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Today's "WTF??" moment: Pedophile edition - December 19, 2009
If we ignore it, it will eventually go away...right?? - September 19, 2009
Yeah, but was the chicken old enought to consent? - July 29, 2009
Today's "WTF??" moment - July 19, 2009
Except for that little thing about exploding when rear-ended
Comments (1) - July 16, 2009
Today's WTF moment - July 15, 2009
Another Bhopal Chamber of Commerce moment - July 14, 2009
A question in need of asking - July 13, 2009
We die from lung cancer so you don't have to - July 9, 2009
And you think I just make this stuff up.... - July 4, 2009
We have standards, after all - June 19, 2009
Because you never know when a bear (or a Liberal) will show up uninvited - June 4, 2009
Great moments in sexism, circa 1970
Comments (1) - April 19, 2009
And for dessert?? - March 30, 2009
Heart attack on a plate
Comments (2) - March 4, 2009
Only you can prevent the tragedy that is ESS.... - December 19, 2008
But I do kind of miss the singing chunks of coal - December 13, 2008
I always do.... ;-) - December 5, 2008
Yeah...riiiiggghhht.... - November 25, 2008
Doing the right thing for the right reason - September 9, 2008
Stick a fork in them already.... - August 7, 2008
Be the change you wish to see in the world...it's the only way anything's going to happen - August 3, 2008
As if I needed yet another reason not to shop at WalMart.... - June 16, 2008
Truth in advertising...or getting a free pass because you're Steve Jobs - May 11, 2008
A hundred dead is a tragedy. A million is a statistic. - May 7, 2008
Now that's dedication
Comments (1) - April 19, 2008
2 rms, riv vu - April 11, 2008
This just in...image of toast appears on Jesus Christ! Film @ 11!!
Comments (1) - April 9, 2008
One of these things is not like the others - April 6, 2008
Viva Mexico...or not.... - April 5, 2008
This must be God's way of telling you that you've got too damn much money
Comments (1) - April 2, 2008
Uh...what? Sorry, I was distracted.... ;-) - March 16, 2008
One's man's fall from grace is another hooker's payday
Comments (2) - March 14, 2008
Inquiring minds want to know...and I'm here to help - February 21, 2008
I don't understand it...why can't I find a job??
Comments (4) - January 26, 2008
It's not often I'm rendered speechless, but.... - January 25, 2008
And I hear there's a reward - January 17, 2008
Nothing quite like serial monogamy, eh? - January 15, 2008
Ah, so THAT'S how he does it...no wonder she looks so happy
Comments (1) - January 12, 2008
Wherefore art thou, Calvin? - January 2, 2008
Where's Stupendous Man when this nation truly needs him? - January 1, 2008
Man, and you thought I was messed up.... - December 24, 2007
Yeah, I know...but it should have been.... - December 14, 2007
Can't live with it. Can't live without it. - December 12, 2007
Yes, Virginia, there really is a law of unintended consequences
Comments (4) - November 29, 2007
All the news that's fit to...well, I'm not quite sure what, actually....
Comments (1) - November 26, 2007
If it weren't true, it wouldn't hurt, would it? - November 15, 2007
Coming soon to a male fantasy near you
Comments (3) - September 13, 2007
Things that make you go WTF???
Comments (4) - August 23, 2007
I never would have guessed.... - July 27, 2007
And you thought baseball had a drug problem.... - July 13, 2007
Ah...the Olympic ideal - July 4, 2007
Who says irony is dead? Then again, they'll probably be sewn by illegal Mexican immigrants, anyway. - June 24, 2007
Looks like someone's running scared
Comments (3) - June 23, 2007
Chicks love a man in uniform.... - May 10, 2007
Well, that certainly explains lot, eh?
Comments (3) - April 27, 2007
How much is enough? And when does enough become too much? - April 25, 2007
Something to think about as summer approaches
Comments (3) - April 20, 2007
That scream you heard was the death of due process
Comments (8) - April 18, 2007
The truly sad thing is that this sensibility is such a rarity - March 1, 2007
Next, they'll be tackling stale coffee, impoliteness, and bad grammar
Comments (9) - February 3, 2007
Yeah, but they have low prices, so why should I care that they exploit their workers?
