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- January 10, 2012
Be careful when you pray for rain, Houston...and you wonder why I don't miss you.... - August 23, 2011
Go ahead...ask me how much I miss Houston ;-) - October 19, 2008
And the sky in his world would be...a healthy shade of rose??
Comments (1) - September 12, 2008
'Twas the night before the Apocalypse.... - September 12, 2008
"I cannot overestimate the danger that us facing us"
Comments (1) - September 7, 2008
Someone's gonna lose a trailer - August 8, 2008
Today's candidate for the Headline Hall of Fame
Comments (2) - August 5, 2008
Go ahead...ask me how much I miss Houston....
Comments (4) - August 1, 2008
No, it's not Paradise, but it's closer to it that Houston is
Comments (-1) - July 25, 2008
Texas blows...but then you knew that, didn't you??
Comments (-1) - July 23, 2008
You wouldn't wish this on your worst enemy - July 22, 2008
Go ahead...ask me how much I miss Texas - July 13, 2008
An idea whose time has come
Comments (-1) - July 8, 2008
'Tain't the heat...it's the stupidity
Comments (11) - April 14, 2008
Yet another reason why I don't miss Houston - January 2, 2008
Sometimes, I miss Houston. Ah, hell...who am I kidding?? - November 3, 2007
Happy Ballunarfest!
Comments (2) - August 19, 2007
'Tis the season to wonder if you'll have a home at this time next week
Comments (4) - August 14, 2007
Beware the power of stupid people in large groups
Comments (13) - August 10, 2007
Can't we just deport them??
Comments (13) - July 30, 2007
Larger than life and built to stay that way - June 27, 2007
Your tax dollars at work...or not
Comments (2) - June 18, 2007
Stupid, inefficient, inappropriate, and built to stay that way
Comments (1) - June 18, 2007
How about a dose of perspective? - April 6, 2007
Just another day in, uh, Paradise
Comments (1) - March 15, 2007
Hey, we don't suck!!
Comments (1) - February 5, 2007
Isn't it about time we demanded that corporations respect the health of it's customers?
Comments (1) - January 19, 2007
It's OK, though...they're just Brown People
Comments (5) - December 30, 2006
Once a DUMB@$$....
Comments (3) - December 13, 2006
Welcome to Hell...we like to call it Waseca - December 12, 2006
The finest justice money can buy
Comments (5) - December 11, 2006
And it couldn't have happened to a nicer thug
Comments (2) - December 3, 2006
Man, why do I only find out AFTER the fact??
Comments (4) - November 23, 2006
I live just south of Gluttony.... - September 26, 2006
If we care about public health, then it 's about damn time
Comments (16) - September 14, 2006
Au revoir to a woman who made Texas politics entertaining for the right reasons - September 10, 2006
No good deed goes unpunished: Exhibit A
Comments (4) - September 5, 2006
Natural selection at work - August 28, 2006
Misplaced priorities? - August 20, 2006
If Hell had palm trees....
Comments (1) - July 7, 2006
Another potential crisis averted - July 2, 2006
If you come to east Texas, bring your gator repellant
Comments (1) - June 26, 2006
Greetings (hack) from (hack) Paradise - June 23, 2006
I'm usually not big on Aggie jokes, but....
Comments (2) - June 11, 2006
Doing our part to keep out the Evil Brown People
Comments (2) - June 2, 2006
Happy Hurricane Season!!
Comments (1) - May 13, 2006
Ring tones and judgement - May 7, 2006
Not exactly a good neighbor, eh? - April 24, 2006
It's what's for dinner...or not....
Comments (4) - April 21, 2006
What's next? Prohibiting dancing?
Comments (5) - March 23, 2006
Insert "Hot Beef Injection" joke here - March 23, 2006
Would you like fries with that?
Comments (4) - March 16, 2006
The new Texas Department of Tourism slogan?
Comments (2) - January 30, 2006
Hey, it's only a name, right??
Comments (2) - January 26, 2006
Game on, eh? Uhh...wait.....
Comments (2) - January 21, 2006
What, like they were going to be allowed into River Oaks?
Comments (3) - January 9, 2006
Why not just force them to wear a Scarlet Letter, or keep them in stocks in the village square?
Comments (3) - January 2, 2006
Well, we DID go a bit above and beyond, didn't we?? - December 26, 2005
We're from the guv'mint...and we're here to...ah, fuhgeddaboudit.... - December 3, 2005
Just another December day in Paradise
Comments (3) - December 1, 2005
Texan of the Year
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (3) - November 30, 2005
It was a helluva summer, wasn't it? - November 16, 2005
Git a rope.... - November 5, 2005
If South Beach migrated to West Texas, it might look like this - February 20, 2005
Like it or not, it's the wave of the future - February 17, 2005
Hey, we got us our very own sex scandal!! - February 4, 2005
A viable option or a vanity candidate?
Comments (1) - January 29, 2005
If you can't slice it, I don't wanna breathe it.... - January 25, 2005
Will it change anything? Who knows? It is a step in the right direction.... - January 15, 2005
#$@& you! We're #9!!
Comments (1) - January 12, 2005
There really IS one born every minute - January 10, 2005
Quick...hide the key to the mini-bar!
Comments (1) - January 8, 2005
For a Texas Republican, mediocrity can be it's own reward
Comments (1) - January 7, 2005
The official city celebration will be at 7am tomorrow at the Krispy Kreme on Bay Area Blvd. - January 6, 2005
The show that never ends
Comments (5) - January 6, 2005
The forces of reaction, ignorance, and fear shall always be among us
Comments (2) - December 27, 2004
One last look at a magical South Texas Christmas - December 26, 2004
No, it wasn't Hell freezing over, but you can see it from here - December 25, 2004
A White Christmas in Paradise - December 9, 2004
A West Texas Christmas Party - December 7, 2004
East Texas horseshoes - December 5, 2004
An East Texas PDA - December 2, 2004
When are we going to admit that the system is not working?
Comments (7) - December 2, 2004
Honey, where did we put the snow shovel? (not.....)
Comments (1) - November 21, 2004
If you need me, I'll be out back collecting two of everything
Comments (6) - November 16, 2004
Pardon me if I'm enjoying this just a bit too much
Comments (5) - November 13, 2004
Ignoring reality in the service of ideology
Comments (2) - November 10, 2004
Apparently, the Legislature has no other problems to solve
Comments (1) - November 2, 2004
We've also cornered the market on self-delusion - October 24, 2004
All hail King Tom.... - October 18, 2004
Repeat after me...YES!!!!
Comments (1) - October 18, 2004
You had to go and get them angry....
Comments (2) - October 8, 2004
A step in the right direction
Comments (14) - September 21, 2004
From the "Department of Self-Promotion Department" - September 13, 2004
Do we prepare now or react when it's too late?
Comments (4) - September 12, 2004
Hey, who says this city isn't big on self-promotion?
Comments (2) - September 9, 2004
Ignoring reality will not change reality - September 8, 2004
Or is denying access to SpongeBob Squarepants part of the punishment philosophy?
Comments (3) - September 4, 2004
Rick Perry is still Governor? Who knew??
Comments (2) - September 2, 2004
Off to greener pastures.... - August 19, 2004
Catching up with the rest of the civilized world
Comments (12) - July 31, 2004
Justice denied is, well, justice denied
Comments (3)| TrackBacks (1) - July 30, 2004
This makes you wonder what would have happened if he had been wanted for jaywalking
Comments (3) - July 29, 2004
Another example of the decline of Western Civilization?
Comments (2) - July 23, 2004
Beware of swarthy men with cameras
Comments (3) - July 22, 2004
Now if we can just get them to get the refrigerators off their porches - July 20, 2004
It's Texas Tuesday, y'all.... | TrackBacks (11) - July 18, 2004
As if life wasn't already difficult enough....
Comments (1) - July 9, 2004
Actually, it was a wonderful day
Comments (3) - July 9, 2004
No, I don't want your secondhand smoke
Comments (3) - July 8, 2004
Justice delayed is not always justice denied - July 6, 2004
It's Texas Tuesday, y'all! | TrackBacks (2) - July 4, 2004
Well, sure, the rent is reasonable, and they DO give you three squares a day
Comments (1) - July 1, 2004
Weer (nott) numbur wun!!
Comments (2) - June 27, 2004
Perhaps, but it did happen on his watch
Comments (1) - June 25, 2004
Perhaps it's time I learned how to swim?
Comments (4) - June 25, 2004
Gee, and they looked like such honest people - June 24, 2004
So much for the presumption of innocence
Comments (4) - June 11, 2004
Well, everything else is bigger.... - June 8, 2004
It's Texas Tuesday, y'all! - June 7, 2004
Notes from the Texas GOP Convention
Comments (2) - June 5, 2004
Same as it ever was....
Comments (9) - June 1, 2004
It's Texas Tuesday, y'all!
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (21) - May 31, 2004
This was NOT supposed to be part of the curriculum - May 30, 2004
Hmm...I'm sensing a second career.... - May 27, 2004
Sow the wind, reap the whirlwind
Comments (1) - May 25, 2004
It's Texas Tuesday, y'all! | TrackBacks (24) - May 24, 2004
Hey, come on now...it could be a miracle.... - May 23, 2004
Well, this would certainly explain the rash of liquor store holdups around the state, eh? - May 19, 2004
It figures that the test was devised by a Conservative Republican
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (1) - May 18, 2004
It's Texas Tuesday, y'all! | TrackBacks (28) - May 17, 2004
Your tax dollars at work...yeah, right - May 14, 2004
Thank you, Masters of the Obvious.... - May 14, 2004
Was it worth it? - May 11, 2004
Just another evening in Paradise - May 11, 2004
It's Texas Tuesday! | TrackBacks (14) - May 10, 2004
Greetings from Klan World- Wish you were here!! - May 10, 2004
We're #2...we try harder - May 8, 2004
The leadership we deserve? - May 6, 2004
Time to choose a direction - May 5, 2004
If a tree falls in the forest.... - May 4, 2004
Help us take back Texas | TrackBacks (11) - May 3, 2004
Low carb? Not if I have anything to say about it.... - May 1, 2004
Just another day in Paradise - May 1, 2004
We're #5! We're #5!! - April 26, 2004
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (1) - April 18, 2004
Watch out for the Law of Unintended Consequences
Comments (2) - April 13, 2004
He couldn't lead a weasel out of a wet paper sack, but his hair sure looks good - April 7, 2004
Now here's something you don't see every day, eh??
Comments (2) - April 4, 2004
Back to the future - April 3, 2004
Southern Living or Soldier of Fortune?? - April 1, 2004
Republicans really DO eat their young - March 31, 2004
Greetings from Hell....
Comments (1) - March 31, 2004
One man's journey to Hell and back - March 30, 2004
This is why I love capitalism - March 29, 2004
Gentleman, start your whining....
Comments (1) - March 29, 2004
If you believe in diversity, you might want to stay the heck away from Waco
Comments (1) - March 28, 2004
Yet another reason to live in Texas - March 28, 2004
Education in Texas: it's not a right, it's a privilege- and an expensive one, at that - March 27, 2004
We may not have much of a winter, but we certainly have a beautiful spring - March 19, 2004
Just stay the hell away from the petting zoo.... - March 18, 2004
Where does a 300-lb gator go?? Pretty much wherever it wants. - March 16, 2004
What if we elected a Governor and got the Invisible Man? - March 9, 2004
I'll be they never had to worry about this at Southfork - March 8, 2004
It's easier to catch a bowl of shredded tuna
Comments (1) - March 4, 2004
At least rats and cockroaches scatter when you turn on the lights
Comments (3) - March 3, 2004
Wait; isn't a college education supposed to broaden your horizons??
Comments (4) - March 3, 2004
You'd think her arms would have been tired, eh?
Comments (1) - March 1, 2004
Time for a little creative problem solving
Comments (1) - March 1, 2004
Yeah, winter can be a real b***h here sometimes - February 19, 2004
Is there room on the cake for another candle??
Comments (1) - February 19, 2004
Yep, we got unresolved issues up to the bitter end
Comments (1) - February 17, 2004
Lifetime employment? Udamnbetcha....
Comments (2) - February 15, 2004
Valentines Day- Texas Style
Comments (1) - February 6, 2004
...And then they'll come for the dogs
Comments (3) - February 4, 2004
Gee, whodathunkit??
Comments (7) - February 2, 2004
Well, a man's got to do something to keep himself entertained, eh?? - February 1, 2004
Remembering the fallen on a day of celebration - February 1, 2004
Of shell games and strip clubs - January 29, 2004
Damn, I really SHOULD have gone to law school.... | TrackBacks (1) - January 29, 2004
Random senseless violence: it's not just for breakfast anymore
Comments (6) - January 27, 2004
Nope, I won't be digging my car out today, y'all.... - January 27, 2004
We've been down this road before, no? - January 25, 2004
Not to rub it in or anything, but...
Comments (3) - January 24, 2004
Political hacks engaging in political hijinks?? Why, I never.... - January 22, 2004
Crisis? Try being a single mother who has no money to feed her baby.... - January 21, 2004
"Put Your Smile On. Company's Coming!"
Comments (2) - January 19, 2004
Stadium envy? Not in this town....
Comments (2) - January 13, 2004
Back when we used to be relevant.... - January 7, 2004
It's a great day to be rich, white, and Republican in Texas
Comments (1) - January 5, 2004
Another brick in the wall....
Comments (3) - January 3, 2004
...and he's got a small penis.... - January 2, 2004
Who says there's no such thing as a free ride? - January 2, 2004
Nothing ventured, nothing gained - December 26, 2003
And the winner is.... - December 21, 2003
'Tis the season to be rich, white, and Republican
Comments (4) - December 21, 2003
Welcome to Republican Paradise. It sure is a more expensive place.
Comments (1) - December 20, 2003
Home of the White, Land of the Conservative
Comments (2) - December 16, 2003
Dead man eating: too bad you can't eat like this every day
Comments (1) - December 15, 2003
Gee, there are so many worthy choices - December 13, 2003
The center of the baseball universe? Not quite yet. - December 11, 2003
If you want my money, prove to me that you need it - December 8, 2003
It must have been some party, eh?? - December 4, 2003
Repeat after me: "Get over yourselves, already...."
Comments (1) - December 2, 2003
Umm...you want to stick that where?? I don't think so.... - December 1, 2003
Unoriginal...that's what you are (apologies to Nat King Cole) - December 1, 2003
Another satisfied customer - December 1, 2003
Hey, can you try McDonald's next time? At least their coffee is bad....
Comments (1) - November 30, 2003
Man, I have got to check my email more often - November 29, 2003
Yep, it's a real weenie-shrinker - November 29, 2003
Who says ignorance, intimidation, and censorship are dead?
Comments (4) - November 20, 2003
Taking one for the Party
Comments (2) - November 20, 2003
I'm not certain I could think of a sillier political statement
Comments (5)| TrackBacks (1) - November 15, 2003
So where was Robert Durst at the time?? - November 13, 2003
Yes, Justice may be blind, but she certainly can be purchased - November 12, 2003
Time for the circus to leave town
Comments (11) - November 7, 2003
It's OK, people...move along...nothing to see here...you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.... - November 6, 2003
Anything to serve the cause, eh?
Comments (9) - October 26, 2003
You would think 55 churches would be enough. Wouldn't you?? - October 24, 2003
Just another day in Paradise...except for the pollution
Comments (2) - October 19, 2003
Go big or go to jail
Comments (1) - October 16, 2003
Hi...my name is Kelley, and I'm a dumbass
Comments (1) - October 13, 2003
The emperor really isn't wearing any clothes
Comments (6) - October 12, 2003
Aspiring to inspire before he expires - October 11, 2003
Sometimes, common sense does prevail- it just takes longer to remove your anterior from your posterior
Comments (5)| TrackBacks (1) - October 10, 2003
THIS is why I love America
Comments (1) - October 9, 2003
No good deed goes unpunished
Comments (8)| TrackBacks (2) - October 7, 2003
At least this one can't be blamed on the Democrats
Comments (1) - October 6, 2003
Why do the voices in my head keep chanting "misplaced priorities"??
Comments (2) - October 5, 2003
Put your hands back in your pocket; there will be no handouts here
Comments (4) - October 5, 2003
Sounds as if we have far too many folks with way too much time on their hands | TrackBacks (2) - October 3, 2003
Tonight on "When Animals Attack: The Carnivore Edition" - September 26, 2003
All men are created equal...yeah, right....
Comments (9) - September 26, 2003
Yep, we grow 'em classy - September 24, 2003
...And we're going to keep doing this until you give DeLay what he wants
Comments (1) - September 24, 2003
Yet more Aggies jokes
Comments (1) - September 22, 2003
Yet another Aggie joke - September 21, 2003
What Texas Democrats should do next | TrackBacks (2) - September 20, 2003
Deja vu all over again - September 16, 2003
This is why you never want to give an Aggie a gun - September 14, 2003
A fair, balanced, and humorous look at the Right - September 9, 2003
Yet more Aggie jokes...please, make him stop!!
Comments (3) - September 6, 2003
Yeah, but a library has never won an NBA championship, eh? - September 6, 2003
Sometimes it's just WAY too easy to make fun of Dallas - September 5, 2003
It's not the end, but you can see it from here
Comments (2) - September 3, 2003
The first hole in the dike? - September 3, 2003
Now this will certainly win support for your cause, eh??
Comments (6) - September 1, 2003
That's gotta be a record or something - September 1, 2003
You've got to know when to hold 'em, or when to fold 'em - August 30, 2003
Another uninvited guest
Comments (-22) - August 29, 2003
We usually have so little to talk about - August 29, 2003
Must we also kick the body?
Comments (4) - August 29, 2003
Since when is there honor among thieves? - August 28, 2003
If Al-Jazeera were translated into English.... - August 27, 2003
Leadership? Nah, that would be way too much work....
Comments (3) - August 18, 2003
That's why they call it history - August 18, 2003
This is not what the Chamber of Commerce promised - August 17, 2003
Not a memory I'd care to live with
Comments (1) - August 17, 2003
You know your computer is from east Texas when.... - August 16, 2003
Meanwhile, back at the ranch.... - August 16, 2003
Of course, some jackasses thrive on the pain and inconvenience of others
Comments (1) - August 15, 2003
Here we go again.... - August 15, 2003
Short Aggie jokes- the best kind
Comments (2) - August 14, 2003
There's something wrong when you can't even cheat properly - August 14, 2003
And we're going to keep doing it until DeLay gets what he wants!
Comments (4) - August 14, 2003
Or, things you'll never hear in east Texas - August 13, 2003
Not another Aggie joke.... - August 13, 2003
It may not accomplish anything, but it will help parents feel better about themselves | TrackBacks (3) - August 11, 2003
No, your "right" to smoke really DOESN'T trump my right to breathe clean air
Comments (4) - August 10, 2003
Greetings from the Mosquito Breeding Capital of the Free World
Comments (1) - August 10, 2003
Your Higher Education tax dollars at work? - August 10, 2003
When it rains.... - August 9, 2003
Umm...47??? What was the question again??
Comments (4) - August 8, 2003
If no one asks questions, are we all complicit?
Comments (2) - August 8, 2003
Nice try, y'all.... - August 7, 2003
Cue up the "How hot is it??" jokes
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (1) - August 7, 2003
Doing what they had no option but to do
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (1) - August 6, 2003
Greetings from Hell | TrackBacks (1) - August 6, 2003
Everybody's doing it
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (1) - August 5, 2003
Imagine living inside a pizza oven, and you'd be close - August 5, 2003
Seeing them for what they really are
Comments (1) - August 4, 2003
It doesn't always happen to someone else - August 4, 2003
Back when we had a real Governor....
Comments (1) - July 31, 2003
Maybe they were right after all
Comments (5) - July 30, 2003
Guess which question wasn't on the job application? - July 30, 2003
Fear and loathing in Montgomery County
Comments (4) - July 28, 2003
Deja vu all over again, eh??
Comments (9) - July 27, 2003
And no one ever knew it was coming
Comments (2) - July 26, 2003
Self-righteousness run amok?
Comments (1) - July 25, 2003
They never expect the Spanish Inquisition
Comments (4) - July 23, 2003
And we're going to keep doing it until we get what Tom DeLay wants
Comments (4) - July 22, 2003
In service of the Jackass-in-Chief
Comments (5) - July 20, 2003
Is that a rhetorical question, or are you just glad to see me??
