October 22, 2006
Much has happened while we weren't paying attention - October 22, 2006
Sometimes, a picture really IS worth a thousand words - October 22, 2006
Any real man knows that pulling out early is a messy business
Comments (1) - October 20, 2006
So much for setting a good example - October 20, 2006
It's almost fun as bagging young boys
Comments (1) - October 20, 2006
Oy vey...or not
Comments (1) - October 19, 2006
Gee, he's the Leader of the Free World; you'd think people would unquestioningly bend to his will - October 19, 2006
Man, some folks will do ANYTHING to get off
Comments (2) - October 19, 2006
So much for the Constitution.... - October 19, 2006
You had to know this was coming.... - October 18, 2006
W...T...F????
Comments (1) - October 18, 2006
Still glad you voted Republican??
Comments (1) - October 18, 2006
Whistling past the graveyard?
Comments (3) - October 18, 2006
He looks pretty good for a 206-year-old woman, doesn't he?? - October 18, 2006
Some like it rough - October 17, 2006
The "Cocktober Surprise" claims another innocent victim, #5
Comments (1) - October 16, 2006
And don't forget the young boy of your choice...oh, the irony of it all
Comments (2) - October 16, 2006
So after this, will Jesus still be voting Republican?
Comments (6) - October 14, 2006
The "Cocktober Surprise" claims another innocent victim, #4 - October 14, 2006
How Republicans are supporting the "Homosexual Agenda"
Comments (1) - October 13, 2006
Katherine Harris: Putting the "fun" back in "Fundamentalist"
Comments (5) - October 13, 2006
And they'll get right on finding the truth...just as soon as they get off the golf course - October 12, 2006
The "Cocktober Surprise" claims another innocent victim, #3 - October 12, 2006
Watching Republicans eat their young - October 12, 2006
Another instance of "dicks" and "Republicans" being used in the same sentence - October 12, 2006
Doing the right thing because it's the right thing to do...is also career suicide - October 11, 2006
The truth shouldn't be something you make up as you go along...unless you're a Republican
Comments (3) - October 11, 2006
The "Cocktober Surprise" claims another innocent victim, #2 - October 11, 2006
And this is what passes for taking care of the People's business? - October 10, 2006
The "Cocktober Surprise" claims another innocent victim, #1 - October 10, 2006
Does this administration EVER take responsibility?
Comments (1) - October 9, 2006
...and the lotion; don't forget the lotion.... - October 9, 2006
Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive
Comments (3) - October 9, 2006
If one can go to the electric chair for killing 36, then...? - October 9, 2006
Because the truth is whatever you need to convince sheeple it is
Comments (1) - October 9, 2006
Gay Old Perverts: (not exactly) protecting our children - October 9, 2006
Since when is "revolution" synonymous with "corruption" and "perversion"?
Comments (1) - October 9, 2006
It's all (not really) about the children - October 8, 2006
Yes, America's children are in good hands - October 8, 2006
And let's give a hearty Pittsburgh welcome to....
Comments (1) - October 8, 2006
Lies, damn lies, and cartoons - October 6, 2006
Of course, you could just lay low until after the election.... - October 6, 2006
Propaganda turns 10
Comments (2) - October 6, 2006
Well, it kinda smells like the unrequited love of a middle-aged Congressman for a young boy - October 5, 2006
So much for independent thinking, eh?
Comments (1) - October 5, 2006
Of course, Republicans would NEVER stoop to such depths....
Comments (1) - October 5, 2006
Oh...and we don't torture, either - October 4, 2006
Coincidence?
Comments (1) - October 4, 2006
Truth in advertising
Comments (7) - October 4, 2006
The GOP platform translated - October 4, 2006
Principled leadership in action...Cleanup!! Aisle Five!! - October 4, 2006
Strip down and relax - October 3, 2006
The last refuge of a scoundrel
Comments (2) - October 3, 2006
Is that before or after he soaps up?
Comments (1) - October 3, 2006
So going to war was the last option then? - October 2, 2006
A light at the end of the tunnel? - October 2, 2006
Y'all have won an all-expenses-paid one-way trip to Club Gitmo!
Comments (1) - October 2, 2006
Time to come out of the closet and admit you're a Republican, Joe - October 2, 2006
Ah, Hypocrisy...thou art a Republican, no?
