March 2007 Archives
- March 31, 2007
Happy Saturday!!
Comments (4) - March 31, 2007
Well, it's certainly easier than solving poverty - March 31, 2007
It's not so much fun when you can't be a bully anymore, is it? - March 31, 2007
Can we just impeach the bastard now and be done with it??
Comments (3) - March 31, 2007
So, how's that "victory in Iraq" thing working out for you?
Comments (2) - March 30, 2007
Hello...my name is Jack, and I'm a cut-and-run defeatocrat....
Comments (1) - March 30, 2007
Rudy 2008: Because he's in touch with his feminine side - March 30, 2007
Just when you'd begun to think that flying couldn't get any worse
Comments (2) - March 30, 2007
Politics doesn't trump simple human decency...does it??
Comments (1) - March 30, 2007
We can only hope
Comments (1) - March 29, 2007
I know y'all think I make this stuff up...but, au contraire....
Comments (1) - March 29, 2007
I only wish I'd thought of it first - March 29, 2007
Once a DUMB@$$...always James Dobson
Comments (1) - March 29, 2007
You know you have WAY too much time on your hands when....
Comments (2) - March 29, 2007
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us - March 28, 2007
Somewhere in Italy, Niccolo Machiavelli is spinning in his grave
Comments (1) - March 28, 2007
This country would be much better off today if y'all had asked yourself that question in 2000 and 2004
Comments (1) - March 28, 2007
There's no good way to implement a bad idea
Comments (8) - March 28, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (4) - March 28, 2007
There really isn't another option - March 27, 2007
Republicans never really go away...they just become pundits and media whores (Or, how I learned to deal with Labradoodle diarrhea)
Comments (4) - March 27, 2007
This sort of thing will happen when you're corrupt, arrogant, and self-absorbed
Comments (7) - March 27, 2007
Sometimes, you just have to take responsibility for your own bad decisions
Comments (5) - March 27, 2007
What would Jesus Drink?? - March 27, 2007
Because he'd have to own up to the lies and the criminal dishonesty
Comments (1) - March 26, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (7) - March 26, 2007
Kool Aid, anyone?? - March 26, 2007
Truth in advertising - March 26, 2007
Because in the end, it's not about the truth...it's about recruiting - March 26, 2007
We can only hope that this week will be as entertaining - March 25, 2007
Memo to Tom DeLay: No one (&^%$#@ cares anymore - March 25, 2007
Not exactly the Doublemint Twins....
Comments (5) - March 25, 2007
Pardon me while I revel in the pitiful bleatings of a defeated and neutered bully
Comments (1) - March 25, 2007
A little Sunday morning blasphemy
Comments (2) - March 25, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - March 25, 2007
Because propaganda is it's own reward - March 25, 2007
A little more Sunday morning blasphemy - March 24, 2007
Yeah, it sucks when you get caught - March 24, 2007
Lies, damn lies...and Alberto Gonzales
Comments (4) - March 24, 2007
Yes, the rumors are true...Republicans really DON'T have a sense of humor - March 24, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (3) - March 24, 2007
A little Saturday morning blasphemy
Comments (4) - March 24, 2007
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (2) - March 23, 2007
Surely you can understand that we're shallow and superficial...and stop calling me Shirley!!
Comments (4) - March 23, 2007
Yes, kids, some things really are more important than politics - March 23, 2007
Liars, damn liars...and Tom DeLay - March 23, 2007
Let me just offer four words of caution: HE'S NOT VINCE YOUNG
Comments (2) - March 23, 2007
The Bush Administration mission statement - March 22, 2007
It's about time a Democrat displayed some cojones
Comments (8) - March 22, 2007
Side effects of reading this book may include furry palms, anal leakage, and delusions of grandeur
Comments (2) - March 22, 2007
From the "Where's there's smoke, there's generally something burning" department
Comments (2) - March 22, 2007
Guess who's not coming over for Thanksgiving dinner?? - March 22, 2007
Surely, no one can claim to be shocked...and don't call me Shirley.... - March 21, 2007
Yeah, but all you had to do was to selectively prosecute a few Democrats - March 21, 2007
You mean there's a cure??
Comments (2) - March 21, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - March 21, 2007
...and now, please welcome Sen. Hillary Clinton, the "Dancing Democrat"!! - March 20, 2007
So who says Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader isn't an environmentalist? It turns out that he's BIG into recycling.
Comments (2) - March 20, 2007
The truth will set you free...as long as it's the right (no pun intended) truth
Comments (2) - March 20, 2007
This is what you might reasonably expect in a debate from a Fox News Republican - March 20, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - March 20, 2007
OK, so the listing's been removed...and I almost won - March 19, 2007
You know it's going to be an interesting news day when this phrase is all over the morning news
Comments (2) - March 19, 2007
What's the big deal? It's not like they're going to vote Republican anyway? - March 19, 2007
The tight shirts, the short haircuts, the hardbodies...hmm.... - March 19, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (3) - March 19, 2007
Brought to you by "Metrosexuals 'r' Us" - March 19, 2007
...and thank you for flying Hell Airlines!!
Comments (3) - March 18, 2007
No, you cannot lie, indoctrinate, and propagandize your way to the moral high ground - March 18, 2007
Justice may be blind, but BushWorld certainly isn't
Comments (3) - March 18, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - March 18, 2007
Because with enough money you can buy the truth
Comments (1) - March 17, 2007
Mmm...they're probably Nancy Pelosi's.... - March 17, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (3) - March 17, 2007
...and glorious victory is just around the corner!! - March 17, 2007
Cowards, liars, and Republicans
Comments (3) - March 17, 2007
He leaves a slime trail wherever he goes - March 16, 2007
Republican hypocrisy...yes, I know it's redundant....
Comments (3) - March 16, 2007
The law really IS an ass....
Comments (2) - March 16, 2007
Hey, c'mon now...the man's gotta eat.... - March 16, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (3) - March 16, 2007
News of, by, and for the Sheeple - March 16, 2007
Three words that should terrify you: President Sam Brownback - March 15, 2007
I think he has Baghdad Tech in the Final Four - March 15, 2007
Hey, we don't suck!!
Comments (1) - March 15, 2007
Remember...just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you
Comments (5) - March 15, 2007
It's OK...we're Conservative Republicans! - March 15, 2007
What a sad coda on a sad chapter in our nation's history
Comments (1) - March 15, 2007
The only good reason for watching "American Idol" that comes to mind - March 14, 2007
Hey, I'm just doing what little I can to help protect the Homeland
Comments (4) - March 14, 2007
One of these things is not like the other.... - March 14, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (2) - March 14, 2007
Presidents Gone Wild: Spring Break Edition - March 14, 2007
Separation of Church and State? Yeah, right....
Comments (1) - March 13, 2007
Well, yeah, he's amply proven that, hasn't he?? - March 13, 2007
I love the smell of dog $#!% in the morning. It smells like...well, like dog $#!%....
Comments (5) - March 13, 2007
Newt Gingrich: hate him for the hypocrisy, love him for the unabashed skirt-chasing
Comments (5) - March 13, 2007
Uh...WHAT Liberal media?? - March 13, 2007
Mission Accomplished, my @$$.... - March 13, 2007
Yet another reason why "Republican hypocrisy" is redundant - March 13, 2007
You know you're in an obscure corner of da Interweb when.... - March 12, 2007
Backrubs and nude hot oil massages are optional...but appreciated
Comments (2) - March 12, 2007
Remember democracy? Remember civil liberties? I love my country, but I fear my government.
Comments (1) - March 12, 2007
...or at least until I can turn this clusterf--k over to the next President - March 12, 2007
Reaping what you sow...and it's still not enough - March 12, 2007
Why is it that the good, and not the evil, die young?
Comments (1) - March 11, 2007
Git yer God outta mah guv'mint!!
Comments (9) - March 11, 2007
Does anyone really think that this was anything more than a setup from the beginning??
