August 2004 Archives
- August 31, 2004
Hey, a man's gotta eat.... - August 31, 2004
Extra credit time, kids: Can you spot the "C" student??
Comments (4) - August 31, 2004
Showing their true colors
Comments (5) - August 31, 2004
Now here's a mental picture I could have lived without
Comments (1) - August 31, 2004
If you love a child, why would you abuse that child?
Comments (4) - August 31, 2004
Greetings from behind enemy lines - August 31, 2004
If you want to know how to define "hypocrisy", don't ask a Republican - August 31, 2004
How can you not feed something so cute?
Comments (2) - August 31, 2004
It's never been about telling the truth.... - August 30, 2004
Look, nothing but white faces as far as you can see....
Comments (14) - August 30, 2004
Just in time for LieFest '04 - August 30, 2004
Welcome back to the world
Comments (2) - August 30, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (6) - August 30, 2004
It's morning in America - August 30, 2004
A study in casual indifference - August 30, 2004
We're from the government, and we're here to...aw, screw it....
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (2) - August 29, 2004
Bring it on
Comments (3) - August 29, 2004
Wait for it....
Comments (2) - August 29, 2004
Freedom of speech...unless you're a Democrat
Comments (4) - August 29, 2004
Gee, and all this time I'd thought we were universally loved - August 29, 2004
Pass it on - August 28, 2004
I'm trying to give him a vacation.... - August 28, 2004
Back in the saddle again
Comments (1) - August 28, 2004
In my dreams, I see his picture on the back of a milk carton
Comments (3)| TrackBacks (2) - August 28, 2004
PLEASE tell me you have something edible.... - August 28, 2004
And, no, DON'T hold the mayo - August 27, 2004
The last train out of town leaves this evening, and I plan to be on it
Comments (1) - August 27, 2004
Do we have a quorum? - August 27, 2004
I'll bet you thought hurricanes never travelled to the Upper Midwest - August 27, 2004
Give us your spoiled, your pampered, your immature, your over-hyped yearning to be treated like Deities - August 27, 2004
The Bush campaign's secret weapon - August 27, 2004
And the ad was funded by a Bush supporter from South Korea - August 26, 2004
Yet another reason Hockey rules - August 26, 2004
If she were hot, we'd have her at the Republican National Convention with the Bush twins
Comments (1) - August 26, 2004
Yeah, but NBC was happy, because the male demographic went through the roof (Chapter 2)
Comments (7)| TrackBacks (1) - August 26, 2004
George W. Bush- a man of the (very rich) people
Comments (2) - August 26, 2004
Splendor in the grass
Comments (1) - August 26, 2004
Panem et circenses?
Comments (1) - August 26, 2004
Plausible deniability - August 26, 2004
Truth? It's whatever will get George W. Bush a victory in November. - August 25, 2004
At least he went out on top - August 25, 2004
Hey, it's not like anyone's shooting at them.... - August 25, 2004
An argument for show trial and summary executions - August 25, 2004
Look, unless you have something edible to offer, don't even bother....
Comments (3) - August 25, 2004
Well, it sure beats debating issues when you can't hang with your opponent
Comments (3) - August 25, 2004
Brought to you by the people who solved Darfur...or not
Comments (3) - August 25, 2004
It's alway better to have someone else wade in the slime for you - August 25, 2004
What's good for the goose.... - August 25, 2004
Truth is not relative to one's political viewpoint
Comments (3) - August 24, 2004
Yeah, but NBC was happy, because the male demographic went through the roof
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (1) - August 24, 2004
You gotta love advice that begins with "Stop smacking the b***h" - August 24, 2004
Farm cats waiting for the food to hit the deck
Comments (4) - August 24, 2004
Mohammed goes to the mountain - August 24, 2004
Can we please talk about something that is important in the here and now??
Comments (14) - August 24, 2004
They never would have stood a chance - August 24, 2004
He never met a cause or an idea he couldn't exploit for his own benefit - August 23, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (6) - August 23, 2004
Roger Ailes' latest pet project??