Comments (2) - October 1, 2006
Vote Republican: We protect our own
Comments (2) - October 1, 2006
Truth depends on how you frame it
Comments (4) - October 1, 2006
While the poor and innocent continue dying, our government continues lying - September 29, 2006
And you'll look like a DUMB@$$
Comments (2) - September 29, 2006
When we think, the terrorists win - September 29, 2006
You can do this when you view yourself as beyond mere accountability
Comments (2) - September 28, 2006
Another adventure with President Straw-Man - September 27, 2006
THIS is certainly going to improve the quality of political discourse
Comments (1) - September 27, 2006
I (don't ) hate to say "I told you so", but...I told you so
Comments (1) - September 26, 2006
Another trip to Bullies 'R' Us
Comments (1) - September 26, 2006
One for you, fourteen for the neocons.... - September 25, 2006
Ah...those were the days
Comments (9) - September 23, 2006
How to make DUMB@$$E$ look like nuclear physicists
Comments (1) - September 22, 2006
Yes, now anyone can be a hypocrite.... - September 22, 2006
You are free to hold your own beliefs. You are not free to choose your own facts. - September 20, 2006
Mission accomplished - September 20, 2006
Yes, some things really ARE self-evident
Comments (4) - September 20, 2006
I'm Joe Lieberman; I AM handicapped!! | TrackBacks (-9) - September 19, 2006
Republicans and lying go together like peanut butter & jelly (Or, lying liars lyingly lying their lying lies) - September 19, 2006
Surely, Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader isn't THIS stupid...right??
Comments (1) - September 18, 2006
When you think, the terrorists win (or, goosestepping for fun and profit)
Comments (16) - September 18, 2006
That's right; if it COULD be Clinton's fault, it IS Clinton's fault - September 17, 2006
It's more than you might think - September 17, 2006
If he wasn't an inept, lying thug, this wouldn't be a problem...would it?? - September 16, 2006
A Saturday morning sing-along
Comments (1) - September 16, 2006
How many more will have to die before we come to our senses?
Comments (3) - September 15, 2006
You work with what you've got, eh? - September 14, 2006
War is for losers and brown people
Comments (1) - September 14, 2006
Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader: Brave Defender of the Faithful and the Righteous (and the wealthy, White, and Republican)
Comments (5) - September 14, 2006
Can't we just have a reasoned discussion? Oh, never mind....
Comments (4) - September 13, 2006
Some would call this leadership. Those of us with a functional intellect would call it fear-mongering and politicizing 9.11. - September 13, 2006
Yeah, that pretty well sums it up
Comments (1) - September 13, 2006
So much for the truth...still glad you voted Republican??
Comments (1) - September 12, 2006
Reason #437 why it's really NOT a good thing that we rule the world
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (-1) - September 12, 2006
All he needs now is a pair of kneepads and a hotel room
Comments (5) - September 12, 2006
Desperate times call for desperate measures
Comments (1) - September 12, 2006
Read this and tell me you're not embarrassed to vote Republican. I dare you. - September 12, 2006
Lies...the foundation upon which the GOP was built - September 11, 2006
Making claims that can't be substantiated against a threat that can't be quanitified
Comments (1) - September 10, 2006
Film at 11...or whenever ABC finishes fabricating the story line - September 10, 2006
When truth is relative, we all lose
Comments (1) - September 10, 2006
It wouldn't hurt if it weren't true
Comments (1) - September 10, 2006
Today's oxymoron: Republicans and critical thinking - September 10, 2006
Time for another visit from Captain Obvious...er, Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader
Comments (1) - September 9, 2006
Whatever it takes to scare the American Sheeple into voting Republican
Comments (2) - September 9, 2006
The Path To The Truth: ABC makes it up as they go
Comments (2) - September 9, 2006
Vote Republican...and put these folks out of work - September 8, 2006
He wouldn't do that...would he? Hell, yes, he would....
Comments (6) - September 8, 2006
I'm not saying, but....
Comments (5)| TrackBacks (-1) - September 7, 2006
Just another Right-wing hatchet job
Comments (2) - September 7, 2006
We have exactly the quality of leadership we deserve - September 7, 2006
Theocracy 101: A nation of, by, and for Rich, White Christians - September 7, 2006
Gone...but still Texas'...er, Virginia's DUMB@$$ - September 7, 2006
This is what passes for trenchant, "fair and balanced" analysis on Fox News Channel - September 6, 2006
This is what happens when you lie so often and so well that you no longer even realize that you're a liar - September 6, 2006
Compassionate Conservatism: self-interest with a black heart and a smile - September 6, 2006
And prepare to be force-marched to the ovens - September 6, 2006
WHAT Liberal Media??
Comments (1) - September 5, 2006
Dude...Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader ROCKS!! - September 5, 2006
Bush invokes Godwin's Law...reason and sanity surrender
Comments (2) - September 5, 2006
Stupid, clueless...and, lucky for us, built to stay that way
Comments (2) - September 4, 2006
Vote Republican...'cuz if you think too much, you're gonna pull something - September 4, 2006
What else could it reasonably be called? - September 3, 2006
So much for that myth.... - September 2, 2006
Project much?? - September 2, 2006
Vote Republican. Jesus does.
Comments (1) - August 31, 2006
Just another photo op on the 2006 Gulf Coast Victory Tour - August 30, 2006
Just in time for the election...wait, they wouldn't do that...would they??
Comments (7) - August 30, 2006
One little "Macaca"...and suddenly everyone forgets what a great American he is - August 29, 2006
Better to be thought a collection of ignorant, self-righteous trolls than to be NewsMax and remove all doubt - August 29, 2006
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us - August 29, 2006
You say "macaca", I say...ah, fuhgeddaboudit.... - August 28, 2006
This is why Real Americans vote Republican
Comments (1) - August 28, 2006
I'm not advocating violent revolution...but it certainly worked for the French - August 27, 2006
Do we really need any more reasons? - August 27, 2006
Hey, it worked for Josef Goebbels - August 27, 2006
Once a DUMB@$$, always a...ah, fuhgeddabouddit.... - August 27, 2006
Uh...what was the question again?? | TrackBacks (-1) - August 25, 2006
Real Americans don't ask questions - August 24, 2006
Mean-spirited, greedy, and built to stay that way
Comments (4) - August 24, 2006
Striking fear into the Heart(land)
Comments (2) - August 24, 2006
Life, liberty...and the pursuit of cheap labor - August 23, 2006
GOP Rule #1: A promise made is the moral equivalent of a promise kept
Comments (4) - August 23, 2006
Panem et circenses is not a substitute for poor planning and a lack of vision - August 23, 2006
By any means necessary - August 22, 2006
NOW can we impeach the lying sack of $#!%??
Comments (4) - August 20, 2006
'Tis better to be thought a fool than to be Orrin Hatch and remove all doubt, #2 - August 20, 2006
Too bad she's more the rule than the exception
Comments (1) - August 19, 2006
Remember, it's only a compromise if you come over to our way of thinking - August 18, 2006
George Allen: Because America has already proven that it has no problem with putting a @#$!%^& moron in the White House - August 18, 2006
'Cuz any REAL American knows that good, God-fearing White Folk are incapable of politically-motivated murder
Comments (5) - August 18, 2006
'Tis better to be thought a fool than to be Orrin Hatch and remove all doubt
Comments (1) - August 17, 2006
It's all about protecting your base - August 16, 2006
Gee, I might not have known otherwise
Comments (1) - August 16, 2006
Catering to the lowest common denominator
Comments (3) - August 15, 2006
Clueless and built to stay that way - August 14, 2006
If you know what's good for you, you'll vote Republican - August 13, 2006
It's easy to do when you care more for ideology than the people serving (and dying for) that ideology
Comments (3) - August 13, 2006
The truth should never get in the way of Republican "facts" - August 13, 2006
Vote Republicans...'cuz only terrorists vote Democratic - August 12, 2006
President Straw Man strikes again - August 11, 2006
Just because you believe something doesn't automatically make it true - August 10, 2006
Be afwaid...be vewy afwaid....
Comments (13) - August 10, 2006
So who says history isn't repetitive?? - August 10, 2006
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (3) - August 9, 2006
Aren't you glad Republicans control our government??
Comments (3) - August 9, 2006
It's called "Separation of Church and State" for a reason, no?
Comments (1) - August 8, 2006
We begin bombing Havana in 5...4...3...2...
Comments (4) - August 8, 2006
It's not easy being a mouthpiece for the Administration - August 8, 2006
What would Jesus do?? - August 8, 2006
Why campaign on the issues when propaganda and fear-mongering is so much easier?
Comments (1) - August 7, 2006
Because everyone else has fled the SS Cruella DeVille
Comments (4) - August 7, 2006
I suppose we all want to be known for something, eh?
Comments (1) - August 7, 2006
Now you can take the same supplement that makes Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader such a clueless, vapid ignoramus!! - August 7, 2006
Greetings from the Republican Police State
Comments (2) - August 6, 2006
Still glad you voted Republican???