Comments (2) - January 17, 2007
And if this doesn't work, you can still pop a cap in him - January 15, 2007
If my drill sergeant had looked like this, I might still be in the Army
Comments (9) - January 14, 2007
Karma can be a real b---h, no?
Comments (4) - December 28, 2006
Uh...which one's the pig??
Comments (5) - December 22, 2006
Texas: It's a whole other country...a Third World country
Comments (2) - December 21, 2006
I'll just stay here with my copy of "Mein Kampf", thank you very much.... - December 15, 2006
One of the definitions of a true hero....
Comments (1) - December 8, 2006
Finally...conclusive, indisputable proof that Satan runs the US government
Comments (2) - November 22, 2006
It's a dessert topping AND a floor wax!!
Comments (1) - November 21, 2006
Perhaps...but you'd still be cold-blooded killers who should be facing the electric chair - August 29, 2006
Other than that, they're in GREAT shape - August 26, 2006
Welcome to the 2006 Gulf Coast Victory Tour - August 25, 2006
You try living in caves...and see if that doesn't turn you into a real horndog
Comments (3) - August 22, 2006
Stupidest. Idea. Ever. - August 6, 2006
A laughable criticism from a journalist who's become a parody of himself, no??
Comments (1) - July 29, 2006
So who says history isn't repetitive??
Comments (1) - June 29, 2006
Ya gotta love those odds, eh? - June 27, 2006
Doing the right thing for all the right reasons - June 17, 2006
You try living on less than $2 a day....
Comments (1) - June 4, 2006
Over the river and through the woods, to granm...oh, never mind....
Comments (2) - May 15, 2006
Todays lesson: DaVinci Code bad, Bible good.
Comments (5) - April 27, 2006
Why my stepfather is such a clueless fool
Comments (7) - April 18, 2006
The more things change....
Comments (1) - April 18, 2006
Today: a sex offender. Then: a future mayor of Portland, OR.
Comments (1) - April 14, 2006
Do you really want a telco erecting a tollbooth on the Information Superhighway??
Comments (1) - April 13, 2006
I seem to turn up in the strangest places, eh?? - April 3, 2006
People are dying in Iraq...and this is news?? - March 30, 2006
Looks sorta like Primary Day in Seabrook
Comments (1) - March 30, 2006
Just a thought.... - March 21, 2006
The first graduating class of the Baghdad Do-It-Yourself Lobotomy School - March 11, 2006
Another hammer blow for freedom of speech
Comments (1) - March 4, 2006
A few of you must have missed the memo | TrackBacks (1) - February 25, 2006
Have these folks been living in caves? - February 21, 2006
Is this really what a free society does?
Comments (1) - February 20, 2006
Yes, denial really IS more than just a river in Egypt - February 12, 2006
Damn aliens.... - February 5, 2006
Tomorrow, we'll discuss the evils of milk - January 26, 2006
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us - January 16, 2006
Deja vu all over again - January 15, 2006
Well, it IS easier to fear than it is to understand - January 12, 2006
The triumph of decency over flaming moonbats
Comments (3) - January 7, 2006
Repeat after me: WOMEN ARE NOT PROPERTY.... - January 3, 2006
It's just a few blocks away near Great Satan Square - January 3, 2006
This one's for Adam, in recognition of being stuck in Carbondale, IL for four years - January 1, 2006
Next week, he'll be the new White House Press Secretary - December 25, 2005
The final assault in the war on Christmas - December 18, 2005
No, you really can't have your cake and eat it, too - December 15, 2005
And you wonder why Our Glorious Leader was "re-elected"?
Comments (11) - December 15, 2005
Thanks for that mental picture - December 12, 2005
No $%!#, Sherlock....
Comments (1) - December 10, 2005
Merry %&($)#@ Holidays/Christmas/Xmas/Kwanzaa/Hannukah/Day Before Boxing Day
Comments (1) - December 9, 2005
Welcome to the international edition of "Once a DUMB@$$, always a DUMB@$$" - November 24, 2005
Now this ought to make you think twice about tearing into the turkey - November 23, 2005
I got it bad, so bad, I'm hot for Teacher.... - November 5, 2005
So much for being stuck in the boonies.... - October 29, 2005
Return of the Robber Barons
Comments (5) - October 28, 2005
Not exactly the Olsen Twins....