Comments (8) - July 20, 2003
A question wrapped in a riddle and surrounded by an enigma - July 16, 2003
Picking up the pieces
Comments (2) - July 15, 2003
Yeah, it could have been a lot worse - July 15, 2003
There goes my tee time.... - July 15, 2003
Claudette decides to pay us a visit - July 14, 2003
Just when you though it was safe.... - July 14, 2003
Time to get to higher ground
Comments (3) - July 14, 2003
A tale of arrogance and hubris
Comments (2) - July 13, 2003
Welcome to the jungle
Comments (5) - July 13, 2003
Dean does Dallas
Comments (1) - July 13, 2003
You might want to hold off on that vacation on South Padre Island - July 13, 2003
How about taking care of the People's business FIRST?
Comments (8) - July 13, 2003
Is that a bundle of Ecstasy in your shorts, or are you just glad to see me? - July 13, 2003
Welcome to the next Big Thing | TrackBacks (2) - July 12, 2003
Thankfully, it looks as if we're about to dodge another bullet - July 11, 2003
So how do you say "Gig 'em" in Uzbek?
Comments (1) - July 10, 2003
Time to make a difference
Comments (1) - July 10, 2003
Man, that must have been SOME party.... - July 10, 2003
Another unwanted visitor? - July 8, 2003
'Tis a great day to be white, Republican, and Texan
Comments (2) - July 7, 2003
Not exactly Mother of the Year
Comments (1) - July 5, 2003
How badly did you want to see Willie? - July 4, 2003
Just another day in Paradise...NOT
Comments (2) - July 4, 2003
Things that go boom - July 2, 2003
Winning isn't everything...or is it? - June 29, 2003
And there will be no naked pictures, either - June 29, 2003
'Tis the season
Comments (2) - June 25, 2003
So much for his 15 minutes - June 19, 2003
Regaining your freedom will make for a very good day
Comments (3) - June 17, 2003
We could paint it pink and turn it into a gay wedding chapel....
Comments (2) - June 16, 2003
Can you say "Official Oppression"?
Comments (10) - June 13, 2003
Another day in Paradise - June 5, 2003
Welcome to the Wild West
Comments (2) - June 2, 2003
No wonder politics in this town is such a silly exercise
Comments (5) - June 1, 2003
In the mood for another pointless quiz?
Comments (1) - May 28, 2003
This is what you get when you allow the Lunatic Fringe to hijack an entire state
Comments (1) - May 25, 2003
And just where are you going to put a stadium in the desert? - May 23, 2003
Power corrupts, and then there is Tom DeLay - May 22, 2003
Things that go boom in the night
Comments (1) - May 21, 2003
A return to the back alleys?
Comments (6) - May 20, 2003
So much for effective leadership
Comments (2) - May 19, 2003
Democrats refuse to play the nail to Tom DeLay's hammer
Comments (5) - May 18, 2003
Is there anything more enjoyable than watching Tom DeLay pitch a fit?
Comments (4) - May 16, 2003
Coming home as heroes? - May 15, 2003
I don't know what voices you may be hearing, but they're not God - May 15, 2003
Another day in Texas, another tragedy.
Comments (1) - May 14, 2003
Cry me a f*****g river, Tom
Comments (5) - May 14, 2003
Lies, damn lies, and statistics
Comments (1) - May 13, 2003
And people wonder why I love Texas
Comments (14)| TrackBacks (1) - May 12, 2003
It's good to be King
Comments (1) - May 12, 2003
It sure doesn't feel like Paradise - May 11, 2003
Kill 'em all. Let God sort 'em out.
Comments (2) - May 9, 2003
Beware the power of stupid people in large groups
Comments (3) - May 7, 2003
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's THONG MAN!!
Comments (2) - May 6, 2003
Honey, dinner is here!!
Comments (2) - April 30, 2003
Gators are people too(??) - April 7, 2003
Yes, we do things a little bit differently here - March 17, 2003
It's OK, we'll just call it "collateral damage" - March 16, 2003
Where do you go to get your life back? - March 15, 2003
Anonymous no longer - March 14, 2003
The Divine Governor Goodhair - March 14, 2003
I got mine...you get yours
Comments (1) - March 13, 2003
Justice delayed is not necessarily justice denied - March 12, 2003
Not exactly a milestone to celebrate
Comments (1) - March 9, 2003
Just another Sunday afternoon in Paradise - March 7, 2003
Texas' new battle cry - March 5, 2003
Fom the Department of Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics.... - March 3, 2003
Must be Mardi Gras... - March 1, 2003
And they were probably History majors - February 27, 2003
It's just like Berkeley, only warmer and with a better football team.