Comments (11) - August 5, 2006
If you're going to sleep with the Devil, don't feign surprise when you get burned - August 4, 2006
Sorry, I don't speak Republican
Comments (1) - August 3, 2006
Yeah, if only they weren't such ungrateful bastards
Comments (3) - August 3, 2006
Because for the Right the truth is whatever best serves their purpose. - August 3, 2006
And 51% of y'all voted for him...nice going, eh?
Comments (2) - August 2, 2006
Yeah, but at least they're consistent - August 1, 2006
Welcome to the People's Republic of Amerika
Comments (1) - August 1, 2006
Remember...it's part of a "fair and balanced" diet
Comments (1) - July 31, 2006
Good morning, Vietraq!! - July 31, 2006
Wolves in sheep's clothing
Comments (1) - July 30, 2006
America reaps the fruits of strong, principled leadership
Comments (1) - July 29, 2006
Fiddling while Beirut burns
Comments (1) - July 28, 2006
I can do anything I want...'cuz I'm Presidentiary!!!
Comments (1) - July 28, 2006
Meet America's stupidest Senator - July 27, 2006
Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader's Iraq policy simplified - July 26, 2006
Stupid is as Ann Coulter does
Comments (3) - July 25, 2006
OK, then...I guess we'll be voting Republican, eh??
Comments (3) - July 25, 2006
Thinking? That's why I have Condi.... - July 24, 2006
Won't you spare a dime for a Republican in need of a helping hand?? - July 23, 2006
Proof positive that a Yale education is no guarantee of a nimble intellect
Comments (3) - July 22, 2006
Vote Joe...because everybody needs friends - July 22, 2006
A modern horror story - July 20, 2006
Vote Joe...because torture isn't just for Jews anymore - July 20, 2006
Too bad, so sad.... - July 19, 2006
Why? Because bipartisanship doesn't win elections.
Comments (4) - July 18, 2006
This is what happens when you kiss The Worst President EVER
Comments (1) - July 18, 2006
...and he's living the high life in Margaritaville
Comments (2) - July 17, 2006
Reality sucks.... - July 17, 2006
'Cuz karma can be a real b---h, no?? - July 15, 2006
Greetings from Comedy Central
Comments (1) - July 15, 2006
It's where he belongs - July 15, 2006
Nothing wrong with starting a dialogue, eh? - July 15, 2006
Stumbling on the $100 question - July 14, 2006
You want to talk about Islamofascism? I got your Islamofascism right here....
Comments (2) - July 14, 2006
Being a Republican means never having to worry about appearances
Comments (2) - July 13, 2006
So long. Farewell. Auf Wiedersehen. Good Riddance. Again.
Comments (3) - July 13, 2006
The 52-year-old virgin??
Comments (1) - July 12, 2006
Behold! The Titanic!! Now with new and improved life boats!!!
Comments (3) - July 11, 2006
And the winner of a free, all-expenses-paid trip to Club Gitmo is....
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (-2) - July 11, 2006
It's like having bad gas that won't go away until 1.20.09 - July 10, 2006
Reaping what he sowed
Comments (5) - July 10, 2006
Of course, it's not "legislating from the bench" if a Conservative does it, eh? - July 9, 2006
Jeez...and next they'll be courting the Minutemen
Comments (1) - July 9, 2006
The silence of Republicans says otherwise - July 8, 2006
Ah, well...it was worth a try - July 8, 2006
A reasonable, dispassionate debate? In your dreams....
Comments (3) - July 8, 2006
A Democrat in name only - July 7, 2006
The new Lieberman for Senate advertising campaign - July 6, 2006
Another victory for Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader
Comments (1) - July 6, 2006
So long. Farewell. Auf Wiedersehen. Good riddance.
Comments (3) - July 6, 2006
On the HOV lane to Hell - July 6, 2006
Twin sons of different mothers - July 4, 2006
Damn...I have to follow the rules?? - July 3, 2006
Panem et circenses as policy
Comments (2) - July 2, 2006
Because planting propaganda is more important (and more effective) than telling the truth - June 30, 2006
Edgar & Charlie's Excellent Adventure - June 30, 2006
Better to be thought a fool than to be David Brooks and remove all doubt - June 30, 2006
And for dessert, we'll shove bamboo shoots under their fingernails
Comments (2) - June 29, 2006
But he's very Presidentiary, don'tcha think?? - June 29, 2006
OK...remind me again why y'all voted Republican?? - June 29, 2006
Vote Republican, 'cuz it sure beats thinking, eh?? - June 28, 2006
This theory also works well with pointless wars - June 28, 2006
...and if Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader said it, well, it must be true....
