November 2010 Archives
- November 30, 2010
This is why you're fat - November 30, 2010
This is why Captain Obvious loves pizza - November 30, 2010
I know what I'm going to want on my Pumpkin Pie this year - November 30, 2010
Bacon makes EVERYTHING better...even lingerie
Comments (1) - November 30, 2010
Verily, but we're a nation of over-compliant sheep - November 30, 2010
Product placement as historical commentary - November 30, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking.... - November 29, 2010
Just in case you were wondering what's happening with our "North Korean allies" - November 29, 2010
Two career paths I'll probably pass on - November 29, 2010
Somewhere warm and breezy, Ayn Rand is smiling - November 29, 2010
The new, top-secret location of Tea Party HQ - November 29, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking.... - November 29, 2010
Perhaps it's time to worry about the problem of nervous perspiration in Congress?? - November 28, 2010
Yeah...yours really is bigger - November 28, 2010
Floating blissfully down the River Denial - November 28, 2010
Insert gratuitous penis joke here - November 28, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking.... - November 27, 2010
Sometimes, you really do need to make a decision
Comments (1) - November 27, 2010
May your holiday season be a happy (but not explosive) one - November 27, 2010
Is our presidential candidates learning? Apparently not so much.
Comments (1) - November 27, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking.... - November 27, 2010
Today's "WTF??" moment...where's the litter box? - November 26, 2010
You know you have WAY too much time on your hands when.... - November 26, 2010
"Tom DeLay" and "Guilty"...words that still put a smile on my face - November 26, 2010
Hate: it's not just a good idea. It's the law in far too many places. - November 26, 2010
President Obama's really IS bigger - November 26, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking.... - November 25, 2010
If you're not going to watch football today, here's a suggestion - November 25, 2010
Happy Thanksgiving, y'all.... - November 25, 2010
Yep, this pretty much looks (not exactly) like my Thanksgiving - November 25, 2010
Why I'm doing cannonballs in the deep end of the Schadenfeude pool
Comments (2) - November 25, 2010
Where the problem began.... - November 25, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking.... - November 24, 2010
Translation: "I want a margarita...and I want it NOW!!" - November 24, 2010
There's no wrong way to do the right thing: end DADT now - November 24, 2010
Two jerkographies for the price of one: So who's the bigger liar? - November 24, 2010
Yet another celebration of the TSA keeping us safe from the Evildoers - November 24, 2010
It's true; bacon makes EVERYTHING better! - November 24, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking.... - November 23, 2010
Today's not exactly comforting TSA news.... - November 23, 2010
OK...anyone care to explain why Socialism is inherently evil?
Comments (1) - November 23, 2010
How sad is it that the sanest person in journalism is a comedian? - November 23, 2010
When Security Theater becomes the stuff of parody, we have a problem
Comments (1) - November 23, 2010
Somewhere warm and breezy, Howard Beale is smiling
Comments (1) - November 23, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking.... - November 23, 2010
Is that a bomb in your shorts...or are you just glad to see me?? - November 22, 2010
It might be funny if it wasn't so insulting
Comments (1) - November 22, 2010
You know you live in the middle of nowhere when....
Comments (2) - November 22, 2010
First they came for my civil liberties, but I didn't care, because I wasn't using them
Comments (2) - November 22, 2010
Case closed...and so much for "Tax & Spend Liberals" - November 22, 2010
Incisive campaign analysis from Captain Obvious - November 22, 2010
It's only punishment if you can't look fabulous doing it - November 22, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking.... - November 21, 2010
It would be so much easier if we just summarily executed them - November 21, 2010
Because Miami fans are apparently just too stupid to know how to act at a basketball game - November 21, 2010
This week's rich, creamy, Jesus-y goodness - November 21, 2010
Today's gratuitous picture of hot cheerleaders holding semi-automatic weapons - November 21, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking....
Comments (1) - November 21, 2010
Why life inside the Beltway is not like life outside the Beltway - November 20, 2010
Another reason to love the rich, creamy goodness that is Google Maps - November 20, 2010
This is why I always vote
Comments (1) - November 20, 2010
Doing the right thing for the right reason - November 20, 2010
Another item for my Christmas list - November 20, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking.... - November 20, 2010
And you might want to cut down on the fiber while you're at it - November 19, 2010
Just in time for Thanksgiving dinner.... - November 19, 2010
Somewhere warm and breezy, Eugene Ionesco is smiling - November 19, 2010
Security Theater of the Absurd, Act II - November 19, 2010
Chasing the ghost of Sam Bowie - November 19, 2010
Because Democrats magically grew a pair and stood up for themselves - November 19, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking.... - November 19, 2010
How is the new TSA patdown procedure like bad porn? Here's your answer.... - November 18, 2010
What would Jesus do? He'd kick Bryan Fischer's hateful ass. - November 18, 2010
The real winner in Alaska.... - November 18, 2010
A celebration of the TSA keeping us safe from the Evildoers - November 18, 2010
Better to be thought a knuckle-dragging maroon than...oh, never mind.... - November 18, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking.... - November 17, 2010
Perhaps it's time to play to my strengths?? - November 17, 2010
Hey, I'm unemployed. Maybe I should run for President? - November 17, 2010
You wanna get on that plane? Show us your junk.
Comments (1) - November 17, 2010
Better to be thought a miserable human being than to be John McCain - November 17, 2010
Because sometimes the truth isn't as simple as "They do it, too!" - November 17, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking.... - November 16, 2010
If you're asking this question, you're beyond hope - November 16, 2010
Chocolate: Helping guys get laid since the 4th century
Comments (1) - November 16, 2010
Rihanna debuting her "Stay Classy!" line of children's jewelry - November 16, 2010
Today's nominee for Review of the Year
Comments (2) - November 16, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking.... - November 15, 2010
Only because the bookstore doesn't have a "war crimes" section
Comments (1) - November 15, 2010
This week on "Security Theater of the Absurd" - November 15, 2010
Greetings from Oklahoma: Where sense and reason go to die - November 15, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking.... - November 15, 2010
Thanks, but I'm still not parting with my money to read "Decision Points" - November 14, 2010
Maybe in Green Bay, but this would't go unnoticed in Minneapolis - November 14, 2010
Way to take a stand for equality...and hypocrisy - November 14, 2010
So you think soccer isn't a contact sport?? - November 14, 2010
This week's rich, creamy, Jesus-y goodness - November 14, 2010
Just in time for Christmas.... - November 14, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking.... - November 13, 2010
Today's "WTF??" moment...a fashion felony - November 13, 2010
How much is enough? When does the time to act become...now?? - November 13, 2010
The more things change.... - November 13, 2010
Why sowing hatred and fear can be a great career move - November 13, 2010
But they sure make you look sexy, no?? - November 13, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking.... - November 12, 2010
They were actually served the still-beating hearts of the crew - November 12, 2010
We don't have nearly enough to fear...so let's invent things to obsess over - November 12, 2010
Not the way I might go about it...but, OK.... - November 12, 2010
The #1 threat to humanity: UNBELIEVING BEARS!!! - November 12, 2010
Sadly, I never kept my hands above the covers - November 12, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking.... - November 11, 2010
Looking for love in all the wrong places - November 11, 2010
A victory for my...and our...right to breathe clean air
Comments (3) - November 11, 2010
How Not To Get Laid For Beginners - November 11, 2010
A WWJD public service for my readers in Alabama - November 11, 2010
Today's "WTF??" moment...or, "Where's my damn cookie??" - November 11, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking.... - November 11, 2010
Rating the women in your office: not a shortcut to career advancement - November 10, 2010
No wonder Republicans and Democrats can't get along - November 10, 2010
A keyboard, a bad attitude, and way too much time on my hands - November 10, 2010
How are ants like teabaggers? Both can spontaneously explode. - November 10, 2010
Crazier than a March Hare...and built to stay that way - November 10, 2010
Rand Paul rules the world...you just don't know it yet - November 10, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking - November 10, 2010
Wednesday Food Porn - November 9, 2010
Because stupid is a many-splendored thing - November 9, 2010
Today's special: Celestial Seasonings' new "Xenophbia Blend" white tea - November 9, 2010
Careful what you ask for...because you just got it - November 9, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking - November 8, 2010
Keith Olbermann 1, Phil Griffin 0 - November 8, 2010
You say "Conservative Internment Camp" like it's a bad thing - November 8, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking - November 8, 2010
Man bites dog!! Film @ 11....
Comments (1) - November 7, 2010
Mine's bigger than yours- my statue of Jesus, of course - November 7, 2010
Facts? We don't need no stinkin' facts! We got Jesus!! - November 7, 2010
This week's rich, creamy, Jesus-y goodness - November 7, 2010
For the ignorant and the hateful shall always be among us - November 7, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking - November 6, 2010
Pride and arrogance goeth before a...oh, never mind.... - November 6, 2010
If he'd worked for Fox Noise Channel, they'd probably match his donations
Comments (1) - November 6, 2010
You definitely don't want to be that guy - November 6, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking - November 5, 2010
I'm starting to understand why so many people hate clowns - November 5, 2010
An open letter to the President...for what it's worth
Comments (1) - November 5, 2010
He'd cleverly camouflaged himself with lettuce and mustard - November 5, 2010
What's good for Texas is not necessarily good for the country - November 5, 2010
I hate to be the one to break it to you, but.... - November 5, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking - November 5, 2010
Is this the sort of prejudice we want in someone who would be President? - November 4, 2010
A simple wish.... - November 4, 2010
No, both sides are NOT equally evil, despite what you want to believe - November 4, 2010
My takeaways from a disappointing Election Night - November 4, 2010
We come in peace...and we bring Thorazine - November 4, 2010
Send in the clowns - November 4, 2010
It's what's for breakfast - November 4, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking - November 3, 2010
America would be a much better place if Americans could do one simple thing - November 3, 2010
Rule #1: Don't be a dick
Comments (2) - November 3, 2010
Roseanne Cash: my new hero - November 3, 2010
The triumph of ignorance and reaction - November 3, 2010
Fighting cancer with cancer - November 3, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking - November 2, 2010
If you're stuck in the New Orleans airport tonight.... - November 2, 2010
If you need me, I'll be playing "Porn Star? Or Fox News Anchor?" - November 2, 2010
Somewhere between the Apocalypse and a Bacchanal - November 2, 2010
Voting: It doesn't get any simpler than this - November 2, 2010
Nope, no double standard here. Thanks for asking, though....
Comments (1) - November 2, 2010
Go ahead...vote for the party of the Apocalypse - November 2, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking - November 1, 2010
If you didn't fall for it, they wouldn't do it - November 1, 2010
Something to keep in mind tomorrow as you head off to vote - November 1, 2010
IS this the America you want? If you don't vote, it could be the America you get. - November 1, 2010
I'll miss her...if only for the comic relief - November 1, 2010
Really, what could be more uniquely American than manufactured fear of the unknown?
Comments (1) - November 1, 2010
The reason I will probably live forever - November 1, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking