August 2010 Archives
- August 31, 2010
Low expectations means never having to worry about being disappointed - August 31, 2010
So this is what we've come to...pregnant demons in search of a sandwich? - August 31, 2010
I have a dream. It doesn't apply to you. - August 31, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking - August 31, 2010
Time for a trip in the Wayback Machine.... - August 30, 2010
I don't know about the yolk of oppression. How about the rich, creamy nougat of oppression?? - August 30, 2010
America the mediocre, hateful, and self-absorbed - August 30, 2010
Glenn Beck is to reason as lobotomy is to intellectual discourse - August 30, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking - August 30, 2010
Meanwhile, more young Americans continue to return home in flag-draped boxes - August 29, 2010
Another WWJD public service...because we care - August 29, 2010
Even worse is that she (and people like her) votes - August 29, 2010
This week's rich, creamy, Jesus-y goodness
Comments (1) - August 29, 2010
Hatred is offensive...but it can be funny if properly exploited - August 29, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking - August 28, 2010
I'll be in Seattle, but if you need to know what I'll be missing...well, here's your sign
Comments (1) - August 28, 2010
The only thing missing was a call to kill all Infidels and Unbelievers - August 28, 2010
Because elections ads require too damn much thinking.... - August 28, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking - August 27, 2010
What a friend we have in Cheesus - August 27, 2010
This is what happens when you preach hate - August 27, 2010
Rights? They're whatever Conservative White Christian Males want them to be. - August 27, 2010
Play time at the Republican Indoctrination Camp - August 27, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking - August 27, 2010
Headlining this year's Gay Cinema Festival.... - August 26, 2010
Today in History - August 26, 2010
Questions don't always need answers - August 26, 2010
From the "Things That Just Don't Make Sense" Department.... - August 26, 2010
Seru na vás a kone, ktoré ste sa v jazdili na
Comments (2) - August 26, 2010
A very good argument for becoming a vegetarian - August 26, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking
Comments (1) - August 25, 2010
Michele Bachmann: Almost enough to make me rethink being a Twins fan - August 25, 2010
Like I was planning on moving to Philadelphia....
Comments (2) - August 25, 2010
Compassion has it's limits: just ask any Congressional Republican - August 25, 2010
More random, poorly organized thoughts on the "Ground Zero Mosque" - August 25, 2010
Freedom of speech can be, and often is, offensive speech: Exhibit A - August 25, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking - August 25, 2010
Mystery Dick Joke Theater 3000 - August 24, 2010
Fair and balanced? Or just evil and stupid? - August 24, 2010
When good people speak up, there just might be hope - August 24, 2010
It's official- Barack Obama is NOT a Muslim. Wolf Blitzer says so. - August 24, 2010
More random, poorly organized thoughts on the "Ground Zero Mosque" - August 24, 2010
Crisp, clean, and without the bitter aftertaste of Conservative propaganda and fear-mongering - August 24, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking - August 23, 2010
The latest step to solidify the approaching Palin dynasty: Be afraid, be VERY afraid.... - August 23, 2010
Wait...the undead have lawyers?? - August 23, 2010
More random, poorly organized thoughts on the "Ground Zero Mosque" - August 23, 2010
Well, this is certainly one way to leave an imprint - August 23, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking - August 23, 2010
Honey, we're not in Lake Oswego anymore.... - August 22, 2010
It's a toy...not proof of your worthiness - August 22, 2010
Better to be thought an intolerant, Jesus-y wingnut than to be Franklin Graham - August 22, 2010
So much to hate...so little time (American Taliban edition)
Comments (1) - August 22, 2010
This week's rich, creamy, Jesus-y goodness - August 22, 2010
Hold your nose and exercise your right to prove that God's a Republican - August 22, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking - August 22, 2010
Right...he's obviously a Muslim. Then how do you explain this? - August 21, 2010
So you think the terrorists haven't already won?? - August 21, 2010
More random, poorly organized thoughts on the "Ground Zero Mosque" - August 21, 2010
If 9.11 can be "Burn a Koran Day", then.... - August 21, 2010
Things I've learned from da Interwebs
Comments (2) - August 21, 2010
A scene from the opening invocation at the Texas Republican Party convention - August 21, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking - August 21, 2010
Say hello to your 2010-11 Toronto Maple Leafs! - August 20, 2010
Some random, poorly organized thoughts on the "Ground Zero Mosque" - August 20, 2010
Why does Barack Obama hate our bananas??