Comments (2) - June 28, 2006
Taking care of the truly important things
Comments (1) - June 27, 2006
For God, Country, and Oil
Comments (1) - June 27, 2006
C'mon...don't tell me you're surprised - June 27, 2006
Man, I had NO idea we were responsible...I feel HORRIBLE (not) - June 27, 2006
I can't solve those problems, but I can sure pander to my base, can't I?? - June 26, 2006
Ignorant, self-righteous, xenophobic, and built to stay that way - June 24, 2006
This would all be funny if it weren't true - June 24, 2006
A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier - June 23, 2006
Time to deal with the real problem facing our great nation - June 23, 2006
Remember, real Americans don't cut and run...but they should be able to admit a mistake - June 23, 2006
The biggest reason why "Spandex" and "Well-fed Chickenhawk" should never appear in the same sentence- EVER - June 22, 2006
Yep, they can't deal honestly with the war in Iraq, but there's plenty of time for this.... - June 21, 2006
It's a whole lot easier to sacrifice someone else's children - June 21, 2006
Nothing like a little information management to keep the sheeple in line - June 21, 2006
Laurel and Hardy go to Iraq - June 19, 2006
Conclusive proof that, in our democracy, any despot, panderer, and/or moron can run for office - June 19, 2006
Isn't it about time someone called out the chickenhawks for the cowardly despots they truly are? - June 19, 2006
It's easy to be so cavalier when none of your own children are in harm's way - June 19, 2006
Your son or daughter could be next - June 18, 2006
Better to be thought a fool than to be Ann Coulter and remove all doubt
Comments (2) - June 18, 2006
Hypocrite, thou art Republican
Comments (3) - June 18, 2006
Rick Santorum, brave defender of family values and traditional marriage - June 16, 2006
From the "Department of Foregone Conclusions" - June 16, 2006
Great Moments in Pandering (or Panem et Circenses), Chapter 37
Comments (2) - June 16, 2006
It sure is easier than actually governing - June 15, 2006
Your Social Conservative base is gonna love THIS, eh?
Comments (3) - June 15, 2006
Finally, a porn star, er, Republican everyone can get behind
Comments (1) - June 15, 2006
We are at war with...aw., fuhgeddaboudit.... - June 14, 2006
That's the best you can do to create a diversion? - June 14, 2006
Another refugee from Attention Whores 'R' Us - June 14, 2006
It's all about taking care of your base - June 13, 2006
You can expect your problems to be addressed only if you donated large sums of money
Comments (2) - June 13, 2006
How to steal an election while convincing people you won fair and square - June 12, 2006
Regardless of what you'd like to think, this is Republican orthodoxy
Comments (1) - June 11, 2006
Be careful what you ask for.... - June 11, 2006
You mean there's an alternative to building a wall?
Comments (1) - June 11, 2006
It's not called "God's Own Party" for no reason, eh? - June 10, 2006
If hatred and ignorance didn't sell, she'd find another shtick
Comments (2) - June 9, 2006
No retreat, baby, no surrender (apologies to Bruce Springsteen) - June 9, 2006
Satan's Child leads the GOP - June 9, 2006
Don't say you weren't warned.... - June 8, 2006
Perhaps we could donate a few bags to the "family values" crowd? - June 8, 2006
Therefore, we are superior to you less-worthy mere mortals, #2 - June 7, 2006
This week's sign the Apolcalypse is upon us - June 6, 2006
The Bush Dynasty: Inept, incompetent....and built to stay that way - June 5, 2006
In Utah, all televisions by law receive only Fox News Channel
Comments (4) - June 5, 2006
Gee, do you think they'll be in the audience for the Decider's speech on the Defense of Marriage Amendment? - June 5, 2006
Another brave defender of the sanctity of traditional marriage
Comments (1) - June 3, 2006
Trust us, we're Republicans - June 3, 2006
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - June 3, 2006
...and God is a Republican
Comments (1) - June 3, 2006
Greetings from Cloud Cuckoo Land
Comments (2) - June 2, 2006
It's a bird, it's a plane...no, it's THE DECIDER!!! - June 2, 2006
Land of the free, home of the White, Christian, and Straight....
Comments (3) - June 1, 2006
The going rate for a US Senate seat? Apparently, it's $10 million.