Comments (2) - February 17, 2003
Don't hate me because I'm warm and dry
Comments (10) - February 11, 2003
Well, that would certainly explain running him over with the Mercedes, eh? - February 9, 2003
Penny wise, pound foolish
Comments (4) - February 9, 2003
Do I sense a double standard? - February 8, 2003
Too many holes, not nearly enough fingers - February 5, 2003
An astronaut story
Comments (2) - February 5, 2003
Remembering Columbia - February 5, 2003
Scenes from a memorial
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (2) - February 4, 2003
Words to remember a hero by - February 3, 2003
Time to take care of the children - February 3, 2003
New York...London...Paris...The Bolivar Peninsula? - February 2, 2003
Remembering Columbia - February 2, 2003
Struggling to make sense on senseless - February 2, 2003
Being part of the wrong kind of history - February 2, 2003
Another sorry excuse for humanity
Comments (1) - February 1, 2003
Another tragedy
Comments (7)| TrackBacks (2) - February 1, 2003
Not again.... - January 23, 2003
Another victory for clean air | TrackBacks (1) - January 16, 2003
Seeing how the other half lives - January 9, 2003
You say "white trash" like it's a bad thing.... (update #3) | TrackBacks (1) - January 8, 2003
You say "white trash" like it's a bad thing.... (update #2)
Comments (3)| TrackBacks (1) - January 8, 2003
You say "white trash" like it's a bad thing.... (update #1) | TrackBacks (1) - January 7, 2003
I resemble that remark (except for the breast augmentation part)
Comments (1) - January 7, 2003
You say "white trash" likes it's a bad thing....
Comments (3)| TrackBacks (2) - December 30, 2002
The year that was - December 29, 2002
Unequal justice
Comments (3) - December 17, 2002
A lousy way to start your week - December 15, 2002
If only Ground Zero was Ken Lay's house - December 8, 2002
Paging Owen Courrèges....
Comments (1) - November 29, 2002
R.C. Slocum exits stage left? - November 29, 2002
Today really should be a Texas national holiday - November 1, 2002
It seemed like a good idea.... - October 29, 2002
Prepare to say goodbye to a rundown tourist attraction - October 28, 2002
File this under "Only In Texas"
Comments (6)| TrackBacks (1) - October 22, 2002
I'll bet he won't be trying that trick again....
Comments (2) - October 13, 2002
Making lemonade out of lemons - October 12, 2002
You know you're in Texas when...
Comments (1) - September 29, 2002
Greetings from Hell - September 28, 2002
What a long, strange trip....
Comments (1) - September 27, 2002
Don't eat before looking at the pictures of Pasadena
Comments (1) - September 17, 2002
Talk about big shoes to fill.... - September 16, 2002
In rememberance
Comments (1) - September 7, 2002
Chapter 8- Dodging a bullet
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (2) - September 7, 2002
Chapter 7- We postponed a football game for this?? - September 7, 2002
Chapter 6- This is not the way things are normally done
Comments (2) - September 6, 2002
Chapter 5- So what the hell is happening, anyway?? - September 6, 2002
Chapter 4- Here she comes, and boy is she pissed
Comments (2) - September 6, 2002
Chapter 3- It would be faster if you started walking
Comments (1) - September 6, 2002
Chapter 2- Fay apparently is not a football fan
Comments (3) - September 6, 2002
Chapter 1- TS Fay begins to make up her mind
Comments (7) - September 6, 2002
We've been here before.... | TrackBacks (1) - September 5, 2002
Living under the Sword of Damocles
Comments (2) - September 3, 2002
31 years, 21 bodies
Comments (2) - August 29, 2002
A Texas political icon that's definitely not all hat and no cattle - August 28, 2002
Time to accept it and move on - August 28, 2002
Isn't it cheaper to educate someone than to fry them??
Comments (5) - August 24, 2002
Be it ever so humble.... - August 24, 2002
Our world in numbers - August 19, 2002
The gift that keeps on giving - August 6, 2002
I must have been a Parrothead in a former life.... - August 4, 2002
The travelling isn't bad; it's the getting there part.... - August 4, 2002
So what do you do with the Eighth Wonder of the World?
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