Comments (3) - August 23, 2004
It's their world; I'm just coughing up the hairballs
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (4) - August 23, 2004
You have freedom of speech, until someone in a position of power disapproves
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (6) - August 23, 2004
Speak softly and wield a big rod - August 23, 2004
A visit to yet another battleground state
Comments (1) - August 23, 2004
For Republicans, happiness would be seeing his picture on the back of a milk carton - August 23, 2004
Is America ready for this? - August 23, 2004
Sounds like something you'd see in Little Havana, no? - August 22, 2004
I just flew in...and boy are my arms tired - August 20, 2004
A trip back to the Motherland
Comments (6) - August 20, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - August 20, 2004
Welcome to New York. Now spend your money and keep your mouth shut.
Comments (1) - August 20, 2004
And you thought indentured servitude was dead - August 20, 2004
Things look different here - August 19, 2004
Brought to you by Apostles for Truth
Comments (5) - August 19, 2004
Slow progress, but it is progress - August 19, 2004
I feel like I've been given the key to the city - August 19, 2004
A visit from Cat Cobain
Comments (7) - August 19, 2004
Sometimes, it's easier to kill the messenger than to consider the message
Comments (5) - August 19, 2004
Catching up with the rest of the civilized world
Comments (12) - August 19, 2004
A Republican wolf in sheep's clothing
Comments (4) - August 19, 2004
All the news that's fit to...well, basically ignore - August 18, 2004
No, when we do it, it's called "foreign policy" - August 18, 2004
And it may well get worse before it gets better - August 18, 2004
Sure, but are they registered to vote in Florida?
Comments (2) - August 18, 2004
So much for honoring the Olympic Spirit
Comments (1) - August 18, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - August 18, 2004
It's story time, kids!!
Comments (3) - August 18, 2004
Well, OK then....
Comments (1) - August 17, 2004
You go, girl.... - August 17, 2004
Sometimes a picture really is worth a thousand words
Comments (1) - August 17, 2004
Now the real work begins....
Comments (1) - August 17, 2004
Well, it sure beats the hell out of answering those messy, uncomfortable questions posed by reporters, eh? - August 17, 2004
Someone needs to look out for the children- it's not like the mother is - August 17, 2004
And why Bush isn't
Comments (1) - August 17, 2004
Next come the hordes of locust - August 16, 2004
Immature and built to stay that way
Comments (2) - August 16, 2004
I hate it when that happens.... - August 16, 2004
At least they weren't oil wrestling - August 16, 2004
It's so much easier when someone else is doing the fighting and dying - August 16, 2004
"Today, we are going to kill Americans." - August 16, 2004
Servants of God, or slaves to their doctrine?
Comments (5) - August 16, 2004
The truth is what you make it
Comments (1) - August 16, 2004
Doing your part in the war on terror - August 16, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - August 15, 2004
Get a roll of stamps and mail it in
Comments (1) - August 15, 2004
It was a VERY good day
Comments (3) - August 15, 2004
Yeah, but I try harder
Comments (12) - August 15, 2004
It could have been us
Comments (3) - August 15, 2004
Not exactly the news
Comments (2) - August 15, 2004
I got mine...you get your own - August 15, 2004
Memo to Miami drivers: you could learn something here
Comments (1) - August 15, 2004
Yeah, but thy're "fair and balanced".... - August 14, 2004
So much for strong leadership, eh? - August 14, 2004
Can we stop taking life so seriously?
Comments (3) - August 14, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - August 14, 2004
Greetings from Paradise...or what's left of it - August 14, 2004
Those who do not understand history are condemned to vote in Florida - August 14, 2004
It might just be an early Christmas - August 13, 2004
Swing and a miss....
Comments (3) - August 13, 2004
Yep...it's all about taking responsibility - August 13, 2004
Location, location, location....
Comments (2) - August 13, 2004
Greetings from Paradise...on Friday the 13th, no less
Comments (4) - August 13, 2004
Doing the right thing, or falling on his sword?
Comments (1) - August 13, 2004
I'm the edumication President, and I think I approved this message - August 13, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - August 13, 2004
Well, at least he's consistent, eh? - August 12, 2004
Here comes Charley.... - August 12, 2004
All quiet on the Eastern Front...for now, at least
Comments (2) - August 12, 2004
But smoking weed is still legal? - August 12, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - August 12, 2004
Just when you began to think things might be getting back to normal.... - August 12, 2004
Winning on a shoestring budget - August 12, 2004
We're from the government and we're here to help you - August 11, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (2) - August 11, 2004
I just had to come to Florida during hurricane season, didn't I??
Comments (1) - August 11, 2004
Playing politics with security: can anything be more despicable? - August 11, 2004
Just working for the weekend - August 11, 2004
Well, then; I suppose we can safely assume that San Francisco will not be a target? - August 11, 2004
Be careful of the law of unintended consequences
Comments (2) - August 11, 2004
Random musings from deep in the heart of Paradise
Comments (2) - August 11, 2004
Is this a statement that really needs to be made?
Comments (1) - August 11, 2004
And then he wonders why he can't get a date.... - August 10, 2004
Up in smoke.... - August 10, 2004
THIS JUST IN.... - August 10, 2004
They were means to an end - August 10, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - August 10, 2004
Fighting the enemy on their own turf - August 10, 2004
It sucks when the tables are turned, eh?
Comments (2) - August 10, 2004
Make it happen - August 10, 2004
Sow the wind, and eventually you'll reap the whirlwind - August 9, 2004
It's a freeway, not a Formula One track, y'all.... - August 9, 2004
How long, how much, and how many have to die? - August 9, 2004
Hell hath no fury like a lord of the manor scorned by a vassal
Comments (1) - August 9, 2004
Coming soon to a store near you- just in time for Christmas - August 9, 2004
It might be a good day to just stay in bed - August 9, 2004
He must have learned that in the National Guard - August 8, 2004
And the best the GOP can do for an opponent is someone who doesn't even live in Illinois? - August 8, 2004
Let this be a lesson to you.... - August 8, 2004
I always hate it when my dreams get deflated
Comments (4) - August 8, 2004
Or he could just siphon off enough votes to swing the election to Bush - August 8, 2004
At least Dolphins fans have something new to whine about - August 8, 2004
Since when does being a Progressive make one "unpatriotic"?
Comments (1) - August 8, 2004
This is exactly why you do not deserve to be President - August 7, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - August 7, 2004
Who says history can't be beautiful? - August 7, 2004
Inquiring minds want to know
Comments (1) - August 7, 2004
A Friday night at the ballpark - August 7, 2004
Score one for the blowhard - August 7, 2004
Once a politician.... - August 6, 2004
Greetings from Paradise
Comments (1) - August 6, 2004
The decline of Western Civilization?
Comments (2) - August 6, 2004
I knew there was something strange about the guy - August 6, 2004
Consider the source - August 6, 2004
It's almost as if they planned it that way - August 5, 2004
Why campaigning for President and porn are not dissimilar - August 5, 2004
Just shut up and vote Republican like a good Amerikan
Comments (1) - August 5, 2004
Jesus doesn't vote Republican
Comments (1) - August 5, 2004
From the "Unfortunate Campaign Photo Ops" Department
Comments (5) - August 5, 2004
Is this the kind of country we aspire to be? - August 5, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - August 5, 2004
Kinda makes you want to stand up and salute, doesn't it? - August 4, 2004
Reaping what you've sown - August 4, 2004
Sure, you THINK it's a democracy.... - August 4, 2004
Unfortunately, it's physically impossible for me to be hip - August 4, 2004
And I promise to vote for Our Sainted President (*snicker*) - August 4, 2004
You'll never go broke underestimating the intellectual agility of the American electorate
Comments (3) - August 4, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - August 4, 2004
Bring your umbrella....
Comments (1) - August 4, 2004
Dude, where's my career?
Comments (1) - August 3, 2004
More lessons from our intrepid traveller
Comments (3) - August 3, 2004
I'm shocked, of course - August 3, 2004
Politics does make for strange bedfellows, eh?
Comments (4) - August 3, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - August 3, 2004
It seems not everyone is happy that the RNC is coming to town - August 3, 2004
Somebody help this woman.... - August 2, 2004
Something tells me I'm not in Minnesota - August 2, 2004
You never get a second chance to make a first impression
Comments (7) - August 2, 2004
Sometimes all it takes is one extraordinary person
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (4) - August 2, 2004
NOW can we do something?
Comments (1) - August 2, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - August 2, 2004
And they didn't have to land on an aircraft carrier to be hailed as a hero
Comments (3) - August 2, 2004
Of course, you'll never go broke underestimating the ignorance of the American public - August 1, 2004
They call me Gator Bait.... - August 1, 2004
I love travelling...it's the getting there I hate - August 1, 2004
Hey, it's worked so far....
Comments (1) - August 1, 2004
Experience is a good thing