Comments (4) - May 31, 2006
Exactly as advertised
Comments (1) - May 31, 2006
If truth in foreign policy was the law.... - May 30, 2006
Give it all back, and we'll go away - May 30, 2006
When is a Senator not a Senator? - May 30, 2006
...and gays, Democrats, and non-Christians to marginalize! - May 29, 2006
Happy Memorial Day...party hearty
Comments (1) - May 29, 2006
Someone hasn't done their homework - May 28, 2006
Becoming the people their parents warned them about
Comments (1) - May 28, 2006
Then again, being a Republican means never having to say you're sorry
Comments (1) - May 27, 2006
An exercise in almost mind-bending silliness
Comments (2) - May 26, 2006
Hey, it's worked for Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader - May 26, 2006
How miserably, criminally incompetent has this sorry excuse for a President been? I'm glad you asked....
Comments (2) - May 25, 2006
From the Republican Dictionary, #17 - May 25, 2006
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (3) - May 25, 2006
Welcome to another episode of "Great Moments in Pandering" - May 24, 2006
You're free to speak all you want as long as you support our President
Comments (2) - May 23, 2006
Michelle Malkin would be SO proud - May 23, 2006
Stoopid is as stoopid duz.... - May 22, 2006
Blessed are those of who can laugh at ourselves, for we shall forever be able to laugh at Michelle Malkin - May 22, 2006
Photo-op of the week - May 21, 2006
Karma can be a real &%$#@, eh??
Comments (3) - May 20, 2006
So how's that "restoring honor and dignity to the White House" thing working out for you?? - May 19, 2006
Anyone else seeing Michael Dukakis in a tank here?
Comments (3) - May 19, 2006
Spread your legs, close your eyes, and think of England - May 19, 2006
Sure, but can he tell us who's going to win the Stanley Cup?
Comments (1) - May 19, 2006
Republicans really DO eat their young - May 18, 2006
A million little lies - May 18, 2006
If you sleep with snakes, you can't be surprised when you finally get bitten - May 18, 2006
Hi...we're Republicans, and we're here to tell you how to live your lives
Comments (2) - May 17, 2006
Gee, you'd think there was an election looming.... - May 17, 2006
Evil genius...or pathetic, incoherent, lying bastard? - May 10, 2006
How low can he go? - May 10, 2006
Stupid is as stupid does - May 9, 2006
Honey, keep the kids away from them - they're LIberals - May 9, 2006
And this, son, is why we need to build a wall along our southern border - May 8, 2006
The perfect start to indoctrinating your little Republican - May 7, 2006
For the ignorant and small-minded shall always be among us
Comments (2) - May 7, 2006
Man, how did I miss this piece of propaganda? - May 7, 2006
Is there no depth to which this man will not sink? - May 6, 2006
From the May issue of Right-Wing Hate Monthly - May 6, 2006
Well, he DOES make more money....
Comments (1) - May 4, 2006
Those who do not understand history are condemned to...ah, fuhgeddaboudit.... - May 4, 2006
Rush is right.... - May 4, 2006
Cruella DeVille hits the campaign trail - May 2, 2006
But he's keeping us safe...from a threat Our Glorious Leader created - May 2, 2006
Short attention span theater - May 2, 2006
"Mission Accomplished" by the numbers - May 1, 2006
So how's that "major combat operations are over" thing working out for you?? - May 1, 2006
Bring me your tired, your poor, your (English-speaking only, please) yearning to breathe free
Comments (5) - May 1, 2006
The May selection of the Michael Savage Book Club
Comments (1) - April 29, 2006
Felons are as felons do
Comments (1) - April 29, 2006
The death of objective journalism - April 28, 2006
Who says you can't buy love??
Comments (1) - April 27, 2006
Consummating the relationship
Comments (1) - April 23, 2006
So God really DOES vote Republican?
Comments (1) - April 23, 2006
Can't we just steal more oil? - April 22, 2006
And straw men vote Republican - April 22, 2006
It's always good to keep your options open - April 21, 2006
It wouldn't hurt if it weren't true
Comments (10) - April 21, 2006
So much for the "Big Tent Party" - April 21, 2006
Yeah, but you're not fighting political battles, are you? - April 20, 2006
Free speech is not the enemy
Comments (15) - April 19, 2006
Dumb and Dumberer
Comments (4) - April 18, 2006
Because November's a long ways away and there aren't any rest stops along the way - April 6, 2006
It's OK; he's a Republican - March 30, 2006
Being a Republican means never having to say you're s... ah, fuhgeddaboudit