Comments (1) - March 11, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - March 11, 2007
Yet more evidence that Jesus is a Republican
Comments (1) - March 11, 2007
Being a Republican means never having to say you're sorry...or worry about being held accountable - March 10, 2007
Today is Osama bin Laden's 50th birthday. To celebrate, here's a birthday wish from Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader. Mazel Tov!!
Comments (2) - March 10, 2007
The latest communique from Chickenhawk Nation
Comments (1) - March 10, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (3) - March 10, 2007
The chickenhawks sure support our troops, eh? - March 9, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - March 9, 2007
Surrender monkeys unite!! - March 9, 2007
Beyond DUMB@$$...WAY beyond....
Comments (1) - March 9, 2007
Abu Reed...where Republican Propaganda goes to die - March 9, 2007
In my day, "getting drilled" in shop class had a much different meaning - March 9, 2007
So tell us how you really feel.... - March 8, 2007
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (5) - March 8, 2007
Corrupt, untouchable...and apparently built to stay that way
Comments (1) - March 8, 2007
This, kids, is why I miss living in Yugoslavia
Comments (2) - March 8, 2007
Fair and balanced...my @$$ - March 8, 2007
Suddenly, vegetarianism is beginning to look rather appealing
Comments (1) - March 8, 2007
Twenty minutes of news from the White House makes me want to toss my breakfast - March 7, 2007
Thank God for the Law of Unintended Irony....
Comments (5) - March 7, 2007
There's just no good way to sell a bad idea
Comments (6) - March 7, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - March 7, 2007
Karma can be a real b---h... - March 7, 2007
It's a business decision...NOT a question of patriotism, Part Troix
Comments (1) - March 7, 2007
Separated at birth? Jesus, I certainly hope not....
Comments (1) - March 7, 2007
Somewhere, Niccolo Machiavelli is smiling
Comments (1) - March 6, 2007
Mmm...brains...I want the brains....
Comments (1) - March 6, 2007
So who's the hero? And guess who gets the shaft? Chalk up another victory for our brave and selfless Chickenhawks.... - March 6, 2007
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (2) - March 6, 2007
Liberals: let's just admit that we're all horrible human beings and be done with it
Comments (4) - March 6, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - March 6, 2007
O Irony, thy name art Kevin Kiley - March 5, 2007
Titanic II: This time, it's for real - March 5, 2007
Politics, damn lies, and politics - March 5, 2007
Hey, a man can dream, can't he??
Comments (2) - March 5, 2007
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (3) - March 5, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - March 5, 2007
If you were a real American, you wouldn't have come back wounded - March 4, 2007
Jesus saves...your business!!
Comments (3) - March 4, 2007
What would Jesus do? Well, he'd kick your @$$ for not staying on-message.
Comments (3) - March 4, 2007
Johnny One-Note - March 4, 2007
This week in Stoopid - March 3, 2007
Hey, if we can invade Iraq....
Comments (3) - March 3, 2007
Mine is not to wonder why; mine is merely to fall on my sword when necessary to protect Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader
Comments (1) - March 3, 2007
Morally bankrupt, offensive, conceited...and built to stay that way
Comments (2) - March 3, 2007
That was then, this is now
Comments (1) - March 2, 2007
You like me! You really...ah, fuhgeddaboudit....
Comments (5) - March 2, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (3) - March 2, 2007
So what's wrong with sucking up?? - March 2, 2007
So much for having the courage of his convictions - March 2, 2007
Man, with friends like this, who needs enemas? - March 1, 2007
Waiting for the faux outrage from the Rabid Right in 3...2...1....
Comments (1) - March 1, 2007
Next, they'll be tackling stale coffee, impoliteness, and bad grammar
Comments (9) - March 1, 2007
How about a nice cup of S.T.F.U.?? - March 1, 2007
How about trying to understand the message instead of trying to smear the messenger
Comments (2) - March 1, 2007
No, it's not news, but it sures beats having to hear about Iraq, eh? (#2)