Comments (4) - February 23, 2005
Well, one man's reality is another's Thorazine-addled hallucination - February 21, 2005
Much ado about less than nothing - February 17, 2005
If it's fixed, don't broke it - February 16, 2005
Like ohmigawd...it was horrible- all those little Russian children and no Calvin Kleins anywhere! - February 6, 2005
A man who rose above his circumstances
Comments (4) - February 3, 2005
Or for Republicans
Comments (1) - February 3, 2005
Strangely enough, breasts tend to look very much alike - February 2, 2005
Apparently, the Almighty makes a killer omelet
Comments (5) - February 2, 2005
The answer to the question: "So why IS North Korea still a Third World country?"
Comments (1) - January 28, 2005
So much for childhood
Comments (2) - January 24, 2005
How narrow-minded must you be in order to be threatened by a cartoon character?
Comments (2) - January 21, 2005
And for our next trick....do-it-your brain surgery - January 15, 2005
Light 'em up!
Comments (7) - January 14, 2005
Stoopid is as stoopid does
Comments (5) - January 13, 2005
Focusing on the important things - January 13, 2005
Mortal sin or home entertaiment? No, silly; it's a dessert topping AND a floor wax....
Comments (4) - January 12, 2005
Another soldier in the battle against ignorance and reaction
Comments (4) - January 9, 2005
Keeping things in perspective - December 31, 2004
The answer to the question, "So, why DO guys like beach volleyball so much??" (Exhibit L)
Comments (2) - December 25, 2004
Merry Christmas from Nanny 911 - December 22, 2004
The answer to the question, "So why DO guys like beach volleyball so much?" (Exhibit K)
Comments (3) - December 20, 2004
Turning the corner.... - December 18, 2004
The answer to the question "So why DO guys like beach volleyball so much?" (Exhibit J)
Comments (1) - December 17, 2004
What NOT to do with a dead whale - December 11, 2004
The answer to the question, "So, why DO guys like beach volleyball so much??" (Exhibit I)
Comments (1) - December 4, 2004
This could be just what we need....
Comments (1) - November 28, 2004
The answer to the question, "So, why DO guys like beach volleyball so much??" (Exhibit H) - November 23, 2004
We're Number One!! - November 19, 2004
The answer to the question, "So, why DO guys like beach volleyball so much??" (Exhibit G) - November 17, 2004
And, no, I will NOT be among them....
Comments (4) - November 16, 2004
It's good to see that everyone is handling victory (or defeat) with grace and dignity
Comments (4) - November 13, 2004
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us - November 9, 2004
Kinda gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "no-brainer", eh? - November 5, 2004
The answer to the question, "So, why DO guys like beach volleyball so much??" (Exhibit F) - October 16, 2004
The kids are all right - October 16, 2004
The answer to the question, "So, why DO guys like beach volleyball so much??" (Exhibit E) - October 2, 2004
The answer to the question, "So, why DO guys like beach volleyball so much??" (Exhibit D)
Comments (1) - September 28, 2004
Ready to blow again?
Comments (4) - September 28, 2004
The answer to the question, "So, why DO guys like beach volleyball so much??" (Exhibit C) - September 20, 2004
A self-portrait: "Man contemplates the significance of the Eagles-Vikings game" - September 19, 2004
And all these years I thought it was the ability to expound on foreign policy issues - September 19, 2004
The answer to the question, "So, why DO guys like beach volleyball so much??" (Exhibit B)
Comments (1) - September 13, 2004
Oh, how sweet...a modern-day Romeo and Juliet - September 6, 2004
Comment Problems
Comments (1) - September 6, 2004
And on the seventh day, they lounged
Comments (8) - September 6, 2004
With friends like this....