Comments (1) - August 20, 2010
A joke to start your day ;-) - August 20, 2010
Today's "WTF??" moment
Comments (3) - August 20, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking - August 20, 2010
Yes, bacon makes EVERYTHING better - August 19, 2010
Da Interwebs: Where you can display your ignorance, racism, and hatred for all to admire - August 19, 2010
And you wonder why I loves da Interwebs - August 19, 2010
We cannot underestimate the clear and present (yet soft and comfortable) Muslin threat - August 19, 2010
Minnesota Republicans: Stay classy (or not) - August 19, 2010
If you don't think the terrorists have won...well, here's your sign - August 19, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking - August 19, 2010
And now, for your listening and dancing pleasure.... - August 18, 2010
Conclusive proof of the approaching Apocalypse - August 18, 2010
On today's menu at the Myocardial Infarction Grill....
Comments (2) - August 18, 2010
Is it wrong to want to tell him to go fornicate himself?
Comments (1) - August 18, 2010
If churches aren't good enough for Saudi Arabia, then let the inane arguments commence - August 18, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking - August 18, 2010
The First Amendment and demagogues...like peanut butter and jelly - August 17, 2010
Travel can be a messy (and smelly) proposition - August 17, 2010
We honor the Constitution...as long as you're not Muslim - August 17, 2010
It's been said that living well is the best revenge.... - August 17, 2010
A picture that's worth a 1,000 words - August 17, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking - August 17, 2010
It's beautiful, glad you're not here.... - August 16, 2010
I tied for first...but lost on penalty kicks - August 16, 2010
Fair and balanced? We want cleavage!!
Comments (1) - August 16, 2010
Nattering nabobs of negativism?? Or just Liberals expecting promises be kept?? - August 16, 2010
Don't Ask, Don't Tell: Yes, it really IS this stupid - August 16, 2010
The true legacy of the party that Richard Nixon built - August 16, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking
Comments (1) - August 15, 2010
Say what you mean and mean what you say...or not
Comments (1) - August 15, 2010
(&^% you for flying the (not so very) friendly skies, eh?? - August 15, 2010
This week's rich, creamy, Jesus-y goodness
Comments (2) - August 15, 2010
Yes, they probably ARE that stupid - August 15, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking - August 15, 2010
Everything you wanted to know about "anchor babies", but were afraid to ask - August 14, 2010
Today's Wasilla Hillbillies update - August 14, 2010
Freedom of religion: if they wanted it, they'd be Christians
Comments (1) - August 14, 2010
Now there's some principled leadership, eh? - August 14, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking - August 14, 2010
So who's the real "tax and spend" party?? - August 13, 2010
Today's handy reservoir...er, political tip - August 13, 2010
Joan Heffington: Righteous, Jesus-y, and (not quite) just what Kansas needs - August 13, 2010
The decline and fall of...us - August 13, 2010
Braids are 50% off on Fridays! - August 13, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking
Comments (1) - August 13, 2010
First Amendment 1, Eric Cantor 0 - August 12, 2010
Jack discovered too late that letting guests bring cameras was a bad idea - August 12, 2010
Irrational people need not apply.... - August 12, 2010
Uh...that's not vanilla.... - August 12, 2010
Another items on the list of things I'm just too old and un-hip to understand - August 12, 2010
Lies, damn lies...and Republican talking points. And you thought Richard Nixon was dead.... - August 12, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking - August 11, 2010
We can call it "Teabagistan", or "The Republic of Tea", or "Idiocracy II"....
