June 2010 Archives
- June 30, 2010
I'm rich!! My next communique will be from a country with no extradition treaty.... - June 30, 2010
Suddenly, I'm a HUGE fan of the Paraguayan soccer team - June 30, 2010
Pamela Gorman: hotter, a better shot, and WAY more Jesus-y than you! - June 30, 2010
Todays' reason I'm grateful for American ingenuity - June 30, 2010
Don't tell me you wouldn't be tempted to betray your country.... - June 30, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking.... - June 29, 2010
You have to know you spend too much time online when this seems like a good investment - June 29, 2010
I'm a NASCAR fan...and I vote!! - June 29, 2010
This is what happens when the blood supply to the brain is cut off during birth - June 29, 2010
It's family reunion season. Be afraid. Be very afraid. - June 29, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking.... - June 29, 2010
Rick Barber: Bringin' the Crazy like few others can - June 28, 2010
Because what little they know leads them to believe they know it all - June 28, 2010
If I was King of the World, things would be very different....
Comments (2) - June 28, 2010
Well, then her husband came home...and things went from bad to worse - June 28, 2010
Today's nominees for Headline of the Year - June 28, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking.... - June 27, 2010
If you're intent on digging your grave with your teeth, you're going to LOVE this.... - June 27, 2010
This week's rich, creamy, Jesus-y goodness
Comments (1) - June 27, 2010
Ron Blackwell: My new hero (yes, he's spot on about Neil Cavuto) - June 27, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking.... - June 26, 2010
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year - June 26, 2010
Another rest stop on the Self-Improvement Expressway
Comments (1) - June 26, 2010
Blonde ambition...with a side of hubris and a lack of common sense - June 26, 2010
What? You think they have a better idea?? - June 26, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking.... - June 25, 2010
A personal message for Republicans: Go fornicate yourselves - June 25, 2010
The anger is legitimate...but Bobby Jindal for President? WTF?? - June 25, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking.... - June 25, 2010
I can never get enough of this goal - June 24, 2010
Merry Christmas to me - June 24, 2010
It takes balls to cook like this - June 24, 2010
Texas: putting the "fun" in "dysfunctional" since 1836
Comments (1) - June 24, 2010
If Al Roker does this, I'm outta here.... - June 24, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking.... - June 23, 2010
Ah, the benefits of being a professional athlete - June 23, 2010
Time to fall on your sword, General - June 23, 2010
If you live in Texas, how can you possibly justify voting for Rick Perry?
Comments (1) - June 23, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking.... - June 23, 2010
Fiddling while Rome is soaked in crude oil - June 22, 2010
They want their country back...so they can give it to the rats - June 22, 2010
All hail the Queen of Stupid - June 22, 2010
Another suggestion for those of y'all intent on digging your grave with your teeth - June 22, 2010
Thank God someone's looking out for the wealthy - June 22, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking.... - June 21, 2010
You know we're hosed when this is the best "leadership" the Far Right has to offer
Comments (1) - June 21, 2010
Happy Juneuary - June 21, 2010
So you're wondering why you're still single? - June 21, 2010
You might be a redneck (and a bigot) if.... - June 21, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking.... - June 20, 2010
For those of you celebrating it, Happy Father's Day - June 20, 2010
Because I have nothing better to do, here are some random musings for a Sunday morning - June 20, 2010
Memo to Republicans: Lead, follow, or get the Hell out of the way - June 20, 2010
This week's rich, creamy, Jesus-y goodness
Comments (1) - June 20, 2010
Leadership 101: How not to be Presidential - June 20, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking.... - June 19, 2010
Imagine if a Super Bowl was refereed by a guy from your son's Pop Warner league - June 19, 2010
BP's Circle of Truth: An ever-expanding phenomenon - June 19, 2010
Life sucks...especially if you're a rabbit lover - June 19, 2010
Hubris and arrogance...in 1962 as it is today - June 19, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking.... - June 18, 2010
Another WWJD Great Moment In Literature: The Catcher in the Rye - June 18, 2010
The speech the President should have delivered
Comments (3) - June 18, 2010
Making lemonade out of (oil-soaked) lemons - June 18, 2010
All hail the Princess of Darkness - June 18, 2010
Remember, it's not paranoia if you're a Christian and the government's out to kill you - June 18, 2010
Alabama: where crazy isn't just a good idea. It's the law. - June 18, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking.... - June 17, 2010
Thank God someone's looking out for the small people - June 17, 2010
You have to know we live in a much different world when.... - June 17, 2010
But...what about BP and its shareholders?? - June 17, 2010
Arizona: proof that overt racism doesn't require white robes and burning crosses - June 17, 2010
Mr. Science explains how we get oil - June 17, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking.... - June 16, 2010
And now a report from our correspondent at the Texas Dickhead Convention - June 16, 2010
Shh...Kim Jong-il thinks we're at work.... - June 16, 2010
On today's episode of "Talkin' Sedition With the Founding Fathers".... - June 16, 2010
If only he'd show some emotion...and do something about the weather - June 16, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking.... - June 15, 2010
But we do have some lovely parting gifts for you - June 15, 2010
We're coming to you live from Adultery Field in New Jersey.... - June 15, 2010
Ignorant, out of touch, and grossly insensitive is no way to go through life - June 15, 2010
Everything you need to know about America in one handy photograph - June 15, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking.... - June 15, 2010
Greetings, Citizens of the Internets!!!1!11!! - June 14, 2010
My life in 18 frames
Comments (1) - June 14, 2010
When an entire nation discovers that you're not perfect...watch out - June 14, 2010
J. Gresham Barrett: Taste the rich, creamy, Jesus-y goodness - June 14, 2010
Proof that clueless and insensitive isn't the exclusive province of Conservatives - June 14, 2010
No, I don't play for Ghana...but thanks for asking - June 14, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking.... - June 13, 2010
Vote Republican: They'll protect you from things that have no direct effect on you - June 13, 2010
Once upon a time, in a land that existed only in our imaginations.... - June 13, 2010
Immature...and built to stay that way - June 13, 2010
This week's rich, creamy, Jesus-y goodness - June 13, 2010
Vote Republican...because it hurts less than thinking rationally - June 13, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking.... - June 12, 2010
This man wanted to be President? Did we dodge a bullet, or what?? - June 12, 2010
6.9 in Houston....OMG!! WHAT ABOUT OUR POOR, IMPRESSIONABLE CHILDREN?? - June 12, 2010
When they say they want to take our country back...THIS is what they mean
Comments (1) - June 12, 2010
I certainly hope they're talking about God.... - June 12, 2010
Ignoring reality does not render that reality moot...unless you're a Texas Republican - June 12, 2010
If you've ever lived with a teenage boy, this will make sense - June 12, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking....
Comments (1) - June 11, 2010
Those who can, think. Those who can't think represent Iowa in the Senate. - June 11, 2010
The latest communique from the Digging Our Graves With Our Teeth Department - June 11, 2010
Perhaps if we didn't start by teaching our children to hate? Just a thought. - June 11, 2010
Yes, Virginia...ridiculing BP never gets old - June 11, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking.... - June 10, 2010
Today's exercise in maintaining perspective - June 10, 2010
Is it any wonder why we're not universally loved? - June 10, 2010
Now that summer is finally here, surely the sun can't be far behind...right?? - June 10, 2010
The finest representative democracy money can buy - June 10, 2010
From his secure undisclosed location.... - June 10, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking.... - June 9, 2010
Enough action! We DEMAND cheap, meaningless public displays of angst!! - June 9, 2010
A WWJD public service for those of you looking to dig your grave with your teeth - June 9, 2010
Silly me...and here I'd thought gluttony was one of the Seven Deadly Sins - June 9, 2010
A question no one seems to be willing (or able) to answer - June 9, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking.... - June 8, 2010
From the Department of Unintended Irony.... - June 8, 2010
Fiddling while Rome burns - June 8, 2010
There's a right and a wrong way to poison the environment - June 8, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking.... - June 7, 2010
People unclear on the concept of...symbolism
Comments (1) - June 7, 2010
Fat, ignorant, and virulently racist is no way to go through life, son
Comments (1) - June 7, 2010
How to kill the Golden Goose - June 7, 2010
(Not exactly) The breakfast of champions - June 7, 2010
It's here...wish you were beautiful.... - June 7, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking.... - June 6, 2010
Why, yes...Bud Selig IS Satan - June 6, 2010
No, it's not Paradise, but you can see it from here- on the Weather Channel - June 6, 2010
Pelicans: for (hopefully) a limited time, now available in chocolate brown - June 6, 2010
This week's rich, creamy, Jesus-y goodness - June 6, 2010
And while you're at it, fix the economy and find a cure for cancer - June 6, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking.... - June 5, 2010
I went to Louisiana...and all I got was this lousy bird - June 5, 2010
AmeriKKKA- Land of the Free, Home of the White, Dominion of the Bigots - June 5, 2010
If you were supposed to be here, you wouldn't have been born Brown...right? - June 5, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking.... - June 4, 2010
You supply the weapons...the ammunition is free!! - June 4, 2010
No, he wasn't perfect. Just forgiven. And a war criminal. - June 4, 2010
History is written by the victors, after all.... - June 4, 2010
Now if someone could just invent fast food that didn't suck - June 4, 2010
It's beautiful...wish you were here - June 4, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking.... - June 3, 2010
Being BP means never having to worry about being held accountable - June 3, 2010
And while we're thinking of it, thank you for smoking - June 3, 2010
Happiness is a warm gun
Comments (1) - June 3, 2010
Anger management: what NOT to do
Comments (1) - June 3, 2010
Dude, I feel your pain.... - June 3, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking.... - June 2, 2010
What's good for the goose is...oh, fuhgeddaboudit.... - June 2, 2010
Greetings from (something vaguely resembling) Paradise, eh?
Comments (1) - June 2, 2010
Today on Oprah: Are NASCAR fans lower forms of life? - June 2, 2010
An eye for an eye only leaves the whole world blind - June 2, 2010
I'm mad as Hell, and...oh, never mind...I'm going to Quizno's - June 2, 2010
Welcome to the land of the free and the home of the White - June 2, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking.... - June 1, 2010
OHMIGOD!!! WHAT ABOUT OUR PRECIOUS, IMPRESSIONABLE CHILDREN???
Comments (1) - June 1, 2010
A pox on both their houses - June 1, 2010
I'm Rick Perry...and I'm not sure I approved this message.... - June 1, 2010
Being a bigot is a GREAT way to make up for having a small penis - June 1, 2010
Those who don't know history are condemned to be BP
Comments (1) - June 1, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking.... - June 1, 2010
Proof that oil and water don't mix