Comments (3) - September 1, 2004
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us - August 27, 2004
Give us your spoiled, your pampered, your immature, your over-hyped yearning to be treated like Deities - August 23, 2004
Speak softly and wield a big rod - August 19, 2004
Sometimes, it's easier to kill the messenger than to consider the message
Comments (5) - August 10, 2004
THIS JUST IN.... - August 8, 2004
Let this be a lesson to you.... - August 7, 2004
Inquiring minds want to know
Comments (1) - August 6, 2004
The decline of Western Civilization?
Comments (2) - July 25, 2004
And you think you have issues with your mother-in-law??
Comments (6) - July 24, 2004
How could you say no to faces like this??
Comments (3) - July 22, 2004
Wouldn't one of these look sweet in my driveway?
Comments (1) - July 19, 2004
It sounds like someone got an extra helping of stupid
Comments (2) - July 5, 2004
What, you couldn't preempt that infomercial??
Comments (2) - June 28, 2004
This is what happens when you teach kids to think, Chapter 2
Comments (2) - June 27, 2004
This is what happens when you teach kids to think
Comments (1) - June 26, 2004
I smell a boycott....
Comments (2) - June 23, 2004
Another dispatch from our foreign correspondent
Comments (2) - June 22, 2004
And if you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with - June 18, 2004
Just as long as someone else is doing the suffering and dying - June 17, 2004
Another dispatch from our foreign correspondent - June 15, 2004
The latest communique from the Department Of The Blindingly Obvious
Comments (6) - June 13, 2004
Not exactly the anniversary I was hoping to celebrate
Comments (1) - June 12, 2004
Let this be a warning to you
Comments (1) - June 2, 2004
Better dead than Red, eh?
Comments (1) - June 1, 2004
Sometimes, a picture really IS worth a thousand words - May 28, 2004
The latest communique from the Pizza Police - May 21, 2004
And now, to our reporter on the scene in Oaxaca - May 1, 2004
It's a rainy Saturday afternoon...perhaps I'll do some reading - April 28, 2004
Now, if they find two of everything, we might just have something to talk about
Comments (1) - April 15, 2004
I'm tired of people wanting their cake and eating it, too
Comments (2) - April 13, 2004
Me? I'm still waiting for a Jesus that can help me with my putting....
Comments (1) - April 10, 2004
I only hope it's not the same dog and the same cat - March 29, 2004
America gets it up again - March 12, 2004
If you start walking now, you might be home by, oh, the year 3216 - March 11, 2004
Your tax dollars at work
Comments (1) - March 9, 2004
More hilarity from the TPRS poster boy, #2
Comments (5) - March 7, 2004
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us - March 6, 2004
No doubt there were any number of volunteers willing to help warm these folks up.... - March 5, 2004
Who says faith needs to be hard? This is America, home of the ecclesiastical shortcut and drive-through theology. - March 2, 2004
A legitimate attempt to right a wrong, or another poorly-veiled attempt to nibble away at reproductive rights?
Comments (5) - February 29, 2004
You were expecting Club Med??
Comments (2) - February 27, 2004
Life is good when you can afford good lawyers
Comments (1) - February 24, 2004
I still think I did just fine, thank you.... - February 22, 2004
If it's worth knowing, you'll hear it on SportsCenter - February 16, 2004
What if the world really was like junior high school? - February 14, 2004
And it only gets worse - February 14, 2004
Bad taste! Less filling!! - January 31, 2004
Cream? Sugar? An IPO?? - January 29, 2004
I'm not sure I want to know what makes us tick. I just like it.
Comments (1) - January 20, 2004
Thanks for sharing...well, not really....
Comments (1) - January 17, 2004
We spent HOW much to find this out?? - January 15, 2004
Well, somebody's got to live there, right? Just so it isn't me.... - January 14, 2004
Reality is where you find it, I suppose - January 5, 2004
How about we fear something that is actually a problem?
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (1) - December 14, 2003
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (4) - November 29, 2003
Yes, it's true...I'm a closet etymologist - November 25, 2003
Just living the American dream....
Comments (1) - November 22, 2003
No, Conservatives DON'T have a corner on reality - November 15, 2003
From the Department of Irrational Fears
Comments (3) - November 4, 2003
And we have only ourselves (and our attorneys) to blame
Comments (3) - November 2, 2003
You can't legislate against bodily functions...can you?? - October 31, 2003
Yeah, but you get to work outside.... - October 30, 2003
It's "pop", damnit....
Comments (1) - October 23, 2003
I'm wishing for a Green Christmas
Comments (3)| TrackBacks (1) - October 14, 2003
No speed on the basepaths, either
Comments (2) - October 12, 2003
Thankfully, I at least avoided the near-death wakeup call - October 5, 2003
So why not take a long lunch? - October 4, 2003
Wouldja like to supersize that? - September 30, 2003
So we may as well make it bigger and better - September 28, 2003
Apparently, genius does not equate to immortality - September 26, 2003
Because meaningful oppression is so much harder to accomplish alone
Comments (2) - September 17, 2003
Beware, puny mortals....
Comments (-64) - August 30, 2003
This is the f*****g moron who messed up my computer??
Comments (5)| TrackBacks (1) - July 22, 2003
Now THIS is science....
Comments (1) - July 16, 2003
Well, it does save on laundry soap - July 15, 2003
I suppose it's beats taking personal responsibility - July 5, 2003
Not so disturbing search requests - July 1, 2003
Oops! My bad....
Comments (1) - June 20, 2003
If I gained 30 pounds and shaved my goatee, I COULD BE Tom Clancy....
Comments (2) - June 2, 2003
Just because I can
Comments (7) - May 24, 2003
Tastes Great! Less Filling!!
Comments (16) - May 13, 2003
If Franz Kafka were a banker.... - May 9, 2003
Use the force, Luke.... - April 21, 2003
Arrogance, adultery, and murder
Comments (1) - April 19, 2003
Another step forward for interpersonal communications | TrackBacks (1) - April 18, 2003
How do they download porn?
Comments (1) - February 26, 2003
Now here is a warning system I can understand
Comments (3) - February 18, 2003
And it's amazingly lifelike- almost like Jacques Chirac - January 28, 2003
Experience the magical healing power of Murphy the Bunny!
Comments (2) - January 23, 2003
And I suppose a brain transplant is out of the question??
Comments (6) - January 21, 2003
Help is on the way
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (1) - January 14, 2003
Why the Internet is like your Grandma's old party line | TrackBacks (1) - January 10, 2003
How to survive a nuclear attack with just a hat - January 4, 2003
Some things just defy explanation, I guess - December 27, 2002
Help the generically impaired help themselves - December 18, 2002
I love American ingenuity, don't you? - December 12, 2002
My night as a lab rat
Comments (1) - December 6, 2002
I needed a quiz to tell me this? - November 29, 2002
Mine is STILL bigger
Comments (1) - November 9, 2002
One less amateur in our midst
Comments (1) - November 5, 2002
You blinded me with science.... - October 22, 2002
Found in the home of the world's biggest packrat - October 3, 2002
Is Heaven hotter than Hell? - October 2, 2002
No, the Weather Channel is down the hall & to the right....
Comments (2) - September 25, 2002
Gaining on the pain - September 24, 2002
Perhaps we'll get lucky after all.... - September 24, 2002
Where's Isidore??
Comments (1) - September 23, 2002
Isidore's Mexican Vacation - September 21, 2002
An uninvited guest heading our way?
Comments (-1) - September 20, 2002
OK, everyone face to the southeast and blow hard
Comments (7) - September 18, 2002
Sure, but does he know who Mulder's father is??
Comments (1) - September 9, 2002
The Pros and Cons of making the world a smaller place
Comments (1) - September 3, 2002
They were too busy for "Celebrity Death Match"
Comments (5)| TrackBacks (1) - August 26, 2002
Well, that explains everything.... - August 21, 2002
The Big Lie lives
Comments (4) - August 20, 2002
Our world in numbers
Comments (1) - August 15, 2002
Another arrow in the quiver - August 15, 2002
A drought has a very different meaning in the desert - August 10, 2002
Today's essay - August 6, 2002
Hey! This stuff really works!! - August 4, 2002
This is what happens when you're not paying attention
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