Comments (1) - August 11, 2010
You almost need a program in order to know who to hate
Comments (1) - August 11, 2010
Someone just passed the Propaganda 101 final with flying colors - August 11, 2010
There's no wrong way to do the right thing...even five years later - August 11, 2010
...and they included the x-ray vision lens which allows them to see through ladies undergarments - August 11, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking - August 11, 2010
I don't care what you say...the new dress code sucks - August 10, 2010
Are you ready for (something not at all resembling) football? - August 10, 2010
Spanish fluency and a CPR certification are a plus - August 10, 2010
Not exactly love in the time of cholera, is it? - August 10, 2010
Leadership? Nope, nothin' to see here...move along, sheeple.... - August 10, 2010
If you REALLY love Jesus, you can invent statistics to justify your hatred and prejudice - August 10, 2010
I'm but one man...I can only buy so many magazines....
Comments (1) - August 10, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking - August 9, 2010
Be afraid...be VERY afraid.... - August 9, 2010
Anti-Muslim hysteria and bigotry: that's bulls--t - August 9, 2010
Remember, it's only "judicial activism" when a "Liberal" judge does it
Comments (1) - August 9, 2010
Coming soon to a margarita near you.... - August 9, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking - August 8, 2010
Dude!! I'm (not exactly) going to Disneyland!! - August 8, 2010
This week's rich, creamy, Jesus-y goodness - August 8, 2010
AmeriKKKa: where ignorance is a birthright
Comments (1) - August 8, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking - August 8, 2010
Emancipation Proclamation? What Emancipation Proclamation?? - August 7, 2010
Are you ready for some football? Where's the toilet paper?? - August 7, 2010
One man's beaver is another's...uh, do we REALLY need to go there??
Comments (1) - August 7, 2010
Truth is whatever you can convince the American Sheeple that it is - August 7, 2010
Liberals are the Borg...we WILL assimilate you! - August 7, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking - August 7, 2010
So you think your life is private?? - August 6, 2010
The unbearable lightness of bike sharing (damn Communists....) - August 6, 2010
Survery SAYS...58% of Americans are morons - August 6, 2010
A question for the American Sheeple: Where were you?? - August 6, 2010
'Cuz being a Republican means never having to say you're sorry - August 6, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking - August 6, 2010
In case you'd forgotten what a miserable excuse for a human being Richard Nixon was.... - August 5, 2010
Cojones...you don't know the first thing about 'em - August 5, 2010
Another trip down the rabbit hole with yet another existential crisis
Comments (3) - August 5, 2010
Civil rights shouldn't be decided at the ballot box - August 5, 2010
Is it really that hard to find reasons to get along? Islam is not the enemy. - August 5, 2010
Stoopid is as stoopid does - August 5, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking - August 5, 2010
That's right...not all terrorists are swarthy Brown People - August 4, 2010
This one's for those of you suffering through yet another stifling heat wave - August 4, 2010
Another victory for reason and freedom of thought? - August 4, 2010
Gays on trains? OMG...before you know it, they'll be wanting to marry. - August 4, 2010
Because wealthy White Conservative men really should control female reproductive functions - August 4, 2010
Bobby Jindal speaks to his base: four-year-olds - August 4, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking - August 4, 2010
The only things they worship are money and power
Comments (1) - August 3, 2010
Jon Kyl and Lewis Black: separated at birth?
Comments (2) - August 3, 2010
Scaring White Folks: It's what Republicans do
Comments (1) - August 3, 2010
Sadly, I'd never suspected a fellow Twins fan could be so willfully and aggressively stupid - August 3, 2010
So...remind me again how marriage is under attack??
Comments (2) - August 3, 2010
Using racism for fun and profit - August 3, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking - August 2, 2010
The more things change...or, where do you think Arizona learned it? - August 2, 2010
OK...so we know what you're against. When are you going to tell us what you're for?? - August 2, 2010
Do the right thing...fight Republican dishonesty and propaganda - August 2, 2010
Back to the future...again - August 2, 2010
This week's candidate for the "Teabagger National Anthem" - August 2, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking - August 1, 2010
This is why I rely on leeches - August 1, 2010
Today's judgmental, Jesus-y Zealot of the Day is.... - August 1, 2010
Liberte, egalite...and off with their heads (figuratively speaking, of course) - August 1, 2010
This week's rich, creamy, Jesus-y goodness - August 1, 2010
Arrogance, ignorance, and Christianity...same as it's ever been - August 1, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking